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GItPirate

I too am delusional on occasion


djcack

I'm trying to force myself to be excited for the new QB, but Turner has a legit chance to be a badass.


Broshan248

The falcons had a chance to draft him at 8 but those dumbasses passed on him for Penis and now we got to deal with Turner twice a year


batmans_a_scientist

They also could’ve taken the next best player in the draft, Odunze, instead of turner at the point so I will never say anything bad about the falcons ever again. Not even about their terrible uniforms.


djcack

Turner will be dazzled by Caleb's nail polish, so your QB will be safe


Electronic-Island-14

don't worry, just run the ball against our traffic cone DTs and inside linebackers


Yossarian216

I mean, eight other teams passed on him after Atlanta, including us. He wasn’t even the first pass rusher taken. I don’t think he’s as good a prospect as people think, he got hyped because it was a very weak edge class this year. If he does cause problems for us I think it’ll take a couple of years to really show up.


__welltheresthat__

RemindMe! 9 months


AKA09

https://i.redd.it/ykdpmexca3xc1.gif


__welltheresthat__

Noted your memo on the TPS reports and made the proper adjustment.


RoxWarbane

He fell a bit because of injury, not talent. Our GM has shown to roll the dice on injured guys that fell a little


Yossarian216

An injury from before the season is the reason he fell, and got taken behind a guy who was literally medically retired at one point? That doesn’t really track for me, but it also makes the trade up even worse because it increases the risk.


GItPirate

Turner is legit you got a good one


StrengthToBreak

If anyone can maximize Turner's skill set, Flores seems like the right DC to do it.


drummerboysam

He'll be good. Little doubt on that on my end. Feels like there's never a time where Minnesota doesn't have a solid guy at end.


skolvikes31

Greenard is also on the vikings now


Electronic-Island-14

we had a period between John Randle leaving (who was actually a DT) and Jared Allen that was absolutely brutal


DJPad

You mean you weren't pleased with the Erasmus James / Kenechi Udeze bookends? /s


gunt_lint

Especially in Flores’ defense. And considering Flores was reportedly “pounding the table” for Turner as he continued to slide in the first round, he’s worth being excited over.


axman54

Turner is great. McCarthy is obviously a bit harder to be excited about, but no matter who the qb is fans will eventually hop on board damn near anyone at QB haha


Electronic-Island-14

history says 1 will be a an all pro, and 1 will be a supreme bust. No in between. who it gonna be!? yeah, i think we know lol


lets-do-an-eighth

Who is this flairless bitch who speaks to us?


gingerhasyoursoul

A coward


BounceBros21

Clout chaser


At_finch

Then why does Stroud hold his jersey higher than McCarthy?


lets-do-an-eighth

Flair up you bitch ![gif](giphy|1Z6AiDCoLB7ValncAH)


At_finch

https://i.redd.it/rxr7rj1x37xc1.gif


Broshan248

“Mom can we have Stroud and Anderson?” “No we have Stroud and Anderson at home.” Stroud and Anderson at home:


[deleted]

Home cooked dinner always beats McDonald’s


etom21

Mac n Cheese with a cut up hotdog, again?


[deleted]

That only slightly beats McDonald’s, but still beats it.


Endo_Dizzy

Holy shit are you me? This was 3-4x a week


W4RG4ZM

lmao got im


AcanthaceaeOld241

Burns from unflaired pussies don't count . Flair up bitch


TommyH_27

Flair up pussy!


C0lMustard

Seconded


jerrrrrrrrrrrrry

The Vikings are the least delusional fan base because they know and accept that their team is cursed. This draft stuff is just a pleasant distraction for them.


ganggreen651

Lol you're not wrong


Reasonable-Papaya843

I’m in this post and I don’t like it


Wernershnitzl

Texans giving us the secret sauce a season after theirs


Humble_Brother_6078

The old NFL top secret sauce - get a great QB


DHVF

Plus we literally swapped a ton of our players with each other


StillCompetitive5771

Yeah but too bad yall got off brand versions


djcack

I'm hoping they're Kirkland and not Great Value.


jstewart25

Kirkland has a really good refund policy too!


StillCompetitive5771

For partial refund please send items to: 100 Art Rooney Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15212


InfiniteLeftoverTree

Wish.com


Elbeske

"Least delusional"? You're goddamn right


nameuser121212

Oh…..oh no…..


andtimme11

I can't wait to see JJ McCarthy hand the ball off and throw 4 times a game.


schlemz

Is that because he’s coming in for garbage time after GEQBUS shreds the opponent for 60 points?


WeirdKaleidoscope358

Is it really garbage time if it only takes the GEQBUS the first quarter to put you up 8+ touchdowns?


RainbowKooch

*Packers Edit: we’re all extremely delusional in many ways


Broshan248

What is sports fandom if not delusional optimism?


Loves2Spooge857

I don’t know man I’m usually filled with tragic pessimism


Royal_Front_7226

I mean isn’t being delusional really an essential part of being a fan? You’re not a fanatic if you aren’t delusional.


ISuperNovaI

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/basics/projection


lur77

Well played. Golf clap.


humidhotdog

![gif](giphy|9mtE009hcWPOesk8C4)


PHWasAnInsideJob

Did...somebody badly photoshop the movement of the character in the scene over the still photo? Wtf???


humidhotdog

Probably ai or sum


Fuzakeruna

Bad AI animation is bad


Somecivilguy

I’d argue that good AI is still bad


DaBears077

https://preview.redd.it/0anrkbdyt1xc1.gif?width=640&format=png8&s=f2a4f66e4646ad12c28c3293c66f243d909a042f Bears, Lions, and Packers fans watching the Vikings begin to reach and taking bigger risks in an attempt to stay competitive instead of starting the rebuild...


CelestialFury

> competitive instead of starting the rebuild... This is how I know you have no idea what our roster is about. Aside from QB (which we've since addressed), our offense was already gtg and our defense is considerably better than last year, which Flores still got us into the top 10 defensively. We've spent nearly all our extra cap on good defensive players this offseason. Kwesi got rid of all our aging vet contracts. Our rebuild is nearly at an end. We just that gud.


swissfamrob

Bears fans just didnt notice because as we were clearing out old bloated contracts we won the division


schlemz

They’ve always called it a “competitive rebuild” and for once, it’s actually looking like that’s what we’ve been doing.


dhtdhy

The only team you mentioned that's truly done a rebuild is the lions. Packers never needed to rebuild because of QB play, and the bears never can rebuild because of QB play 😂


TouchGrassRedditor

The Bears had more dead cap than active player salary in 2022, traded their best defensive players for draft capital, and finished with the worst record. If that’s not a rebuild then wtf is lmao


dhtdhy

What'll your excuse be in 4 years when you draft Caleb Williams replacement?


TouchGrassRedditor

!remindme 4 years


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dtemp2022

The guys a Vikings fan, you should also set a reminder for 9 months from now to check back in 😂. They’re actually starting JJ McCarthy


dhtdhy

Oh yes please!! 😂 Digging your own grave 😂😂😂 !remindme 4 years


dtemp2022

Your teams QB is JJ McCarthy lol it’ll be even less for you


dhtdhy

Talk to me when you have a QB with a 4000 yard season 😂


rayj11

What do you think “rebuild” means? I think you are just arguing that we are bad which is completely separate from “we went through a rebuild.”


riotacting

Yeah... His argument is that we are bad... Perpetually so. The idea of a rebuild is that at the end you'll've built something. But the bears haven't built anything in the past 40 years. Therefore, the bears never can rebuild because of QB play. And as much as it gets my hackles up, I can't be upset with the logic.


GuyWithNoSwagger

Are you aware that the Bears just did a rebuild with the help of Carolina? Do I need to say it slower so you’ll understand?


dhtdhy

LOL no you said all that perfectly slow enough for me to understand. Can you please explain what you're next excuse will be when you draft Caleb Williams replacement in 4 years?


caelumh

Bear can never rebuild because owner is retarded.


AKA09

Nonsense. That old bag isn't drafting, signing, and coaching our players.


caelumh

Yeah but who hired your GM?


AKA09

The guy making all the great moves the last two years? Yeah, that totally helps your point. Lmfao


caelumh

And the guy before that? And before that? You might have an actual good one now, but you've had a history of bad GMs.


AKA09

Because bad GMs are defined as so because their moves don't work out. So every bad team has had bad GMs by default. If we move the goalposts enough it's not hard to make anything look the way you want, lol. Point is as bad as the owners are, they don't directly impact the team's success near as much as people like to pretend.


BellacosePlayer

I know Aaron's got some dumb beliefs but that's a bit much


CaptHowdy2310

No rebuild but yet had the youngest team to ever make the playoffs? That makes sense.


dhtdhy

I think you're missing the part of my comment where I actually complimented you guys. My comment was really to diss the bears lol


C0lMustard

Don't feed the douches


CaptHowdy2310

Well unfortunately for you I'm reasonable enough to acknowledge we rebuilt several position groups the last 2 years.


schlemz

That’s called a *retool*


-InconspicuousMoose-

Coincidentally every packer fan is also a retool


thiccboiwyatt

If by rebuild you mean get rid of all are good players then we would end up being bad for 10 straight years


Automatic_Buddy7179

Trading up to 3 or five would have been a reach. Vikings absolutely killed this first round


MrMisties

How is this not starting a rebuild? Lmfao Better question, how exactly was this a big risk? The Panthers trading up to 1 last year is what I would call a big risk. This is just taking shots at potential talent.


SkolVikes17

It’s not a rebuild unless you come in last in the division and get a top 10 pick multiple years in a row. Or at least that’s what bears fans have to tell themselves to cope.


Devium44

Ah yes, reaching for a QB projected by many to potentially go top 5 and the top Edge in the draft class at 17.


Memeslayer4000

But be didn't go top 5, and he wasn't even the first edge rusher to go. In the last 10 years the best edge rusher is picked in the top 5 overall everytime except 2019 when Parsons was picked 12th. So is an edge rusher who got passes up 16 times really that predictable great?


Devium44

I would say that’s makes them both steals. what’s your argument for them being a reach?


MegasotaAdvocate

Literally the same!


CaptHowdy2310

![gif](giphy|fUYhyT9IjftxrxJXcE)


Weak_Link_6969

I actually had JJ as QB3 in this draft and think Dallas Turner could be a problem if he develops a bit, but this comparison feels disrespectful to CJ and Will Anderson.


Big-Veiny-Darnold

![gif](giphy|1BfS2hhYNHghBYn2cs)


AfroKuro480

Flair up pussy


Lykeuhfox

Right? JJ can't beat Stroud! wait...


Potato_Stains

Your lack of flair is disturbing.


elmatador1497

Bears fans have been busting since the first round, whereas the Vikings fans are getting busts


MrMisties

How many years has it been since you guys didn't think you won an off-season?


LGravey

Congrats on winning yet another off season. Someday it will transfer to the regular season… probably


RotoDog

Completely unbiased opinion: Vikings will with the NFC North next year and never give it back


BellacosePlayer

just like da burrs!


LegalComplaint

He… HE DIDN’T THROW THE FUCKING BALL.


C0lMustard

I mean he holds the record for completion % for Michigan, I know he handed the ball off a lot but it's not like you get to be QB at Michigan by sucking at throwing because their HC likes to run the ball.


LegalComplaint

There’s never been a successful NFL quarterback from Michigan (drafted in JJ’s draft slot).


C0lMustard

[GOAT](https://bluebyninety.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/USATSI_2789321-scaled.jpg) Unless you are putting on a ridiculous caveat saying there's never been a successful Michigan QB drafted 10th overall.


ShineWobble

That was the joke


LegalComplaint

![gif](giphy|xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk)


sonnytai

Who knows? He might be good


drummerboysam

The positions are the same but outside of some pretty wild extrapolation and projection for JJ, Houstons prospects were considerably better rated. Would never stop Vikings Nation from overrating them, of course. But there's that.


Slow_Astronomer_3536

As a Bears fan, I too am unreasonably high on hopeium.


xxxxHULKSMASHxxxx

Vikings fans don’t actually think JJ and Turner are anywhere near the same players as CJ and Anderson do they?? If they do that’s pretty dumb


levitikush

Hey ya never know


cbarks81

When you order your cornerstones off Wish


VashMM

https://preview.redd.it/bt0206urg4xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f5b2864d9003bca26ef69bc036f7023b421a0cb


tangledupinbrown

Where meme?


LegionOfGrixis

Is JJ drafted this high is Michigan doesn’t win the national championship and Harbaugh doesn’t hype him up as much?


Better_Goal6259

it was either him or bo nix at that pick, use your brain


LegionOfGrixis

No flair=opinion not valid and has been rejected *please free try again after your flair up buddy boy!*


Better_Goal6259

point still stands, i know being able to think is almost as hard for bears as not ruining their quarterbacks.


LegionOfGrixis

![gif](giphy|Vu7FU5T4RJPo1esgna) No flair detected


[deleted]

A Lions fan that prefers the Ohio State QB over the Michigan QB. Interesting development from the fanbase that’s already become Packer fans.


DHVF

McCarthy will be worse than Stroud but Turner will be better than Anderson


BOWCANTO

The JJM hype is so funny.


perry_190

Literal handoff merchant


BOWCANTO

I’m honestly thankful they got him. I know people are clowning on ATL for getting Penix, but I genuinely didn’t want Penix in Minnesota because he seems like the type of guy a team can rally around - he actual did a lot to elevate his team to be competitive in Washington. McCarthy pretty much just takes care of the football, which I think Kirk’s time there taught us Minnesota needs more than that. But hey, it’s their house, they can run it anyway they like - and I *definitely* approve.


-InconspicuousMoose-

RemindMe! 3 years These comments are gonna be fun to look through


BOWCANTO

Nothing I say can prove the Vikings’ own lack of confidence in this pick more than your reply. A 3 year timeline for a first round pick who is starting behind Sam Darnold? Oof - you sound less confident than most I’ve heard from.


-InconspicuousMoose-

If you evaluated Jordan Love after 3 years he'd be the bust of the century you moron lmao. Instead, he's now finally got one year of football under his belt and you guys are already crowning him. Packer fans continue to be unable to see past their own noses. I anticipate Darnold has a solid year, JJ starts in '25, and I'm looking for at least two years of data so I don't crown him prematurely like some other blockheads I know


warpigsgrizz

If darnold has a solid year why would jj start?


Consistent_Room7344

Because it’s the Viking way. GEQBUS will have a career year and move on for JJ. JJ will then suck as GEQBUS returns to being Sam Darnold on another team.


-InconspicuousMoose-

Obviously because we expect him to be better than solid.


BOWCANTO

I know you’re upset right now, but I refuse to believe that you don’t see the difference in urgency of getting a 1st Round Pick involved when you have Darnold starting compared to when you have Rodgers starting. But hey, however you gotta cope.


romayyne

I didn’t want JJ. Dallas was a great pick tho. Can’t with to win 7 games!


chrisdembo

Casual Vikings fans gloating about being so good even though they’ve never won a Super Bowl and choke every time they get to the playoffs 😂


TommyH_27

Flair up!


_TooncesLookOut

His response reeks of typical Packers fan.


PM_ME_UR_COOL_SOCKS

Flair up pussy


TulsaWhoDats

OMG!!!!!!!😆


swissfamrob

Leave our sub trash!!


TulsaWhoDats

😂