sure man. whatever you say. donāt you have an important game to choke in once again or something? bros trying way too hard to defend the rams like they care about him š
lmaoooo calm down lil bro not everyone is on reddit literally 24/7 like you. we won the best defensive coordinator youāve had for years. youāre cooked
Yeah not really tho. We knew it was coming sooner rather than later. It was a real possibility he rode off into the sunset after the SB year, but we still got 2 more years, and he left the franchise in a much better spot because of it.
Dude has earned his retirement. Dominated the league for a decade, put himself in the GOAT conversation (at least at DT, but arguable DL in general. Obviously Iām bias, but even without that, I think heās at least in the top few). As a fan? Yeah it sucks a little, because he absolutely coulda kept going. But just as a person? I respect the hell out of it, he did what he came here to do, has more money than heāll ever need, and now gets to go enjoy life at 33, thatās the fucking dream.
Edit: also, get the fuck out of here. I didnāt realize the Texans were in the NFC west. Sucks your division is boring as hell, but thatās not our problem.
I smell an AFC south vs NFC W war brewing, because you donāt want to go there.
So go on, relax and have a spa day. But do not ask for a happy endings
only place i dont want to go is LA, i like being able to go outside and not have to worry about breathing in toxic air or risk being stabbed by a homeless person
i know bro aināt talking about cities when he living in phoenix š āhey everyone letās go live in the fucking desertā cardinals are the dumbest fanbase for a reason
Nice try bud. Weāre the ARIZONA cardinals. I live in the mountains of north AZ š I canāt imagine a bunch of idiots building a city in a flood zone like Houston š
Yes, Houston soil can retain water, but different types of soil in the area have different water retention properties:
Clay soil
This common Houston soil type has a high clay mineral content, which makes it more reactive to wet and dry cycles than other soils. Clay soil can absorb a lot of water during wet seasons, but also lose a lot of moisture during dry seasons. It can also expand and contract, and become soft and lose its supporting capacity. However, clay soil's ability to hold water can be beneficial for plants and shrubs, allowing them to survive with less frequent watering. To maintain healthy clay soil, it's important to keep moisture levels consistent throughout the year
I was a little sad. But not mad. Bro earned his retirement and got a chip on the way out. It's not too bad, so sad, let down that JJ Watt felt on his way out He deserves better.
I donāt think fans were devastated- I think most fans knew it was coming. I was really hoping for one more year because with him I felt we could make another SB run this year.Ā
This is so late that I had to google Aaron Donald to see if there was some new news I missed.
Now Google how to set a flair.
I had to check Google to see if there was new Aaron Donald news š My guy youāre like 3 months late lmfao
He's in the wrong memewar. He's basically internet explorer at this point.
Sailing the Interwaves on the Weed Forums.
Is this Netscape?
DARPANET.
oh iām sorryā¦just because itās a late meme does that mean itās off limits??? i guess you guys are used to finishing things early around here
?????
Donāt jokes have to be funny?
3rd grade ass response. stay in school bud
Coming from someone who made a terrible attempt at a joke (after posting a dog shit meme) is hilarious š¤£
sure man. whatever you say. donāt you have an important game to choke in once again or something? bros trying way too hard to defend the rams like they care about him š
And what exactly have the Texans wonā¦?
Hey, they beat the niners 1 time in 2009. So thatās something I guess.
Oh, nothing to say now huh lil boy š¤”š¤£
lmaoooo calm down lil bro not everyone is on reddit literally 24/7 like you. we won the best defensive coordinator youāve had for years. youāre cooked
i hate you for making me upvote a niners fan smh
You are trying waaaaay too hard
Yeah not really tho. We knew it was coming sooner rather than later. It was a real possibility he rode off into the sunset after the SB year, but we still got 2 more years, and he left the franchise in a much better spot because of it. Dude has earned his retirement. Dominated the league for a decade, put himself in the GOAT conversation (at least at DT, but arguable DL in general. Obviously Iām bias, but even without that, I think heās at least in the top few). As a fan? Yeah it sucks a little, because he absolutely coulda kept going. But just as a person? I respect the hell out of it, he did what he came here to do, has more money than heāll ever need, and now gets to go enjoy life at 33, thatās the fucking dream. Edit: also, get the fuck out of here. I didnāt realize the Texans were in the NFC west. Sucks your division is boring as hell, but thatās not our problem.
I smell an AFC south vs NFC W war brewing, because you donāt want to go there. So go on, relax and have a spa day. But do not ask for a happy endings
only place i dont want to go is LA, i like being able to go outside and not have to worry about breathing in toxic air or risk being stabbed by a homeless person
So Houston is the 6th most polluted city in America. Youāre not flexing like you think you are.
Theres a lot more to worry about in LA than that. Stay in H Town
bro thinks heās the hardest mf on reddit ššš
Is your city even dry yet?
He wouldnāt know, the power still out, they canāt see shit
when was the last time you saw the sun?
When was the last time you drank clean water
Ay real talk, Seattle water is fucking š„
when was the last time you got some bitches
When was the last time you touched real grass
i know bro aināt talking about cities when he living in phoenix š āhey everyone letās go live in the fucking desertā cardinals are the dumbest fanbase for a reason
Nice try bud. Weāre the ARIZONA cardinals. I live in the mountains of north AZ š I canāt imagine a bunch of idiots building a city in a flood zone like Houston š
Houston is a cesspool
Says the guy whose city just has a bunch of homeless people running aroundš
Enjoy the flooding
Been to Seattle all it does is rain
Yeah but our soil retains water lol
Yes, Houston soil can retain water, but different types of soil in the area have different water retention properties: Clay soil This common Houston soil type has a high clay mineral content, which makes it more reactive to wet and dry cycles than other soils. Clay soil can absorb a lot of water during wet seasons, but also lose a lot of moisture during dry seasons. It can also expand and contract, and become soft and lose its supporting capacity. However, clay soil's ability to hold water can be beneficial for plants and shrubs, allowing them to survive with less frequent watering. To maintain healthy clay soil, it's important to keep moisture levels consistent throughout the year
it takes two flatbeds to retain your momĀ
Nuh uh
Flair up loser
Flair up or shut up
Houston is the worst city in America. One giant parking lot on a swamp. Cj stroud is dope tho
Have you been outside in Houston the last few years? Itās way worse in Houston than LA
At least our city isnāt just a bunch of influencers and homeless people
Took OP 3 months to come up with this one
took you a lifetime to get no bitches
I was a little sad. But not mad. Bro earned his retirement and got a chip on the way out. It's not too bad, so sad, let down that JJ Watt felt on his way out He deserves better.
This some Internet Explorer level tardiness we got going on! The AFCSouthMemewar that dry bud?
Why is trash mountain coming in here? Donāt you guys just watch Levisās sex tapes together?
I donāt think fans were devastated- I think most fans knew it was coming. I was really hoping for one more year because with him I felt we could make another SB run this year.Ā
Love that Mona. Protect her at all costs.
Dudeās 3 months late and not even an NFC West fan smh.
Who let the GOAT out of the barn?!
Sad that day but understood
Patrick mahoms
Patrick mahoms after losing his streak against the broncos be like
The hell this Texan fan doing here
tf is an unflaired bitch doing here?
The (months old) news get to Texas this slow or is it just you?
Their power just came back on. They have months of news to catch up on
Did Storm Kaepernick visit them again?
look everyone itās the puppet in the meme
Oh damn chill bro
Hit your ass with the 
aight canāt argue with that carry on my boy
Ok I guess
no No fight more