T O P

  • By -

300show

The trade demand is coming this offseason


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

“Me or Marner, I don’t give a fuck which one”


AutoModerator

https://imgur.com/a/Z2lfJ3T *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NHLcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

Good bot


Zealousideal_War8036

Which one would you keep and why?


PaleHorseRider-94

matthew's and i don't think you even need to explain why


jimjkelly

Who the fuck is Mitch Marner?


AutoModerator

https://imgur.com/a/Z2lfJ3T *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NHLcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

I would keep Matthews and because I’m not a fucking idiot.


AutoModerator

https://imgur.com/a/OV2d1OC *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NHLcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


PaleHorseRider-94

matthew's and i don't think you even need to explain why


Zealousideal_War8036

Marner is a good player and you would have more $ to help out.


AutoModerator

https://imgur.com/a/Z2lfJ3T *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NHLcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


PaleHorseRider-94

marners useless in the playoffs being a good player isn't enough, matthew's scored 69 that hasn't happened since the mid 90s there are tons of 90 point guys out there worth less too.


AutoModerator

https://imgur.com/a/Z2lfJ3T *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NHLcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


-Xebenkeck-

Marner's worth a lot more than just his 90 points. He's defensively skilled enough to be a Selke finalist and he's flexible enough that he has played every position on the ice except goalie at an NHL level. He also has just as many points in the Playoffs as Matthews does. He's underrated. Matthews is still the right pick though.


AutoModerator

https://imgur.com/a/Z2lfJ3T *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NHLcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

https://imgur.com/a/OV2d1OC *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NHLcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


OkGur1319

This is a good take imo. People who call Barber useless in the playoffs must not have looked at any stats. A players' worth is also defined by a fair amount on how a coach chooses to coach/deploy him. This is why we always see players headed out of Toronto going on to have spectacular seasons, with many winning cups


PaleHorseRider-94

lol not a chance he says that though they are buddy's


RelationshipNo4528

Utah here he comes


RelationshipNo4528

Jk Vegas will get him somehow


Thot_b_gone

Straight to LTIR


ccafferata473

Make Stone gets Cirrhosis from drinking too much miracle elixir the last three years and starts the year on LTIR.


Stacey_digitaldash

Any team in a no income tax state. After playing in Canada, I don’t blame him.


H1-DEF

“I don’t want to play with fucking Mitch Marner ever again-itis”


AutoModerator

https://imgur.com/a/Z2lfJ3T *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NHLcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


SpoopyDoobyDoo

![gif](giphy|GCoFfbW20dkpDqEu3Q) *Mitch Marner jumpscare*


AutoModerator

https://imgur.com/a/Z2lfJ3T *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NHLcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


rhino_shit_gif

Buy Pink Whitney and listen to my podcast


CriticalCanon

Is there anyone at Sportsnet who doesn’t have the most punchable face or what?


medz6

No Heart!!


[deleted]

Suffering from bitchitis


sufjan_stevens

Active in “r/hairtransplant”


[deleted]

Active in r/Leafs is arguably more embarrassing


sufjan_stevens

you just don't know if im talking about you or Matthews :)


AutoModerator

https://imgur.com/a/OV2d1OC *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NHLcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Vegtable_Lasagna3604

Keep Mathew’s…. Significantly more likely to get flashed…..