Really? Because Yadi didn't retire until very recently, and he was the fucking king of this.
Although his was somewhat earned.
The Schwarber love makes sense when I look through the same lens as Padres fans that loved Voit, but yeah, it's super odd.
Sorry... Snek took 2 of 3 from Walgreens last week outscoring them 11-3. Apparently we slipped the pharmacist's wife a roofie so they tried to get revenge by manning up to the dad's.
I'm waiting for today to turn in Padres-Braves circa 1984.
Who plays the role of [Ed Whitson](https://library.sportingnews.com/2021-08/braves-padres9-mlb-ftr-081219jpg_xhh9jjptjt9f1g5pr9gber2v1.jpg)?
Understandable. The Reds are in last place in NL Central, for what that's worth. We just had a fucking terrible series against the stupid Pittsburgh Pirates.
In the offseason, the mods opened it up so we can dunk on any MLB team. Someone in this sub posted a meme about the Reds and it snowballed. Now we hate the Reds collectively. I think we just added a second nemesis; Washington.
Ah I see. While you're at it can y'all throw some shade to the rest of NL Central? Because the Brewers, Cubs, Cardinals, and ESPECIALLY those fucking Pirates suck.
Bum ass pharmacy team starting fights with senior citizens. Hope they like watching bat flips.
SD is a CVS city
It will always be Longs in my heart.
We Thrifty town in LA so I feel you.
I got a buck fitty on a scoop of that chocolate malt ball crunch brah.
š„ŗRight in my childhood.
Longs, man, flash backs whoa, heavy ese!
I've been to the Walgreens on the end of the street Pham was stabbed on (Rosecrans and midway) It was shit.
SD, member AARP.
Are we storming the capitol?
Where was the Friar on January 6th?
Pretty sure I saw him shitting on Pelosiās desk
Nah that was the Phanatic
We need to lock him up
He definitely tormented Chuck Schumer in many a way.
Higgy starting the next jan 6
We hate the color red
Except when it comes to snakes
Sneks are cool dark red, not stupid bright red
get that stupid right red out of here
EXACTLY
Personally I adore our crazy teal & purple sneks
the teal and purple are better anyways
Light a candle šÆļø for pre 2007 colors
Bring back black and purple with no sleeves
MAGA red
I donāt think about them at all
When the Dodgers came to play it was the most important day of their lives. For us it was a Tuesday.
*checks schedule* It actually was a Tuesday... quote is meta
who?
Some pharmacy I think
THEY STARTED IT.
"They drew first blood!"
Iām certainly taking my business to CVS from now on
Iām for it, but I do want to express my displeasure that it will not be the Phillies
...and that stupid sexy jerk Kyle Schwarber.
Went to a Phillies Cubs game at Wrigley. Never seen an opposing fanbase suck off a player as hard as they did Schwarber
Really? Because Yadi didn't retire until very recently, and he was the fucking king of this. Although his was somewhat earned. The Schwarber love makes sense when I look through the same lens as Padres fans that loved Voit, but yeah, it's super odd.
Difference is Voit never brought us a title, so it's even more understandable
Sorry... Snek took 2 of 3 from Walgreens last week outscoring them 11-3. Apparently we slipped the pharmacist's wife a roofie so they tried to get revenge by manning up to the dad's.
Corbinās anarchy stretch broke them
Beautiful
I'm waiting for today to turn in Padres-Braves circa 1984. Who plays the role of [Ed Whitson](https://library.sportingnews.com/2021-08/braves-padres9-mlb-ftr-081219jpg_xhh9jjptjt9f1g5pr9gber2v1.jpg)?
Put some mutton chops on Machado.
That's the Goose Gossage role :) Ed Whitson, the guy behind him (not wearing a shirt btw) is actually *crazier and scarier* than Gossage.
Oh shit thatās Goose! Dang, Whitson got that murderous look in his eye again.
That was some brawl let me tell ya
Best one ever in my mind.
They cannot be allowed to return to the capital. Itās time for a revolution.
It's just a diversion to try and distract us from the real enemy. (Those commie Reds)
Proxy war?
No. Communism was just a Red herring.
If "herring" had been capitalized, I'd be giving you some serious side eye right now. š§
Them commies be everywhere
We ride at dawn against these Walgreens bums.
Washington Walgreens
Nats vs SD tonight is must-watch baseball
The Nationals are a bunch of phonies! How you gonna be a bunch of Canadians in disguise and be the team of our great nation's capital????
I believe people wear that āWā forāWest Coastā too. THEY ARE IMPOSTERS
I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say *slammer 'em all!*
Fuck those jingoistic fucks
What exactly do you guys have against the Reds? Just so I know
Fuck āem thatās why. But seriously, I have no idea either.
Understandable. The Reds are in last place in NL Central, for what that's worth. We just had a fucking terrible series against the stupid Pittsburgh Pirates.
In the offseason, the mods opened it up so we can dunk on any MLB team. Someone in this sub posted a meme about the Reds and it snowballed. Now we hate the Reds collectively. I think we just added a second nemesis; Washington.
Ah I see. While you're at it can y'all throw some shade to the rest of NL Central? Because the Brewers, Cubs, Cardinals, and ESPECIALLY those fucking Pirates suck.
You mean the NLComedyCentral? Oh theyāll get theirs.Ā
I look forward to it. >:)
Off-season boredom meme. Reds were a founding NL West member and it's funnier to hate them than the Braves.
[Patient zero](https://www.reddit.com/r/NLBest/comments/17mdeld/offseason_rule_4_nonnlbest_memes_are_allowed_read/k7k9mhi/?share_id=IqgkUcxOnoT_Evn1sZVZt)