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Aero93

Why would you put your hand in there


Nnatrex

Same reason as a fat chunk of all other workplace accidents, they've been doing it for just long enough to get too comfortable. You can see it in the first guy a bit too. When he bends over, he looks away from the hand he's placing near the hand confiscator 9000 before it makes contact. You won't catch the new guy putting his hand near it like that because he's still afraid. Won't catch the guy with 20 years of experience that watched someone lose a hand doing it either, because he's afraid again.


ridecaptainride

It looks like second guy was also distracted and not paying attention. He looked like he was watching what his coworker was doing on the truck.


Nnatrex

He definitely was, yeah. I'm not familiar with that machine, but it almost looked like the log was angled up on the right side and he tried to straighten it out with his hand. That's 90% of the reason I come by this sub from time to time, to remind myself not to get so into the usual routines that common sense and diligence go out the window. I did it once at work a few years ago and lucked out that my coworker saw it happen, and stayed calm enough to yell for the rest of the crew to come save my ass. Never again.


Czrnhak

Hand confiscator 9000 😭 got me


tinmil

Confiscator 9000 made my entire day.


SyndrFox

natural selection? Those who cannot pay attention to present potential danger are more likely to die. I don’t know.


Few_Leave_4054

No, no, you *do* know.


ChamberKeeper

He didn't die and he can still reproduce no natural selection he's still in the gene pool.


tinmil

Yes but that experience will be past down on the genetic level. His offspring will be just a tiny bit more diligent. Diligent enough to luck out like he did just losing his hand and not getting sucked into the machine like a lot of people do? We'll see I suppose.


ChamberKeeper

> that experience will be past down on the genetic level. That's not how genes work. That's [Lamarckian evolution](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamarckism) not [Darwinian evolution](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwinism).


tenderbabyribs

True, but you need to consider epigenetics.


ChamberKeeper

No, there is no mechanism for *learned experiences* to be passed down epigenetically.


tenderbabyribs

Of course, you're completely correct. I was thinking more along the lines of the systematic effect of the physical trauma and how that might be affecting future gene expression.


ChamberKeeper

> and how that might be affecting future gene expression. *It won't.*


tenderbabyribs

Non-genetic inheritance is not to be sneezed at. Have you read the cherry blossom trauma experiment in mice? The inheritance of triggers and the potential of un-learning? I'm willing to admit that we lack large scale studies in higher mammals, but there's no reason to assume we lack the same function considering the complexity of genetic control.


Sock_Eating_Golden

Intrusive thoughts


Night_Chicken

To feel it. To REALLY FEEL IT!


Aero93

He ain't feeling shit now


ImminentSupernova

I gotta hand it to ya, I think this answers everything. Even why some of them are barefoot!


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Pizza_Middle

As a machinist, stuff like this scares the absolute shit out of me.


CosmicDuck2480

getting your hand snatched, or having a coworker this stupid?


Pizza_Middle

Both! I've worked with a few guys that were that stupid. Had to tackle one because he reached into a machine while it was running.


ZehAngrySwede

As another machinist, the former. If the latter bothered us, we wouldn’t be machinists.


CouchHam

My grandpa was a machinist and he had some STORIES. One guy fell asleep or something and popped his eye out. Damn it’s been 30 years since I remembered that story.


PFic88

How? Do tell please


PFic88

How? Do tell please


CouchHam

Dude fell asleep a lot, fell asleep on a machine right on his eye. Lol story from my gramps so I don’t know how it actually went down.


Berserk__Spider

So narcoleptic dude headbutted a spike


A_lot_of_arachnids

I read that as "masochist" at first. Really confused me.


DoubleCountry1218

Dude same I was like wtf


Ok_Water_6884

Yeah it does. Used to drink coffee all day at work because that happens fast. Shock is merciful when a guy grabs his missing part like it can be fixed. Even worse is when you get ordered to find all the parts and put the hamburger and bone in a shop rag.


Bat_man_89

I'm guessing you've probably seen The Russian Lathe video?


Pizza_Middle

That would be the one.


tinmil

That was my first foray into this genre. Absolutely makes me way more careful, and I'm a pretty careful person.


cantbhappy

Well that was fucking stupid of him...


JerseyshoreSeagull

I like to feel the breeze of the limb chopping blades on my fingers too.


cantbhappy

I prefer the breeze on my balls after a long day's work, but to each their own. I just know to keep them away from spinning sharp things.


chefNo5488

this is why I wear assless welders chaps. assless


Flyingfishfusealt

dude literally fed his finger into it! I feel like this was either mental illness or cognitive developmental issues with how they just FED their finger into it!


cantbhappy

"cognitive developmental issues"


Valmighty

This should be played in every school. My stupid childhood self would do that just because I didn't know it was dangerous.


Few_Leave_4054

Usually I let this kind of stuff go but you just saw it strip the bark off a tree in seconds and then shape into a perfectly round post and that doesn't suggest to you in any way that it *might* harm your skin or fingers or hand? Really??


Valmighty

Of course if you ask my 12 year old me I thought it wouldn't pull my hand like that. In my mind I could just place my finger and it would roll and gave my finger some friction and that's it.


Few_Leave_4054

Fair. I'll allow it. (Just playing)


PFic88

HOW can you not know, really?


PFic88

HOW can you not know, really?


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These guys are the reason why men get paid to stand around and do "nothing." Literally just standing there waiting to yell at someone for trying to do this.


Few_Leave_4054

Yup. Just yelled at a guy 40 minutes ago who was adamant about getting murdered inside a robotic induction cell.


Few_Leave_4054

With no key, no vest, no access request or authorization, or apparently any survival instincts.


Few_Leave_4054

I was furious/dumbfounded. He lived. (Probably will get promoted as well.)


sciency_guy

Just another Tuesday in China ... I work as an industrial engineer and travel to China frequently auditing lines and products...the first few trips I got sore muscles from head shaking...now it's just a deep breath 🙈


Few_Leave_4054

Lol that was good


Few_Leave_4054

Sore muscles from head shaking 😆


Few_Leave_4054

"Do you see that giant metal arm flying around right about head height?"


bigD200026

Bro at the end put half his leg in the SAME MACHINE?? Someone call OSHA


L0rd_River

The difference is now they’ve made sure it’s off so they can help him


Jewnicorn___

Still stupid.


UBC145

Yeah there’s no way I’m getting inside the machine that just chewed my friends hand unless it’s unplugged


bigD200026

I guess?? But just stupid on top of stupid


JayRedd1

Dumbest one today. Gotta hand it to him


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Itisvigs

OSHA? What ocean?


VirtualZeroZero

Specific Ocean?


AnyAtmosphere420

Someone should have mentioned to him thats dangerous.


Bort426

If dude wanted to feel wood going through his hands he could have done something else...


Pelthail

Never wear gloves with spinning machines.


Erabong

Clothes and spinning machines do not go well together


Pelthail

Actually, they go great together. They’re almost inseparable.


RedIrishMann

Sees man looses hand. Immediately jumps on the machine that is still spinning.


LewDawg524

Next man needs to tighten up


malachiconstant76

Completely separating himself from the moving parts and trying to help. What's your point ?


RedIrishMann

I know he's trying to help but jumping on it and squating on the top of the spinning things is just dumb.


harry_dou

At least the machine was turned off beforehand


MedicalAmazing

\*loses


umrlopez79

He looked like he got TOO comfortable and careless around that machine


TDK_90

Maybe don't stick your hand in the blade for no reason.


need-for-speed00

That’s a lot of splinters 🥴


Mindless-Share

Thanks for posting the full video


FargoneMyth

Too bad it wasn’t a log square machine, he might have kept it.


Suki-Girl

Why are they barefoot too. Craziness all round.


GremlinTale

What do you think will happen to a dog or cat if you put shoes on them every day? Same thing with humans.


ChamberKeeper

Most humans wear shoes everyday no problem.


GremlinTale

You totally missed the point. If you never wear shoes, you will have thick soles. Same goes for animals. However, put shoes on their feet/paws for years and watch what happens to them walk when they are taken off. They are sensitive again.


ChamberKeeper

Your point is a complete non-sequitur they should be wearing shoes whether their soles are sensitive of not.


GremlinTale

Ya, okay. 🙄


Minimum-Ad-263

Dummy. At least there was a dude there who reacted quickly. Smh


cheturo

*The revenge of the trees*


Novel_Ad_8062

you can clearly see the first dude is careful, while the second probably licks windows.


Dagger1Bravo

Commentator started playing his mixtape


majorhonkytonk76

And then the other guy puts his LEG inside it???


zeedrome

Intrusive thoughts win.


Scared_Method_4588

Ohsha ohsha ohsha! My hand!


Dalcomvet

The call of the void


Rey_Mezcalero

That hurt…the flailing


1plus1equals8

Well that will make fpr a difficult wank.


PeterParker72

It’s appalling how many people are so careless around machines.


Take-minakata

Why did he touch it


RememberBerry23

Next time use a stick, but luckily he's got 2 of them. Won't be making that mistake again.


JamesAchita

I'm bored. Let's poke my hand on a grinder


ForistaMeri

Finally the full video thank you, others redditors lack of attention needed to cut this after one second the hand it’s trapped.


Protean_sapien

Shout out to Spider-Man swooping in at the end and dropping his nuts on top of the still-spinning machine that just ripped a guy's hand off then standing inside it.


ennsey

Sub 70 iq tendencies


ApplicationNo2958

Reincarnated as a fool, I am destined to embark on a journey and defeat natural selection.


DesignHead9206

some accidents are really accidents, like misfortune or distraction or whatever, but this is completely deserved result of immense stupidity.


Majestic-Ad-420

Yeeeesh.... glad it was just his hand..and also WHYYY


zerofuxgivn420

Well...not as bad as vids of lathe fails ☠️☠️


BizzareMann_2

Imagine the amount of splinters


grungekiid

Ppl get to comfortable around machines.


zafir_69

anyone got aftermath pics?


nguyenishere

Bro the vietnamese voiceover is talking about a job and salaries wtf haha


GermansAreComing

why the hell would you have to put your hand there.


paulrhino69

That's what she said


Anxiety_Muffin13

Sometimes you brain stops working


GremlinTale

Hypnotic. 😏


LordCommander94

Complacency at its finest. Feel sorry for him but... that was dumb as hell.


LuckyDoge21

Glad the co worker with no gloves or shoes was there to help🙄


Pleasant-Syllabub-42

Darwin award winner for sure!


Alex2Mp

I agree with all the people that are talking mad shit about how stupid ppl are with machines like this... but I'm also a master machinist. We (people that work with these machines daily) get complacent. I see these videos and literally think "oh yeah I've done some dumb shit like that before" 🤷‍♂️ it happens. That being said... dudes an idiot. Don't put your fingers anywhere you wouldn't put your dick.


Crisenpuer

I like that the other guy rushed and disabled the machine so fast.


Funny_Credit_5961

Some body give the bloke a hand


Das_Jud3n

I’m more concerned with the barefoot guy, he might get a splinter


9Tyler7

And then although the machine being off that guy then decides to squat between it


timbbanen

"Hmm this log probably feels nice on my fingertips while it's spinning and getting it's bark peeled off"


FeedMyAss

Ya, but totally worth it!


x1985

Why doesn’t he put another hand in there, too?


WinterAd1604

There are 62 safety hazards in that video - can you find them all?


paulrhino69

You could count them all on ONE hand


WinterAd1604

very funny! :)


GremlinTale

🤣


dingdongjohnson68

Shouldn't it be pretty easy to find?


PrysmX

*OSHA has entered the chat*


Angry-Butts

When the intrusive thoughts win....


Academic_Feed7512

I was more astonished at his barefooted co-workers. The tiniest splinter has me in agony.


GremlinTale

They are used to not wearing anything on their feet. Thick soles.


Mylicenset0kill

Remove the warning labels if any and watch all the problems sort them selves out


Sockieem

"hm... what if i touch it? AAAAAHH-" (i hope he's okay though :) )


Optimal_Buy6562

Why he put his hand innthere .the log was already inside .turning.


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GremlinTale

Natural selection. 🤣


ChamberKeeper

He didn't die.


GremlinTale

Obviously. 🧐


ChamberKeeper

It's not natural selection unless he dies.


GremlinTale

Again... Duh...


ChamberKeeper

So then why did you call it natural selection if you know it's not natural selection?


Ok_Water_6884

Doing the same thing does make people forget to be carefull but get a close call and sometimes you can go home with all orignal parts. It's surreal to see in front of you. Why his coworkers didn't torniquet the arm and ran off to call 911 instead blows my mind.


0Nodick

How could someone be such a dumb*ss


ChamberKeeper

You know he's stupid because his hat is on backwards.


GremlinTale

Prophetic reply. Humor. Chuckle. Pick something. 🥴


Toybasher

If you click the speaker on the top right you can hear some people speaking in a foreign language. Any idea where this happened? I'm bad at recognizing languages. Also, you can hear the guy scream as his hand gets caught in.


Equivalent-Elk-4655

This is why it’s always a good idea to let your workers have a break. He seems out of it to me, maybe exhausted.


SevereAd1881

Stupidity is a gift


carolsankari

Finally a video in which the people around actually have access to a panic button kind of thing that immediately shut that thing down. The amount of times I've seen people around the accident absolutely not knowing what to do while something gruesome happens is very scary. Seems like a constant risk to workers health integrity


Grimm_Charkazard_258

see, these jobs are the ones robots need to be doing.


Murky-Molasses-4231

Why just why


Dexter-X51

And all I'm thinking about is the potential crazy amount of splinters on the 3rd guys' bare feet 🫠


za_zas

Right hahaha he jumped up there like Spider-Man 😂


StarlightFalls22

I'm sorry to be just a bit off topic here, but what exactly is this machine doing???


codemonkeyhopeful

What the fuck was his goal by reaching in there exactly?


Demon_Balrog

Not the Fap hand


Worldly-Store-3610

Dude strolled up and acted the he owned the machine.


PrincesseClara

Natural Selection


Infamous-Bed-7707

bro let his thoughts win


SchniTTeR-97

Rule No.1 No gloves on rotating machines


Severe-Tough-2688

Don't scream now mf what did you expect 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


pinkacidtab

the lack of ppe in this video makes it hurt to watch on top of the fact he knew that was wrong and did it anyway 😟


GremlinTale

PPE is for the dumbest of the dumb. Common sense only exists in the 140+ IQ population. Even then there are those that still piss on and electric fence. 🙄


pinkacidtab

i feel like common sense should be taught in schools because common sense is becoming less common 🤣


GremlinTale

*an