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Warm-Wrap-3828

Hair still lookin' flawless


Altruistic-Cut9795

He used Head and Shoulders


bacchusku2

He just needs Shoulders now


FixFalcon

LOL


noob_kaibot

Reddit comment logic; 3 jokes regarding a death get upvoted but a “lol” in reaction to the jokes get downvoted? Ffs.


Basic_MilkMotel

Honestly, I’m guilty of having made jokes in the past—but, I did better. I guess I’m adulting too hard now, it’s really tasteless imo. Make a joke about a real person’s recent death and the pain that the family experience for 40 internet points? Meh. They wouldn’t be doing it if it were their friend.


FixFalcon

Ya, wtf?


noob_kaibot

Hey, well would you look at that; “we” got you back out of the negative haha.


FixFalcon

"TOASTY!!!"


gothtoenails

LMFAOOO


miamarie93

I’m screaming


AlexandersWonder

Props to the guy who brought all the pieces back. Maybe they can glue him back together for the wake


SupernaturalPumpkin

He’s not Humpty Dumpty


AlexandersWonder

Well that’s good. If I recall correctly they were never able to put humpty back together again.


JerseyshoreSeagull

Yeah theyre missing the king and the horses or something.


Basic_MilkMotel

All the kings horsemen and all the kings men could never put humpty together again. Yo why are all these kids songs so dark.


zoidy37

Not with that attitude


Wookie-Love

Humpty Dumpty was a cannon


Low-Jellyfish5562

Well no fucking shit


SupernaturalPumpkin

It was just a joke..


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artbycase2

Like when they put TED back together wrong and he was all fucked up hahhaa


veselin465

We gotta call Frankenstein


Fatback225

Fronkinstein


MuteElatedLips

Abbie someone. Abbie Normal, I do believe it twas.


Fatback225

Roll roll roll in ze hay


boostinemMaRe2

Getting down voted by the folks that still don't know he's the doctor not the Monster?


siatuuyakorozaki

Can we do it Yes Can


No-Fact5359

Anythings possible when you have family.


siatuuyakorozaki

Bro is the main character he has plot armor


DreyfusBlue

What country is this, where people in flip flops can freely grab chunks of your skull?


jjngundam

Looks like Viet, Thailand, or Philippines. Can't really tell with so little information.


Fernxtwo

Driving on the right, so not Thailand, and by the looks of the motorbikes with the sidecars - probably Philippines.


the23rdman

Filipino here, Can confirm its Philippines, they're speaking tagalog


CompetitiveFactor278

Dude, here Most of the tragic motorbike accidents are from Philippines. How is the driving culture there


ZacharyKou

lots of people here dont wear helmets all the time when riding a motorcycle. at high speeds too


balboaporkter

It sounds more like they're speaking Bisaya/Cebuano, especially when you hear a guy say "Laki na". But yeah, still Philippines.


throwingitaway12324

Guarantee one of those Geoguessr pros will know which country this is


for-the_time-being

Philippines, judging from the red totaled jeepney that probably tried to avoid the fatality and the tricycle that went by near the start of the clip. One of the Tagalog provinces, don't know where exactly, judging from some of the words I recognize.


balboaporkter

Sounds more like Bisaya/Cebuano, I heard "guniti" and "laki na".


jjngundam

***look to the right, look to the left.


Dawndrell

actually i am American, as an American if i get in a horrible accident like such, i give you all free will to grab up my skull. as that is the true american way 🫡🇺🇸


Unlikely_Gap_6286

god bless america


Euphoric_Wishbone

Turnip 2024


LivingDeadGirl196555

I concur! 🇺🇸


Kozzinator

*Any* country if you can beat the ambulance to the punch!


MixRevolution

It's the Philippines. Someone is speaking Filipino in the video (I know since I am Filipino). It's a filipino thing to wear flip flops everywhere. Not the skull thing, though.


Pleasant_Tooth_2488

Maybe they're trying to clean up the area or put all of the remains together so that his family can bury him as whole as possible.


Individual_Pop_587

I saw a jeepney and a tricycle. It’s more likely in the Philippines. Not entirely sure, though.


Character_Remove5281

This is in the Philippines and they are speaking Cebuano/Bisaya language.


balboaporkter

Yep, I thought I heard "guniti" and "laki na".


Brass0Maharlika

Why are people always commenting on the flip flops in some videos in subs like this?


NilagangManok

Probably Philippines, 0:11 someone says, "babae ni? Lalaki?" (Is it a girl or a boy?) "Pugot ulo" - decapitated


juicy_limbs

A place i will never visit


Elegant_Temporary242

And they obviously never heard of helmets? 


Brass0Maharlika

Some people don't wear helmets for short trips. At worst, they consider it an unnecessary expense cause they're a careful driver.


Elegant_Temporary242

Yeah. Or they figure it's just a short trip; what can go wrong? THIS is what can go wrong. RIP. 


NamwaranPinagpana

Yah exactly smmfh. I have drinking buddies with this mentality, and i already lost one of them


RelationshipOdd438

You tickled me, thank you


DatzSiiK

wtf did he hit??! It looked like a clean cut too


jaedasstory

Why he run with half of the man's head and set it down like that? Thats wild af to me.


gytalf2000

Perhaps he didn't want it to get damaged further? Just a wild guess.


Skulldozr

My guess was that he was doing it out of respect but this makes more sense tbh


ICZephyr89

Same guess. It might get further smashed by the next vehicle that passes thru.


vigorous_marble

Excuse me sir, wait up, you dropped your head.


ICZephyr89

Dropped a *piece* of your head.


Latter-Mechanic

Thanks to the guy who got his head back, otherwise he would be headless his whole life.


seniorANALizer

I can image myself doing something this awkward. “Oh geez, the top of their head is too close to traffic, maybe I should move it two feet over, no that’s weird, guess I’ll just put it next to him, oh this is even weirder”


Internal-Cricket4357

Not a doctor but I also see a broken leg.


BetterThanABear

I was thinking the leg was dislocated or the pelvis was crushed. The whole left leg looked like it was in the wrong orientation


hizashiYEAHmada

Oof, that's a closed casket. Any info or news link for this one?


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Area_Prior

"Yeah! Found the head lads! I'll just pop it right there for you!... aaand there you go! Aren't I helpful!"


disintegrationist

Absolutely! My man, you're the MVS - Most Valuable Scavenger!


Few_Buffalo421

The way he's holding it is what gets me. Like the whole time he's thinking "Eww eww eww"


PajamaHive

If the train is the Indian apex predator a 200cc bike has gotta be the Filipino apex predator.


BetaTester704

That guy's a bit of a freak for just picking up part of someone's head like that, but it probably was with good intentions.


HGowdy

Thought for sure we would get a nice little pirouette before returning the noggin.


gytalf2000

Yeah, I think that he was just trying to be helpful. A gruesome task, for sure.


hydroshock20

He's helping.


Mysterious_Sell_9435

This one is probably that old video of an accident that happened in South Cotabato that happened few months ago just in a different camera where a man was crying and hugging that headless body of his friend.


HGowdy

"Hey, anybody gotta bag of ice? I just found a partial. Maybe they can reattach the thing if gingerly put it back near the torso, ok?"


Severe-Tough-2688

Bro really grabbed a paper to reposition the head after running a marathon with it in his bare hands


Rickymon

Is this yours?


joewuddup

So no head?


Melb_Tom

Lucky for him it's not lost anymore, old mate returned it.


shredit417

Imagine being scalped and decapitated at what I would assume was the same time..


gytalf2000

Isn't that what happened to Jayne Mansfield? So the guy's in good company.


NoFleas

She's the reason semi-truck trailers all now have the "Mansfield bars" on the back to prevent cars from running up under them.


gytalf2000

That's right!


Traditional_Camel231

And her kids were in the backseat


Spac3T3ntacle

I’m just here for the comments. 


ICZephyr89

That's why always wear a helmet. At least, even if you're decapitated, your family'd still be able to bury (or cremate) an intact head. And heck, you might even get to join the Headless Hunt afterwards. (Harry Potter reference)


spacemonkeysmom

There was a full faced helmet to the right at the beginning of the video.


tlouden

"You must have lost your mind"


user98791

ohhh you meant literally


InMyDreamsWithYou_

Sending Thoughts and prayers for a speedy recovery


gothiclov

I wish that was me rn


IngenuityDismal2803

U okay?


metalnxrd

he lost his mind


Euphoric_Wishbone

Walk it off. Kids these days are so soft and lazy


MagnetiteRose

Guy was like "HERE YOU GO" 


man-is-hot-like

why did bro bring back the top like he was scavenging


PogoZaza

Oh Humpty, not this time.


Global-Source9362

I bet he’s gonna wear a helmet from now on!


SATerp

Looks like he dressed for the died, not the slide.


TXfire22

Yooooo damn


gytalf2000

Gruesome. At least he went quickly.


big_daug6932

What are they doing? Trying to put him back together again?


BrandonSky_

Thicc


Tiny-Ad4955

Where the brain matters , just bood


QuieroSerTuya

Always in their damn chanclas touching and stepping in the gore. At least they take their shoes off at the door 🤷🏻‍♀️


WubbaLubba15

It's tsinelas


VonCuddlesworth

Thoughts and prayers for a speedy recovery!! No but for real, that break in the leg makes me very uncomfortable


Green_Simple_7287

Will he make full recovery?


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abelincoln3

Man, people in third world countries really out here collecting body parts with their bare hands and in sandals.


WubbaLubba15

It's just something that your individualistic society wouldn't understand.


Raiderr666

Not working


Still-BangingYourMum

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE !


Substantial_Cow_3063

Politest “carrying of a head to a closer vicinity of its almost fully decapitated body” I’ve ever seen. Lol


Dalcomvet

The sheer amount of desensitization in see in developing countries is something I feel I will never become accustomed to, that guy just picks up the other guys head so casually, like he picks up a decapitated head every week on Wednesday at 4 PM


Dalcomvet

Low-key it’s giving big NPC energy


WubbaLubba15

Finally someone that uses the correct term🤷‍♂️


DearRutabaga9228

After, or during?


Calm_Entertainment67

Here ya go you lost this


itznotfredo

Shoes are off can confirm he's a goner


Intellectual_chad

How are these people so non chalant about seeing something like this and picking up the pieces? As a human wouldn’t you be disturbed or are they just completely desensitised??


Peacefully-Unhinged

A huge "Something is drastically wrong with me." moment was not even slightly being able to hold back my laughter from seeing that guy scurrying towards the camera with half a head in his hand.


IngenuityDismal2803

Sorry for not telling the information y'all This accident happened in the philippines last year, there are not much info when I found this video because this was taken live and it was immediately taken down because of the blood and stuff


Samgyupp_

It's from ph, I saw some tricycles.


ISeduceYourDad

Did he survive