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sarcasm_itsagift

Mitochondria


SeaweedSecurity

Absolute powerhouse of a name. Good thing all orange cats are single-brain celled.


_Round_Chicken_

It’s not just a powerhouse, but a powerhome ❤️


resident_daydreamer

Mine aren’t! They’re super smart and even know how to open the bedroom doors. :)


Ultrakit

low intelligence specimen.gif


jesco7273

Ba-dum-tis! That’s was funny.


ziggykitten

Definitely Mitochondria, could call her Mito for short.


Active-Literature-67

Mito for Short, it's purfect


MySpiritAnimalSloth

Is the powerhouse of the cell... Sorry... reflex.


moistkimb

this one for sure


Strange_Universe222

Only if she is the powerhouse of the cell


Swimming-Gift-6186

this is amazing


GhostlyEther

I like that one!


SmoothCap771

Nefarious Ice Weasel


SaintElphie

Weasel... This kitty is Pauly Shore!


Brilliant-Chart5012

Nefar for short, or neffie. "I'm da wee... zuhl" He was in the news for something about wanting to be cast as Richard Simmons in a biopic. But it's hard to tell when he's joking.


SaintElphie

Ohb he would be perfect if he could get the voice right!


Brilliant-Chart5012

I agree. I never would have thought of this myself, but when they put up both their faces on split screen it was actually close. I was born in '71 so my teens were in the 80's. I had no bedtime during the summer so I spent most my nights watching TV and most of my days asleep (until they let off the air rade/ tornado sirens every day at noon [grew up in Oklahoma City thus the tornado sirens.] That siren in Silent Hill 2 used to bring back memories, hehe) Richard Simmons was hilarious when he came on Letterman. He knew how to push his buttons.


SaintElphie

Richard is for sure a National Treasure- In a really hot day I always say "I'm sweating to the oldies today!" Love that era


manicpanic74

Pockets


cricketsound21

Underrated answer. Such a great name.


manicpanic74

Thank you !


UneduationalWeapon

My fiancé’s cat is named Socket 😭😭


cravetrain

That's Willie Nelson


Unable-Arm-448

My friend's dog is named Willie Nelson! :-D


Substantial_Gas_1660

LOL


Economy_Upstairs_465

My dog's name is Dolly Parton!


MRainH20

My dog's name is Ronnie James Dio


staypuuuuft

Off topic, but my daughter named a cactus Ronnie James Dio when she was three.


MRainH20

😂That's hilarious.


MRainH20

His brother was Johnny Cash.


Blobfish9059

Trip Hazard


RegardlessBoog

Document


iroquoispliskinV

Printing Error


bobhand17123

PC Load Letter.


uosdwis_r_rewoh

Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks


SaintElphie

Xerox


MoreCowbellllll

PawsLoadLetter


Strong-Dependent-793

Why is printing error actually kinda cute 😂


iroquoispliskinV

Because he looks like one 🥲


a_lonely_trash_bag

Work Email


Maximum_Interest236

Quantum Noodle


AdAdministrative8276

I love it!! It fits him


quartsune

JDirzgckzu4xotay2Ur Pronunciation is up to you.


renfeplatanito

Hey! That's my password


Ikunou

elon musk has entered the chat


quartsune

Honestly, I would not be in the least surprised if he did come up with names by keyboard smashing...


LordFlarkenagel

Consonants are silent


VinnyVonVinster

i wonder if 4 and 2 are consonants in this situation


One-Entertainment457

Pronounced "Bob"


iroquoispliskinV

Jay-Dir-zgck-zoo-four-ex-ot-ay-two-ur


PotatoDog927

Pronounced Adam


NebelungPixie

A-Aron


Economy_Upstairs_465

Jessica.


LilWitch1472

Scotch Bobbin Cakemouth III


denjidid911

Stalgamite


DerpUrself69

Periwinkleschnitzle


Comfortable_Tax7568

Why is this adorable


RegardlessBoog

Bong Water


Silver_School_9803

Perfectv


crossingguardcrush

Panko


GayVoidDaddy

I dunno he looks more like a few crumbs to me


crossingguardcrush

I know!!! 😹


djdjfjfkn84838

So cute


KingMoog

Tylenol


Unholy_mess169

Cheescake


flowerpotpie

Lint Trap - aka Trapezoid


cslackie

Ham Sandwich


DinosawrsGOrawr

O my goodness. HAM SAMICH! call him ham for short. I love it. I might steal this for a future cat or dog. It'd be a great name for a ferret as well!


GhostlyEther

I love "Ham Sammich". Although, I think OP said the kitten is one of the elusive *female* orange kitties, so maybe call her "Sam" or "Sammi"?


CommunicationNew3329

I have a sammich cat! His gvt name is sandwich. But we call him sammy/ Sam for short


quietlycommenting

Lord Baffington


Big_Bottle3763

Towel


hpgmum

Bug


xnecrodancerx

lol that’s funny because my cats name is literally Bug 😂


Glittering_Ad3318

Fridge


Traditional_Curve401

Defcon


thatkindofgirl55

Gobstopper Professer pee pee Squirmy wormy


DinosawrsGOrawr

Lmao professer pee pee killed me. Imma have to call my one year old son this. 🤣🤣


matramepapi

“Professor pee pee” put a huge smile on my face, lmao. 😂


GabrielBacci

POINGERS


metal_armistice

lemon cardboard


babbleonzoo

Elizabeth Bathory


sfinktur

Cosgrove


moniqueheartslaugh

Turtle Soup


Elegant-Ad4219

Pixel (The cat who walks thru walls)


el_grande_ricardo

Sir Fluffalot McFuzzybottom III


Dreamweaver1969

Snicklefritz von Lederhosen-Doodlebug


GroundsKeeper2

Le-a (pronounced as *Lee-Dash-Uh*).


[deleted]

I knew a girl named Kayla in high school who started spelling it “K-La.”


Solitary_koi

"The dash don't be silent." Comment from mom who's daughter's name was constantly mispronounced. L-a


randomnullface

Fionnikatskidooder.


amarugia

Elastomeric Stucco


PantsLobbyist

Señor Xtapolapocetl (Simpsons deep cut 😁)


Business_Advice_6776

Dumas Fluffy Butt


SiegelOverBay

Couch


Complete-Plenty-236

Bartholomew


Welshraven9

Beef


Aardvadillo

Blubb


Novaleen

Snarf Or Snarfella


oldmagic55

Nickleback


CommunicationNew3329

"Look at this fluffing cat, he's a freeloading piece of crap"- photograph lyrics as I sing them...


mocio89

Keithwyler Lawhead


coffeecrusher3000

Nug. As in chicken nugget


Sensitive_Sea_5586

Or McNug


dannycammann

Furball Fluffypuff


Key-Use-1054

Bleach


Various_Movie_4050

Meezers


Ready-Inflation-1776

Stinky wizzlecheeks


oddball_dolls_up

Booba!


clarebear2112

Ursula Von Katzen of the Tangerines!


Mavvvyy

CHEESEBURGER


CommunicationNew3329

I can haz?


bimches

Kevin


six28eightyfive

Provolone


Normal-Success-20

Chicita Banana


lifeisinteresting44

Peanut


Quixotegut

Bolt McThunderhuge


Stevie_Steve-O

Quayzar


Professional_Load69

Hank


catloving

Spoogledy Snoof


Original-Move8786

Fish taco


Murky_Practice5225

Quangle


hpgmum

Monkey


Secure-Cobbler4120

Fluffernutter. Edit: It's some sort of sandwich, but I just realized how dirty it sounds


Boudicca-

My son named his cat Lord FlufferNut.. aka Nutter, Chonk, Hey STOP That & Butthead. Lol


_-whisper-_

Is it orange?


Boudicca-

https://preview.redd.it/c2dbq51if1zc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e00181a2cc0dca937437927a6362c5f1f47c8b1 He may not Look Orange…but he’s definitely Orange in his head. Lol (oh and most of that “girth” is Floof)


corpycorp

I love him


_-whisper-_

I also love him


_-whisper-_

That is orange 🧡 the orangest in fact


atypicalperception

Def let lord get into his head


Content_Row_3716

I live fluffernutters! Marshmallow fluff with peanut butter.


notme1414

Worzel Gummidge


Hedgehogladdie429

Clemky


a_br4r

Coco-beana


DooDooDart

Deontay


NachoBacon4U269

Poxadilly


AntiWhateverYouSay

Capt insano


Prior-Future3208

Antlion


vitamin_Bre12

Burrito


Just-Call-Me-J

Funnel


PhantomVdr

Paper


Emergency_Courage_29

Frankie


Mysterious_Eggplant1

Strongyloides Methuselah Lederhosen


C_Everett_Marm

Gorfundernefshin


rzinny

Babooshka


DinosawrsGOrawr

He needs a lil head wrap for this. I can only imagine a lil kitty babushka! Im living for this image of old lady kitty babushka. 🤣🤣


mrredpanda36

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis deoxyribonuclaicacid III


Ikunou

kimchi, komorebi, noodles, yaki, sfogliatella, babà, or goong-sarong


yoboielmo6600

Dingle berry smith


BeginningAwareness74

Elvis


Boudicca-

Lord Flibbertyjibbet


miss-lucy-brown

Kumquat, ginkgo, shiny pearl button


jillrootrn11

Aloysius McGillicuddy


mspolytheist

Benedict Cumbercat


SuccessfulLunch400

Dewey Readmorebooks II.


AmySueF

Glycerin Flyswatter Swyflatter Snuckums Soynut MountainBike Weapon of Mouse Destruction Piggly Wiggly Anteater


HannHann20

Captain Explosion


Hyzenthlay87

Pookiboot


burziw32

Grandma So you can say things like "Grandma! Get off the kitchen counter!" or "I gotta call you back, Grandma shit on the floor"


xalex4h

Toxoplasmosis


kh2628

Drywall


knaimoli619

Rice crispy treat


Dead_Ant_4953

Brillo


Logical_Maximum3627

Schedule


Canukeepitup

Tooti Fruti


SannaHanna

Fluke


[deleted]

chewbacca


NotFromEastCoast

Dust bunny


Sustain_the_higher

Mayonnaise


Kyoreuhs

Lipton or Saltine


Human-Document-8331

Zaphod Beeblebrox


LimpFootball7019

Ezmarelda


coffee_always_

Fluffball purrywinkle


[deleted]

Bazooka


Thezodiac1966

Nyarlathotep


Amara_Undone

Dt gertrude


Grumpydog84

Smarzenfeeza


Virtual-Potato6789

Tompouce (pastry item)


Silver_School_9803

Michu


Express_Chart_5519

Bizarre


mskatme0w

Jizzelle


Gullible-Crew-5092

LeeLoo


NationalJournalist42

Butterscotch


Cats-n-Cradle

Longbottom


eivagold

Mojave, Wheat, Cashmere (Cash for short), Biscotti, Sundance


BeefyAutismSmiles

Earwig


EmotionalCheck

Starfish Andromida


DasCheeseWizard

Balthazar


Clavicula_Impetus

Fufucuddlypoops


GradeSuccessful6243

Sarah


stadiumjay

Hotspot


dw_goodfellow10

Popsicle


Livid-Age-2259

Shit Head.


rayray69696969

Hamburger


cowboyslikeyou

Lady Macbeth