Granted you will kiss nagato who then rips out your soul with his lips. But I'm nice so your second option is kissing orochimaru while he summons the kusamagi blade from his mout to stab you in the head.
Why are you given him the ultimatum? 💀 I could be completely wrong but I’m sure he’s talking about the beautiful but deadly woman that could kill you by a kiss.
I thought about this the only problem is if Sasori killed you it's probably cuz of 3 days of excruciating pain by poison, then you die.
So probably not for me lol
Bro what? The totsuka blade puts you in the world of drunken dreams where you are the dizziest you’ve ever been in the entirety of your life. It sounds awful
Happy dream world? You know it's not called the world of drunken dreams for no reason right? You won't have any happy infinite tsukuyomi dreams but have dreams similar to when you are dreaming after going to bed drunk so you will dream weird shit.
what if we both are in a simulation and you are controlling it, but you are also in a simulation which lets you think you are in control but someone else is??
Probably not Reaper Death Seal. Although I don't think it would hurt at all. It just grabs your soul, but the afterlife is the problem. I don't wanna be stuck with the devil. So maybe just get erased by a ten tails tailed beast bomb instead. Quick and painless. It's like getting hit by a nuke.
infinite tsukiyomi where Hinata, Tenten, Ino, Kurenai, Samui, Tsubaki Kushina, Hanabi, Kaguya, Ryūzetsu, Yakūmo, Guren, are my harem waifus all ready for some sexy time, while some are pregnant with my child, until all my chakra is sucked by the divine tree
I'd prefer to be killed by the Raikage's One Finger Assault because it's nearly instantaneous and will be over so fast I wouldn't feel any pain while he pokes my heart out of my chest.
I want to die suffocated by Tsunade's melons. I bet they smell so good when she is sweaty 🥵 🥵 🥵 ( another reason to love big boobie girls after a hot day out or exercise mmmm!!).
Ironically this horny comment actually helped my self esteem because I sweat a lot at my boobs. If its normal and understood to some extent I feel less bad. Thank you, closeted perv.
Atomic dismantling jutsu
Thousand years of death
Ayo
same if its from Kakashi
Dying peacefully in Infinite Tsukuyomi ✌️
I was going to say something stupid like chidori but this is objectively the correct answer.
Mood
Tsunade fisting me
Please specify this is too confusing xd
No no, he's got a point
let him cook
Remember you need to die from it so it won't be any normal fisting but she would fist you so hard that it would rip you apart starting from your anus.
I dont think the fandom cares
Is there any other way?
Fist so deep it destroys your inner organs?
Fist so deep she can make hand signs out of my mouth
I’m gay. I can handle it.
Tsukuyomi where Tenten, Kaguya, Kurenai, Temari and Kushina are my harem.
Death by Snu Snu
Kaguya 💀
no Tsunade and konan :( and shizune, mei, hinata, sakura, ino, mikoto
Hey, that's my dream death, get yourself your own!
Anyone who picks Sakura needs help.
I mean you can both be very rough and she'll heal you right up.
Wtf 😭
Sexy jutsu
Rasenshuriken because it’s painful.
Are you okay ?
No, we deserve to suffer.
who’s “we” bro 😭🙏
Chidori, i wanna go out like G
Tell rin I said wassup
Shadow strangle, cause I’m kinky like that
Execution by Kiss gotta be the best out of all choice.
Granted you will kiss nagato who then rips out your soul with his lips. But I'm nice so your second option is kissing orochimaru while he summons the kusamagi blade from his mout to stab you in the head.
Except for they are talking about a move by a specific character
Why are you given him the ultimatum? 💀 I could be completely wrong but I’m sure he’s talking about the beautiful but deadly woman that could kill you by a kiss.
Night guy to the face would atomize a normal human
Just the heat alone is taking you out before he touches you
Ooh, loophole: because I cast Rinne Tensei and brought some loved ones back to life?
Damn, that is a great answer
Eh, I'm cheating a bit. OP said "attack". But I figure that if a summoning jutsu is an attack, then so is Rinne Tensei!
#Tengai Shinsei makes you feel hopeless.
Tailed Beast Ball
Kirin because its epic and least painful
Turned into puppet by sasori
I thought about this the only problem is if Sasori killed you it's probably cuz of 3 days of excruciating pain by poison, then you die. So probably not for me lol
Juubidara's Chibaku Tensei If I go out, everyone does
Turn me into art
The Tsukyomi that Itachi used on Izumi
Getting crushed under 106
Totsuka Blade probably.
ur not dead bro ur basically sealed forever
But in a happy dream world. Similar to infinite tsukuyomi without becoming a white zetsu
Isn't it in a drunken stupor?
Bro what? The totsuka blade puts you in the world of drunken dreams where you are the dizziest you’ve ever been in the entirety of your life. It sounds awful
Happy dream world? You know it's not called the world of drunken dreams for no reason right? You won't have any happy infinite tsukuyomi dreams but have dreams similar to when you are dreaming after going to bed drunk so you will dream weird shit.
Not a happy dream 💀 it’s the opposite of Tsukyomi, you’re constantly in a drunken dizzy state, like Borutos new jutsu but for internity
nah id rather be dead than living in a fake world gimme some rest
What if you don't know you are in a fake one,maybe this one is also fake
What if I am fake?
What if we both are fake and we just dont know it?
What if you're both in a simulation and I'm controlling it?
what if we both are in a simulation and you are controlling it, but you are also in a simulation which lets you think you are in control but someone else is??
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&pp=ygUXbmV2ZXIgZ29ubmEgZ2l2ZSB5b3UgdXA%3D
It's simulations all the way down
Id rather not live in the world of drunken dreams, and no its nothing good. Should be called the world of drunken nightmares.
Probably not Reaper Death Seal. Although I don't think it would hurt at all. It just grabs your soul, but the afterlife is the problem. I don't wanna be stuck with the devil. So maybe just get erased by a ten tails tailed beast bomb instead. Quick and painless. It's like getting hit by a nuke.
Probly totsuka blade. Id be in a drunken stuper forever
Heaven Kick of Pain
Tsukuyomi: Happily ever after edition.
Sexy jutsu for sureeeeeeee ❤️
Suffocated by Hinata
Gentle titts
Chidori, hit me quick and easy in the chest. Would probably enter shock and bleed out super quickly so it wouldn't be insanely painful
Idc. Konan. She can do whatever she wants. 💀
Death by paper cuts it is :D
The Naruto variant of A Thousand Years of Death, with a paper bomb kunai.
The 2 big meteors. If I cant live, noone can.
Any Dust Release technique sounds pretty good to me. Or, C0.
Harem+Shadow clone jutsu🔥
infinite tsukayomi, death by snu snu
Infinite tsukuyomi 🙏
Explosive tags. Instant death.
Particle Dismantling Jutsu
Booba style: Tsunade suffocation no jutsu
Just biju-dama my arse
Old age or starvation while in the Infinite Tsukoyomi because at least I'll die happy
🤦
Sand coffin by Gaara. Just a little bit of pain and then nothing
Hinata;'s thigh choking me to death
Harem jutsu
Reaper death seal
The liger bomb
infinite tsukiyomi where Hinata, Tenten, Ino, Kurenai, Samui, Tsubaki Kushina, Hanabi, Kaguya, Ryūzetsu, Yakūmo, Guren, are my harem waifus all ready for some sexy time, while some are pregnant with my child, until all my chakra is sucked by the divine tree
harem
planltary dertruction from nageto and then become one of the pains
Sexy Jutsu
The Chidori.
Reaper death seal, if I’m going down you’re going down with me
Sexy jutsu.
Planetary devastation
Or tengai shensei
I'd prefer to be killed by the Raikage's One Finger Assault because it's nearly instantaneous and will be over so fast I wouldn't feel any pain while he pokes my heart out of my chest.
I want to die suffocated by Tsunade's melons. I bet they smell so good when she is sweaty 🥵 🥵 🥵 ( another reason to love big boobie girls after a hot day out or exercise mmmm!!).
Ironically this horny comment actually helped my self esteem because I sweat a lot at my boobs. If its normal and understood to some extent I feel less bad. Thank you, closeted perv.
Sweat is normal, boob sweat is normal, swass is normal. These are all normal things - no need to feel bad about your nature.
Heaven kick of pain
Particle style.