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yeahsureYnot

If it's older than 4 hours you need to call your doctor


MrKanentuk331

You’ve awakened my inner 12 year old


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Doktor_Vem

1. Why is that "Eww"? 2. If you just dislike something you see on reddit and don't have any constructive criticism to give, just downvote it and move on. Nobody needs to know that specifically you don't like something. These types of comments are just taking up space and doing nothing of value


HistoryHustle

My very late 50s, no broken bones, but I’m a lover not a fighter.


cutie_lilrookie

It's a good thing you're not a fighter. The BBB population will have a drastic decline if you choose to fight!


DA_CAR_IS_SUS

Who cares about them (and when everyone is strong boned, no one is)


ethan_iron

Are you a viltrumite?


ChChChillian

I think there's at least one person here older than me, but I'm the oldest one who has replied so far.


No-Fly-6043

Wow! Do you remember a time before Reddit? 😱


ChChChillian

I remember the times before times. Before Reddit, before Twitter, before Facebook, even before MySpace, I was here. I have searched with Alta Vista, I have bemoaned Duke Nukem Forever on Slashdot with a 5-digit user ID, I have clicked through webrings, and argued over Usenet and by email over listserv. And yet further back, I beheld with my own eyes a personal computing system with a 20 MB hard drive and wondered how anyone would ever make use of all that space. I have played STARTREK on a timesharing system, with a Teletype Model 33 connected by modem, and I didn't count the yards of paper wasted for printing out the moves. Endless ages have passed, yet I remain. Nor have I broken a single bone.


kaddorath

Oh yeah, before the internet when BBS were kings! Diggin’ it.


Ok-Zookeepergame8691

I’ve blown into an NES cartridge near the Tannhäuser Gate.


ChChChillian

Thanks, that's exactly the vibe I was going for. Edit: Although my family's first game console was one of these: https://voxodyssey.com/odyssey-500


radarneo

It’s baffling to me to try to comprehend a time before I existed. I asked my mom (she’s 42) what she did before the internet and stuff. She was like, “…I took walks?”


ChChChillian

Not only did kids have a lot more freedom back then - most TV stations actually did run a PSA at 10:00 p.m. every night reminding parents that their children should probably be back at home by then - but there were a lot more public social spaces where people could go, which became especially important around high school age. For example, hanging out at the mall used to be a really big thing back in the '80s. One reason for the decline of the mall is the decline of its importance is that kind of space as people of all ages socialized more and more on the internet. We didn't have any place like that nearby where I grew up, and you were pretty much stuck socializing with family and friends, or finding other favorite things to do in your neighborhood. And of course, for home entertainment you were pretty much reliant on whatever was on broadcast TV.


Brimmywimmy

Classic example of only feeling like you need something because you have it. Back then they didn't feel as bored as you might think because they didn't have internet, so they didn't feel like "man I really could go for some games right now"


radarneo

I know that people say this all the time and it’s often seen as BS but I truly wish I could have experienced a time without the internet. At least in my childhood and teen years. Of course I’m thankful for the internet because I have the whole world at my fingertips, but I really wish I could have developed my brain without screens. I’m trying my best at the moment to limit my screen time, and lengthen my attention span, because I’m well aware my brain won’t be fully developed for another 4 or so years so it’s not too late for me, but god damn is it hard


Brimmywimmy

I feel that


Far-Cardiologist6196

👑


Holy-Mettaton

ive seen the occasional 80 flairs but not sure if they’re trollinor not


louiefriesen

https://i.redd.it/3myj9ib78knc1.gif


CaptainMewtato

Pretty easy to tell based off your profile that you’re not even close to 80+.


louiefriesen

That’s what you think


CaptainMewtato

Bro, you’re 28 years old lol.


Atreyu_C

I think I saw someone who was in their 80's but I might be wrong.


BullfrogSpecialist44

My father is also on here; he’s 60


novelaissb

It’s definitely me. I’m 17.


Accomplished_Sir_468

I’m 18. Checkmate


burritomeato

Me too we tied biatch


WingDing0

19, double checkmate


BlueberrySans89

21. Triple checkmate


Atreyu_C

22. Quadruple checkmate


LastandLeast

29. Quintuple checkmate.


BlueberrySans89

Based on your flair, I’m not entirely sure that I believe you


Atreyu_C

oh i just turned 22 i forgot to change it


novelaissb

18 isn’t older than 17.


CivilAirPatrol2020

Same bro


Blueologist

Same


novelaissb

Nuh uh.


Blueologist

Fym “nuh uh” 💀


novelaissb

I’m the oldest. Only me.


Blueologist

You’re probably one of those 07 kids


novelaissb

Nuh uh


Queasy-Position66

55


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MichaelOfShannon

All hail the old bone 🦴


No-Plan-2711

60


greenskinMike

58.


cbdnyc99

Same here.


[deleted]

Well, im not that old but im the oldesr guy in my jiu jitsu group to have never broken a bone.


RedBirdWrench

55, so not me I guess.


Emanouche

I'm 40 and have been run over by cars twice and do MMA. Tore tendons a few times but never broke a bone so far. Not saying I'm necessarily the strongest, but I'm up there.


theLonser

You're all wrong. It's me. I'm 15.


Ethel_Marie

I'm more than double your age, but I support your absolute confidence!


Fil8pos150

"boner" \*chuckles\*


DysPhoria_1_0

You're the youngest


bigloser42

I’m 40, but I know there are older and wiser.


lord_assius

The what?


KraKing762

37 years old here. Far from the oldest but proud to be amongst the strong boners.


MildSauceMick

35 here! And same, it’s nice to be amongst my strong bones brethren.


Azariah98

48


swedish_blocks

Definitely not me


me_da_Supreme1

I don't think there's anyone with the 80+ user flair over here lol


bakirelopove

I’m 27, I guess that’s pretty old.


Professional-Oil1088

If you think 27 is old, then just wait till you turn 28.


Brimmywimmy

I mean I'll be old eventually and I can't see myself ever breaking a bone but 70 is pretty old idk if I can beat that in just lifespan alone. But my bones will carry on for eternity.


ciphoenix

not me


[deleted]

I’m 40 I’m sure I’m in the middle of the age group


empanadademondongo

I am not


Nifflerdaniff

20 years and still going strong


super_mario_fan_

13. I think I’m the oldest on Reddit tbh