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Original_Map_614

If you have weak bones that arent ressistable to magic. Yes.


Terrible_Jello_2114

Uf your bones can't resist to ancient dark magic don't even approach me smh


Someone_farted12

guYs DOeS a FRActUre CoUNt???


DownVoteMeWithCherry

I will turn your bones into a yummy broth.


NiJI_2105

Protein


droppedmybrain

Calcium slurry, my favorite


FAB1150

Can't really fracture if it's liquid


NiJI_2105

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kqi_walliams

Witch! She’s a witch! Burn her


Pootootaa

Get your pitchforks ready folks! We've got a witch to hunt!


Snoo63

What makes you think that she's a witch?


Happy_Garand

She turned me into a newt!


UnlikelyAlternative

They got better


average787enjoyer

But does she weigh more or less than a duck?


MagicElf755

If she weighs the same as a duck, She's a witch


Snoo63

And how do we know if she weighs the same as a duck?


average787enjoyer

Scales, of course


DeadlyKitKat

I saw this same thing😭😭


bazerFish

Does melting count as breaking? Like if you melt a cube of ice I wouldn't call that breaking.


CreamyCoffeeArtist

Break, noun, an interruption of continuity or uniformity. Break, verb, interrupt (a sequence, course, or continuous state). Melt, verb, make or become liquefied by heat "Thus a close relation between the two phenomena of melting and breaking seems to exist, [melting being nothing else than a breaking due to the action of the heat movement of the atoms;](https://www.nature.com/articles/145741a0) or putting it the other way round, breaking is nothing else than melting enforced by the action of the stress." Something melting is, basically, breaking. Bones are meant to be solid, so turning bone to liquid breaks it's natural state


TOPSIturvy

"If something is melting, it means it's breaking down."


PlumagedTree

Thanks for the tldr


sagan_drinks_cosmos

I think a key takeaway is to say melting *breaks the bonds* between solid molecules.


CreamyCoffeeArtist

Yes, that's the statement.


Person1259

Wouldn’t that mean dislocating a bone is also braking because it’s an interruption of uniformity


CreamyCoffeeArtist

Nah, the bone itself doesn't break. Cartilage isn't bone. You could break (most of, not all of.) your nose and still be in the club, basically.


Person1259

I’m saying if you dislocate your shoulder for example the bone there changes position so the dislocation would interrupt the uniformity which in that definition would be considered a break


Real_Shade_Lord

If tools made specifically for cutting bones don't count why would magic made specifically for melting bones count?


Wander21

I'll have a gold one please.


SuperSonic486

"Flush any toilet around the world whenever you want" even those without water? Shitholes with a seat are still toilets, how do you flush those? Does it summon water? Install a waterless toilet in my house and lock it up, link it up to a water reservoir, never have to pay a water bill ever again, the whole neighbourhood gets free water. Make an infinite water plant with hundreds of unused toilets, get rich off of my water-summoning abilities.


AloeSnazzy

I was gonna use it to flush toilets people were using to scare them but that also works. Imagine being in a public bathroom stall and hearing all 6 toilets flush in unison mid dump


Outrageous-Goal-8119

NO


schizoslave

I like how they're all extended-release


stirling_s

Have your bones ever melted due to magic? Mine haven't. Ergo only someone with bones as malleable as playdough is susceptible to this.


AloeSnazzy

Even if my bones were liquid I have no doubt upon any applied force they would harden like a non-newtonian fluid.


YouAdministrative980

Shapeshifter (I’m trans)


Dangerous-Cricket196

My enemies are BBB’s.I’ll take the gold pill and weed out all of them. Then the world become ours. Us strong boners. WORLD DOMINATION. HAHAHA


CeciliaRose2017

If all of your enemies are BBB’s what need do you have for the yellow pill? Just give them a little pat on the head and watch them shatter


According-Jelly355

Blue, shift on friday


EpicCheeto

Shape shift once a week.


Ethantheskydude

Ima take blue


apixelops

A million gold pills would do nothing to true bone


LMVC_reddit

Yellow


TesuraGrimm

I take the toilet one. Flush every toilet in the work simultaneously. Infrastructure can't handle that much water all at once. Society around the world collapses.


Informal_Elephant_12

Strong boners have innate bone MR


MaximumRound4995

r/oddlyspecific


alilbleedingisnormal

Melting isn't breaking. Different things.


tftookmyname

Do I get to shape shift into whatever I want?


Eric848448

Definitely the bone thing. That’s not even a hard question.


[deleted]

pink pill. slovenians have strong bones


ABWoolls

Yellow


DummyPlayzYT

It’s the bone melt a one time use, or as soon as someone is a enemy, their bones melts?


DescriptiveWorldd

blue no-brainer!!


Josh1ntfrs

ill take the gold one and watch in satisfaction


Hummush95

If you cut a bone it doesn't count as a break. If it's melte WITH magicd it shouldn't count either. Still if your bones melt under normal circumstances you should just be executed. It's not even physically possible to melt bones. Your bones would be so weak that they deny physics.


KingCaleb2003

Blue and green are kinda goated. If I take green, I can make someone I don’t like’s water bill absolutely SKYROCKET. And even if they turn the water off or fix the issue, it doesn’t matter. I can flush their toilet whenever and wherever I want. So I can make them think there’s a ghost AND fuck them over on money. The shapeshifting thing… idk I’d probably just get up to some freaky shit ngl. Or…. You could get away with a looooot of stuff cuz who are they gonna arrest? THE GUY YOU DONT LIKE CUZ YOU SHAPE SHIFTED INTO HIM WHILE DOING A CRIME.


BenAwesomeness3

Blue. yes


BenAwesomeness3

r/yes


TacoBean19

If I am learning Croatian can I pick pink?


ohoThats_intresting

yellow.


MrGoat747

it's melting not breaking


HP-Wired

Purple is too much work, I’d do blue, maybe green for *shits* and giggles


CriticalMochaccino

The "flush any toilet in the world" one, but only if I can do all of them if I wanted to.


pros2701

Blue and pink


Superior173thescp

its melting not breaking


Dead_eye131

I think I’m going blue


ironx-overtime1234

Yello


MRPKY

You cant shape shift back?


Rapha689Pro

Bones can't melt,they only burn! But that's only if you're a BBB