Your muscles saved you shift your body just right at speeds you don't imagine (out of your control) called a reflex, very effective.
After you eventually break a bone you gotta join the dark side!!!... stop trusting bones and embrace muscle, so you can unlock 100% of your true potential.
😈 I was once like you too until I got hit by a car last week, bones shattered but muscle stayed strong and soaked most of the damage.
It's time to lift, join the dark side.
No my friend, you must join the dark forces!... 😈
It's time to stop relying on the brittle steel bones and rely on the power of ego lifting.
My stiff steel bicycle explode into pieces but my floppy leg did not, same area, you should see how much damage my ass took, strong gluteus maximus, only got bruises; except where the bone took the hit, that part broke, just like the bicycle!...
No more calcium embrace protein.
Bro gave us the artist's rendition
Wow, good thing you were recording.
Just give it until you lie down to go to bed.
Update: it still doesn't hurt a bit
Well just you wait until you wake up!
The pain may grow so intense that OP will not awaken from their slumber
Update: I woke up and my elbow slightly hurts now
AHA! The results of the broken bone will kick in shortly.
Update: it's 5 pm and it doesn't hurt anymore
Shit
OP is OP
The poor road. The crater you made rivaled the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs left, no doubt.
Yeah - you’re fine, but how is the stick man?
Good
It happened to me a while ago, I got scars and a patch of skin on my mouth
Weakling
☹️
I have been in similar incidents. Usually I don't feel anything until I sobered up. So how inebriated were you?
I don't drink
Good for you mate, just offering a little lighthearted humour.
Because you made the video it makes you the camera man and therefore you were temporarily invincible
I pray to the bone gods that this incident hasn't softened you up
I'm completely fine dude, no worries
Your muscles saved you shift your body just right at speeds you don't imagine (out of your control) called a reflex, very effective. After you eventually break a bone you gotta join the dark side!!!... stop trusting bones and embrace muscle, so you can unlock 100% of your true potential. 😈 I was once like you too until I got hit by a car last week, bones shattered but muscle stayed strong and soaked most of the damage. It's time to lift, join the dark side.
I'll nince you and your paper mache bones into shreds with a SpongeBob child-safe scissor if you don't get the fuck out
i recently fell and both broke my wrist in 3 places AND tore my ligaments. i am truly scum of the earth
No my friend, you must join the dark forces!... 😈 It's time to stop relying on the brittle steel bones and rely on the power of ego lifting. My stiff steel bicycle explode into pieces but my floppy leg did not, same area, you should see how much damage my ass took, strong gluteus maximus, only got bruises; except where the bone took the hit, that part broke, just like the bicycle!... No more calcium embrace protein.
The power of flesh and muscle is irrelevant. Bones are lasting.
WE GOT AN IMPOSTOR HERE
Your little britle boned bitch ass could not Handle even the slightest power from my boners