I think someone should call and report back.

It tells you to step into their basement in phone voice. The texts ask you for your bank account info, I have the phone number and it said I was a liar, and won't teach liars lol.

Do it homie 

Is that Starla?

Bow to your sensei...

You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?

Fuhgeddaboudit

Grab my arm. The other arm.  MY, other arm. 

🫡🇺🇸

Huh? I'm a woman and I bleed, fight, and groan once a month

Can you pink?

It's call "spotting." It happens right before they bleed, fight, and groan every month.

That is what made me laugh from that ad.

Well damn, where does that leave those of us who no longer bleed? I feel so left out!

Don't despair. There's always ballet, long hair, and pink.

I have short hair. So scratch that one off the list. Not a huge fan of pink but ok with purples. Does that count?

I texted. It's a bot. They responded immediately and didn't answer any of my questions. Can't post a screenshot here

Ah! I can copy and paste the Convo. Their responses were instantaneous: Hi! I am interested in man and woman lessons for my son and daughter. Can you tell me more? Do you need men or women's lessons? Both! Great. What is your name? (guardian) Jim. Yours? Great. Is xxxxxxx the best number to reach you? Can you tell me more please? Great. What is your zipcode?

Asked for my bank name and account number LOL

Thanx

That's some nice photoshop maybe I'll call and ask for tips 😆

I wonder if they teach you to fight, bleed, and groan at the same time or if it’s different classes you have to take 🤔

I wanna learn how to pink

I'm sure he can teach a kid how to bleed and groan at the same time. This guy is a manly man. Muy macho. /s

Just the tips?

Definitely. Any more than that might get me sick

I called, I have an appointment tomorrow at 10am, we are meeting at the gas station at Central & San Mateo.

I will teach you how to grammar.

It’s me. I’m a Durango realtor trying to expand into ABQ and I need to look hard.

Just organ harvesters looking for volunteers!

I know the blue, so I’ll take the pink class this time

I want to learn how to pink…

I really want to learn how to long hair

So did you try the number?

No I’m scared 

Who’s gonna teach me how to Dougie?

This is an expert-level troll / rage-bait for anybody with an eye for graphic design. “it really works” in papyrus font is the icing on the cake 😂😂😂😂😂

/r/truewagner

A genius

I see you are also a person of culture. For the uninitiated: https://www.instagram.com/truewagner?igsh=ZzYyY3FrNjFoNzJ4

Call and you will bleed and moan too

This is awesome

This city is the southwest florida.

What city?

Oopsies I didn’t see what subreddit this was and assumed this was Abq behavior

That dude is so on grinding on the side....

He’s what??? 👀

I think they meant Grindr...

Can't do the former without the latter!

You can text the number.

You do it 

I did. And that's my son it turns out.

Did he learn to pink?

I feel like I am already pretty good at groaning, but maybe I should spring for a few lessons.

I always wanted my kid to learn *how* to bleed /sssss

It's sad kids these days don't know how to pink

Man, and I thought Albuquerque was weird

What the weird AF fuckity fuck?

Ah yes I’ve been looking for someone to teach my daughter long hair

That area code is where I live… 🤨

Some real weird vatos live in the 575 area code alv 

You’re telling me homes… I’m not from the 575, but I live like I am…

Northern European's would rather die, or see their children killed, than fight with short hair or see their children do so. Different strokes for different folks. Foot work is good for a fight, why not teach the daughter both; she could probably learn to groan.

That is so hilarious and disburbing. If you're paying for someone to teach your son to bleed, that's child abuse. Report them.

Your parents never taught you to bleed on command?

So… girls just bleed *naturally*, so he teaches boys how to do it, too. That’s, like, so cool and progressive.

You're right! "Menstruating person."

If you think this is disturbing, you clearly haven't seen some of the other posters he puts up.

New Mexico True.

Of course, it's a 575 number. lmao

Already sounds too late. Fight, blood, groan and….end scene

Scandalous

Groan? TF is that about?

You obviously flunked out of Man School

https://images.app.goo.gl/DnJfFu6f8fthSBvg9

alan wagner does these. he’s a genius

Wagner? Hardly knew her 

Boom still got it 😁

How do you teach someone “Long Hair?” Is that a new dance move? Oh wait, dancing is considered sinful with these folks. 😏

Except for ballet apparently

Ballet is very prim, proper, and upscale. LOL

How do you " pink" ?

[удалено]

The downfall of America 

I already instilled a deep appreciation for Pink Floyd with my daughter, thank you!

😬 yikes

“Nothing sexual.”

Ok, very funny guys. Who put mom and dad's pic on a flyer with a wrong phone number? They said they didn't know who I was when I called to remind them they left me at that weird gym again.

It's already pink. No need to teach it anything.

I like the singular “It really works!” review with no name to back it up. 🤣

I love the very faint *it really works* and the fact that when you call it literally says "come into our basement" and "text us your card information" 🤣🤣

His wife teaches girls how to ballet. That’s cool, because voting can be intimidating, especially when you’re only 3/5 of a person.

As a nonbinary person this just gives me a headache. I’m so sick of these outmoded gender roles.

Please don’t teach my son to groan

ballet sounds reasonable, everything else is... questionable lmao

It's actually needed