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The_X-Files_Alien

4 year bachelor's degree program to become a police officer. anything less and you cannot become an armed police officer. you get to be a mall security guard with a phone that you can call trained police officers with. it takes 7+ years of post seconday for a lawyer to learn the law but 6 months for a barely functioning high school graduate to be handed a weapon to enforce it, makes zero sense.


NoWrongdoer2259

It’s truly pathetic you need more training and schooling to become a teacher than a cop. At this point I’m fairly convinced the majority of cops were bullies in school, regularly skipped classes and barely graduated. Every day it seems cops get stupider and stupider


Use_this_1

You really should have more training to be a teacher. What is scary is that it takes longer to become a hair stylist than a cop.


AZEMT

It took me about the same time to become an EMT. Most of my scope at that time, stop bleeding and drive to hospital fast... But, no, they can ruin a life, or a family, with zero impunity.


BareNakedSole

Cops are hired because they can be ordered to do things without question. In other words non critical thinkers. There are smart cops but they become investigators and bosses but the rank and file police officer is trained to react and not think


whyforyoulookmeonso

There is some truth to this. When I graduated high school, I considered a career in LE. The first step was to take the Civil Service exam. Some time after the exam, I received a letter declining to proceed with me as a candidate, explaining that I scored too high on the exam to qualify. It said something along the lines of "scored outside of the range" but then showed the range and my score. This struck me as counterintuitive, and I was certain that I did not understand what I was reading. I showed my dad the letter, and he just laughed and confirmed that was exactly what it meant. It also went on to say I also scored too high for the USPS, so don't bother applying there either if I was considering it. I wasn't but thought it was funny that it was just randomly mentioned at the end of the letter. I joined the Marines, so there Civil Service exam! I wasn't that smart after all!


Throwaway_inSC_79

I’d be confident saying most. But I’ll be nice and say some. I worked with one, who finally became a cop. Told all of us if he saw us driving around his town, he’d pull us over and find something to get us on.


AZEMT

6 months? Laughs in Arizona. 18 weeks is average, last I looked. Edit: "Despite Hernandez’ claim that he thought shots were coming from inside his vehicle, he told an investigation that he didn’t remember seeing the flash of a gun or any glass smashing in the car. What’s more, in his body cam footage you can clearly see the acorn fall into frame and strike the roof of his car. When asked if this was the sound he heard, Hernandez had this to tell investigators: “I’m not gonna say no, because I mean that’s, but what I, [10 second pause in speaking] what I heard [3 second pause in speaking] sounded almost like [12 second pause in speaking] what I heard sounded what I think would be louder than an acorn hitting the roof of the car, but there’s obviously an acorn hitting the roof of the car.” " WTF?!?


Styrene_Addict1965

Making it up as he went along.


AZEMT

He claims he got shot... Get rid of their fucking immunity.


Styrene_Addict1965

I assumed he shot himself. He said he felt weird; that was adrenaline and stupidity coursing through his veins, and maybe a boo-boo on his knee.


AZEMT

Booboo on his ego


ItsTheOtherGuys

What's worse, is they patted him down before putting him in the car, so how did an unarmed handcuffed man shoot at you?


WarWonderful593

Two years in the UK. To be a cop without a gun. You have to do another two years on the beat and pass a strict selection process to be considered for a firearms unit. You then have to pass a nine week course. You only get issued with a gun when necessary, not as a matter of course.


blizznwins

This is one of the sanest things I’ve ever read about the UK. Exactly how it should be.


Anarcora

Just take their guns away period. They've shown repeatedly they're incapable of using them responsibly.


unclefisty

> Just take their guns away period. They've shown repeatedly they're incapable of using them responsibly. And yet nearly every gun control law exempts on duty police officers and some also exempt off duty police officers. Curious.


karma-armageddon

Democrats should make a law that police officers cannot have firearms either on duty or off. Then, once that is in place and enforced, proceed with their civilian rights infringements.


Aromatic_Equipment62

So? What does that have to do with this comment?


Anarcora

Gun control liberals are out of touch with reality and are mindless morons.


Breffmints

Talking about yourself again?


Anarcora

I'm an anarchist. Take my guns from my cold dead hands, and even then I'll come back and haunt your ass.


pizmaster7065

🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣gun obsessed psychotic losertarian


unclefisty

Also if they don't bow to cops they'll stop enforcing the law in those areas. It's all fun and games until there is suddenly a homeless encampment on the governors lawn.


LoudLloyd9

Some of these barely functional high school and GED graduates are making close to $100 grand a year.


GrecoRomanGuy

And they think *you* shouldn't have a union, *you* should be held to a high standard, and *you* pay for their mistakes.


another_awkward_brit

And each officer personally pays for their own liability insurance, if they can't get insured they can't work.


JefferyTheQuaxly

Really we mostly need to change how cops are trained too, cops need to be trained not to fucking shoot every damn sound that spooks them, and they need to be tested to make sure they arent skitish like this. someone like this should never be a police officer regardless of how much education they might have, althugh sure 4 years of education or a degree would be helpful too but even smart cops can be scared of falling acorns when the time comes.


curious_dead

I read somewhere (on the Internet so it MUST be true!) that cops are often trained to think of everything as a potential threat. That would be why we have cops shooting guys holding phones or seemingly terrified of a guy on his knees trying to comply to orders. But I feel police unions are also to blame, they are very protective of their members, even the ones who commit big mistakes, and they probably contribute to cops' seeming paranoia.


blizznwins

I‘m all for workers rights and shit, but there has never come a single good thing for society out of police unions.


Sweatybuttcrust

If cops knew the law and what is rightful as much as a lawyer instead of being high school bullies and douches, the politicians wiuldn't be able to control them like they do.


skeptic9916

It takes more classroom hours to become a Yoga instructor than it does to be an American cop.


FarmMinimum9115

Ah I see you have never met the type of human who goes to school to become an FBI agent


[deleted]

But don't you know? Then there wouldn't be any cops /s


[deleted]

Oh, so giving the former high school a gun a badge isn’t a good idea?


seriousbangs

The problem is who's gonna pay for it. You'd need to raise pay a *lot.* The job is dull as dishwater, so to keep people like that you need to either pay them a lot or hire dummies who won't get bored and quit.


xXxDarkSasuke1999xXx

According to the Washington post, the guy was a West Point grad and spent 10 years as a Green Beret officer. Obviously there should be more stringent requirements for cops but clearly the problem with police culture and training runs deeper than the lack of undergrad requirements to be a cop...


timshel42

must have been from a black oak


Velocidal_Tendencies

You beat me to it dangit!


m__a__s

...tossed by a black squirrel.


LostLegendDog

I think you mean African American oak


lordcochise

OOOOOOOOF


yiannistheman

This is why I'm not a fan of the 'good guy with a gun' philosophy. I'm sure they exist, but they're greatly outnumbered by 'bad guy with a gun', 'idiot with a gun', 'moron with a gun', 'guy with shitty eyesight with a gun', 'chickenshit with a gun' and numerous other variations that you don't want armed in any way.


canada432

Only a good guy with a gun can stop a bad guy with a gun . . . after the bad guy has already shot 8 people because being purely reactionary to everything is a phenomenally stupid philosophy.


starfishpounding

Empty his mag with a backdrop of thin skinned townhouses. Holy shit. A freaking trained police officer dropping a mag in panic in a neighboorhood WITHOUT A TARGET! He was shooting randomly. How the heck is this legal and defensible? Edit: Nice red dot and he has good form. He has obviously trained with his gun. Missed the part about checking the target is valid and what's behind the target. Maybe he needed the no shoot area marked in black like at the range.


RecommendationOk5285

He actually did have a target. He was shooting at a handcuffed suspect in the back of the patrol car who he thought had shot him when he walked up to the car. Thank God all his shots missed.


lordcochise

Seems like he had plenty of marksmanship training and absolutely no situational awareness, which is regrettably a far too common situation, not just for LE but plenty of CCW folks in the US.


PrestigiousWelcome48

Great, he resigned. And will probably be hired in the next city or county over from this one. Needs to be a national database.


Styrene_Addict1965

Uvalde is looking for heroes like him. Oh, wait, he pulled a trigger.


timshel42

theres a disturbing trend of other departments actively recruiting these guys as some form of fucked up solidarity


Contentpolicesuck

A database would change nothing since he resigned without any punishment his record is still spotless.


[deleted]

What a fucking clown. This person should, at minimum, be barred from participating in any kind of security/police type work for the rest of his life.


m__a__s

Shouldn't even be able to own a can opener, let alone touch a firearm.


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FauxReal

It's what they're taught. https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/08/warrior-cop-class-dave-grossman-killology.html


NoWrongdoer2259

At what point do we mandate common sense, mental acuity, and an IQ for being a cop? As far as I can tell, all three of the aforementioned are lacking from the vast majority of cops in this country.


Nopantsbullmoose

I forget where I saw it, but I remember reading that people have been turned down to become police officers simply because they were deemed "too intelligent" or the like.


FauxReal

Because they might come up with their own ideas.


Nopantsbullmoose

Or use their brains rather than just blasting away.


InflationDue2811

It's their training to see everybody as an enemy


Styrene_Addict1965

100%; they're trained that every civilian has either just committed a crime, is in the process of committing a crime, or is about to commit a crime in the very near future, and it will endanger their lives.


AgitatedPercentage32

The cops that I’ve met by and large have considered everybody a suspect.


Saxavarius_

with fewer RoEs than military personnel in an active warzone


headphones_J

He shot his own cruiser??


SteamedGamer

With a suspect handcuffed in the back seat.


notanaigeneratedname

His cruiser was black. Do we expect more at this point?


Even-Fix8584

It was not being cooperative…. Made noises at him.


m__a__s

Did he actually hit it?


mikeP1967

That dude has no business being a cop


TodayThink

You don't need a degree or even a clean record to be a cop. Murica equal opportunities for scumbags always positions in law enforcement or the GOP.


Styrene_Addict1965

The Venn diagram is a full circle.


Aunt_Slappy_Squirrel

Someone running that up tight has always got to be 5 seconds from shitting themselves at any point of the day.


Styrene_Addict1965

So desperate to pull the trigger, he was willing to overreact and endanger an entire neighborhood. He needs to go to jail for 10 years for every shot he fired. They don't mention what happened to the suspect. I'm sure a huge lawsuit is coming.


iamlikewater

When I worked as an EMT, I had a partner with a uniform that was like a cop. He wore a full police belt with med bags on his legs like he was going into battle. We worked in private service, mostly taking people to dialysis and doctor appointments. He had to leave because he dropped a stair chair and their patient on his partner, breaking his partner's leg. This cop reminds me of that guy.


Pour_Me_Another_

I think we could do without severely mentally ill people in any profession requiring a firearm but I understand that offends people who don't care if their loved ones end up on the wrong side of someone like that. I say this as someone with severe mental illness. Don't fucking give people like that a gun because they're fucking jumpy assholes. They will kill someone thinking they're doing something fucking amazing.


hoothizz

Florida man strikes again.


m__a__s

Thank goodness Calamity Jack doesn't know how to use his red dot site. And his screaming about being hit and shot through the car. This moron should be sent to prison for a long time and NEVER be allowed to touch a knife, let alone a firearm. Good grief there are some incredibly delusional and stupid people out there, armed with badges. SMH


evilcathy

Just came here to say FLORIDUH


[deleted]

:sigh:.. and no repercussions will happen for the wanton endangerment he put the neighborhood through while just sending bullets. A civ would've been hit with every charge they could think of.


Gurkenlos

He fired at his own police car with a handcuffed suspect in the backseat the policemen thought he was shooting, the guy had no weapon.


2OneZebra

Florida is willing to hire folks who are incompetent because it suits their narrative. It is not a safe place to be.


daphnegillie

I bet he gets a locker full of acorns at least twice a year.


seriousbangs

It's expected. Modern cop training teaches them they're in a warzone, so I'm not surprised they're terrified.


BayBandit1

You wouldn’t be laughing if you knew just how many people are killed by falling acorns each and every day. It’s atrocious. A comprehensive educational program needs to be developed to help put an end to this scourge.


Wise_Ad_253

Floriduh.


Radiant_Mind33

Getting a little bit spooked happens to everyone, but the body cam footage is crazy. He was fully committed to a gunfight that wasn't happening.


Styrene_Addict1965

I love the little SWAT rolls he did rolling away from his car.


Self-Comprehensive

Man thought he was playing Dark Souls.


FauxReal

It's lucky nobody with a cell phone in their had was in his line of sight.


Radiant_Mind33

True. Spray and pray with a pistol should go in some record book. If I was him I would have blamed it on Professor X.


XenoBiSwitch

Florida man is finally upstaged in his stupidity by Florida cop.


woodenblinds

bet you he shit his pant


Ltsmash99

Takes 6 years to become a barber and 6 months to be a cop. The more you know.. \*star wooosh\*


KataraMan

The squirrels are out to get us, Rick & Morty was right again! /s


WistfulDread

This is literally part of their training. They are actively instructed to empty their magazine whenever they fire their gun. It's part of the legal defense to support any claim of "fearing for their life."


YogurtSufficient7796

Yeah dispatch - I got a 5292 - being ambushed by squirrels- requesting backup


old_cump

I swear this looks like a sketch from I Think You Should Leave.


Drunkendx

Just confirms my theory that surprising amount of cops are cowards that became cops to "feel strong". But at core they are still cowards.


planetpuddingbrains

In his defense, he thought it was a black walnut. /s


JeffBoyarDeesNuts

Sounds like he was...  Just plain nuts. 😎


PMMEBITCOINPLZ

One thing the article really doesn’t fully address, the car had a guy in it. The cop shot at the car because he thought he was being shot at by his prisoner. It doesn’t even say if he was hit or what.


vineyardmike

The guy that was in the backseat of the police car is lucky to be alive and will be suing the ass off of that police department.


jus256

> After hearing the sound of the acorn, the deputy reported that he also felt a “tingliness” all along the side of his body. He then said his “legs just give out” and he fell to the ground, assuming that he had been seriously injured by something. >Because of this, the video also showed Hernandez complaining about feeling “weird” and shouting to his colleague that he’s been hit. It’s all very dramatic. Seriously


LostLegendDog

I'm just glad he's safe


ajpmurph

Classic Chief Wiggum.


mikeyt6969

Now imagine that acorn was a person


parkerjpsax

I have seen this same article copy and pasted multiple times today. Does anyone have a source if the guy in the back seat is ok?


rjross0623

Chief Wiggum IRL


Temporary-Dot4952

"All we need is a good guy with a gun to protect us"


Contentpolicesuck

And he was allowed to resign with no punishment and no negative marks in his jacket so he will be back on patrol in another municipality shortly.


New-Syrup1682

Maybe switch to decaf?


[deleted]

Let's give the cop a break, it was an assault-style acorn! Perhaps it was an Acorn-15!


Character-Dot-4078

This cop should be in jail for endangering the lives of others for no actual reason.


ktaphfy

https://youtu.be/N7H9jbrzrbA?si=GdXzvc0J1nSHo0wz