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FrisianDude

šŸ˜² I dont like that title at all


Yummy_Microplastics

Can I offer you a nice leg in this trying time?


Rhesusmonkeydave

Iā€™ve got a haunch the first guy wasnā€™t done with it yet


wazbang

No kneed got that


SPITFIYAH

ā”»ā”ā”» ļøµćƒ½(`Š”Ā“)ļ¾‰ļøµ ā”»ā”ā”»


scorpyo72

Tibia honest, after you're dead, it don't think it matters much.


Passing4human

[Relevant.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFDgSKbapzY)


cityshepherd

Yes please. By the way, do you happen to have any boiled denim for sale?


AadamAtomic

Don't kick it till you try it


upyourattraction

I want rum hamstring


mandogvan

I could totally see them doing an episode where frank somehow is actually this guy. Maybe gives the cop the slip after giving his clothes to a homeless guy. So of course they arrest the homeless guy.


HowRememberAll

I'm all for California Man being crazier then Florida Man LET'S GO


taichi27

I saw this yesterday on my lunch break. My first thought was "Florida of course"... nope, Wasco, California, the town of my birth. WTF??


New-Teaching2964

Right? The more I think about it, the less I care for it


randomlycandy

Why do you continue to think about it? Why do you want to? Are you ok?


Liet_Kinda2

9:42am and thatā€™s enough Reddit for the day apparently, bye yā€™all


SirMildredPierce

Wait til you see the video


grimmripper5120

Arby's doesn't have that on the menu


FewKaleidoscope1369

Officially.


loonygecko

Soilent Green, yum!


Kimchi_boy

Soylent green IS PEOPLE!


loonygecko

Mutual of Omaha is peoopleee~


black641

Gotta show those new hires who's boss, somehow!


cnewman11

Al**leg**edly


holdyourdevil

Well done.


cnewman11

I don't actually know if it was well done, or just a nice medium.


earthscribe

It will be a limited time release at the Arbyā€™s in Hollywood California.


Me-Shell94

Take my body to Arbyā€™s


daveinmd13

They have the meats!


grimmripper5120

Well not that one


tereddits

God forbid men have hobbies...


SoggyHotdish

They just won't leave people alone anymore, good riddance


manbruhpig

Like oh we arenā€™t supposed to recycle anymore? Who is he even hurting


DrPeGe

Right itā€™s like, you MUST have something better to do.


Top-Pineapple8056

I KNEW HE ATE IT! I guessed after I saw he took it bc why else would you take someone's leg


black641

Maybe he wanted to hang it on his wall like a Big Mouth Bass? Doubly so if he could get it to sing "Don't Worry, Be Happy."


grambell789

I thought he was just lonely and wanted a friend.


necromundus

People pay an arm and a leg for that kind of thing


Strict-Ad-7099

You can see him in the video nibbling.


Big-Consideration633

Because it would be too hard to hack off the head. Although, a stuffed head over the fireplace would look way kewler.


ketjak

Memento?


eklektikly

Well, maybe he had a crush on the other guy and wanted his attention.


MarcusXL

Hey. Free leg.


unicornlocostacos

Durge agrees


Tosh_20point0

Maybe your leg needs replacing , just swap it out maybe?


randomlycandy

There was an episode of Criminal Minds about something very similar to that.


-mystical_

the leg chronicles final chapter


SoggyHotdish

They saw that clip from Haiti and thought it looked tasty, cut him some slack... Or not


Vanman04

I love that jail is our current mental health facility....


LostLegendDog

In WA we have some of the best mental health laws in the country and it's STILL impossible to get people help


ThreeLeggedMare

Nah our mental health facility is under every bridge


Herry_Up

I see heā€™s a leg man. Iā€™m more of an ass man, myself.


TheVirusWins

Elitist!


manyhippofarts

So.... you're gonna eat his ass?


hoovervillain

Give him a break, he didn't have a leg to stand on. He really went out on a limb for that meal.


jpkmets

Thanks Ian advance for getting Billy Gunnā€™s WWE theme stuck in my head for the rest of the day.


vmt_nani

Are they sure he didn't push the victim??


manbruhpig

I have a dream that someday common people can just enjoy their favorite meals together in peace without being accused of murder. ā€œNice hamburger, did you push that cow in front of a train!?ā€ See how it feels?


jpkmets

I really love your screen name. Just tremendous work.


Horsesrgreat

Thank goodness itā€™s not Florida. As a Floridian, Iā€™m grateful California is there to take the heat off of us šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ey3s0up

Literally went ā€œCalifornia man? I had Florida Man for this kind of titleā€


IHQ_Throwaway

ā€œWest of Bakersfieldā€ Yeah, that checks out. Bakersfield is the Florida of California, lol.Ā 


Horsesrgreat

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


MaximumTurtleSpeed

Sorry Florida, heat is still on you but youā€™ve got Cali finally taking notes.


Horsesrgreat

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


mistertickertape

Californians invented the concept of lifestyle. This alone warrants their doom. - Don Delillo


loonygecko

There's also Japan and sometimes Brazil that have been trying very hard for their share of attention. ;-p


JackPembroke

Theres more cannibals than we're comfortable acknowledging in the world


zombiecorp

Last week it was barbecue guy in Haiti, now this.


randomlycandy

I'm almost afraid to ask, but I've got to. I'm going to regret it. Who the hell is "barbecue guy"?


zombiecorp

Haiti is currently in chaos, gangs took over, their President fled. The gang leader is a cannonball. Browsed Twitter and saw a clip of him slice and chew on meat off a burnt leg from a campfire. Hence the name.


randomlycandy

>The gang leader is a cannonball. Sounds like the leader could be quite explosive! šŸ’£


zombiecorp

(Shakes fist at autocorrect)


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miltonwadd

Appropriate Bot name.


Big-Consideration633

What the fuck is wrong with people? You'd rather the guy go hungry and let the rats eat it? And why blur the pics? The full video isn't exactly NSFW quality.


iChaseClouds

Gives new meaning to Leg Day


XanthicStatue

Never skip leg day


[deleted]

Yo what the fuck.


Derekbair

How does something like this even happen? Was he already a cannibal and had eaten people before? Did he always fantasize about it and just took advantage of the situation? Was it a spur of the moment random thing? Was he just realllly hungry? Gross


Lord_Silverkey

>Gross It's not so bad with a bit of mustard.


Derekbair

Source?


highspeedsammich

Whatā€™s the actual crime he was charged with? He found it fair and square. Obviously the person missing the leg didnā€™t want it.


33Bees

Y'know, you're not wrong.


El_Bortman

Looks like he really put his foot in his mouth. Well, A foot at least.


ForsakenShow3124

Ya'll ever read Parable of the Sowers by Octavia Butler? šŸ˜¬


Ornery_Translator285

Yeah, itā€™s definitely where weā€™re headed


HowRememberAll

No but I've read modest proposal


Feisty-Rhubarb-5474

Oh nooo


Hertje73

Was there a law against this??


jpkmets

Thereā€˜s ā€œabuse of a corpseā€™ laws on most state books, not all-but most.


drakens6

he'll be quickly assigned to a secret society and placed in a "special position"


HowRememberAll

What is this reference to?


drakens6

Nothing in particular media wise. I'm being serious. there's lots of cannibal cults out there that would take a guy like that in


ZealousWolverine

Waste Not Want Not is what Grandma always used to say.


Chavo9-5171

He definitely didnā€™t skip leg day!


ZeusMcKraken

Nobody liked that.


Yokepearl

Snowball effect of misfortune


paraspiral

Was he Haitian?


MoreThanANumber666

when asked man confirmed it tasted like chicken


BagofPain

DAS IST MEIN TEIL!!!


Roonwogsamduff

Typical Californian. Environmentally conscious.


prettyhighrntbh

Is this the video Elon was getting off to?


Jedi_Ninja

The zombie apocalypse is upon us!!!


Desperate_Set_7708

Is that dark or light meat? I can never remember


SnooPineapples8744

So someone got hit by a train and no one thought to look for the severed leg?


jiggscaseyNJ

Man, what are the chances of being hit by a train and losing your leg next to someone who has a penchant for stealing and eating legs?


Merrybee16

Tastes like chicken.


Inkyar

Is that cannibal American or American cannibal?


revolutiontime161

Cmon Florida , step up your game . No pun intended.


Setzer_Gambler

I've been known to click on titles like these


marko_kyle

NO FAVA BEANS OR CIANTI ?


zacat2020

BRAINZ!!!!!!


DwarvenRedshirt

At least he's got an excuse. That guy in Haiti now...


SweatyMess808

I cannot believe (it didnā€™t happen in Florida)


4runninglife

Just remember people, if end of civilization ever comes, there where encampments of these people. Safe travels.


nocloudno

Instant fame every time


Winking-Cyclops

Californians take recycling seriously


SftwEngr

He just needed a leg up on life.


miltonwadd

Gd I thought this was related to the other leg that was found recently, but that was in NY.


shanebakerstudios

What the fuck is happening to real life right now man


XyloArch

He doesn't have a leg to stand onĀ 


datdrummerboi

thats at least 2 days worth of food, why let it go to waste?


H3dg3v0lt

That is not the correct way to get a leg up on someone, dammit šŸ™„


MrsMiterSaw

> Bystanders said they saw the man lean over the leg, sniff it, and took a bite Hear me out guys. In what other situation are you going to have a chance to try Long Pig? The brother saw his chance and went for it.


necromundus

I mean, it's not like they were using it.Ā 


achmejedidad

There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going.


ChaosRainbow23

You gotta deep fry it, then finish it on the grill before you sauce it. Like wings, only bigger and more human


SoUpInYa

Personally, I'd take the meat off the bone


blesfemous

Some call him a man, some ā€œpatient zeroā€.


archiewaldron

"You get one taste of delicious, delicious human meat" \#UnexpectedSunny #iasip


aspieinblack

A sandwich is a sandwich, but Manwich is a meal.


RickDaSlick19

So much for land of the free. Commiefornia at it again


jpkmets

Upvoting because I think everyone missed this posterā€™s joke. I believe they were joking that since the guy was arrested, so much for ā€œland of the free,ā€ and that ā€œCommieforniaā€ was used ironically.


RickDaSlick19

Thank you Peter, you're right :(


WorldWarPee

How is it not the land of the free when there's a free leg right there?


Tosh_20point0

Guy just trying to get a leg up. You just can't get a head nowadays


vansterzzz

i cant believe fox news got all you guys believing that. california is the richest state in the US by far and fifth GDP in the world. how is there any communism?


srroberts07

Heā€™s joking.


Supernova984

He thinks it's 1963 and hasn't caught up to the 90s yet.


NoActivity578

A man's gotta have breakfast


stodolak

Yikes man. Thatā€™s not kosher.


Voodoops_13

Waste not, want not


SimplyEcks

Dude has an insane foot fetish


Murse_1

So Hannibal, the homeless guy was hungry and took advantage of some free meat.


IamDollParts96

It's called upcycling.


Monetpirates

I'm sorry I thought this was America


Voodoo_Masta

Do we know if heā€™s originally from Florida though?


irregularpulsar

Lawful evil


planetana

So if you happen upon a body partā€¦you canā€™t have it?!?!


fentonsranchhand

Where does it say that this is illegal?


newton302

You have to be on the tracks to be "killed by train."


Raidenz258

So the man found some free meat just laying aroundā€¦. Whatā€™s wrong with having a nibble?


Funny-Caterpillar-16

Covid brain - šŸ§  šŸ˜‘ equals becoming a zombie later.