So impractical and needlessly handicapped the nails are gross too.

I once had a lady ask me to help them pull their card out of an ATM because their nails were too long for their fingers to reach it.

I didn't know the Grinch drove a Nissan.

Freddie Kruger*

1993 Altima: Mini Infinti, bulletproof reliable. 1998 Altima: Some cost cutting, more bland but still very reliable car. 2002 Altima: Renault parts, the nightmare begins.

You should see the Altima crowd in Houston

Yea shit over here it’s crazy

If only it was just the Altima drivers. I tell my wife all the time, Houston has the absolute worst drivers in the country, by far. The sheer stupidity is unfathomable sometimes.

I spent a week in Houston one day.

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You clearly haven’t been to Houston. It’s literally the most diverse city in the US. Most of populated Texas isn’t tumbleweed and horse drawn carriages..

The Nissan drivers down in Florida are a whole different breed lmao

Similar happened to the Maxima. 2000/pre-2000 maxima, some are pushing 300k with original transmission and not stopping :)

My dad had a few Lexus, Subaru, Toyota, Honda, and a few Nissans, including a 1993 Maxima. I miss that 93 Maxima more than all those other cars.

The rule of 3 Fs Avoid fiat ford and anything french

>Avoid fiat ford and anything french "Fix It Again Tony" "Fix Or Repair Daily" and Unless they are fries?

I really thought that was Freddy Krueger at first

Holy shit i thought it was a realistically photshopped alien hand. Then when i seen altima i knew it was nails.

Can't believe the monster that lives under my bed doesn't have direct deposit.

You win best comment I’ve read in a week! 🥇

So here's something you can't un-think about. How does a person like that wipe their ass? The answer-- they don't. So they're walking around with dirty, shitty ass all day because of their ridiculous fake nails.

Wait, they can clean their ass with a bidet !!!! ( oh wait, they can’t push the buttons. Yea, dirty ass for sure )

Witches!

Yes! That movie! Yes!

Nah bruh what Freddy Krueger doing in the Altima

A fitting car for a demonic entity.

Nosferatu has to have a bank too! I do want to say “blood bank.”

alright now I know what Freddy Kruger be driving these days

Carlos Ghosn really did a number on Nissan.

Didn't know Freddie Kruger was an Altima boy

That fits.

Biblically accurate Altima driver

LMFAO

How do they wipe?

Fritos and bean dip

I thought it was Freddy Kruger

I thought it was Freddy Kruger

I thought it was Freddy Kruger

I thought it was Freddy Kruger

I thought it was Freddy Kruger

I bet when she wipes it’s like a frito in bean dip

The Deamon On the road

No surprise there. Ratchet ass people driving an Altima. Keep the meme alive.

I thought this was a screenshot from redfall for a minute 😂

Meatcanyon pumpkin spice latte

😂