Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
The way I see it is that it's fed by atmospheric gasses which are then pressurized and used for chemical reactions to generate energy (maybe photosynthesis?) and then the waste byproduct is slowly dripped out.
Beyond added VR, cooking, creature riding, power and switches, and expanded multiplayer with the Anomaly.
I don't think it added any new creature types though. That was Origins which added new creatures and planet types and weather and stuff.
Look at all the crazy crap surrounding us. I mean, look at that thing right there. What the hell is that thing? You think you're gonna see that thing at school? Look at it just lumbering around. It doesn't even.. It defies all logic, that thing.
ay, some excuses can be made for the procedural generated ones on planets that effectively "calculate" their own chimaera fauna. But these bleeding balloons are definitely one asset specifically for the bubble planets and the only thing random about them is the colour of the water inside.
EDIT: And whatever dev hid the penis-creature base form in the assets, don't pretend you didn't know it would produce various sizes of cursed genitals hopping around in the universe.
The new inventory layout and "nerf" to technology takes some getting used to. Theres not much content this update because the main focus was their switch release. It is pretty fun to play rn though.
Scan a planet. Just about any planet called “Frothing” or “Foaming” or “Bubbling” with only one fauna will have these guys. These sorts of exotic planets are more likely in non-yellow star systems.
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I’ll have to go on a voyage tonight to see if I can find it again, it was right after a black hole jump. Literally first time ever playing and love every minute of it.
Ah i found one and it was name sui sui honestly was a pretty dope planet not much other then these dudes might sound silly but they kinda make me happy they look like they're just vibin no care in the world admirable little dudes
oh shit i'm not the only one to find these things :D
i called them Undine on the planet i found them (which was called Riett Tau) because they reminded me of the water spirits that share the same name!
I encountered a planet with similar animals except they looked like they were filled with red wine and dripped when they moved it was during the first half of the atlas path story line.
Easiest way to get the Planetary Zoology Journey Milestones. Just scan the single creature, maybe take it as a pet, claim the nanite bonus, and move on.
This isn't a dead world it's the exotic biome Bubble, these creatures are always found in this biome and they are unique in their existence.
Name generation
Bubbling
Frothing
Foaming
During the visit to a bubble anomaly the phenomenon will shroud the entire planet in a myriad of shiny bubbles from small to big size. At their height of expansion they can easily fit several trade ships inside of them while small bubbles can barely hold a hand. The truly huge bubbles only appear in the upper atmosphere and have developed a shell to sustain the local pressure.
https://nomanssky.fandom.com/wiki/Biome_-_Exotic
Look out for the Bubble Clusters! They appear in your analysis visor as a question mark, and you can pick them up to be used as decorations in a base!
All of the Exotic planets have one type of these to collect!
I have a little base and teleporter on a world almost EXACTLY like this. Nexus mission sent me here before I had a cadmium drive, and it was an emeril planet. So i scraped a teleporter, solar panels, and battery together to be able to come back.
Does these worlds spawn after like _n_ jumps or can you have one spawn in the first system you visit? I haven’t played in about a year and stuff like this makes me want to come back
EDIT: holy cow there’s light that comes out of its anus
I love the hemorrhaging balloons.
My anus is bleeding
My *anus* is *bleeding*!
*for the love of God, and all that is holy*
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!!!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay
I am a banana
MY SPOON IS TOO BIG!!
My SPOOOOON is too BIIIG!
Probably ate Indian last night.
Don't let the bottom fall out of your world. Eat a vindaloo and let the world fall out of your bottom.
Amateurs
😂
Yeah yeah, the hemorrhaging balloons, we’ve all seen the hemorrhaging balloons
Ah, good ol' period balloon
Coincidentally that is what I call them too
*For the love of God, my ANUS is BLEEDING!*
*Yaaay!*
*My SPOON is TOO BIG!*
I am a BANANA!
*WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA*
I'm a consumer whore.
And how!
Now with more sodium!
Reference to?
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Thank you for this oh my god
Came to see this comment.
Shitting skittles
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
To this day, I do this with every bag of M&Ms I ever get
Now do it with Smarties
**Eat the weak**
How original! Did you come up with this all by yourself?
Shittles?
Taste the rainbow.
Bleeding rainbow bubble lmao
Knightmare fuel
Templars or Teutonic?
Ni
Take a look, it's in a book, Bleeding Rainbooow.
The way I see it is that it's fed by atmospheric gasses which are then pressurized and used for chemical reactions to generate energy (maybe photosynthesis?) and then the waste byproduct is slowly dripped out.
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How do you get pets on the anomaly?
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You...csn pull pets out?? I just always lose them in the jungle??
Same menu where you can call your ship over to you while on a planet.
God I need to play this game again. It seems like it's gotten significantly better.
It definitely has, and it continues to do so.
This has been in the game for several years now...
I think just under 2 years, I think this is one of the creatures added in the Origins update.
Are you sure? I thought it was Beyond
Beyond added VR, cooking, creature riding, power and switches, and expanded multiplayer with the Anomaly. I don't think it added any new creature types though. That was Origins which added new creatures and planet types and weather and stuff.
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I just started up a couple weeks ago, and I'm obsessed. I'm having a blast.
# THE BLEEDING RAINBOW BALLOON HAS RETURNED!!!!
I now can only read the phrase “bleeding rainbow” to the tune of the Reading Rainbow theme.
Well shit, that is stuck in my head now
My husband has one of those creatures (or one very similar) as a pet. Its name is THE DIRTY BUBBLE
Bowel disease bubble. I have one as a pet
i am going for pets of every anomalous creature i can get
I have a blue one!
Taste the rainbow
I tried lol
Definitely saw you getting your red wings
When?
We all float down here.
Look at all the crazy crap surrounding us. I mean, look at that thing right there. What the hell is that thing? You think you're gonna see that thing at school? Look at it just lumbering around. It doesn't even.. It defies all logic, that thing.
Something has to make up for the dead world.
Something has to make up for the dead world.
What are you playing on these graphics are incredible
I found a planet like that too!! I had to adopt Mrs.Bubbles as a pet.
https://nomanssky.fandom.com/wiki/Biome_-_Exotic
Man i 100% am going to hunt for a crystal elemental
Take a look It's in a book A bleeding rainbow
the memories haha
I want to know what drugs the developers were on when they created creatures like this
ay, some excuses can be made for the procedural generated ones on planets that effectively "calculate" their own chimaera fauna. But these bleeding balloons are definitely one asset specifically for the bubble planets and the only thing random about them is the colour of the water inside. EDIT: And whatever dev hid the penis-creature base form in the assets, don't pretend you didn't know it would produce various sizes of cursed genitals hopping around in the universe.
Ah yes, bubble planets. Always a treat to vist. Was that one low gravity too?
Another proud owner of a bloodbag! May he take you to Valhalla.
That sound is just disgusting
*B L E E D I N G B U B B L E B U D D Y* 😮
is...is it pooping?
Its that time of the month, be gentle with them 💀
Ooh! Yes! I have one of those balloons as a companion and I love him.
Haven't played in a while. Is the new update any good?
The new inventory layout and "nerf" to technology takes some getting used to. Theres not much content this update because the main focus was their switch release. It is pretty fun to play rn though.
Thanks.
Wtf
I have one her name is gubbo
Blood balloons!
It looks like it’s constantly shitting.
Take a sip
Where can I get this 🤣
Scan a planet. Just about any planet called “Frothing” or “Foaming” or “Bubbling” with only one fauna will have these guys. These sorts of exotic planets are more likely in non-yellow star systems.
The world is called Dajja in the Uzensahc system.
Share glyph coordinates 👍🏻
Woohoo the floating, bleeding rainbow bubbles! I have one named Obi-Obi :)
[Its anus is bleeding](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcwfEMdV-aM)
What is this Stephen King's home base? If you see a sewer, run.
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING
And then, did you make it a dead world?
Life uh..finds a way
They are the reason the world is dead.
Life finds a way??
rainbow balloon that poops blood
Tastes good.
Is that adrenochrome
Bathroom?
I found some like that too. So crazy. Wish I could ride. Haha
I tried haha
I love bubble-world boys!
I have one as a pet :)
I couldn't add this one as a pet. I'm new. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
The pollinators
BUBBLE!
I have one just like that
Gotta wonder if the developers were high 🤔
I am
Ha I found one of these too
The creatures in this game are insane.
Indeed
Uhmmmmm need the coordinates for that planet lol
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Pooping bubble
Rainbow period blob!
Omg the diva cup pet!!
Makes me wanna post my moon discovery, a bunch of balloons with legs 🦵
Do it!
I’ll have to go on a voyage tonight to see if I can find it again, it was right after a black hole jump. Literally first time ever playing and love every minute of it.
Yeah I'm new to and loving the uniqueness this game offers.
Skittilions dropping skittles over the land.
Ah i found one and it was name sui sui honestly was a pretty dope planet not much other then these dudes might sound silly but they kinda make me happy they look like they're just vibin no care in the world admirable little dudes
Too bad they were on a dead planet. lol
Oh I want one
I tried to make it my pet, not allowed unfortunately.
Omg, I need it
It is the reason for the dead world...
Yeah i found one yesterday and adopted it ad my pet
oh shit i'm not the only one to find these things :D i called them Undine on the planet i found them (which was called Riett Tau) because they reminded me of the water spirits that share the same name!
Most interesting indeed.
It's.... beautiful
The most terrifying single thing in this game, hands down.
I want a pet that pisses all over the place too!
I just hatched one of these today!
Really? Keep it as a pet?
I found a world like that too and loved the balloons.. 😂
Love these things. I think they're cute.
I love bubble world's.
Period ball lol 🩸
Balloon on periods?
Homie went to drink from it
Is this a glitch? Haha
Life finds a way
No this is patrick
That's crazy lookin. Haven't come across anything remotely as weird yet. 🤣
Why'd you have to get all up in its dribbler like that?
I encountered a planet with similar animals except they looked like they were filled with red wine and dripped when they moved it was during the first half of the atlas path story line.
A balloon having a period?! WTF???
What the fuck? That's so cool, never knew these exist
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Easiest way to get the Planetary Zoology Journey Milestones. Just scan the single creature, maybe take it as a pet, claim the nanite bonus, and move on.
“Riddled with pests.” Better adopt it quick.
One of the most disturbing yet beautiful creatures in the game.
This isn't a dead world it's the exotic biome Bubble, these creatures are always found in this biome and they are unique in their existence. Name generation Bubbling Frothing Foaming During the visit to a bubble anomaly the phenomenon will shroud the entire planet in a myriad of shiny bubbles from small to big size. At their height of expansion they can easily fit several trade ships inside of them while small bubbles can barely hold a hand. The truly huge bubbles only appear in the upper atmosphere and have developed a shell to sustain the local pressure. https://nomanssky.fandom.com/wiki/Biome_-_Exotic
ohh cmon you need to show us you mounted on it ;")
Wine everywhere!
These Skittles commercials get weirder and weirder
I have this planet in my main system
Forbidden Capri Sun
I’ve got a period balloon as a pet lol. I can’t ride her, but I love her company.
It's a shitting skittles rainbow!!! Lol I want one now as a companion
I also recently discovered a world like this. Definitely the coolest one I've found.
Look out for the Bubble Clusters! They appear in your analysis visor as a question mark, and you can pick them up to be used as decorations in a base! All of the Exotic planets have one type of these to collect!
I have a little base and teleporter on a world almost EXACTLY like this. Nexus mission sent me here before I had a cadmium drive, and it was an emeril planet. So i scraped a teleporter, solar panels, and battery together to be able to come back.
Period baloons
Piss
I got one too. Love them!
The glitched worlds will always have exactly one such strange species.
 Plot twist, it is a dead world. “You’ll float too!”
I call it the drippy balloon. I’ve got one too. Lol
Its dripping, silvertape it
I have 1. 😆 they are so neat.
WTF is op doing
yeah the baloons are fun, you can also get them by gene modifying the balls from metallurgic worlds
/r/mildlyevangelion
I just came across one of these last night for the first time
I have one of those as pets, i think i named him bubbles
Hey, I think this planet was discovered by me and another guy during a nexus mission. I have one of these as a pet
Balloooonnneeeee!
I actually raised a pet of this and now I get to ride one. 🤣
What a strange specimen, does it taste of blood or soap?
Does these worlds spawn after like _n_ jumps or can you have one spawn in the first system you visit? I haven’t played in about a year and stuff like this makes me want to come back EDIT: holy cow there’s light that comes out of its anus
I saw that same thing, of course I tamed it and now I have a bubble following me everywhere
It Chapter 3
An eldritch Kirby boss