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kaiserofxbox

I've never met a gay person and I'm gay myself or Am I? Wait is sucking your own dick gay?


OneTonOfDeath

Nah, I'm just surprised people are flexible enough to do it


Photo_Beneficial

I actually did it once when i was like 13, it's sadly much more the sensation of having a dick in your mouth than having your dick sucked.


furstlich

agreed, it fuckin sucks


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Present_Garlic869

Well, all the horniness leaves your body because it feels like your spine is inches away from snapping in half and when the deed is done all that's left is pain and disappointment


kaiserofxbox

Tbh easy enough for me. You can do the Flippy movement on sit down in the floor legs. Out. Get peter hard and given he's 4,5 Inch's long (I am be 100% serious rn), you can suck him pretty easily


-WalterHartwellWhite

Yes now pay your taxes John Smith, 1611 Cordell Ave, Columbus, OH 43211, USA


Janumac

Mf used the most basic name he could think of


Buttfkn

Wtf


bob_the_builder86

Gay person here. Can confirm that I am merely a figment of your imagination. Wake up.


AestheticZone

HOLLOW KNIGHT FAN


Tatakae_011

if my whole life was a simulation i’d simply stay for my minecraft dog


JellySword8

Minecraft dogs drop free experience when killed


Tatakae_011

but they provide happiness whenever a creeper blows you- i mean blows up


Hekn_isa_Qt

Nah


__Meme_Machine__

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Im_The_Shite

how did you— nvrm


__Meme_Machine__

im awesome


Im_The_Shite

Understandable have a nice day


Ill-Message-3403

cheese


SuperTAC0MAN123

who are you so wise in the was of wisdom


Im_The_Shite

with this knowledge I can finally turn my life around


mr_toad_1997

Jew made them up /s


myself__again

No , this is a dream wake up , wake up please it has been already 12 years since you were sleeping


Terrible-Ad7048

I wish


Personal_Poem_6744

I don’t believe that the gay is real


maptaincullet

Gay people are a myth made up by the Bible


natasevres

The bible is a myth made up by gay people*


Daddy_Jambo

the gay people aren't real they can't hurt me they aren't real they can't hurt me they aren't real they can't hurt me


natasevres

Hey Jambo - you looking abit lonely back there. Arent you awfully warm in that sweater? It looks really warm


Daddy_Jambo

wait a minute


downnbad

No I'm not suppose to tell u this but gay people are actually secret agents sent by the fbi to spread the new viruses to keep the population from overgrowing 🤫🤫🤫


Muffin---

Sadly yes


Buttfkn

Yes I know 2


D34D_M1ND

no they are not halal and do not exist


Im_The_Shite

people who dated before marriage, eat pig, and have dogs don’t exist either


BraedanEberhardTaken

Really? …I’m not straight then…..


Ghillie_Suit_Men

Don’t know. People are probably just faking it to be honest.


Dr_Zwi

shit bro am i?


Ziggy-T

Some of them are. They’re cool. The others though…


natasevres

Fk others man - its WE vs others Or was it otters? I get this confused at times


Im_The_Shite

yes we are


Brandon_The_Binosaur

I’m atleast half real


_pube_muncher_

I borrowed my grandma's pubes for breakfast


[deleted]

Nah man they some fake government agents


kinky-phoenix

Sadly yes


natasevres

Reality IS gay


zongdillakongdong

How can gays be real if our eyes aren’t real?


FreddieOnReddit

As a bisexual, all LGBTQIA+ people are actually just conspiracies made to sell more copies of Celeste.


JellySword8

Oh shit I gotta stop playing it and listening to the ost now


Squids-in_my-ass

As a homosexual myself I am afraid so


totallyamateurartist

I can confirm, I am not real, just a figment of your imagination.