Good try mom, good try...

That I love licking my husbands asshole.

Me too!

Too late now they are both deceased.

That I suck dick

I was arrested and charged with a misdemeanor a few years ago.

That I'm bisexual

One time I had an edible in high school and got so high I had to fake sick so I could go home and sleep it off

My temperature when I was ill two weeks ago.

That my ex cheated on me then broke up with me. They think it was mutual and drama-free.

That I smoke

That I was having anger issues and was going to night club’s just to find conflict and smash someone really hard, I was so dumb back then…