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Total-Jerk

r/killthecameraman Dude can't follow instructions.


goober513922

Ffs just pissed me off so bad. I wanna see this man get his comeuppance


LONEWOPF77700

Glad I'm not the only one who was butt hurt about this. Like why not film it? I didn't even watch the rest of it because I just assumed he wasn't going to film any of it anyway.


iluvios

Camera man just saved his friend from filming incriminating evidence.


Total-Jerk

And proved he wasn't an accessory... But I would've liked to see it.


Ntetris

I want a friend who won’t try record me committing a crime even though i told him to after committing a crime


RabbitFromBrazil

Sure. But where is the crime?


TagStew

I dint see nuffin. Think he’s got a balance issue. 😏


LaBrujadel61

He did perfect. That guy fell. He should have fallen a lot more indefinitely but he just fell.


ocuj

Like watching a Jason Bourne movie.


Aglisito

Hahaha God damn that's a good reference!


SSJ_01

Can the camera man be next?


smexgod

Leave the camera alone. It's the Dickhead no.2 holding it.


SleepyZ92

He might have unintentionally saved the dad. The abuse itself is not recorded, so if police ever get a hold of this footage, his defense could argue nothing happened. There is no proof. We all know it, but it's what you can prove. But I get what you're saying😂


arm_hula

I'd crush his 🥜.


Lingerfickin

This'd be like one of those 'he tapped' moments in jiu jitsu, but you just didn't seem to notice


alex99x99x

The man gave the cameraman one job!


IdaBidaGacy

Dad says film for me. Dude was like “okayyy I film” This guy just pissed me off haha.


Synthoid_001

“Record for me.” *more or less shoves camera up his own ass*


Ovarian_contrarian

Don’t ever film your buddy committing a crime. There is now reasonable doubt lol


yourroyalhotmess

I wanna see this camera man tried in a court of law


Fun_Top_1464

local hero


Fit_Ganache4499

Most Portugese speaking clips end in dismemberment.. I was prepared for worse..


inakipinke

Jokes aside, Brazilian people are really nice. I hate to see so many jokes around Brazil being the worst country ever. Every time I went there I was treated so nice by the locals, they have an awesome culture and I think that its so unfair to judge an entire country just by their worst people. USA has awful things too, as every country in the world.


mshawnl1

Yeah, but were you acting like a child predator to their 8 year olds?


passa117

The worst in the states doesn't come close to the worst in places like Brazil. I don't even like America like that, but pretending that Latin America is paradise is being ridiculous. Yes, there's some amazingly warm people, but there's no shortage of complete assholes and others who are desperate who will disembowel you for your iPhone.


transitfreedom

The whole Americas is a basket case north to south


Compendyum

People have no idea why cities like Juarez and many other South American cities, are the most violent in the world.


passa117

On the top 10 list of most murderous cities, I believe Mexico and Brazil have a complete monopoly. Like 6-4 or 7-3 n favour of Mexico.


transitfreedom

The problems are not unique to Brazil or USA but an overall continent wide problem


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AudiophileGoth

We also think your country is the worst, it's mutual. Pinche gringuito todo meco.


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RabbitFromBrazil

Wym? This was for sure in Brazil.


PurpleMap6845

I am Brazilian and they are speaking Brazilian portuguese, so probably is Brazil


2BrkOnThru

TCAP done correctly


TheZipperDragon

Give bro this, he was a lot more calm than I would've been.


Dachshundpapa

Next, beat up the camera guy


HungryDog_

The worst cameraman in history…


Unflattering_Image

And the best friend. Kept calm. Didn't film the assault, just a quick aftermath *and* might have prevented way, way worse by urging his friend to let it be enough and stop. Nobody talk shit about the camera man. He's Bro.


Fr05t_B1t

I think “dickhead” is the wrong term


Key_Drawer_1516

It brings me joy to know that there are still dads like this.


Lizardd

What a horrible post.


yoitsme_obama17

Seems fair tbh


CitizenoftheWorld-95

D… does that guy not know what a camera is or sth


Proud-Butterfly6622

Wow! I kinda wish dad had kept going until he needed a break to rest his fist.💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼


Intelligent-Chair385

Cameraman had one job. I did not see shit. The dad clearly asked cameraman to record the beating lmao


michaelmyerslemons

Good father.


gabar-cmrd

r/killthecameraman


lazy_k

Aw, we missed all the good stuff. But then again, if you're going to crime, keep it off camera (even if 100% justified)


Super_Jabroni

8 years old? That is horrifying!


veryyberry

The guy in the blue shirt is crazy for lunging at the cameraman while yelling "Im going to kill you!"


Xconvik

This cameraman needs a beating also fml


CompletelyPresent

This is interesting, because in America, since all that guy did is use words, he'd be innocent in court and the Dad would probably get 5 years.


myfacealadiesplace

I hate it here lol


FakeitTillYou_Makeit

Wouldn’t worry about a pedophile reporting me after the beating. Don’t think they want to deal with the cops.


AudiophileGoth

Who cares about gringoland? This happened in Portugal.


YouButHornier

judging by the accent thats brazil


confabin

We don't need the boat with dads like that. Unless you mean the cameraman.


mmanuspar

dude was admitting that shit full Dr Disrespect style.. what a weeb


autistic_bard444

good friends turn the camera away to avoid evidence


newtonscalamander

My first thought was "I can smell that dude through the screen" musty looking ass.


saddungeons

respect to this dad. also fuck the cameraman 😭😭


Louis_Friend_1379

Unfortunate he is still breathing!


crate_smasher95

not the cameraman cucking us outta seeing some scumbag getting their ass beat


Iron_Baron

That ain't gonna stop him. "No half measures." - Mike Ehrmantraut.


HobGoblinAngel

Get himmmmmmmm!!!!


PlayboyProgram101

Hmm I don't think he understood maybe he should give a few more answers. The camera man to he also seems confused


Main-Appearance2469

School fights ahhhh cameraman


fettyboi666

Even if his friend did record it, cops there probably would have bought him a drink for taking care of the fucking pedo trash


Sea-Philosopher7361

We’ve got played.


mrDuder1729

Cameraman is next..


Dr-Apophis-Ra

school fight ahh cameraman


Remydope

This was the worst camera job ever


_friends_theme_song_

Chad dad


Unlikely_Hedgehog787

Worst Cameraman ever


Mr_Awesome_rddt

I'm going to fucking punch this cameraman


millenialfalcon-_-

Lol his name is dickhead in subtitles.


Steppearcher

Is that Portuguese or spanish


Nuneseck

Brazilian Portuguese


drip0717

Portuguese


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dementedthoughts

Worst camera man award


Yandereii

"Film this for me." "OK, I film my legs." Word is they tried to put him on the cover of Vogue


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This is a sub reddit r/killthecameraman Bad bot


datalight0

just skin people up cause blood is blood and eye only see blood. in the past they treat shut in like shit person but honestly I will never let my kids or daughter touch this society anymore. The sin of existing society is too big nothing but animal (blood bath).


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AnxiousClue6609

I love it


Rephirgerated

i can’t read shit


Fun_Collar_6405

Anyone who goes after kids 17 or less. That’s what’ll happen


Opening-Emotion4150

Finally, a post with a gratifying ending.


Nico_15536

W dad


Competitive-Grab639

Okay the pedo is obviously wrong but why is a parent taking their kids into bars????? I get it if ur sitting near the bar in chilis or some shit but something is making it seem like this dude was not sitting on a stoll with his 8 year old wandering about


drip0717

Generally some bars here in Brazil have a counter where they sell some sweets/snacks, probably the dad took his kid there to get some snacks for her.


Fum__Cumpster

Idk who is more criminal here. The pedo or the cameraman


Latereviews2

The pedo