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bkkv1

To prove he’s alive they released a video in which it looks like he’s pretending to be dead


Chaplain-Freeing

When was the last time we saw Kadyrov?


thesoupoftheday

He released a statement yesterday, sooo... anyone's guess, really.


skaruhastryk

Yes telegram is great way to prove not dead


MRideos

Made my day


i_am_voldemort

Some weekend at bernie shit


Vonplinkplonk

Jesus that’s dark as fuck


finnill

Least dark think on NCD. Positively wholesome, honestly.


AtmaJnana

You must be new here.


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

Should we show them the meat cube?


DJ33

Lovable 80s Comedy: dark as fuck mobik meat cube: normal Tuesday


Vonplinkplonk

Lol. But I mean come on. Putting a fucking corpse on a fresh hospital bed so your intelligence officers can do a crappy CGI of you sleeping during a meeting is pretty dark. I think I missed the meat cube, I’m not sure if i regret it though.


MobikRubikCube

[PRAISE BE THE CUBE!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/617/503/9dc.jpg) (I used a blurred image, but I'll still say NSFW to be safe.) It's a pallet of compacted meat that was left on the side of the road in rural Russia. The original claim was that it was the remains of dead Russian soldiers, crushed, compacted, and bundled for ease of transport/hiding losses/because Russia. In actuality, it's most likely spoiled scrap meat that was being shipped to an Animal Shelter for dog food. But I want to Believe.


VintageLunchMeat

> But I want to Believe. Be the meat cube you want to see in the world.


a_simple_spectre

Its corpse starch broth, and you can't convince me its not


Manbeartapir

Why not both?


Shitizen_Kain

I was waiting for him to wave at the camera, pulling his arm with a rope


Ben_Pars

Based on his facial expression, he already looks dead inside.


Nocta_Novus

He didn’t move throughout the video it looks like. No proof of life to speak of, no indications that he’s actually alive, no dates, no times, no information, hell it looks like at best he’s in a hospital bed and at worst a coffin bed


naturalis99

Nah man, dead people don't have that look. Even with makup and stuff you can't give a dead person 'a look' .Except if they digitally edited this. But it doesn't look like digital work so he is alive, definitely not healthy.


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

Sure he’s alive. In other news, Hey— can we have all the other generals place white hospital pillows behind their heads for this video teleconference, no questions asked?


Not_this_time-_

>no questions asked? Are questions even allowed in the upper achelon in russia? "Vladmir vladimirovich this doesnt look like 3 days"


Nocta_Novus

Deepfakes maybe. Not too hard to fake life when all the video compression software in Russia makes it look like it was filmed in 1997


burntends97

Let’s not try to resort to copium like all the Russians we fun of


Waage83

I looks like one of those shitty motion comics where they stretch and compress parts of the image to create motion.


DeusBalli

It’s the Russian government dude. We kept dogs heads alive while completely decapitated in the 40s. Pumping blood through his body and giving him some kind of muscle activator isn’t completely off the table


zozi0102

That dog head thing was fake afaik


PseudoEmpthy

Filters my dude. Nvidia released a thing that fakes blinking. Imagine what governments have lol


Altrgamm

In case of russian government and this video - I guess that "what they have" is pirated Nvidia product?


rockfuckerkiller

It's been a day...


mrdescales

Yeah, but might be pretty damn incapacitated.


Oaker_at

„He didn’t move throughout the video.“ I only saw a video where he was shown for seconds, is that the only one available or is there a longer one?


JamesDK

It looks to me a lot like [agonal respiration](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agonal_respiration?wprov=sfla1). I've watched two family members be unplugged from life support, and this is how they breathed between when the machines were turned off and when they ultimately passed.


[deleted]

Is it possible they removed the oxygen support for the shoot but otherwise he is unable to breath on his own?


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

That'd be my guess. "Hey, hold your breath for a bit buddy."


[deleted]

Monstruous to do that even to this monster.


[deleted]

Or maybe it's just AI generated, and they forgot to check this. This easily could be an AI thinking that this is how heartbeat works.


doctorwoofwoof11

More likely is [one of these](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/XCxJpEcyGgg/sddefault.jpg) plus [one of these](https://c-ap.niceshops.com/upload/image/product/large/default/foot-pump-1-item-556234-en.jpg) and you've got yourself some budget Russian breathing CGI on a dead Admiral, for the propaganda video.


F0sh

How on earth do you conclude agonal breathing from literally just his chest moving up and down? The weird thing about the video is that he doesn't move at all except for breathing. No need to invent other stuff.


4RCH43ON

Sir, this is NCD Wendy’s, the War Operation Plan Response, or “whopper,” is always on the menu. But I gotta admit, the whole idea is so far out in left field, it’s past the bleachers into the parking lot.


F0sh

Shit you're right


BigChiefWhiskyBottle

^(\[ visible fishing line moves corpse arm holding newspaper with yesterdays date on it \])


Bisexual_Apricorn

And outside.


Civil_Kiwi_8801

It’s because he is.


motherseffinjones

And in the outside


DUKE_NUUKEM

I bet its all tentacles and tubes down below with mobiks in the room pumping the bowls


willem_79

It’s the meat cube slowly assimilating him


phenerganandpoprocks

Resistance is futile. Your life as you know it is over. From this time forward, you will service, the mobik cube.


OllieGarkey

Your biological and technological decay will service the meat cube.


burritoburkito6

Ah, yes, the great Kremlin flesh construct. Stalin personally fed Hitler to them back in '45, you know.


blueskyredmesas

Artyom!


Cortower

Oh god, the cubik was just the first sign to the outside world that SCP-610 has breached containment.


RegicidalRogue

\*bowels


Ok_Spend_889

On Soviet styled bikes


nsandz

Specifically vacuum tubes.


Ravenser_Odd

I reckon he's like [Ma Gnucci](https://artbyarion.blogspot.com/2021/03/the-punisher-5-8-2000-garth-ennis-steve.html), after the Punisher fed her to the polar bears.


Polyamorousgunnut

Am I the only one who thinks his eye lids look taped up


crappy-mods

Definitely


[deleted]

I'm shocked no one is mentioning the color change halfway down his neck. Like there is a seam where they superimposed an image of his face on someone else.


TheHunterZolomon

Shit I didn’t notice how pale he looks just slightly further down the neck. That’s wild.


Hipphoppkisvuk

That's a shirt dude


mcmasterstb

Nah, like 1.5 cm above that. It's his head and it's his body, just at different times.


javardo

Go back to r/aliens bro


mcmasterstb

Look at the body rocking from breathing and his head is still. Looks like a composite video.


Snoid_

Good catch. I totally see it too.


mcmasterstb

Oh yeah, now it looks like looped video of his alive head over his body that is connected to artificial lungs.


Dire_Venomz

Great Catch - looks like this could be the case.


ChickenChaser333

This is a pro ncd observation.


PolarisC8

Morgues don't tape your eyes, they have contact lenses from hell that hold your eyelids open. Edit to say to ignore me actually those lenses hold your eyes closed. Maybe his just sprung open like that one day?


Polyamorousgunnut

Idk man that seems too credible. I prefer to think it’s little pieces of scotch tape


alexmikli

If it's fake, they probably just played an old clip or used an AI to animate a photo. No need for taping nonsense.


[deleted]

Eyebrows look odd, but they usually do. However, his forehead & cheeks looks like he's grimacing, hard.


Victory_Point

Danger wank?


NotVeryCashMoneyMod

zoom head is a hard habit to break


SojournerOne

Whoa! Purple ring in NCD! I see you, bro


VoidBlade459

What?


NotVeryCashMoneyMod

shh


Not_this_time-_

Whats that?


mhdlm

At best he looks like a poorly animated jpeg.


Snoid_

Terri Schiavo animated gif vibes


BillOfArimathea

Jesus dude


Guyname10

Tankies eat any shit up russian thrown at them then the second something like this happens they turn into Stevie wonder.


FabulousFauxFox

I'm busy watching them rationalize the gasoline problems in Russia as Russia prepping for a massive armor assault and the groups of men dying en mass are because they're saving up armor and missiles.


IWantToSortMyFeed

I'm still subscribed to Garage 54 on YouTube and this tracks with their episode today about distilling old tires into crude fuel oil. Environment be damned. Now that I think about it; why the fuck aren't all those guys mobikubed? It's not like anyone is running ads on that channel. they can't provide anything more to the state as a YT channel than they could provide in a trench.


Wizard_Enthusiast

how the fuck is Russia having gasoline problems


AtmaJnana

They have lots of crude, but lack refining capacity.


Schadenfrueda

Prolonged low refinery production has left them unable to cope with increased demand during peak seasons such as the present harvest, while the war has increased demand on its own and placed Russia's entire logistics and delivery system under severe strain. Fuel-carrying railcars and trucks are both in short supply, and the civilian economy is taking a backseat. This problem is only going to get worse as time goes on, since they can't import western equipment such as railway bearings to replaces losses from wear and tear. [Truck tire thread guy Trent Telenko here has more on the situation](https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1700589329012158830.html)


Wizard_Enthusiast

It's astounding how badly things have gone, huh. A year and 3 quarters into the 3 day special operation against mexico and the US is having a hard time producing enough corn Just reload the save, Vlad. You're not getting out of this one.


alexmikli

When you start a war for a strip of land, kill hundreds of thousands of people, ruin your economy and reputation and then don't even get that land. At least there's some value in that land here, still not quite as dumb as Pakistan and India fighting over a glacier.


CorporalCorgi

Elaborate on the glacier fight please, that's definitely one of the things that makes reality stranger than fiction.


SgtCarron

[Siachen Conflict](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siachen_conflict), complete with an entire section dedicated to avalanche deaths.


FabulousFauxFox

Don't ask me, I may not be some economist, I'm just some femboy housewife, but my guess is using a lot of it at the front, and Ukraine saying "Bye bye birdie" to it with drones


zaphrous

Would you sell your gasoline for rubles? Or on the market for anything else? I think they had to close docks to petroleum products.


HHHogana

Their refineries need repair, which is harder to do with sanctions. And ruble weakening also make exports more preferable.


Zephyr-5

Because the government imposes price caps on refineries and gas stations so they can pretend the economy *isn't* imploding. Rather than sell it for pennies domestically, they transport it across the border and get full market price. This is why the Russian government recently [cracked down on oil exports.](https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/russia-imposes-temporary-restrictions-fuel-exports-2023-09-21/)


Midnight2012

He has a damn pillow behind him. Did you notice there were similar looking white backed chairs in some of the others in that Brady bunch. I bet they tried to put all the othera in a white backed chair so that we wouldn't notice this guy laying on his pillow. Because, again, its obviously a pillow. It's even crinked on the corner.


Mediocre-Relative-72

They embalmed him like stalin


MaterialCarrot

Lenin


Mediocre-Relative-72

Shit you right got my dead commie scumbags mixed up


Shished

Stalin also was embalmed and put in a mavsoleum but only for a few years and then was buried on a territory of Kremlin.


AreYouDoneNow

I'm surprised Putin didn't try to mobilize him


MaterialCarrot

It's ok, there's a lot of dead people in the world. I only remember because I saw the dude.


orielbean

I went there in 95 and saw him. So fucking weird


MaterialCarrot

You want to know something even weirder, I was also there in 95. It was weird to me because at the time the mausoleum was empty. Lenin and Communism were very much on the outs, and so like nobody was there to see the guy. Pretty much just walked in and took a gander, then walked out. They did a good job on him, he looked fresh as a daisy!


orielbean

It was super creepy how “good” he looked, honestly.


RaulTheHamster

I think the necromancer missed a few steps along the way


wastingvaluelesstime

look, I'd like to see you get through the whole incantation without a missed syllable or incorrect vowel


brucekilkenney

I'm out of the loop. Can I get a credible explanation and a non-credible explanation?


dippa_

Ukraine found out Russia’s Black Sea Fleet were having a meeting and sent some storm shadow missiles as their representatives. Claiming to kill this guy (Viktor Sokolov a Black Sea Fleet Commander) Russia denies that and showed this footage of him in a meeting today.


CallingAllMatts

if that’s what they consider footage, can someone teach the Russians the difference between a jpg and mp4 file?


CuriousCamels

This guy, Sokolov, commander of the Black Sea Fleet, reportedly died in the strike on the Black Sea Fleet headquarters. Russia released a video of him in a meeting claiming he is alive. The video is very sus on multiple levels. At the least he’s hospitalized, and the weird video just makes it seem more likely he did die. Non-credible explanation, he caught the storm shadow in between his teeth like a Chad in a Bollywood movie without it even exploding, and then threw it into the sea.


AreYouDoneNow

Two Kremlin officials discovered their boss, the Admiral, is dead after Ukraine dumped a fucking missile on his head, but he was booked at an important press conference. If Putin finds out he's dead, they will be sent to Bakhmut and immediately killed, so to get out of trouble with Putler, they're using the Admiral's dead body as a puppet to get through all the press conferences until they can work out some clean way to explain things to Putin and escape to Thailand.


ChankaTheOne

If I'm not wrong its some supposedly important Ruzzian guy that Ukrainians may have blown to bits during the attacks in Crimea recently, participating in a conference Chances are he's either dead and deep faked or just more phisically and mentally impaired than he was when he was not blown up by a storm shadow Or he's really alive but that's not fun.


[deleted]

If the video is real, than being really alive for him is definitely not fun lol.


alanbishphoto

"hey can you CGI this dead body to look like it's breathing? Just don't make it too obvious"


willem_79

“But make sure everyone can see him breathing. Make it noticeable” Seriously, maybe he’s a hemicorporectomy and had a Reagan moment when he came round. Now they can pump his lungs by reaching in and squeezing them from where his ass used to be.


LaughGlad7650

Bro looks like he’s breathing very hard


OwerlordTheLord

Mobik operating the bicycle tire pump is working really hard.


hbalck

Hector Salamanca, Russian style. Ding ding.


Not_this_time-_

Or in this case .chf chf.


Punch_Faceblast

Is his face wobbling? Like it's deepfaked on?


naturalis99

I thought that was caused by the ~frantic~ totally normal human, breathing


BigBadBrit420

I think this video is sped up


shibiwan

It's sped up and looks like a looped (back and forth) clip.


CartographerPrior165

Nah, at best it's shallowfaked on.


PsychoTexan

I’ll be honest, to me it looks like they pasted the JPG of his head onto a repeated clip of someone in uniform.


ExuDeku

I can hear the Tick Tock TF2 meme because of the chest pounding


Grimey_Anus

whats going on with his eyes


hugh-g-rection551

the necromancer munition runners of the kuznetsov that still regularly decent down past the boiler spaces in order to fetch propellant charges and casings have worked their dark magic on sokolov.


WhoDisagrees

TBF most likely situation is hes alive but in hospital. Hope he was wearing his brown trousers when the missle hit lol


Abject_Nectarine_279

That dude is in a hospital bed lol


AMazingFrame

Today on free-energy-devices: This totally not dead important russian guy!


tryingtolearn_1234

Unexpected Weekend at Bernie’s Russian version.


Pavian_Zhora

This shit reminds me of The Running Man. When they doctored a video to deceive the audience.


ClemiHW

I'd be calling everyone crazy for believing the guy is dead, but to be fair this isn't the first time they're pulling that shit


Nivajoe

I wonder if he actually lived, but is paralyzed, or suffered severe brain damage, or something else Iike that


cheesycheese24

3000 black sea fleet commander animatronics of putin


Top_Energy_2488

Gonna be credible here, Russia probably took a video of him from a previous meeting a poorly clipped a section of it where he's not moving much making it look like he's hyperventilating. Wouldn't be surprised if the movement is from his reaction to the storm shadow moments before impact.


Lone-Star-Wolves

Honestly that just made me think someone was standing off to the side with a air pump connected to him and they didn't think that rapidly pumping air into him would make him bounce around like that.


Battlenation_aka

Hector look at me.


finnill

1) If it’s an old clip why would they chose a section where he barely moves at all if they want to fake him being alive. 2) if it is a deep fake, again why not animate him more to make no doubt? 3) dude has no ticks or other movements besides his breathing. 4) appears to have a pillow behind him that has a weird vibration to it. Could be shitty compression artifacts.


WillsonT

Why even bother at all? Why would I care what my opponents are saying? If he's alive, he's alive, if he's dead you wouldn't want anyone to know anyway and then you'd have to make a convincing video if you start a habit of making counter proof. Just say nothing and don't react.


Hinterwaeldler-83

It‘s the shitty Russian version of the golden throne of the Emperor in 40k.


[deleted]

He looks totally not dead. Yep.


WPGSquirrel

Krusty has a bad back and lost his voice, so he won't be saying anything or doing anything.


No-Pin5463

Um sorry for asking but what's the context behind this.


OwerlordTheLord

Supposedly he got blown up. Russia released a weird video of a zoom call where he just unmoving and staring, to prove he’s alive.


Aedeus

This feels like it's just a bunch of stills from previous meetings mashed together by AI.


[deleted]

I think he’s in a bed?


pbaagui1

Bro is having panic attack


EARL_GAYY

My ears have cancer now, thank you!


_Warsheep_

I don't understand Russia. If he's actually still alive he is likely in hospital. Just admit that and then say something about how he is still doing his heroic duty for the motherland from his hospital bed or whatever. You could still put out this weird video and people would be far less suspicious. Sure he looks a bit weird, but he's in hospital. You would explain it away with that he just got hit by a missile and is probably on painkillers. But recovering and soon back on full duty or whatever you want to claim. By saying hes totally fine and definitely still alive. Trust us. And then putting out this video it just looks like he's definitely dead and they did a poor animating job on a photo of him. If he's uninjured and just fine they would have put out a video of him having a short speech how the evil Ukrainian regime needs to be punished for this attack or something like that. Since that hasn't happened he is either dead or heavily injured.


STUGIII4life

What we don't see is the a bit too low placed LUCAS device going to town on that man's chest to keep his blood pumping


TeilzeitOptimist

Yeah something, seems off.. The breathing looks exaggerated, for someone sitting still and not talking. While the face is not moving at all. And there is a weird colour change on his neck. It does look like the face/head is just added onto that body.


Knightm16

Oh there's a pillow. I guess he really was just sleeping.


ThePrimordialTV

I’m almost certain this is just 20 frames being played forwards and backwards over and over


_ALL_WHITE_

Someone pls make a Fnaf edit of this


butthole_destoryer69

anyone here can provide the source for this video without making tones of accusation based on this obviously speeded up video


Curiouso_Giorgio

Can we check if everyone was on white chairs in any previous videos of a conference? He's definitely pushed up against his chair/pillows more than the other attendees.


Curiouso_Giorgio

His facial expression doesn't look dead to me. It's not relaxed the way dead people's faces usually are. But that chest movement doesn't look like breathing, either. It looks like it's external.


Kev84n

He's just trying to get toned up for the afterlife, legit looks like one of those electrical muscle stimulation things.


Curiouso_Giorgio

Or just somebody's palm on his belly pushing upwards rhythmically.


eviLocK

A Russian mummy!


VitaminRitalin

*tick tock, heavy like a brinks truck, looking like I'm tip top*


antuan_ha

Nobody breathing like that


[deleted]

is he blinking i cant tell


Arrow_of_time6

Totally not paralyzed


jrbobdobbs333

What is the screeching noise?


TeilzeitOptimist

Shoigus speed up speech I guess. Should have disabled sound when fast forwarding. But atleast one indication how fast the tape rolls without a timestamp


Turtledonuts

Hmm, note that we can't see any of his limbs. Can he walk still? Does he still have two hands? can he still piss standing up? *Maybe*?


[deleted]

I think Is alive, but i also think that he Is now some type of vegetable


Imnomaly

Dude is seething


GeneralKiwi19

Yo why he got the Phyrexian symbol next to him?


dlec1

Weekend at Bernie’s 3 is out


AccomplishedBat8731

So his mouth doesn’t open and his breathing look like hyper ventilation. Why aren’t his arms moving in the video?


Sir_Trncvs

Huh,i thought he was getting some glucc glucc under the desk🤔


Someonenoone7

This video is omnidirectional sus


Name_notabot

Midnight have arrived in the black sea fleet hq, Viktor Sokolov breathed his last. Remain calm The admiral endures Moskva Lives The Black Sea Fleet shall endure There is much to be done


Stravinskysdog

Username checks out