He's returned from his work in Africa and the Caribbean. Mother Base is fully operational and he's returned to settle the score. He's the man who sold the world.
And it all devolves into a big melee until there's only Putin and Prigozhin in a slapfight that is then stopped by an Ukrainian drone exploding them both.
You don't understand how much I'd give to see Putin and Prigozhin fight in the middle of Red Square... Someone please mod a fighting game to make that happen. Bonus points if you can rip Lenin's Arm off and use it as a weapon.
In a surprising move, Pringles regains control of the Internet Research Agency and psy ops Russians into removing Putin with an actual democratic election instead of fucking with everyone else’s elections
Pringles drives to Moscow with waving flags, the entire Russian army does nothing an only 1 kilometer before moscow he stops his coup because Winni Puh called. Wagner II gets integrated in the Russian Army and Pringles dies by some bizarre accident...
But then
Well, as far as I know, the headline "Ukraine spy chief believes Prigozhin is still alive,..." is not even close to what was said. Budanov did say that there is no evidence for his death and that he doesn't want to draw unnecessary conclusions.
Quote:
>"I am not saying that he is dead or alive. I'm saying that there is no evidence that he is dead," Budanov replied.
Budanov is the chief spook in Ukraine. He's going to say what he has to say to play the intelligence game in a war. Like when he was saying Putin was terminally ill and had a year, year and a half to live tops. That was a year and a half ago and Putin is still fine for his age.
That's not a jab against him, either. Ukraine is at war and they'd be stupid to be 100% transparent and 100% honest. So they're going to do stuff like inflate Russian KIA numbers by about 40% plus DOW estimates, not talk extensively about military mistakes, and start a rumor that Putin is dying of butthole cancer.
It's seems that what he's saying is something like " We don't have pictures of his corpse and don't an undisputable proof he was in the plane so he has 99,9999% chance of being dead but there's still 0,0001% chance that he isn't"
I mean Budanov would also benefit by planting a seed of doubt and sowing discord, even if he had Pringles' heart in a glass jar of embalming fluid with the DNA sequence confirmation taped to the side.
>"I am not saying that he is dead or alive."
GD is this arc this going to cumulate in a Shordinger's Pringles event..
I got to tell you this cinematic universe has gone to far this time.
The CIA is training him and his most loyal troops (Top men ! i repeat TOP MEN !) to make a successful coup, it won't come back to bite us in the ass in the future this time trust me.
"and then, after everything is done we will move in, you will "disappear" with a new identify in a country of your choosing with a few gratuidous items, and dont worry about ukrainian attempts on your life, we will make sure they wont find you"
Yes Mr President, that is correct — after gaining power following the Run to Moscow II: Super Magic Coup, Pringles appears to have dispersed the Russian Nuclear Stockpile.
No sir. As in they’re gone… they’re all gone…
No, not disarmed, they… Mr President — we must assume statistically 1 in every 2,000,000 humans now has a thermonuclear warhead.
PAL? Uhh so when Pringles dispersed them, he appears to have included a sticky note with the relevant PAL code on each one.
You’d like me to personally [REDACTED] every single [REDACTED] at the CIA? Not a problem, Mr President.
EDIT — Pro tip, don’t try to calculate Russian Nuclear Bomb per Capita until you finish waking up.
**Ubiquitous Pringles-Dispersed Omnipresent Guarantee of Mutually Assured Destruction**
#U P D O G M A D
Or, the simpler **Ubiquitous Pringles-Dispersed Option of Gigaboom**
#U P D O G
I want my happy ending of him making another video where he is screaming the same exact shit, but he is in a helicopter full of explosives that is about to crash into the Kremlin.
Based on the amount of flak I get when I merely suggest the evidence surrounding his disappearance is flimsy, I would not be surprised.
I'd bet my life savings *some* fuckery was involved
Nah, surely the official story ("They were high on crack and threw grenades at each other for fun and eventually one of them unexpectedly exploded") is the real one
The fuckery comes into play once you realize that not only did that jet explode - it was likely shot down by an S-400 operational in Moscow.
Now there's two ways to process this information
1 - The first confirmable S-400 shootdown was a Russian civilian airliner
2- Putin let Ukrainian drones hit the Kremlin so that Prigorzhin would have minimal faith in the system and thus not be worried when Putin tried something devious - making his assassination that much easier
Here's my version of a smart play step by step:
1: create the internet research agency to troll the west and influence elections
2: use your social media research to determine the approximate time of a civil uprising
3: hatch a plan with your boss to fake your death, squash the uprising, hand over your military assets, and retire in peace
If he was smart he would have done that
It would make sense
Prigozhin pissed off Putin with the wanger insurrection
Then he fly from Moscow to St. Petersburg, there were 2 planes. I wouldn’t put it past him to he was on the passenger list of one plane and went with the other
Also as far as my dumbass knows only Russia confirmed his death, no international team got to confirm his death and we all know Russia tends to lie a lot
TL:DR he’s alive
Since the body is basically unrecoverable, we can live our entire lives claiming he's somewhere out there, and there won't be a way to disprove that. Which is my favourite part of the incident
Why announce he's dead unless they knew he was dead?
If you think allowing him to live would erode putins power, imagine a clear assasination attempt where russia announced they killed him and then he just pops up and says "guess again motherfucker!"
Putin failing to kill pringles and then lying about it would erode his power even more.
Except it’s well known that Putin and pringles were buddies. Pringles also never once directly criticized Putin, only gerasimov and Shoigu. I don’t think it’s too tin foil hat conspiracy theory to believe he cut a deal with Putin to get “killed” and get to live somewhere else forever.
the dude's private army shot down a fucking airborne command post
there was no deal. if he's not dead it's due to Russia's weaponized incompetence
frankly I'd guess Putin had nothing to do with the hit, that it was Shoigu taking out a rival
Maybe. I find it hard to believe Shoigu would shoot him down without Putin approving it. Again, I’m fully aware this is a conspiracy but it wouldn’t totally shock me.
**NCD**: I saw your jet blow up!
**Prigozhin**: The jet? We were never in the jet! We designed the damn thing, didn't we?
**Wagner dude 1**: We were hidden in the first booster fuel to separate - splashed down back in the Atlantic, just as planned.
**Prigozhin**: We ain't going nowhere!
**Wagner dude 2**: Yeah, no one's exiling us!
**Prigozhin**: The Wagners are staying right here. We're gonna help you win this war!
**Putin**: Prigozhin, all I ever wanted was the survival of our race; you must realize why I had to betray you…
**Prigozhin**: You didn’t betray me, you betrayed yourself. *Loads shotgun with malicious intent*
**Putin**: NO PRIGOZHIN!!!
I don't even believe that he is fucking dead in the first place. Pringle death is fabricated by Ruzz Psyop to reduce future insurrections. He is still somewhere lurking around in his dacha or picking up soap in siberia prison at worst for voicing against daddy pootin
When history witnesses a great change, Razgriz reveals itself... first, as a dark demon. As a demon, it uses its power to rain death upon the land, and then it dies. However, after a period of slumber, Razgriz returns, this time, as a great hero.
Pringles returning from the dead has been on my 2024 bingo card ever since his private jet "mysteriously fell apart in mid air". He had another private jet flying just behind which did a rapid U-turn after this "accident" ... Faking his own death is absolutely something he would do.
This summer, I hope we get a successful run at the final road trips to end all road trips to Moscow.
How important is Pringles?
Putin must have some kind of inner circle of people who matter a lot because they help Putin hide his money. Is Pringles part of that inner circle? If not, he is very much expendable.
It's perfect. Psyop the Russians into believing hes really still around so bad that they panic and start redeploying troops all around the country to find him
He's returned from his work in Africa and the Caribbean. Mother Base is fully operational and he's returned to settle the score. He's the man who sold the world.
bro got that whole venom prigozhin arc done💀
Does that mean Snake is a Russian SAM Operator?
Hold on. I will need to replay games 1-3, read the guide book for 5 and look through the game manual of 4 to confirm
I'll see you in about 4 years then. Godspeed.
His base looks like a giant Pringles tube I bet. Question is, what flavour?
Sour Cream and Onion. Just like his attitude after his presumed death.
He made us all assume he was BBQ
I am dissapoint
More like salt and vinegar
Paprika
[Punished Pringles a hotdog vendor reborn.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3osRK607kpE)
"Z has come to."
The man who sold the Vozyd
Someone set them up the bomb
who are belong to all the base though ?
We’d have to ask Solovyov I guess
Haven’t heard that in a while
I’m takin’ it back
we get signal
who are belong to all the base though ?
Who will take the role of Quiet?
The german lady who supports russia "for peace". (Sarah Wagenknecht)
That is way too accurate
“P has come to.” Now the Ghost of Kiev is gonna have to beat two of him
Played us like a damn fiddle!
I honestly want Pringles alive just for the Metal Gear Solid memes that would generate.
Don't give me hope
The only way it would give me hope is if he makes another mad dash to Moscow and follows through this time.
And it all devolves into a big melee until there's only Putin and Prigozhin in a slapfight that is then stopped by an Ukrainian drone exploding them both.
Latest Jack Ryan book be like
Shit, I'd read.
You don't understand how much I'd give to see Putin and Prigozhin fight in the middle of Red Square... Someone please mod a fighting game to make that happen. Bonus points if you can rip Lenin's Arm off and use it as a weapon.
Putin is a poisoner; he'll Feyd-Rautha Pringles.
I'd pay for this, make it an entire game
In a surprising move, Pringles regains control of the Internet Research Agency and psy ops Russians into removing Putin with an actual democratic election instead of fucking with everyone else’s elections
Pringles drives to Moscow with waving flags, the entire Russian army does nothing an only 1 kilometer before moscow he stops his coup because Winni Puh called. Wagner II gets integrated in the Russian Army and Pringles dies by some bizarre accident... But then
"But wait, there's more" Pringles son becomes leader of wagner
#HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
Either that or they Caesar assassination him with every member of Putin’s camp stabbing him with shovels
Meanwhile frontlines are boring drag of episodes and plot is split between three arcs this season needs some good reveal.
considering how that guy was incapable of shutting the fuck up, I'd put money on him being on that plane that got shot down.
Somehow Pringle returned
Venom Pringles 💀
They played us like a damned fiddle!
>*Waaa-haaa^AAAAAAAA!* #(#ﾟДﾟ)
Punished Pringles
Yeah, you already said it you hack fraud
They cloned him or something idk I haven't watch the sequel trilogy
I swear this reality has the worst writers. The book was better.
The anime got adapted before the manga was complete
Just like Game of Thrones
Pringles Skywalker
Kathleen, is that you??
Well, as far as I know, the headline "Ukraine spy chief believes Prigozhin is still alive,..." is not even close to what was said. Budanov did say that there is no evidence for his death and that he doesn't want to draw unnecessary conclusions. Quote: >"I am not saying that he is dead or alive. I'm saying that there is no evidence that he is dead," Budanov replied.
The daily express making shit up??? Who could have foreseen!!!
Why would Meghan Markle do this? On the eve of Kate's anniversary no less!
In fairness as long as it makes Putin and his cronies checking their Vodka stash in their closets for Pringles I’m fine with media exaggeration
HE WOULDN'T BE CAGY IF HE WASN'T HIDING SOMETHING! PRINGLES IS ALIVE AND ORCHESTRATING UKR STRIKES DEEP IN RUSSIA CONFIRMED!!!!!
AND TUPAC IS ALIVE IN SERBIA!!!
JFK is just chillin in South africa
He's in great shape for being 107 years old, tbh.
Lincoln is now prime minister of Atlantis
Budanov is the chief spook in Ukraine. He's going to say what he has to say to play the intelligence game in a war. Like when he was saying Putin was terminally ill and had a year, year and a half to live tops. That was a year and a half ago and Putin is still fine for his age. That's not a jab against him, either. Ukraine is at war and they'd be stupid to be 100% transparent and 100% honest. So they're going to do stuff like inflate Russian KIA numbers by about 40% plus DOW estimates, not talk extensively about military mistakes, and start a rumor that Putin is dying of butthole cancer.
That's still implying that he may be alive, or Ukrainian intelligence is garbage, which we have seen do some impressive stuff...
It's seems that what he's saying is something like " We don't have pictures of his corpse and don't an undisputable proof he was in the plane so he has 99,9999% chance of being dead but there's still 0,0001% chance that he isn't"
I mean Budanov would also benefit by planting a seed of doubt and sowing discord, even if he had Pringles' heart in a glass jar of embalming fluid with the DNA sequence confirmation taped to the side.
Budanov fed Prigozhin's heart to the frog.
[🇩🇪🇱🇪🇹🇪🇩]
>"I am not saying that he is dead or alive." GD is this arc this going to cumulate in a Shordinger's Pringles event.. I got to tell you this cinematic universe has gone to far this time.
The CIA is training him and his most loyal troops (Top men ! i repeat TOP MEN !) to make a successful coup, it won't come back to bite us in the ass in the future this time trust me.
"and then, after everything is done we will move in, you will "disappear" with a new identify in a country of your choosing with a few gratuidous items, and dont worry about ukrainian attempts on your life, we will make sure they wont find you"
Yes Mr President, that is correct — after gaining power following the Run to Moscow II: Super Magic Coup, Pringles appears to have dispersed the Russian Nuclear Stockpile. No sir. As in they’re gone… they’re all gone… No, not disarmed, they… Mr President — we must assume statistically 1 in every 2,000,000 humans now has a thermonuclear warhead. PAL? Uhh so when Pringles dispersed them, he appears to have included a sticky note with the relevant PAL code on each one. You’d like me to personally [REDACTED] every single [REDACTED] at the CIA? Not a problem, Mr President. EDIT — Pro tip, don’t try to calculate Russian Nuclear Bomb per Capita until you finish waking up.
How can you become one of the lucky 1 in 2,000,000?
Check your dms bro I got you
MMAD - Massively Mutually Assured Destruction
**Ubiquitous Pringles-Dispersed Omnipresent Guarantee of Mutually Assured Destruction** #U P D O G M A D Or, the simpler **Ubiquitous Pringles-Dispersed Option of Gigaboom** #U P D O G
So that's what updog is
How do you ensure every human is nice to each other? Give ‘em all nukes. No one starts shit if everyone’s got a deadman switch.
Pretending like most of them are still viable... truly NCD.
so .... beware of a plane going to NYC in 2040s with Russians onboard ?
Oh god please let this be true it would be so fucking funni
Nah they're cleaning up loose ends. Bay of Pigs II: Bay of Orcs
Not again. This is like the 4th time now.
This film is dedicated to the brave Wagner fighters of Russia
Are the rest of his troops being trained into bottom men?
Yo, Punished Prigozhin?
A man betrayed by his homeland.
They call me the Betrayer... But in truth, it was I who was betrayed!
A Man denied his Ammunition.
I want my happy ending of him making another video where he is screaming the same exact shit, but he is in a helicopter full of explosives that is about to crash into the Kremlin.
It's 2024 ... A tactical nuke in a duffle bag feels a little more fitting.
I never specified what kind of explosives, did I ?
Let me be honest we really gonna be surprised
Based on the amount of flak I get when I merely suggest the evidence surrounding his disappearance is flimsy, I would not be surprised. I'd bet my life savings *some* fuckery was involved
Nah, surely the official story ("They were high on crack and threw grenades at each other for fun and eventually one of them unexpectedly exploded") is the real one
Of course expirienced military veterans would throw grenades at each other for fun how are you saying putin would assasinate his rivals?
The fuckery comes into play once you realize that not only did that jet explode - it was likely shot down by an S-400 operational in Moscow. Now there's two ways to process this information 1 - The first confirmable S-400 shootdown was a Russian civilian airliner 2- Putin let Ukrainian drones hit the Kremlin so that Prigorzhin would have minimal faith in the system and thus not be worried when Putin tried something devious - making his assassination that much easier
The smart thing would have been to preemptively fake your death and then go into permanent exile.
Here's my version of a smart play step by step: 1: create the internet research agency to troll the west and influence elections 2: use your social media research to determine the approximate time of a civil uprising 3: hatch a plan with your boss to fake your death, squash the uprising, hand over your military assets, and retire in peace If he was smart he would have done that
10D chess maybe
They expect one of us in the wreckage brother. /s
Have we started the FIRE?
We gotta gaslight the whole of Russia into thinking he’s alive
I gaslit myself into thinking he's alive
PRIGOZHIN 2!!
It would make sense Prigozhin pissed off Putin with the wanger insurrection Then he fly from Moscow to St. Petersburg, there were 2 planes. I wouldn’t put it past him to he was on the passenger list of one plane and went with the other Also as far as my dumbass knows only Russia confirmed his death, no international team got to confirm his death and we all know Russia tends to lie a lot TL:DR he’s alive
Since the body is basically unrecoverable, we can live our entire lives claiming he's somewhere out there, and there won't be a way to disprove that. Which is my favourite part of the incident
*Osama Bin Laden has entered the chat*
Why announce he's dead unless they knew he was dead? If you think allowing him to live would erode putins power, imagine a clear assasination attempt where russia announced they killed him and then he just pops up and says "guess again motherfucker!" Putin failing to kill pringles and then lying about it would erode his power even more.
If they didnt annouce it , it would literally be "we shot down random plane thinking this dude is there"
No they would keep the same cover story as before and just not mention pringles wasn't on the plane. Hell it might not even make the news.
Except it’s well known that Putin and pringles were buddies. Pringles also never once directly criticized Putin, only gerasimov and Shoigu. I don’t think it’s too tin foil hat conspiracy theory to believe he cut a deal with Putin to get “killed” and get to live somewhere else forever.
the dude's private army shot down a fucking airborne command post there was no deal. if he's not dead it's due to Russia's weaponized incompetence frankly I'd guess Putin had nothing to do with the hit, that it was Shoigu taking out a rival
Maybe. I find it hard to believe Shoigu would shoot him down without Putin approving it. Again, I’m fully aware this is a conspiracy but it wouldn’t totally shock me.
2023: Wow I sure was full of noncredible bullshit. 2024: You ain't seen noffing yet.
*We passed upon the stair*
*And spoke of was and when*
*although I wasn’t there*
*he said I was his friend*
*which came as a surprise*
*I spoke into his eyes*
*I thought you died alone*
*a long long time ago*
*a long long time ago*
Punished pringle
**NCD**: I saw your jet blow up! **Prigozhin**: The jet? We were never in the jet! We designed the damn thing, didn't we? **Wagner dude 1**: We were hidden in the first booster fuel to separate - splashed down back in the Atlantic, just as planned. **Prigozhin**: We ain't going nowhere! **Wagner dude 2**: Yeah, no one's exiling us! **Prigozhin**: The Wagners are staying right here. We're gonna help you win this war!
**Putin**: Prigozhin, all I ever wanted was the survival of our race; you must realize why I had to betray you… **Prigozhin**: You didn’t betray me, you betrayed yourself. *Loads shotgun with malicious intent* **Putin**: NO PRIGOZHIN!!!
Are we going to just forget about the jet that went to Azerbaijan at the same time.
Fucking Pringles will emerge from the woods like Gandalf the White.
emerge from the hot dog cart
The one aging bold man that whispers to every NCDer in their sleepless nights.
I don't even believe that he is fucking dead in the first place. Pringle death is fabricated by Ruzz Psyop to reduce future insurrections. He is still somewhere lurking around in his dacha or picking up soap in siberia prison at worst for voicing against daddy pootin
Cyber enhanced pringle
Priogzhin Smasher
[Time to play this song again](https://youtu.be/IU2wBKoDOzg?feature=shared)
Pringles pulled a Bane lol #Crashing this plane with no survivors
*they expect one of us in the wreckage brother*
Obviously Trumps VP pick if true
Every time I see his face, I’m reminded of what could have been…
He'll return as Darth Pringles, more dangerous and powerful than ever before...
Blud thinks he’s William afton
"I always come back"
This has been my crackpot theory since the crash. And here I was about to lose hope
"Can't let god do all the work" - Yevgeney 'Joshua' Graham
That charred corpse did look a bit fake.
Serious question, who still watched this show after the first 4-5 seasons?
Looks like he won his gulag
"They expect one of us in the wreckage brother"
RIP. If Shoigu and Gerasimov had just told him where the ammo was they would have been halfway to Berlin by now
Russian Telegram would literally go fucking crazy if this guy was alive
>Death can have me when it earns me. -Pringles, 2024
If pringles came back and couped Poodles this sub would have some fucking fire memes tho.
Kept you waiting huh?
Lazy scriptwriting, smh
they tried to stop pringles. But they should have known. Once you pop the fun don't stop.
When history witnesses a great change, Razgriz reveals itself... first, as a dark demon. As a demon, it uses its power to rain death upon the land, and then it dies. However, after a period of slumber, Razgriz returns, this time, as a great hero.
Honestly I hope he’s alive because bros gonna be out for blood
SHOIGU! GERASIMOV! … I’m back. And I’m here for my *FUCKING ARTILLERY*
song?
We will never run out of Priggy content.
You guys can't imagine how genuinly happy I am to know Prigo is still breathing
Non-credibly Greatest comeback story ever in modern history IF TRUE 😂😂😂😂
What is the song?
nafo/ofan fact check?
Pringles returning from the dead has been on my 2024 bingo card ever since his private jet "mysteriously fell apart in mid air". He had another private jet flying just behind which did a rapid U-turn after this "accident" ... Faking his own death is absolutely something he would do. This summer, I hope we get a successful run at the final road trips to end all road trips to Moscow.
u/RecognizeSong
I unironically want him to be alive so he can finish his Moscow Thunder Run.
Song?
What if the one who died was Venom Pringles! The real Big Pringles return!!!
aw hell naw we got Zouter Heaven coming up
He better have a shrapnel horn and an eyepatch or I’ll kill him again.
Whats this movie/series?
Please, i Miss pringles
How important is Pringles? Putin must have some kind of inner circle of people who matter a lot because they help Putin hide his money. Is Pringles part of that inner circle? If not, he is very much expendable.
God please let this be true it would be so hilarious
[удалено]
If it wasn’t all so tragic, I would say the Pringles arch was comedy.
Lazarus project. They will resurrect him like cmdr shepherd. Which means the reapers are coming. Dear God.
Outer heaven is real??
Even if he did live, why would that mean he'll return at all, and not live the rest of his life in secrecy 🙃
I kinda hate how that smart zombie shit went nowhere
It's perfect. Psyop the Russians into believing hes really still around so bad that they panic and start redeploying troops all around the country to find him
so did they just say fuck it and missile'd his jet? just like that? nice dictatorship
u/savevideo
Hot Dog 2: Beef Frank Edition.
I’ve just realised that whoever those white guys are (I haven’t watched walking dead) look like the stig
TWD ❤️
What cannot kill me only makes me more memey
Bro is Big Boss 😭🙏
u/savevideobot
I miss him too bros
Punished Pringles
he isn't dead
V has come to.
He’s like a video game boss that comes back stronger after you get his health bar down to zero.