"Talk to me Goose"
"Brace yourself, launching ASAT in 3..2..1"
"GOOSE WHAT THE FU-"
*Missile roars*
>RIP Pete Mitchell
"Was a real chad"-- Cdr. Mike Metcalf
Fuck it, the US should mount that whole Spinlaunch thing to multiple B2s side to side and use it to fire polished rocks to enemy satellites RRRRAAAAGGHHH
Back in the early 2000s, we called it the DREAD weapon system
https://defensereview.com/world-exclusive-video-dread-weapon-system-devastating-jam-proof-and-silent/
"Hey Ivan, your job today is to take down that new imperialistic satelite with the help of our new cheap and affordable amunition!"
"But Igor....I dont see any missiles, TOWs or such here?"
"Yeah....About that..."
During the 9/11 attacks the air national guard scrambled two f-16s into the air with no armaments. If flight 93 hadn't gone down from the passengers retaking the plane the fighters were preparing to ram it to take it out of the sky. F-16 guided missile.
This is a real article. On the real internet. Yes, someone was high enough to believe it and actually write an entire blogpost on it.
Sauce: [https://malaysiamilitarypower.blogspot.com/2012/02/malaysia-tested-precision-accurate.html](https://malaysiamilitarypower.blogspot.com/2012/02/malaysia-tested-precision-accurate.html)
> https://malaysiamilitarypower.blogspot.com/2012/02/malaysia-tested-precision-accurate.html
What a paragraph.
>This a direct action from Selangor Mentri Besar Tan Sri Abdul Khalid Ibrahim claimed Wednesday that there is an attempt by certain quarters to sabotage the selangor state government over rubbish problems in housing areas. "A scenario, for instance, when the local authorities come and clear the afflicted area of rubbish; within a few hours this missile would fell right on top the collection centre. Which is why it appear as if we never take out any rubish!!" In order to complete an ASAT test before an expected cabinet ban took effect , the KEMENTAH determined to use the existing neighbour astrophysics satellite as a target, Just for shit and gigles.
Tan Sri -> Malaysian Federal title, second highest after Tun.
Abdul Khalid --> Given name, usually addressed in person as just Khalid, or Tan Sri Khalid in polite settings.
Ibrahim - Father's name. In official documentation, its usually written bin Ibrahim, (son of Ibrahim) Binti is daughter of. This part of the name is used to tell apart different Khalids if exists in a situation.
Malay Muslim and Indians are usually addressed in their given name and not surnames. Only the Chinese have family/clan names and are addressed with their surnames.
It is some sort of a 'joke' post..if you explore the blogspot there are some other 'ridiculous' posts as well. For example, [this unrealistic looking tank](https://malaysiamilitarypower.blogspot.com/2011/04/bapak-segala-tank-5000-bst5000-under.html?m=1)
You could cite that source for a college paper, if you had an assignment that had a relevant topic.
If I can get away with citing Wikipedia for certain assignments, you could definitely get away with citing THAT!
No joke, reading a Sci-Fi book right now and in the middle of a space combat chapter. Their side-arms are 1911 variants from the 2160`s.
As a fun side note their main weapon is a full-auto assault rifle that's setup for 20 gauge flechette rounds. And they somehow claim it wouldn't damage the interior of a spaceship.
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Just because you guys are far behind on our tech doesn't mean it's crazy propaganda. Our 3000 aircraft-shoulder-fired anti-satellite missiles will bring Singapore to its knees 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾
YOO THEY PHOTOSHOPPED IN MY FAVORITE MISSILE!!
Enter: AIM-95 Agile, the US Navy's R-73 circa 1977. Featuring -+165 degrees off-boresight targeting, a motor roughly comparable to an AIM-7F, no control fins, and thrust vectoring, this missile's extremely promising development was dropped in favor of the same god-damned missile design from the 50's with a newer seeker.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIM-95_Agile
This is like somebody reposting an article from The Onion and forwarding it to all their friends.
[https://pictr.com/images/2024/03/19/EtGTz5.png](https://pictr.com/images/2024/03/19/EtGTz5.png)
okay so do throw me into aviation fuel if I am wrong but that missile looks like a fucking Agile, it had the spiny thing on the lower part, how the fuck did they get old tech from the 70s-80s, it even predates the SRAAM
* takes a bong hit *
You know, they might be onto something.
* Takes another hit *
What happens if a fighter is chased by a bandit? All the missiles point forward, they can't shoot back.
Give the WSO a MANPAD, so he can open the canopy, stand up and pop that SoB.
In fact, let's make that the main armament of my new fighter, the F-36 'Defiant'
I tested my own Precision Accurate Light Active Targeting Anti Satellite Missile myself about 5 mins ago.
I was pissing in the toilet but I can call it whatever I want.
That’s their new missile in action!
See, it is so precise and accurate, it can penetrate and snip the bollocks off the weapons systems operator, thereby castrating the plane’s war fighting capabilities. And, it is humane, as it does not kill the the crew!
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"Talk to me Goose" "Brace yourself, launching ASAT in 3..2..1" "GOOSE WHAT THE FU-" *Missile roars* >RIP Pete Mitchell "Was a real chad"-- Cdr. Mike Metcalf
*God, he loved flying with you, Maverick...*
Fuck it, the US should mount that whole Spinlaunch thing to multiple B2s side to side and use it to fire polished rocks to enemy satellites RRRRAAAAGGHHH
Use the spinlaunch as propellers for the ac130. Then you can launch them up or down.
I am an engineer and this is viable
Back in the early 2000s, we called it the DREAD weapon system https://defensereview.com/world-exclusive-video-dread-weapon-system-devastating-jam-proof-and-silent/
lmao why am i even surprised
Back in the 1860s we called it the [Winans Steam Gun](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winans_Steam_Gun).
Lmao golfball ammo
If only spinlaunch was credible…
Balearic tribesmen proved the concept long ago, just hire one of them if it doesnt work
Fine, i‘ll allow it.
Rendezook 2.0
It clearly requires the canopy to be open for launch. The pilot shoulder launched it.
The WSO *IS* the anti-sat missile.
When you dont have ammo, you are the ammo type deal then?
The punishments they give dissenting Vatniks for criticizing glorious Russian fighter jet...... >!(/s)!<
"Hey Ivan, your job today is to take down that new imperialistic satelite with the help of our new cheap and affordable amunition!" "But Igor....I dont see any missiles, TOWs or such here?" "Yeah....About that..."
"Ivan.....you ARE the missile" *awkward silence* "Understandable, have a great life"
During the 9/11 attacks the air national guard scrambled two f-16s into the air with no armaments. If flight 93 hadn't gone down from the passengers retaking the plane the fighters were preparing to ram it to take it out of the sky. F-16 guided missile.
It’s FOX 5 obviously
This is a real article. On the real internet. Yes, someone was high enough to believe it and actually write an entire blogpost on it. Sauce: [https://malaysiamilitarypower.blogspot.com/2012/02/malaysia-tested-precision-accurate.html](https://malaysiamilitarypower.blogspot.com/2012/02/malaysia-tested-precision-accurate.html)
> https://malaysiamilitarypower.blogspot.com/2012/02/malaysia-tested-precision-accurate.html What a paragraph. >This a direct action from Selangor Mentri Besar Tan Sri Abdul Khalid Ibrahim claimed Wednesday that there is an attempt by certain quarters to sabotage the selangor state government over rubbish problems in housing areas. "A scenario, for instance, when the local authorities come and clear the afflicted area of rubbish; within a few hours this missile would fell right on top the collection centre. Which is why it appear as if we never take out any rubish!!" In order to complete an ASAT test before an expected cabinet ban took effect , the KEMENTAH determined to use the existing neighbour astrophysics satellite as a target, Just for shit and gigles.
I’ve got the flu and I’m all hopped up on cough medicine, but that doesn’t make a lick of sense to me.
Dont worry buddy, it doesn't make sense to the rest of us either. Hope you feel better soon.
I'm recovering today as well. Something has been going around for the past few days and it's gnarly.
Fuck the article Your username intrigues me more Are you a real Nissan Skyline GT-R R34 and can I chat with you? Is Nissan Intelligence real?
If Nissan Intelligence is real, how would you explain the Renault merge and the resulting Big Altima Energy?
Well that's what you get when you have, in essence, [an overly popular thief as your CEO](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_Ghosn#)
Ahhh, I fondly remember my first stroke.
Malay rubbish missile 😳 tactically deploys rubbish in low income housing areas from space???
Its clearly a joke, like the name of the missile is called asam like bruh
Tan Sri Abdul Khalid Ibrahim --> he died some years ago too.
what is his name a combination chinese, indian/sanskrit, and arabic names? was the guy a result of orgy or something?
Tan Sri -> Malaysian Federal title, second highest after Tun. Abdul Khalid --> Given name, usually addressed in person as just Khalid, or Tan Sri Khalid in polite settings. Ibrahim - Father's name. In official documentation, its usually written bin Ibrahim, (son of Ibrahim) Binti is daughter of. This part of the name is used to tell apart different Khalids if exists in a situation. Malay Muslim and Indians are usually addressed in their given name and not surnames. Only the Chinese have family/clan names and are addressed with their surnames.
It could either be sour or stinky armpits
It is some sort of a 'joke' post..if you explore the blogspot there are some other 'ridiculous' posts as well. For example, [this unrealistic looking tank](https://malaysiamilitarypower.blogspot.com/2011/04/bapak-segala-tank-5000-bst5000-under.html?m=1)
So they're a MalayNCD?
Ts: Bapak(Father) Segala(of all) Tank
"PALAT ASAM" 🤣🤣🤣 Clearly this is a satirical news. I'm from Malaysia
At least whoever made that image found a rather obscure missile to use. It's a US Navy AIM-95 Agile.
You could cite that source for a college paper, if you had an assignment that had a relevant topic. If I can get away with citing Wikipedia for certain assignments, you could definitely get away with citing THAT!
A WWII "schräge musik" mount, but noncredible.
So what you are saying is that ejection seats are just Schräge-Kamikaze-Musik?
As technological complexity increases, arbitrary differences between "tool" and "weapon" decrease to irrelevancy.
Just do a fly-by shooting with a handgun.
Not just any handgun though, a 1911
I didn't even read this comment and I was already thinking about a 1911
Really, what else are you going to use to fire at another plane? I can literally think of nothing else.
No joke, reading a Sci-Fi book right now and in the middle of a space combat chapter. Their side-arms are 1911 variants from the 2160`s. As a fun side note their main weapon is a full-auto assault rifle that's setup for 20 gauge flechette rounds. And they somehow claim it wouldn't damage the interior of a spaceship.
Are they launching a missile out of the WSO seat?
Who needs them anyways
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Huh, I didn’t know the mods worked in the Malaysian Defense Ministry.
Just because you guys are far behind on our tech doesn't mean it's crazy propaganda. Our 3000 aircraft-shoulder-fired anti-satellite missiles will bring Singapore to its knees 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾
🇸🇬👬🇲🇾
Good response
This is some Pakistan Next Superpower shit.
Abu Hajaar launched the missile. “Good job but you roasted us too”
"Watch the backblast, you idiot." - Sun Tzu
There's a name I haven't heard in a bit.
YOO THEY PHOTOSHOPPED IN MY FAVORITE MISSILE!! Enter: AIM-95 Agile, the US Navy's R-73 circa 1977. Featuring -+165 degrees off-boresight targeting, a motor roughly comparable to an AIM-7F, no control fins, and thrust vectoring, this missile's extremely promising development was dropped in favor of the same god-damned missile design from the 50's with a newer seeker. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIM-95_Agile
Truly non-credible
Holy fuck they’re really bringing the PALATASM to bear if’s so over bros
3000 vls for fighter jets
What if Schräge Musik, but with missiles? -- some Malaysian blogger
***ACE Combat intensifies***
Ace combat 7 , skies known
That’s not even an RMAF camo.
This is like somebody reposting an article from The Onion and forwarding it to all their friends. [https://pictr.com/images/2024/03/19/EtGTz5.png](https://pictr.com/images/2024/03/19/EtGTz5.png)
Schräge Musik ASM VLS .
In Malaysia? I assume kratom, especially with Indonesian politics
Am from Malaysia. I have no idea, I'm a pre-university student.
I bet if they sell whatever they’re smoking to American drug users, they could probably afford the military their propagandists have wet dreams about…
War on Drugs--- Uncle Roger Edition Objective-- eliminate the white powder (MSG) trade
Kratom
okay so do throw me into aviation fuel if I am wrong but that missile looks like a fucking Agile, it had the spiny thing on the lower part, how the fuck did they get old tech from the 70s-80s, it even predates the SRAAM
Malaysian defence innovation weed hits different
As a Malaysian,i can confirm this is biased asf🗿👍🏻
We're high on a lot of things, just not ~~common sense~~ military knowledge
Get higher on exchange rate thx. Daddy wants a cheap garmin
The pilot has no cockpit canopy. THE PILOT HAS NO COCKPIT CANOPY
Ah, the Palatasm
Imagine the poor sod who has to fix the paint after that or you know, fix the fuselage
* takes a bong hit * You know, they might be onto something. * Takes another hit * What happens if a fighter is chased by a bandit? All the missiles point forward, they can't shoot back. Give the WSO a MANPAD, so he can open the canopy, stand up and pop that SoB. In fact, let's make that the main armament of my new fighter, the F-36 'Defiant'
I tested my own Precision Accurate Light Active Targeting Anti Satellite Missile myself about 5 mins ago. I was pissing in the toilet but I can call it whatever I want.
That’s their new missile in action! See, it is so precise and accurate, it can penetrate and snip the bollocks off the weapons systems operator, thereby castrating the plane’s war fighting capabilities. And, it is humane, as it does not kill the the crew!
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Why does Malaysia even need an anti Satellite weapon?
The lowest orbiting satellite is 104 miles above the surface of the earth