Ok, but, hear me out: what if Biden turns to the camera and smiles while saying “As a good international neighbor, we are lending our Ukrainian friends 3000 Aerogavins we have upgraded in secret.”?
NCD is just the warmongering, thermonuclear exchange provoking, nihilistic version of Camusian absurdism.
Just took a hundred years or so to come back around in vogue with a modern bent.
Second possibility, Biden announces, in the spirit of Pride month, that an untold number of bio engineered femboys supersoldiers are emerging on the shores of crimea as a pre Independence Day gift
Biden’s missing out on so many free votes not pandering to the NATOsexuals and “make NATO great again” crowd
Actually, should really embrace the latter so people will fuck off with this neo-isolationism as if they didn’t learn FUCK ALL from TWO WORLD WARS. While the third is around the corner with Russia/china/iran or at least proxies (til we economically starve them via Jew—-I mean globalism)
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If you have 30 Ford class carriers you will have to find 30 presidents who are worth naming them after.
Can you imagine the Royal Navy doing something that silly? *HMS Chamberlain*? *HMS Truss*?
My understanding is that ~50% of all active users on Reddit are from the U.S.
And at least a few years ago ~50% of all active users were also under 21 years of age.
i fairly frequently run into people on this sub who say they are in high school.
My reaction is always "dude there are graphic videos of people dying violent and horrible deaths on NCD all the time, please for your own sake go elsewhere."
I mean I’m in my 40s and grew up when Rotten.Com was a thing.
I deployed twice as part of OIF and still the most fucked up things I’ve seen were as a 13 year old on dial up internet on Rotten.Com and FacesOfDeath.
Better than being indoctrinated on /b/, while also being exposed to the same shit, but warped into pro Russian rhetoric.
Granted I wasn’t an obsessive channer and used reddit more back then which helped probably even these things out.
Do I have to remember all 24 individually or can I just remember them in aggregate?
EDIT - Also, I'm pretty sure I fucked up and remembered the Maine in there at least once.
War over political reasons is the suicide by cop for nuclear war. For those who desire to see the Divine Glow do her magic, but who don't have the stones to seek it out directly. So they keep inventing useless made-up reasons to poke each other, and hope that circumstances align one day.
Sure, keep hitting each other with sticks over this imaginary dotted line in the mountains. Send some strongly worded objections and draw some red lines. Who knows, maybe have another tumble over some penguins. That might do it. Today might be the day.
Grow a pair and launch already you cowards.
what's funny is that "Twilight of the Gods" shares a name with a *ton* of other things (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twilight_of_the_Gods)
among them a "aliens did it" history book by Erich von Daniken.
I was going to say that Cthulu has a terrible fate in store for the mods who ban that post. But, of course, Cthulu has a terrible fate in store for all of us, so it's all good.
Samuel B Roberts might have trouble establishing residency, having been a denizen of the South Pacific Trench for the last 80 some years.
Also, do we really need an even older candidate?
My post on the pinned message which might get me banned aside, I really do love rule 5 on here. Keeps this sub so chill despite it being full of bloodthirsty planefuckers.
Well yeah, we're all too foaming at the mouth about bombing Moscow/Beijing/Tehran/whoever else that we've rediscovered the common enemy, which is non-democratic governments.
I’ve been warned, I think twice, with 1-2 day bans. Both times it was because my dumb ass didn’t realize which sub I was replying to a comment on. Keep up the good work, this sub is great because of it.
What if in the middle of the debate, Biden rips off Trump's face revealing a robot made by Northrop Grumman and Trump then rips off Biden's face revealing a robot built my Lockheed Martin and the debate devolves into a battle between MIC bots?
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If you want to talk about politics reply under this comment so I can ban you. I'm too lazy to look through comment sections
Ok, but, hear me out: what if Biden turns to the camera and smiles while saying “As a good international neighbor, we are lending our Ukrainian friends 3000 Aerogavins we have upgraded in secret.”?
At that point the by-laws state the sub must be shut down.
Agreed. If that happens we have no more reason to exist, reality’s completely outplayed us
NCD is just the warmongering, thermonuclear exchange provoking, nihilistic version of Camusian absurdism. Just took a hundred years or so to come back around in vogue with a modern bent.
Second possibility, Biden announces, in the spirit of Pride month, that an untold number of bio engineered femboys supersoldiers are emerging on the shores of crimea as a pre Independence Day gift
"You fools! While you were busy repelling the amphibious femboy assault, the catgirls have parachuted into Rostov on Don."
“Outnumbered you say? Don’t worry, the catgirls have the ultimate distraction; Hatsune Miku.”
Half of Asia is gone the miku beam was misdirected
The Furry Flamethrower battalion is now behind enemy lines.
Cue the pig singing golden eye (Heard once and it stayed in my brain)
Biden’s missing out on so many free votes not pandering to the NATOsexuals and “make NATO great again” crowd Actually, should really embrace the latter so people will fuck off with this neo-isolationism as if they didn’t learn FUCK ALL from TWO WORLD WARS. While the third is around the corner with Russia/china/iran or at least proxies (til we economically starve them via Jew—-I mean globalism)
Sheikh Yusuf al-Delawari dropping an "Inshallah" last election cycle was an unfathomably based moment.
My brother in Allah, I can only hope he announces “military aid to Ukraine” as his sixth pillar.
What if he announces he is now nuclear capable?
What if he announces instead that Hunter is now nuclear capable?
Just the tip
tbh he is barely announcing capable
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The debate is stupid, vote me into power. I will triple the defense budget and we will have 30 ford class carriers and ten thousand f-35s.
A GAU-8 on every rooftop!
This guy is my nominee for secretary of infrastructure.
If you have 30 Ford class carriers you will have to find 30 presidents who are worth naming them after. Can you imagine the Royal Navy doing something that silly? *HMS Chamberlain*? *HMS Truss*?
We've had 63 kings and queens in total. It's free Royal Estate! (I'll see myself out).
Not all the carriers are named after Presidents. Some more MoH recipients would be cool
Ok , but good luck enforcing that pretty sure half this sub are Americans My heart goes out to the mods
My understanding is that ~50% of all active users on Reddit are from the U.S. And at least a few years ago ~50% of all active users were also under 21 years of age.
i fairly frequently run into people on this sub who say they are in high school. My reaction is always "dude there are graphic videos of people dying violent and horrible deaths on NCD all the time, please for your own sake go elsewhere."
Also there’s planes fucking for some reason
It's a very good reason, I assure you.
How else are new planes made??
I mean I’m in my 40s and grew up when Rotten.Com was a thing. I deployed twice as part of OIF and still the most fucked up things I’ve seen were as a 13 year old on dial up internet on Rotten.Com and FacesOfDeath.
hey now don't forget the greatest source of video media ever created, WORLDSTAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
Better than being indoctrinated on /b/, while also being exposed to the same shit, but warped into pro Russian rhetoric. Granted I wasn’t an obsessive channer and used reddit more back then which helped probably even these things out.
How else would they get the authentic internet experience we grew up with?
The fact I can run into the unsolicited opinion of a teenager online is a war crime that should be punishable by death.
I am Ukrainian This is literally one my most loved subs. Please post more f22 porn
Well, we've dealt with worse. But thank you
Thoughts and prayers.
That's most non-credible form of support known to man.
They don’t want those, they want dick.
Plugs and prayers.
Quick, while the mods are distracted by the politics feint, do some posting about the funni
Go ahead, try…
Is Dam posting legal?
Your flair summoned me
What happened to the first 23 Alamos?
Same fate as the first one
Well 24th times the charm?
Do I have to remember all 24 individually or can I just remember them in aggregate? EDIT - Also, I'm pretty sure I fucked up and remembered the Maine in there at least once.
We ignore the religion part of Rule 5 too much. Make it God Dam posting.
Damposting was legalized ages ago. We're not allowed to use nukes though.
What if either candidate mentions this subreddit by name?
Or uses the memes from this subreddit as campaign ads.
That would be credible
My favorite line in Pacific Crucible is: “War is the continuation of politics, except on noncredibledefense.” - Toll
War over political reasons is the suicide by cop for nuclear war. For those who desire to see the Divine Glow do her magic, but who don't have the stones to seek it out directly. So they keep inventing useless made-up reasons to poke each other, and hope that circumstances align one day. Sure, keep hitting each other with sticks over this imaginary dotted line in the mountains. Send some strongly worded objections and draw some red lines. Who knows, maybe have another tumble over some penguins. That might do it. Today might be the day. Grow a pair and launch already you cowards.
what's funny is that "Twilight of the Gods" shares a name with a *ton* of other things (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twilight_of_the_Gods) among them a "aliens did it" history book by Erich von Daniken.
Vote Cthulhu 2024!
Cthulu 2024 is still politics! Ban this man! Nothing about the rules confines the ban to mortal politics only!
I was going to say that Cthulu has a terrible fate in store for the mods who ban that post. But, of course, Cthulu has a terrible fate in store for all of us, so it's all good.
True equality in suffering!
That’s why he gets my vote!
This is a **Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho**-Sub, Sir!
Why choose the lesser of two evils?
The logical successor to Kony 2014
Why not zoidberg?
But what if they start arguing about how much of the Middle East to bomb
Then they should just ask us?
Yeah but what if they don’t want to bomb *all* of the Middle East
*glass
Take out proposal, cut the area by half, call it good.
If it works for King Solomon it works for me.
I am waiting for the modified MEMRI line "Of course I support LGBT - Let's go bomb Tehran!"
Too easy: all of it.
There’s only one right answer. If one doesn’t say “everything but Israel and (maybe) like Jordan” then all us single issue voters are set.
What if they talk about bombing 3GD? Surely that would be an exception, right?
Vote USS Samuel B Roberts 2024! Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
Samuel B Roberts might have trouble establishing residency, having been a denizen of the South Pacific Trench for the last 80 some years. Also, do we really need an even older candidate?
Not much older than the current candidates
If the USS Samuel B Roberts was a candidate in the 2024 US presidential elections, she would not be the oldest candidate on the ballot.
I'm sure it will be civil and nuanced discussion
But what if Biden authorizes activating his clone prigozhin army and orders a new thunder run on Moscow?
[THERE'S A BEAR IN THE WOODS...QUICK GET AN ATACMS!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPFttBF_Yuw)
My post on the pinned message which might get me banned aside, I really do love rule 5 on here. Keeps this sub so chill despite it being full of bloodthirsty planefuckers.
Well yeah, we're all too foaming at the mouth about bombing Moscow/Beijing/Tehran/whoever else that we've rediscovered the common enemy, which is non-democratic governments.
I’ve been warned, I think twice, with 1-2 day bans. Both times it was because my dumb ass didn’t realize which sub I was replying to a comment on. Keep up the good work, this sub is great because of it.
What if in the middle of the debate, Biden rips off Trump's face revealing a robot made by Northrop Grumman and Trump then rips off Biden's face revealing a robot built my Lockheed Martin and the debate devolves into a battle between MIC bots?
This post is a political bait.
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can we still debate mountain dew or monster flavors?
What about memes from the debates, are those allowed?
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Oh no, just not politics in my political meme sub