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Drake_the_troll

BRB, off to lead a cavalry charge across the plains of Ukraine (we're winning)


haughty-foundling

That's the *worst* euphemism for edging I've ever seen!


Fr33_Lax

And then... American Calvary?! Arrived!


Callsign_Psycopath

Fun fact. During the Revolution Kasimierz Pułaski tried to form a Lancer Corp in the US Army. So American Winged Hussars were this close.


Silv3rS0und

Pulaski was gigabased. It's no wonder so many streets are named after him.


toe-schlooper

Coolest shit that never happened


Chill_Commissar_07

We tried that once… “Into the Valley of Death rode the six hundred…”


wan2tri

(Un)fortunately it's more likely to be here, in the Philippines. The 26th Cavalry Regiment (Philippine Scouts) was technically a US Army unit but it also has Filipino soldiers (hence the Philippine Scouts designation) - they were the last American force to conduct a cavalry charge against an enemy until the Green Berets did so in Afghanistan in 2001. If you also read the official military history books from the [US Army Center of Military History](https://history.army.mil/html/bookshelves/collect/usaww2.html) you'll see the passages mentioning the 26th Cavalry have them always outnumbered yet always defeating most of the Japanese - including leading a cavalry charge against a Japanese armored column. It's going to be a..."return to where it once was" so to speak if US Army Cavalry units ever fight again here. Also, the 1st Cavalry Division was one of the units that landed during the Philippines campaign, even having a flying column to reach the capital as fast as possible, leading to the liberation of the UST prison camp for example.


LAXGUNNER

*insert fiddlers green here*


gerjan30

Tbf, modern cavalry is just tanks(heavy cavalry) ans attack helicopters(light cavalry).


tajake

The Stryker Battalions need sabers.


gundog48

DRIVE ME CLOSER SO I CAN HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!


tajake

Engaging fleeing troops with your machine gun is so uncivilized. Charging routing troops with sabers drawn? Never out of fashion.


Zamtrios7256

Have a guy pop out a window to stab people


Drake_the_troll

I will not hear this sacrilege


Pertu500

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9aCkgwlBYPE](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9aCkgwlBYPE) I came across it while watching YouTube shorts As someone who lives in Latin America I just don't know what my algorithm meant.


CIS-E_4ME

Virgin bronies VS Chad horse army


blending-tea

Uma Musume: Brigade's Pretty Derby


endergamer2007m

Smh western horse fuckers can't lead a cavalry charge against roman controlled Dacia like us Dobrogean horse fuckers


Uxion

If I am being fair, a disservice to the early bronies, amongst who have literally fought and died in Afghanistan. That said, these new bronies, I do not understand them.


Sine_Fine_Belli

Say hello to Tomoe Umari


27Rench27

Oh god okay I’m sorry for the politics, but my brain’s first thought was “since supposedly 3 entire South Americas are breaking into the US every year, the algorithm wants you to spread the word so they all sign up to defend Murica” Outside of that, I really have no idea how you got there lol


cybernet377

3000 caravans of south americans who are always an existential crisis for the border states right up until they actually arrive and it turns out they're just normal people who apply for asylum through the normal channels and want to become good patriotic Americans who pay their bills on time and file their taxes without errors.


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Nomus_Sardauk

> *and mostly perform jobs Americans refuse to do like picking fruit.* Yup, and even in case where it’s not the undesirable job they’re applying for, it’s the damn greedy bosses choosing to hire immigrants over native-born Americans because they know they can often get away with paying them far less for much more because they don’t know about the rights & legal protections workers are entitled to in the US, which the Bosses exploit to outright control & abuse them by threatening to have them deported.


Tactical_Moonstone

And besides, there is a way more effective measure at stopping illegal immigration: Slap the companies hiring illegal labour hard. Give them no reason to hire illegal immigrants. Guess what never happens.


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Tactical_Moonstone

It's the two buttons meme: 1. Stop all undocumented immigrants by banning employers from hiring them, including employers with shortfalls in critical jobs. 2. Document immigrants in critical jobs.


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OmegamattReally

> I came Mm me too.


SirNedKingOfGila

>America Key word here mate.


AmadeoSendiulo

Once her video was a paid one on the top lol


vbhjj65518

Another vtuber to add to the collection…


InnocentTailor

She is super-duper American.


Fewgel

And also running for president


SirLightKnight

…What’s her platform? I might yet be convinced.


Fewgel

https://twitch.tv/tomoeumari


DemonOfTheNorthwoods

Fun fact: Tomoe Umari is IRL a servicewoman serving in the Army.


Zachowon

I saw her billboard outside fort hood. Caught me by surprise. And yeah, she is an IRL service member because everytime something work related she has ti disappear. She also has to report other jobs...wonder how her chain feels.


mad-cormorant

If they're encouraging thirst traps like Lujan, they're probably using it as covert recruitment ads.


SirLightKnight

I meant her presidential platform but that helps too


TheSarcaticOne

Deleting Canada.


heavy_metal_soldier

Sign me up


I_did_a_fucky_wucky

Or [annexing](https://youtu.be/hG3uBgQmTnk&t=27s) it


TheSarcaticOne

No, she is very insistent on deleting it.


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

Good


Space_Gemini_24

[Manifest Destiny!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prkMdfG4bCA)


SirLightKnight

Say less


someperson1423

You know what, after that debate I'm down to give her a shot.


Sine_Fine_Belli

Say hello to Tomoe Umari The us army horse vtuber


Wingcommanderwolf01

What you are looking at is the cavalry of the 21st century. also anime horse girls make me feel funny.


Sine_Fine_Belli

Same here


BTechUnited

No comment.


dwehlen

I'll be in my bunk!


Peptuck

> also anime horse girls make me feel funny. Playing Arknights got me acting up whenever a Kazimierz woman appears.


AwesomePuppy42

Kazimierz woman? Hell nah, give me the golden Polish uncle (all the Nearls are awesome).


Peptuck

Nearl genes are best genes.


Sine_Fine_Belli

Say hello to Tomoe Umari The us army horse girl vtuber


Revolutionary_Gas585

i’m crying rn, this is so non credible


ShadeShadow534

The only non credible part is that the US doesn’t have her as the primary military recruiter


100pctDonkeyBrain

Horses have to be the worst military vehicles ever. They are difficult to transport, fueling takes a long time, and they are ridiculously fragile. Sometimes horses just straight up die for no apparent reason. Militaries all over world ditched horses as soon as they could. Plus cavalry men were insufferable assholes. Read history of any small arms procurement in late 1800's early 1900's and there will be always some horse guy bitching and moaning about how gun doesn't fit in horses ass or whatever they were doing. Fuck horses. But in like normal way, not degenerate bronie way.


LOLBaltSS

Hey, you! That's right, you stupid Kraut bastards! That's right! Say hello to Ford and General fuckin' Motors! You stupid fascist pigs! Look at you! You have horses! What were you thinking?


SirNedKingOfGila

Hahaha. It's completely true that the wehrmacht was mainly horse driven from the beginning of the war... But come on, Web, they weren't gonna be allowed to drive themselves home in their military vehicles at the end lol


AwkwardEducation

I made my ex-girlfriend watch Band of Brothers (and The Pacific) and managed to keep my quotation urges in check for like ¾ of the series... But then I shouted the **""LOOK AT YOU. YOU HAVE HORSES? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?"** at 100db. Lol


No_Cookie9996

Yes and No They are easier to transport than truck (they are often transported by one), they refuel slowly but need just some grain and lawn/meadow, but they are fragile and sometimes don't want to work


Rivetmuncher

>but need just some grain You know who could also eat that horse's grain? A whole platoon's worth of grunts!


Chadstronomer

You phrase it like is a con but if you think about it if you run out of food it's nice that your fuel is also edible. Ya know what you can't eat? Oil.


AnimeRoadster

Feeds you for the rest of your life tho


finder787

Big Agriculture don't want you to know this simple hack!


BrickSniper132

The hilarious bit was that period in the 20s and 30s where motorized vehicles where developed enough to be practical replacements for cavalry, yet militaries across the world just straight up said “nah, bro, we don’t want your armored cars and light tanks. Just give the horsies towed AT guns and *drive* them to the front line and we’ll be good”.


Stalking_Goat

It wasn't all just old cavalry officers cope though. [Early experiments in motorized units had a lot of problems and were very dependent on good roads.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transcontinental_Motor_Convoy) And there wasn't like a single day when those problems were solved, it was gradual technological advances not a clear break.


Rock-it-again

[LAUGHS IN SARGENT RECKLESS](https://youtu.be/NJhxBuLI-eE?si=gokbuwpFyYIMW24D)


ecolometrics

Well, horses can have better mobility over steep rough terrain but they are more of a pain logistically for larger armies to deal with. Additionally, procurement is a pain: you can either have too much or too little.


Meme_Theocracy

The fuck you just say about Sargant Reckless


echo11a

Ah, this is Tomoe Umari, a military tomboy horsegirl vtuber. She is, according to some sources, she's either in active aervice, or a former member of the military. She apparently also streams from her barrack, or at least did so for a while after her debut. Just a disclaimer though, I'm not certain that those info are 100% confirmed to be correct, so take them with a grain of salt.


TheSarcaticOne

She said she is currently in the army during some of her more recent streams so, unless she is lying for whatever reason, she is indeed still serving.


aerosol_aerosmith

Such a weird avenue of propaganda but I guess it works


AlphaMarker48

She's a buff Vtuber tomboy. She has definitely secured the hearts of some of the people on this sub. >!Not my oshi, though.!<


TheModernDaVinci

And is also aggressively American, which is a positive in my book.


seven_corpse_dinner

Damn, I'd like to hop in her saddle and smack her ass with a riding crop... FOR AMERICA!


Punished_Prigo

listen you fucking dorks, just sign a 3 year contract with the army that gets you a TS and then get out and go make 6 figures doing cool shit without a college degree. its easy and you freaks would love it.


cybernet377

> gets you a TS ...top surgery?


someperson1423

Top Secret clearance. It means Uncle Sam trusts you enough to let you know what happens when a mommy and a daddy F-35 love each other very much.


ApeStronkOKLA

It’s probably just as complicated of a process… 🫡


ChairForceOne

Top Secret. Clearance level. A lot of places like hiring ex-military with a clearance.


Raesong

Problem is I'm too old for military service, unless things go completely FUBAR and conscription is reinstated.


Black_Fox_027

I thought she said UwUmerica at first.


Absolut_Iceland

Oh good, I'm not the only one.


Plus-Departure8479

She ain't got enough tits to justify that amount of wiggle. And learn to enunciate and project your voice, soldier! Pvt. Potatoe can't hear you from the back!


DifferentAd7173

PSYOP ALERT!1!!!11! WE ARE GETTING DRAFTED


TankWeeb

Those abs tho hot damn


Sablesweetheart

Get in shape, learn your common tasks, bear true faith and allegiance, enlist today. Service guarantees citizenship.


Drtyler2

“Oh i wanna be in the cavalry, if they send me off to war”


OwlbertGaming

you are not immune to propaganda


FoxBastion

CIA IS AT IT AGAIN! THEY HAVE FINALLY DISCOVERED THE POTENTIAL OF V TUBER PROPAGANDA!


all_is_love6667

Today I searched "US foreign legion" and there are articles about it. I'm european, and honestly, I would join the US foreign legion.


mrdescales

Isn't that just the marines?


AvgasActual

How good is your Spanish? 😂


Revolutionary_Gas585

yup lots of people join the military for citizen ship our whole military is one big foreign legion


Uxion

Don't need a foreign legion if you are diverse enough \*Taps head\*


tanlorik

/r/NonCredibleVTubing is leaking again


Born2shit4cdtowipe

Gotta say, the VTuber military recruitment psy-op is not what I expected, but I may yet enlist at this rate.


Callsign_Psycopath

<>


Kazakhand

I would like to join us forces, but I don’t have green card sadly


sucker-for-thiccA1Cs

I’m 100% in as long as she’s got a massive horse wang


RichieRocket

dont you mean 100% on


krypanzer

MY AMERICAN OSHI 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲


Electricfox5

*\*Heavy Theodore Roosevelt breathing.\**


MrWaffleBeater

Don’t show this to Vaush.


Glass1Man

What the heck is wrong with her shirt pockets. Is the bandolier frictionless?


_far-seeker_

>Is the bandolier frictionless? Well, considering she's an animated character, yes... and similarly, the shirt pockets are drawn on as well. 😏


SirLightKnight

It’s fucking happening. *Red alert it is not a drill, the Army is adapting!*


ActuatorIndividual19

*I wanna be in the cavalry if they send me off to war*


sellerieee

Sadly I’m not American


RichieRocket

that doesnt mean you cant fight for America


sellerieee

I tried already in my country, they told me I will be most likely be unfit for duty due to chronic illness (I fall asleep very easily), I’m medicated and work perfectly normal but it’s still there. (I did not take a test, the dude told me what he thought would be most likely be my case) I don’t think that would be different from the US Damn, I would be happy to do anything. Even if it’s just as a mechanic or something like that.


RichieRocket

dont worry, most jobs help out some in a war, a cashier can help get food to the workers and the workers make ammo, the weapons, the tires and more for the military behind every good operation is a bunch of logistics, military and civilian


sellerieee

Yeah, I know. I’m just a sucker for heavy machinery and stuff that goes boom I guess xD


RichieRocket

I see the military is using Vtubers to help in the recruitment campaign now. Epic.


Sword117

i wanna be in the Calvary if they send me off to war....


SonofLeeroy

i wanna a good steed under me like my forefathers before,


twec21

>Protect the citizens of America Me, post debate: \*crashing glass\* # EVERYONE FOR THEMSELVES


SirPanmartheProtogen

SIR, YES, SIR!!! WHAT ARE YOUR ORDERS SARGE!


Kooky-Sort

Would… … … ….democratise her goddam life in gitmo


vasectomy-bro

🫡🫡🫡


thorazainBeer

Her hands on her hips not moving with those hips bothers the hell out of me.


faithfulheresy

This is really fun. XD


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AmadeoSendiulo

Pathetic US people falling to yet another IRS spy-op.


thellamasc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1V3JW4HeBs


MashedProstato

Not exactly a femboy, but I would still have sex with her.


Worried-Point-1858

u/SaveVideo


Argent_Dusk

u/savevideo


Wazzen

Honse


classic4real

u/savevideo


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

I understand the message


OfHouseLannister

this sounds like one of those 14 year old boys that would troll chris chan


xXSOVIET_UNIONXx

You guys didn't know but I'm drooling all over myself already.... 🥵🤤🥵🤤🥵🤤🥵🤤🥵🤤🥵


Chodeman_1

I've never been so close to enlisting


TheSarcaticOne

This popped in my feed while watching her stream in the background. The algorithm is indeed weird.


Kishandreth

The military doesn't want me. I am a bit of a psychopath, or maybe it's done out of love... but once the switch flips from normal everyday life to completely destroy anything that threatens my family or way of life.... I become a walking war crime. At least I can rest comfortably in the knowledge that if my inner demons are ever needed, then there is a good chance the US military will just not punish me for unleashing a righteous fury on our foes.


RichieRocket

its not a war crime when we win


Kishandreth

What I am personally willing to do in the event I must, checks all the boxes of the Geneva Suggestions. ;)


elyv297

lowkey wish i could hide these posts, this be embarassing.