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ForestFighters

What place fucked up this time?


BahnMe

Accidental launch of a rocket during an engine test Tianlong-3 [https://spacenews.com/chinese-rocket-static-fire-test-results-in-unintended-launch-and-huge-explosion/](https://spacenews.com/chinese-rocket-static-fire-test-results-in-unintended-launch-and-huge-explosion/)


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KeekiHako

Jesus Christ, was there a competition to find the worst possible rocket propellant or something?


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Dr_Bombinator

> Flox-70 - optimal oxidizer for regular RP-1, gives it near-hydrolox performance. What is it, you ask? 30% liquid oxygen, 70% liquid fluorine. I actually nearly had a stroke reading that. When liquid oxygen is a stabilizing agent, you seriously need to reconsider the chemistry you're performing.


AliKat309

or don't, just keep going further


Jason_Batemans_Hair

You and my grandfather would have gotten along. As a boy he was known for sneaking up on bulls and poking them with a sharpened stick - for fun! He became the town doctor but his nickname, "Shank", lasted his lifetime.


Tar_alcaran

Indeed, further away from the building where these madmen are working


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Dr_Bombinator

Probably [Hexanitrohexaazaisowurtzitane](Hexanitrohexaazaisowurtzitanehttps://www.science.org/content/blog-post/things-i-won-t-work-hexanitrohexaazaisowurtzitane), though I'm sure there's other Things I won't Work With that probably qualify


Fun_Police02

How do you know all of this very niche yet very interesting info?


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fuckredditbh

So you don't fuck planes like most people on this sub, you fuck rockets instead.


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Snoid_

Same. I have a great book, [Space Propulsion Analysis and Design](https://shop.spacetechnologyseries.com/ebooks/space-propulsion-analysis-and-design.html), that goes into stuff like that. My favorite exotic chemical propellant is metastable-Helium/Ammonia. Apparently, some European guys actually synthesized some, but apparently it's not very stable when it gets above 50k, although the specific impulse is supposed to be well over 1000 seconds.


Attaxalotl

WTF


Fun_Police02

Mild intrest?


LeadingCheetah2990

lol, the one ton spill of chlorine trifluoride holy shit who though shipping a literal ton of that stuff was a good idea. "the concrete was on fire" what a quote.


Taxington

That stuff can set asbestos on fire and make ice detonate. It's gloriously horrifying.


Nunu_Dagobah

You've also read the book "Ignition!" haven't you :D


Ohmedregon

Look up ignition! Very fun book


Kat-but-SFW

>Water suspension of uranium or plutonium salt, 20% enriched - atomic monopropellant for Nuclear Salt Water Rockets. Spicy


Absolut_Iceland

>Beryllium hydride - investigated by Energomash in the 1960s, as part of the RD-550 motor. Storeable, designed to use alongside hydrogen peroxide oxidizer, produces vacuum Isp in the 400 sec range, which is very nice for a storeable motor. So is this more or less effective at spreading cancer than those nuclear powered cruise missiles from SLAM/Project Pluto?


Tar_alcaran

Beryllium is mostly only toxic in long-term exposure, and creates an autoimmune disease in the lungs. That sucks, but it requires breathing in beryllium dust for a long time, so it really only happens to people who work in aerospace (and a few no-longer-relevant, or super obscure niche professions). Whereas spewing radioactive material across a few countries is very obviously and directly a fucking stupid idea.


hakdogwithcheese

ah yes, NSWR, chernobyl continuously for weeks at a time. Sea Dragon, where its engines are NSWRs, and it has multi-stage AJ260s using atomic sparkler solid boosters. for modest-sized rideshare missions into orbit around an Alderson disk


nYghtHawkGamer

"atomic sparkler solid booster" Maybe its just because I'm tired, but I don't find anything about Sea Dragon having atomic engines. I'd like to read more about that if you have a source.


Femboy_Lord

There's also one that proposed a tri-propellant engine using molten Lithium, *elemental Fluorine*, and hydrogen and that was pretty high up the list.


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Femboy_Lord

I know I just meant it never saw actual use on a rocket, still was a terrible, *terrible* idea.


Thue

What do you mean "terrible idea"? It sounds fun. From https://www.quora.com/What-is-liquid-fluorine-Could-it-be-used-to-make-rocket-fuel : > In terms of energy and reactivity liquid fluorine would be an EXCELLENT rocket oxidizer. However it is so aggressively reactive that most folks would prefer to use something “tamer”. About sixty years ago I got my first professional job - right out of college. The employer was called “Rocketdyne”. They had a little, crude laboratory on a hilltop just northwest of Canoga park. I was introduced to liquid fluorine by a professional worker who had a small fused quartz container with about a pint of liquid (cryogenic) fluorine in it. In his demonstration he squirted a stream of the liquid at the ground - it almost explosively reacted and burned a “gopher-hole” instantly wherever it hit. Next he directed a stream of the LF2 at a small tree branch - It instantly burned through the branch which then fell onto the ground. Everything that the LF2 touched was instantly obliterated with a large display of smoke and fire. Later the laboratory actually did build a small rocket motor and tankage to use LF2 as the oxidizer. The pure nickel propellant tanks and lines were carefully cleaned and dried and then “passivated” by passing dry nitrogen through them with gradually increasing amounts of fluorine. The motor was left overnight and the next morning the test was scheduled. The tanks were loaded - the appropriate alarms were sounded - we observers were secured in a blockhouse to view the test (through three inch thick windows). When the propellant valves were opened the first flow of liquid fluorine arrived at the test engine - it encountered some dew that had accumulated in the engine overnight. The dew instantly ignited which ignited the engine hardware that ignited the test stand etc. etc. We dogged down the doors, turned on a flow of compressed air to keep the flow going outward and sat it out. After the smoke cleared we all breathed a sigh of relief and walked back to the “office building”. I am sure that liquid lithium is just as fun. Reactive and corrosive.


Dpek1234

Im scared


Thue

Yes, I too am scared that we will never see those awesome molten Lithium, elemental fluorine, and hydrogen rockets again. It is a totally normal thing to be scared about.


Oleg152

Safety of the propellants for rockets is like barely even on the list. And the substances that are used... Kinda have to be on the ultra-spicy spectrum. Aka most rockets rely on the hypergolic reaction between oxidizer and fuel to start and keep going(aka self-ignition when mixed) with some very specific parameters: thrust, energy density, weight, ignition delay, temperature ranges etc. I recommend "Ignition" by Clarke. Pretty interesting read on the topic.


Icarus_Toast

Yeah, I was going to mention that hypergolics are standard across the industry. Kind of a necessary evil for spaceflight.


zekromNLR

Yeah, even rockets that use non-hypergolic propellants often use hypergolic ignition, by injecting a liquid that is hypergolic with liquid oxygen.


cinyar

>the worst possible rocket propellant or something? ...so there was this study called [project orion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propulsion\))


exus1pl

I highly recommend reading Ignition!: An Informal History of Liquid Rocket Propellants (freely available on the internet) as a great story of why rocket fuel is always fun stuff.


DOSFS

It has pro and con, the problem for someone like China who boast all the time how awesome they are at construction magaprojects from HSR to skyscappers somehow construct new launch site near the sea took them years and they just keep using those toxic propellant rockets with cold war era launch sites that will have a lot of villages on crossfire for shit and giggles cuz [But we warns them to evac! We clear!]. It just they didn't care, it seems.


Mini_Raptor5_6

The list of chemicals that are combustible and somewhat stable enough to be in a rocket is surprisingly long, but unsurprisingly, a lot of those things don't like things that are alive.


Attaxalotl

It came in close second to ClF3, which is much harder to store but doesn’t really do anything worse than set everything inextinguishably on fire.  This stuff will burn sand, concrete, water, asbestos, and the CO2 in a regular fire extinguisher; and is actually hypergolic with all of them. It is condensed chemical spite.


Fox_Kurama

The things that are useful for a rocket fuel (a very large amount of stored chemical energy and the ability to react extremely fast with the other component involved in the mix) do happen to tend to also be very bad for most of what makes biology work.


Bebbytheboss

Well it's nice for shit like satellites and things that aren't running their engines in atmosphere because it ignites on contact with oxidizer, which I believe helps to reduce engine complexity. Additionally, unlike cryogenic propellants (Liquid Hydrogen, Oxygen, Methane, etc), It won't boil off in space so for the moment it's basically a necessity for long duration deep-space missions.


bittercripple6969

https://youtu.be/KX-0Xw6kkrc?si=yb3o389pBsRFsrwS Yes. And there have been some horrible ones.


51ngular1ty

Here is my proposal: Hydrazine and Chlorine Trifluoride.


E-Scooter-CWIS

Water, best rocket fuel


Somerandom1922

Hypergolic propellants are a super annoying part of rocketry. Their special property is the fact that they automatically ignite on contact with each other. This makes them unbelievably desirable, particularly for rockets which need to be kept on standby for a long time, because they tend to be stable at room temperature, you don't need any crazy complex ignition systems in your engine, and they're nearly as reliable as you can get without using solid propellant or monopropellant, while offering far better performance. You will often see hyperbolics used for orbital manoeuvring thrusters, like the space shuttles OMS, the Apollo lunar lander engines etc. When you need it to work, but you need more performance than a basic hydrogen peroxide or cold gas thruster, you use hypergolics. The kicker is that almost every hypergolic that has those traits is also absurdly carcinogenic, toxic, and downright shitty to deal with. UDMH (Unsymmetrical\_dimethylhydrazine), often just called hydrazine (although that can refer to a broader class of hypergolic propellants) is the standard go-to and is just absolute cancer/nerve agent/skin melty juice as the comment above pointed out. That's mostly ok when it's only used in deep space, or in ICBMS (at that point you've got bigger issues than a slow death from UDMH), but when your primary launch vehicle like the Chinese Long March family use hydrazine propellants in the first stage, and when those first stages are **INTENDED** to land back on land near isolated mountain villages, that's an issue. Particularly as there's always residual UDMH and oxidizer (either nitric acid in the early days, or Dinitrogen Tetroxide these days) still in the booster tanks which, if it doesn't directly reach people can still leach into ground water.


zekromNLR

There is one technically-hypergolic, storable propellant combination that is relatively safe and was actually flown, kerosene with high-concentration hydrogen peroxide. Both will happily sit around at STP (as long as you don't contaminate the peroxide with transition metal salts), and while not hypergolic from just pouring them together, the several hundred degrees hot steam and oxygen mixture you get from decomposing the peroxide is hypergolic with kerosene.


cragglepanzer

I can highly recommend a book that answers that, Ignition! Not too much of a science guy and even I had enjoyed reading it


DevilGuy

people have tried all sorts of things. For instance there was research into using [chlorine triflouride](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlorine_trifluoride) as the oxidizing component in rocket fuel, this is a substance so reactive that it can spontaneously ignite *concrete*. One notable professor quipped that the best safety measure when dealing with it is a good pair of running shoes.


Pynchon_A_Loaff

Find a copy of John D. Clark’s book, “Ignition!” for the hilarious, terrifying history of how these evil compounds were developed. Consider that UDMH and Nitrogen Tetroxide were in no way the most dangerous chemicals that were researched after WWII. Yikes.


JoshuaZ1

Fun fact: the stuff is pretty toxc even in quantities small enough that it is barely visible or not visible at all. So you need to not just stay out of the cloud, but need to stay far away from the cloud. The "run far, run fast" bit is disturbingly accurate.


SomeGuyNamedPaul

Wikipedia says Tiangong-3 runs LOX/RP-1, not the red funk. You still don't want to launch a rocket that close to a city even if it's powered by unicorn farts.


NA_0_10_never_forget

One of the few cases where the carcinogenic properties are the least of your problems.


Tar_alcaran

Yeah, stuff that's immediately lethal rarely causes cancer, due to the fact that corpses are immune


hebdomad7

Chemists keep pointing at physicist for creating nuclear horrors. Physicist would point to chemicals that have no half life and cause ten times the horror at tenth the cost. In the background, a biologist is heard laughing manically.


Tar_alcaran

US ICBMs used to run on the same fuels. It's what caused the [Damascus missile site explosion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1980_Damascus_Titan_missile_explosion), which scattered the remaining bits of closed nuclear silo about 2km away. TNO as an oxidiser, and "Aerozine 50" as a fuel, which is 50% hydrazine and 50% UDMH. A mix so amazing that the missile crew had safety suits they could wear for about an hour, before either of those would eat right through it. This is what someone handling Aerozine 50 would wear: [RFHCO suit (af.mil)](https://www.nationalmuseum.af.mil/Upcoming/Photos/igphoto/2001836486/) And it that lasted an hour.


Attaxalotl

This is some *Ignition* type shit


mtaw

> including human blood (it reacts with the iron in it). There's no free iron in human blood. It's deep inside hemoglobin, and there's a shit load of organic protein to oxidize through before you get to it. WTF is even this crap? Oxidizers fuck up biomolecules and it's go fuck-all to do with whether metalloproteins are present or not.


ProRustler

Accidental? Are you sure there weren't protesters and/or Uyghurs in them hills?


DutchPack

Or somebody made a Winneh the Pooh joke on their morning stroll through the hills


koopastyles

Scottish Winnie the Pooh


Not_this_time-_

Its a private space company so im pretty sure they dont care about protests or uyghurs for that matter


ProRustler

Ah yes, a "private" Chinese company. I'm sure the CCP has no say in their operation.


MakeChinaLoseFace

Held to the ground with chinesium bolts?


Illustrious_Mix_1064

the infamous reliability of zedongium


Imperceptive_critic

Well yeah, rocket failures happen all the time, I mean even the US has quite a fe- wait what? It was just supposed to be an engine test???


Tar_alcaran

They're rocketscientists, not clampscientists.


KGB_Officer_Ripamon

So this is the rocket equivalent of having your straps snap on your car whilst on the Dyno?


benimkiyarimolsun

"ups"


StandardN02b

The security clamps were designed in china while the main engine were stolen blueprints.


BoringEntropist

Somehow this rocket looks very familiar. The rocket is built by a private company. It uses Kerolox fuel, has 9 open cycle engines in the first stage and a vacuum version in the second stage. The first stage can also land and is reusable. I can't put my finger on it, but I think I've seen this somewhere else before. But I'm sure the Chinese would never copy someone else's idea. /s


Olieskio

Someone is either going to get fired or promoted or both.


202042

China accidentally launched a rocket


pimezone

I accidentally the ICBM, is WWIII imminent?


Nuclear-9299

Did they forgot to anchor it? Or anchors were just 3 rods hammer driven into the ground?


MakeChinaLoseFace

Strap it down, give it an extra couple ugga duggas since it's a rocket, slap it, say "that ain't goin nowhere" and you're good.


Significant-Horror

Obviously, they didn't give it the two tuggs and slap and say, "That ain't going nowhere."


LethalDosageTF

Fastened with the highest quality construction grade rebar in the Peoples’ Republic


Adjutant_Reflex_

Held down with a bunch of “yeah, it’ll hold” mixed in with some “trust me.”


The_Red_Moses

Hilarious that they have a whole branch of their military called a "Rocket Force" and they still get massive fuckups like this. Also hilarious that despite having a "rocket force", they're this far behind the US.


tomydenger

but this time they didnt kill civilians


JohnMichaels19

Static rocket test, but hold the static


Fluffy-Brain-1535

why is the rocket not pointy? they never watched The dictator?


Kindly_Blackberry967

It wasn’t supposed to launch lol. It was supposed to be a fire test but it broke free. This might actually be a world first.


WerewolfNo890

I want to break free - The missile


Weird-Drummer-2439

I have no idea how to do it, but I feel like using the AI voice from the missile meme to read the lyrics would go well.


hebdomad7

The missile knows where it is, and it's desired location isn't it's current location.


raidriar889

Actually it happened to an American rocket once… 72 years ago. Except that one was launched in the middle of nowhere instead of on the outskirts of a city with 800k people.


TheEpicEpileptic

Should've tapped the rocket after strapping it down and said, "that ain't going anywhere."


xDoge42

"Explain to me how this bomb will not land in Israel and then, literally, bounce right back and blow up Wadiya" \>rocket with round nose blows up in country of launch Aladeen was right


dead_monster

Between this and the top post about keyholing rifles, I’m completely convinced that the J-20 is a formidable competitor to the F-35.   (Definitely the US doesn’t know of a fatal weakness and is being silent about it like the T-72 turret.)


BahnMe

I’m just glad Boeing isn’t making the F-35 and hope that they can bring our astronauts home safely.


Fr33_Lax

Boeing doesn't make aircraft they make money :)


BahnMe

They make whistleblowers unalive.


OshkoshCorporate

uh oh, you just made a serious allegation against boeing now you have to get in the *forever box*


RaggaDruida

boeing heard "there is competition from china!" and decided to beat them at their highest stat, failure rate. P.S. I pay the extra for the Airbus flight every time I can!


Midaychi

Publicly, the stealth only fully works from the front aspect because j-20s are designed very specifically to hamper US expeditionary capability by being disposable air tanker killers of desperation.


ndra22

Idk if you can classify China's only "5th gen" aircraft as a "killer of desperation". Which makes them expensive kamikaze drones


Midaychi

You said it, not me. 天安門廣場


Shniggit

The keyholing post was a photoshop of a picture a guy took of some of his targets he laid out and a stock photo of a Chinese soldier. You can also tell by the fact that the targets and the bullet holes are gigantic compared to the guy. We like to clown on the PLA for their lack of combat experience but from what we've gathered the Chinese do the basics pretty well all things considered.


HumanReputationFalse

It's good you mentioned this, it's also important that the comments under that post did include a video from the PLA where they were running around a training course and thye were key holing targets. That being said I was quite worried when I say the soldier in front of the targets cause at that scale they would have been key holing 50cals.


TripleSecretSquirrel

The keyholing post was poor-quality photoshop


Hungry-Rule7924

I mean per the [DOD 2023 PLA report](https://www.defense.gov/News/Releases/Release/Article/3561549/dod-releases-2023-report-on-military-and-security-developments-involving-the-pe/) the rocket force literally fired 180+ missiles that year, (literally more then every other nation *combined*) but yah, those all just exploded upon launch or couldn't take off because they were filled with water or something. Rocket malfunctions and failures literally happen all the time, even with the US. Not the first time a Chinese rocket has failed and it wolnt be the last. At least [when their missiles malfunction no one gets killed ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hsiung_Feng_III_missile_mishap).


dead_monster

There were a total of 180 space launches in 2022.  You can check the breakdown by country here: https://payloadspace.com/2022-orbital-launches/ In the own report you linked, it notes: > “In 2022, China has conducted over 60 successful space launches”  Which matches Payloadspace’s numbers.   And yeah they do fail a lot.  This would be China’s 5th major loss since start of 2023 out of 13 major failures total.   https://spacenews.com/surprise-chinese-lunar-mission-hit-by-launch-anomaly/ https://www.space.com/china-galactic-energy-rocket-launch-failure-september-2023 https://news.usni.org/2023/03/14/2nd-chinese-rocket-suffers-uncontrolled-break-up-over-nepal-days-after-texas-incident https://www.space.com/chinese-rocket-stage-crashes-earth-over-texas


Imperceptive_critic

I guess it depends on if we're talking about missiles or rockets. It's possible the report is talking about sub orbital ballistic missiles not just space vehicles.


Not_this_time-_

Im not sure at this point if people really blieve they did keyhole because the barrel is problematic https://youtu.be/n5WoYo24QVU?feature=shared Go to 2:03 its rubber bullets


eightstravels

The physics of that still-ascending-slowly-at-a-near-45-degree angle at the end are wild


eightstravels

Er I should say at the end of it gaining altitude, obviously the end features a descend and then boom


elydakai

The amount of force behind this was insane.


Imperceptive_critic

I think it's mostly just momentum, but yeah. If it's at an angle there's still technically vertical force.  \ = <- + ^


Necessary-Peanut2491

This. It's no different than planes not having to be pointed in exactly the direction they're moving. The rocket had already mostly flamed out after the failure, so the thrust was only enough to push it slightly off axis. It continues on its trajectory, tilting slowly to the side as a result of the force. Also, what range safety officer doing?


Imperceptive_critic

Exactly this also, I guess if it was an engine test I can sort of understand it, but you still should have \*some\* sort of safety kill switch


Accomplished-Crab932

Assuming they lost connection to the engines, they can’t do much anyway. Generally, Flight Termination Systems are attached and armed prior to flight, but are not attached to the vehicle prior to static fires. On top of this, the PRC has taken the Russian approach to in-flight safety; which is to say “Debris Range Safety is for chumps, real Maos commit to the success of their design”


nav17

The people who posted these videos online lost 1000 social credit points lmao


Ewtri

They deserve to lose a lot more for such a terrible camera work. How hard is it to keep a falling missile in frame?


Mysterious_Silver_27

r/killthecameraman like literally?


Puzzled_Squirrel_975

Oh damn, I better hurry and cancel my order!! 😳 _And they had such a great price_ !😔 🤣


TheOnlyFallenCookie

Good work, 47!


KitchenDepartment

Now destroy the virus


HeavyCruiserSalem

When you build your ICBM using eco friendly materials and galvanized square steel


Acceptable-Rain-1094

And with screws borrowed from your aunt


velourPanther

This is actually just a successful Exceptionally Short Range Ballistic Missile (E-SRBM) launch


itznimitz

Intra-China Ballistic Missile


Inevitable-Revenue81

*Made in China* printed all over it.


MrTagnan

It’s an ICBM. Intra-city ballistic missile


mtol115

The crazy thing is this was supposed to be a static fire test. It wasn’t even supposed to fly


LeiningensAnts

> It wasn’t even supposed to fly Evidently the crowd responsible didn't do enough supposing; skill issue tbh


MakeChinaLoseFace

*["We have Koyaanisqatsi at home..."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OacVy8_nJi0)*


Space_Gemini_24

oh that was the name of one of the movies I was looking for, thanks!


Mysterious_Silver_27

Guys how credible it is to build rocket site right next to residential areas?


Stalking_Goat

If you force your rocket engineers' families to live within the blast radius of a failure, the engineers will concentrate harder. /s


Logical-Ad-4150

Testing range also from Temu


KeekiHako

That's not intercontinental, that's barely 500 feet.


TheBitcoinMiner

Intracontinental ballistic missile!


AIR-2-Genie4Ukraine

Suburban ballistic missile, the next wunderwaffe in the war against nimbys


Haxorzist

more like intraregional


_-bush_did_911-_

Fuck it Local ballistic missile


John_Dee_TV

Backyard Ballistic Missile, anyone?


Logical-Ad-4150

Barely Ballistic Missile


slick514

Just a friendly reminder that while Harbor Freight is a perfectly reasonable option for obtaining… shall we say “temporary” (?) tools and hardware, you probably don’t want to use it as a source for space-program equipment.


zzorga

"Hazard Fraught"


Jakk55

Kerbal Space Program is looking very realistic these days.


Demerlis

someone thought the rockets were still filled with water instead of fuel and was pressing buttons for fun


banspoonguard

差不多!


ScipioAtTheGate

[There's a reason why you don't launch huge rockets in the middile of a populated area....](https://youtu.be/MC0K3muUJp0?t=556)


banspoonguard

this wasn't a launch silly westoid


Bot1-The_Bot_Meanace

What is emergency-self-destruct doing?


trapkoda

The emergency self destruct worked perfectly once the rocket came into contact with the surface!


LeiningensAnts

Safety regulations were followed dutifully, and everyone in the vicinity had already been evacuated before the launch!


Talosian_cagecleaner

>buy your ICBMs on Temu Same thing happened when I bought one of those little desktop zen mist gardens.


NA_0_10_never_forget

it accidentally launched itself?


Talosian_cagecleaner

More like all the tiny plastic bonsai trees and the peasant couple near the stream. Plus a mill. Those things are pretty neat, you should check them out.


theemoofrog

Interesting strategy Xi. Didn't think you were gonna nuke yourself.


lrlr28

Fast shipping ✅ Frictionless returns and warranty process ❌


Bilbog_Fettywop

KSP isn't representative of real life, but that rocket launching off so close to where, to me what seems like a small town, is giving me some flashbacks of a burning launch center.


neliz

SpaceX: We hit new milestones and this flight was a huge success and we've gathered some great data


carpcrucible

Everything past ignition was a bonus!


torinblack

When you order a falcon 9 from wish.


Neat-Opportunity1824

99% first time buyer discount is hard to resist.


LaughGlad7650

-100000 social credits for the scientists and engineers who built that rocket


Free-Reaction-8259

-100 for the scientists, -100000 for rhe villagers who filmed and posted online


E-Scooter-CWIS

Mom: we have spaceX at home


IlluminatedPickle

It never ceases to amaze me how much the Chinese don't give a fuck about launching rockets over, and right next to, populated areas.


thenoobtanker

Oh so second time in a week that a first stage falls to the ground uncontrolled in great China. While Space X did like 4 Falcon 9 launches in the same time frame. Surely the US is cooked in this new space race.


JoshuaZ1

This was a test by a new company. I wouldn't read too much in it.


BostonBlueDevil

Makes sense this happened in Henan. That place literally had the highest AIDS concentration outside of Africa because when the government bought people’s blood in the 90s and early aughts they mixed some back in from an untested supply, for some reason. Makes sense they’d keep fucking them / blow them up.


LumpyTeacher6463

What the fuck is a self destruct mechanism. Seriously. Chinese ICBMs and space payload delivery systems don't have self destruct mechanism. 


DamBustersChastise

When the static fire isn't static


Farseer_Del

Accident? No no no, this was the precise intention of this glorious Chinese rocket test. You see, not only was engine testing data gathered, but by allowing a partial accidental-looking launch, further testing and training was carried out for the fire response in the area as well as stress testing the local plumbing and laundry services after everyone who saw an "out of control rocket" headed their way shit themselves and had to wash up.


crs531

You've got it all wrong! ICBM stands for *Intra* Continental Ballistic Missile! So it works as intended. Checkmate West.


Pinesse

Phew thank goodness that village protected that uninhabited side of the mountain.


AncientProduce

I swear to god if you muted the chinese voices in the video and put the voices of the jawas on it.. you wouldnt tell if it was the original or not.


Mockheed_Lartin

Ok so hear me out. We colonize the moon, move the famous "Golden Billion" there. Then we nuke the shit out of key Chininese and Russian cities. We force all other non-NATO nuclear states to give up their weapons or else. Then we move back to earth. NATO reigns supreme.


iluvdankmemes

those poor fucking animals there man wtf


flightsim777

Most safety conscious chinese launch vehicle


budy31

The same energy as those people running around as the unfinished home got demolished but instead of collapsing in itself properly it collapse to their direction.


dekuweku

This is their Space X Falcon 9 clone.


dogoodvillain

*jingle* SHOP LIKE A BILLIONAIRE *Temu* SHOP LIKE A BILLIONAIRE *Temu* F that ad.


pleased_to_yeet_you

Who is holding that damn camera?


Noobmansuperstarboy

Was the explosion caused by the warhead? Or was it just purely the fuel?


avataRJ

First stage of "Falcon 9 with Chinese characteristics". It was supposed to be a static fire test. Assumedly (i.e. copying off Scott Manley), ripping itself off the test gantry damaged the rocket, and it did only a partial burn, dropping with half-full tanks of LOX and kerosene.


Spy_crab_

Mhmmm, tasty RFNA


frostdemon34

Do these retards not have their own testing sites?


cyrixlord

I see it included the Temu Auto-destruct package as well


eu4euh69

There's no sensation to compare with this Suspended animation, a state of bliss Can't keep my mind from the circling skies Tongue-tied and twisted Just an earth-bound misfit, I


philfodennumber1fan

Tested a launch and impact


Starfireaw11

Why did it not have a self destruct?


avataRJ

This was supposed to be a static test of the "Chinese copy of Falcon 9" first stage. It was never supposed to take off. Scott Manley suspects the boom at the end was because something damaged the engines, which failed, leaving unburnt kerosene in the tanks.


Aggressive_Bed_9774

that ain't an ICBM , that thing didn't even get to the stratosphere


Engelbert42

Ah, I know whats wrong with it... Aint got no pointy tip!


Nelstech

Made in China


Milkfan98076

Rookie mistake


cola98765

OK, I presume it's a "civilian" rocket. couple observation still: - Smoke was clear/black they FINALLY started using something that is not turbo toxic for ther rockets (reminder: orange smoke REALLY BAD) - No FTS? they just slammed entire thing into the ground.


ComradeColorado

Not enough struts


thesunexpress

> AliExpress "New SpaceHex 1pcs, best price of world"


CookieMiester

About 20 seconds in you can hear him go “well shit”