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Union-Forever-4850

It's so funny how there's so many absurd plane designs and then on the last page there's just random ass cheeks.


Akuda

Playboy is only for the classiest of articles and non-credible discussion.


JayManty

Why are there articles about experimental aircraft in fucking Playboy


Blankly-Staring

Because Hefner knew what real, honest, red blooded American plane fuckers wanted to fap to, next question?


no_use_your_name

And an article about women’s liberation


Objective-Note-8095

The backside is the illustration for the article on women's lib!


Amerikai

the fine text says equal pay?...right on. day car centers...terrific. but lets not deny the sexual attraction you fine sexy mammas\~


dasgold

An article by Joan Rivers no less, surprisingly topical.


porcelaincatstatue

Airplanes, abortion, and ass cheeks. God Bless Playboy.


quickblur

So you really do read it for the articles?


Akuda

That's what I tell my mom.


AnAlternator

Back in its heyday, Playboy paid well above the going rate for articles, which resulted in extremely high quality writing from some of the best freelancers in the business. "I read it for the articles" used to be credible.


JDoos

I bought them for the pictures. I kept them for the articles.


lochlainn

This. Exactly this. Decades later, I barely remember the girls. You can find naked girls anywhere. But they published world class articles from world class writers that are reprinted and quoted to this day.


TryingToBeReallyCool

I had an absolutely insane ex-employer who kept an entire massive box of his personal playboys in the warehouse we worked out of. He once told me I should read them because the articles were really good. I thought he was fucking with me until now. He probably still was, he definitely wasn't holding onto them for their literary content


SternFlamingo

And the fiction was top-notch. They published an excerpt of Charles Bukowski's *Ham on Rye* which first introduced me to his writing.


Arael15th

I always saw this as a layered joke, because the articles are actually really good. Or at least they were up through the mid-90s. Surprisingly feminism-friendly, too.


umbrellaguns

Hell, Margaret Atwood used to be a semi-regular writer for them.


SiVousVoyezMoi

I looked up what famous authors had been published in playboy and its quite a list. Haruki Murakami takes the cake though. 


karlfranz205

Not that surprising. Guy was HORNY af.


Arael15th

That guy had a chronic case of Norwegian Wood


h3fabio

Although that one there by Joan Rivers got off to an odd start.


RedditTipiak

NCD says it buys Playboy for the naked chicks, only to masturbate to the planes eventually.


Friendly_Fishgirl

I've seen these illustrations floating around the internet but could never find the source, thank you so much for posting this!


Akuda

The pleasure is truly all mine. 😎


Captain_Monttilva

By reading a playboy magazine indeed it's all yours


OmnariNZ

Same, I first saw these on a papercraft website for april fools, and the italian and american planes there have lived rent-free in my head ever since.


AaronVonGraff

Oh those are Ghibli planes.


Thinking_waffle

And I am listening to Porco Rosso music typing this and discovering those very interesting "airframe innovations"


anarrogantworm

I smiled seeing a [Caproni](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWI1d891COE) on the last page.


CareerKnight

Some of them also remind me of Advanced wars.


Toymaker218

That polish vtol is 100% Advanced Wars / Metal Slug


Mirk2002

Okay but why that French bomber actually looks alright like it *could* be a real design?


Selvariabell

Same thoughts as well, the French bomber is hella credible.


Mirk2002

I guess France making a viable bomber is the most noncredible thing here lmao


Altruistic_Target604

Until out of nowhere the Mirage IV appears.


Certim

Most of these are made from real designs. The german one is an He-111 nose the Pal trainer is an Xp-50 elongated etc.


Mudlark-000

“I just read Playboy’s aviation coverage…”


Sonoda_Kotori

What's funny is that the French and British ones look downright plausible. Definitely something they'd build in the late 30s. Hell, the British one is literally a Hampden with two more engines and an even taller fuselage.


GadenKerensky

The Septum doesn't really stand out much save for a slightly odd fuselage.


Blorko87b

Landing on a slope is advised.


gbe_

They look like end stage bosses from Metal Slug


Peekachooed

That's what I thought of too, Metal Slug, also Advance Wars


Affectionate-Toe-137

Crimson Skies lookin ass


crying-and-prejudice

Metal Slug lookin


StolenButterPacket

Edgar sounds like a cool guy


Overseer_05

That trainer looks like a fucking train


jwizardc

I thought only Popular Mechanics featured improbable machines


Thick_Pineapple8782

Looks like Bruce MCall! He is the greatest automobile parodist! I see his name on the first page now


NewYinzer

Brock Yates is also a very well known automotive journalist. At first I was confused, until I read the post title and realized this was a section in Playboy.


Eaglesson

Highly Miyazaki


OrkzOrkzOrkzOrkz0rkz

Loved the look of the Soviet flying coffin. Not fixing a mistake because fear of death is so Stalin


Ubera90

It's like an AI was told to draw inter-war planes.


Isgrimnur

Death by SNUD SNUD


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AlexTaverna

I think the Italian one is the less credible of them all


typecastwookiee

My dad has been trying to find this issue for ages just for this article.


CookieMiester

Man, playboy had the opportunity to do the funniest shit possible


NapalmRDT

Mmm those engines from the TB-3 on the droop nose plane do somethin to me. Also the first plane clearly used an A-10 fuselage front.


FuneralTater

To quote the great Joey Tribbiani, "you know there's naked chicks in there."


BitOfaPickle1AD

I remember having a playboy magazine folded on the display panel in the M1 I was on. Benefits of being a tank driver is that you're somewhat by yourself and laying down. Still cleaner than Starlords space ship.


randyrandysonrandyso

the snud u-14 was probably the inspiration for the SU-27 fuselage design