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suggested-name-138

They don't want you to know this but the star in the middle of the Israeli flag has six points to reflect the six sedarim in the mishnah, sneaky bastards are rubbing it in our faces


DownSubstantially

Six is the devil's number. Just like those Canadians with that leaf on their flag. Devil's lettuce.


RetartdsUsername69

Netanyahu has some jewish roots, but media are hiding it from us.


yegguy47

I dunno man, seems like a bit of a stretch, like how could anyone know...


Normie987

It's secretly being run by jews, openly yes, but secretly too


_Nocturnalis

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.


B69Stratofortress

Underrated comment


lockjacket

It’s being openly run by jews but secretly run by JEWS


ThePatio

I laughed so hard at this I started coughing and weezing and now my coworkers think I’m crazy


randomusername1934

Come on, these conspiracy theories are just getting out of hand. Insanity like what this Zemaitatis is putting out is just distracting us from the very real and undeniable threat posed by the interdimensional shapeshifting carrot-people who sneak into my bedroom every few weeks to steal my socks!


notpoleonbonaparte

Leave a frag grenade inside your sock on the floor, with a piece of fishing wire attached to the pin, and then securely fastened to something in your room. Sure, you might get blown up in your sleep, but it would be one less carrot person for the rest of us to worry about.


randomusername1934

The one problem I can see there is getting hold of the grenade, but I'll have a look around town and see if I can find a shop selling them at a reasonable price.


BassBootyStank

I know people will say you’ll never use them, but buying in bulk will save a lot of money, and then you have a box full of conversation starters during any Tupperware parties. I’m seeing increased sales beyond your wildest dreams, because of the implication.


Cyborexyplayz

I hate it when the communist carrots keep trying to liberate the vegetable box, so annoying.


PlasticAccount3464

I used to tell this to people as a joke but uh.


DoodooFardington

\*gasp\*


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Megalomaniakaal

By the Han Chinese to be specific


DivesttheKA52

Not the Han Solo?


Megalomaniakaal

What, Xi Jinping?


booshbag21

Get this… the CCP is run by… COMMUNISTS! Not even trying to hide it anymore smh my head


WynterWitch

Except it's not...


whoisbuckey

Next you’re going to tell me that the Holy See is secretly run by Catholics!


imprison_grover_furr

Fuck the Holy See. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️


sopa601

gang leave my flag out of this


Highlander_16

Based


Environmental_Ebb758

The Holy See might be interested in fucking you


quandorius

this is almost insane as that one conspiracy theory where the people's republic of china is, in fact, secretly run by the chinese. man these conspiracy theories are getting wild


Meeedick

Say it aint so...


B69Stratofortress

Don't worry biradar, it's just a conspiracy theory that can easily be debunked


hskskgfk

Lithuanian conspiracy theories are the most succulent and juicy of all conspiracy theories


Matas_-

Oh, this dude actually created far-right party, recently got kicked out of the Lithuanian parliament and tried to run as an president where he of course lost.


Sorblex

Now hear me out! Iran is secretly ruled by Muslims!


WalzartKokoz

Iran has zoroastrian deep state which guides the blind shia muslims into restoration of the greater Achaemedid empire.


lookthisdude182

I thought this was the onion


ratbatbash

Please do not share our hitler to the world, he isn't ready (yet) to go global


[deleted]

I swear he made the meme real


North-Tension

is this a real article?


Aggressive_Bed_9774

Jews do control Israel in the alternate timeline in which the finno-korean hyperwar didn't happen


CHLOEC1998

Smh Big Kosher runs Israel!


manjustadude

Ah yes! The floor is made out of floor.


bacchantin

brooooo idiocracy


ChlorineInYourSoup

Lmao yeah sure okay I bet you’re gonna tell me it’s ACTUALLY the cows on the billboards running Chick-fil-A next huh?? Fucking conspiracy theorists


randomdude4206669

Does he mean Zionists?? Jews is antisemetic!


AccessTheMainframe

[It's credible.](https://preview.redd.it/5ht54484rfj51.jpg?width=500&auto=webp&s=1431f17dc805ff599536a8950820fe65a37b2170)


GeorgieTheThird

big if true


garebear265

I think the Vatican is run by Catholics too…massive conspiracy going on


SleepyZachman

Chat is this true?


xlbingo10

i mean, given how many people think joe biden is personally responsible for every decision israel makes...


Lord_Bertox

Well, most Jews hate Zionists (ethnic cleansing using their name etc) and the original Zionism movement was just a way to get rid of Jews, so it could be breaking news, just from 80 years ago


shroxreddits

Bro believes twitter 💀💀💀


ontopofyourmom

Most Jews are Zionists (we believe there should be a Jewish state in the Land of Israel, it means nothing more than that), which is why we perceive anti-Zionism as anti-Semitism. Not sure where you get your news.


IftaneBenGenerit

Do you know who Theodor Herzl was? Have you read him? Please stop this white washing of Zionism if you haven't read the fundamental ideology papers of Zionism. Zionism always has been and always will be a colonialist, supremacist and inherently facist. To confirm this postion read The Jewish State in any of it's pre 1925 editions, such as [this one](https://archive.org/details/bub_gb_iyxWAAAAYAAJ/mode/1up) or [this one in english](https://en.m.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Jewish_State_(1896_translation)) The false claim of "most jews are Zionists" is anti semitic in itself, as you use third parties that have nothing to do with your conflict, as ethical lighting rods, when Zionism itself was invented by someone who believed their antisemitic Burschenschaftler friends' so much that he wanted to ["rid the European jews of their shamefull characteristics through Bildung" and believed the Germans to be Europe's "Kulturvolk" (Cultured Ethnicity)... ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodor_Herzl?Early_life) Have you read Hannah Arendt's position on Zionism? If you want to go a more theological route in argumentation, have you read the Torah and the Talmud? Do you remember the reasons for the fall of the first and second temples? Do you remember the prerequisite for the formation of the third? Hint: it rhymes with shmorld shmeace. Killing children is never a mitzvah and olam haba will never be reached by churning out more hate and violence. r/jewsofconscience


Lord_Bertox

All the Jews I know hate the Israeli gov (at least this one) for giving them a bad name and all of them declares themselves anti-zionists, since they say the need for a land (which some of them don't feel like it's needed) isn't an excuse to leave someone else landless. Every cease fire protest I have been to or have seen from the news had a bunch of Jews protesting too, one of the more famous is "not in my name" in the us