# DID YOU KNOW THERE'S SEVERAL COUNTRIES IN SOUTHEAST ASIA?
It's true! And both China and the US are trying to win over them. We discuss this in [this "week's" NCDip Podcast Club](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDiplomacy/comments/1ciy2uz/ncdip_podcast_club_9_americas_report_card_on/?). You nerds keep talking about a pivot to Asia and China US Strategic competition, well here you go, this is an episode on that in probaly the most contested region in the US China competition
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They don't want you to know this but the star in the middle of the Israeli flag has six points to reflect the six sedarim in the mishnah, sneaky bastards are rubbing it in our faces
Come on, these conspiracy theories are just getting out of hand. Insanity like what this Zemaitatis is putting out is just distracting us from the very real and undeniable threat posed by the interdimensional shapeshifting carrot-people who sneak into my bedroom every few weeks to steal my socks!
Leave a frag grenade inside your sock on the floor, with a piece of fishing wire attached to the pin, and then securely fastened to something in your room. Sure, you might get blown up in your sleep, but it would be one less carrot person for the rest of us to worry about.
The one problem I can see there is getting hold of the grenade, but I'll have a look around town and see if I can find a shop selling them at a reasonable price.
I know people will say you’ll never use them, but buying in bulk will save a lot of money, and then you have a box full of conversation starters during any Tupperware parties. I’m seeing increased sales beyond your wildest dreams, because of the implication.
this is almost insane as that one conspiracy theory where the people's republic of china is, in fact, secretly run by the chinese. man these conspiracy theories are getting wild
Oh, this dude actually created far-right party, recently got kicked out of the Lithuanian parliament and tried to run as an president where he of course lost.
Well, most Jews hate Zionists (ethnic cleansing using their name etc) and the original Zionism movement was just a way to get rid of Jews, so it could be breaking news, just from 80 years ago
Most Jews are Zionists (we believe there should be a Jewish state in the Land of Israel, it means nothing more than that), which is why we perceive anti-Zionism as anti-Semitism.
Not sure where you get your news.
Do you know who Theodor Herzl was? Have you read him? Please stop this white washing of Zionism if you haven't read the fundamental ideology papers of Zionism. Zionism always has been and always will be a colonialist, supremacist and inherently facist. To confirm this postion read The Jewish State in any of it's pre 1925 editions, such as [this one](https://archive.org/details/bub_gb_iyxWAAAAYAAJ/mode/1up) or [this one in english](https://en.m.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Jewish_State_(1896_translation))
The false claim of "most jews are Zionists" is anti semitic in itself, as you use third parties that have nothing to do with your conflict, as ethical lighting rods, when Zionism itself was invented by someone who believed their antisemitic Burschenschaftler friends' so much that he wanted to ["rid the European jews of their shamefull characteristics through Bildung" and believed the Germans to be Europe's "Kulturvolk" (Cultured Ethnicity)... ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodor_Herzl?Early_life)
Have you read Hannah Arendt's position on Zionism?
If you want to go a more theological route in argumentation, have you read the Torah and the Talmud? Do you remember the reasons for the fall of the first and second temples? Do you remember the prerequisite for the formation of the third? Hint: it rhymes with shmorld shmeace.
Killing children is never a mitzvah and olam haba will never be reached by churning out more hate and violence.
r/jewsofconscience
All the Jews I know hate the Israeli gov (at least this one) for giving them a bad name and all of them declares themselves anti-zionists, since they say the need for a land (which some of them don't feel like it's needed) isn't an excuse to leave someone else landless.
Every cease fire protest I have been to or have seen from the news had a bunch of Jews protesting too, one of the more famous is "not in my name" in the us
# DID YOU KNOW THERE'S SEVERAL COUNTRIES IN SOUTHEAST ASIA? It's true! And both China and the US are trying to win over them. We discuss this in [this "week's" NCDip Podcast Club](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDiplomacy/comments/1ciy2uz/ncdip_podcast_club_9_americas_report_card_on/?). You nerds keep talking about a pivot to Asia and China US Strategic competition, well here you go, this is an episode on that in probaly the most contested region in the US China competition [Want to know what the fuck in the NCDip podcast club is? Click here](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDiplomacy/comments/17edrm6/introducing_the_rnoncrediblediplomacy_podcast/) ---- please note that all posts should be funny and about diplomacy or geopolitics, if your post doesn't meet those requirements here's some other subs that might fit better: * More Serious Geopolitical Discussion: /r/CredibleDiplomacy * Military Shitposting: /r/NonCredibleDefense * Domestic Political or General Shitposting: /r/neocentrism * Being Racist: /r/worldnews thx bb luv u *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NonCredibleDiplomacy) if you have any questions or concerns.*
They don't want you to know this but the star in the middle of the Israeli flag has six points to reflect the six sedarim in the mishnah, sneaky bastards are rubbing it in our faces
Six is the devil's number. Just like those Canadians with that leaf on their flag. Devil's lettuce.
Netanyahu has some jewish roots, but media are hiding it from us.
I dunno man, seems like a bit of a stretch, like how could anyone know...
It's secretly being run by jews, openly yes, but secretly too
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
Underrated comment
It’s being openly run by jews but secretly run by JEWS
I laughed so hard at this I started coughing and weezing and now my coworkers think I’m crazy
Come on, these conspiracy theories are just getting out of hand. Insanity like what this Zemaitatis is putting out is just distracting us from the very real and undeniable threat posed by the interdimensional shapeshifting carrot-people who sneak into my bedroom every few weeks to steal my socks!
Leave a frag grenade inside your sock on the floor, with a piece of fishing wire attached to the pin, and then securely fastened to something in your room. Sure, you might get blown up in your sleep, but it would be one less carrot person for the rest of us to worry about.
The one problem I can see there is getting hold of the grenade, but I'll have a look around town and see if I can find a shop selling them at a reasonable price.
I know people will say you’ll never use them, but buying in bulk will save a lot of money, and then you have a box full of conversation starters during any Tupperware parties. I’m seeing increased sales beyond your wildest dreams, because of the implication.
I hate it when the communist carrots keep trying to liberate the vegetable box, so annoying.
I used to tell this to people as a joke but uh.
\*gasp\*
[удалено]
By the Han Chinese to be specific
Not the Han Solo?
What, Xi Jinping?
Get this… the CCP is run by… COMMUNISTS! Not even trying to hide it anymore smh my head
Except it's not...
Next you’re going to tell me that the Holy See is secretly run by Catholics!
Fuck the Holy See. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
gang leave my flag out of this
Based
The Holy See might be interested in fucking you
this is almost insane as that one conspiracy theory where the people's republic of china is, in fact, secretly run by the chinese. man these conspiracy theories are getting wild
Say it aint so...
Don't worry biradar, it's just a conspiracy theory that can easily be debunked
Lithuanian conspiracy theories are the most succulent and juicy of all conspiracy theories
Oh, this dude actually created far-right party, recently got kicked out of the Lithuanian parliament and tried to run as an president where he of course lost.
Now hear me out! Iran is secretly ruled by Muslims!
Iran has zoroastrian deep state which guides the blind shia muslims into restoration of the greater Achaemedid empire.
I thought this was the onion
Please do not share our hitler to the world, he isn't ready (yet) to go global
I swear he made the meme real
is this a real article?
Jews do control Israel in the alternate timeline in which the finno-korean hyperwar didn't happen
Smh Big Kosher runs Israel!
Ah yes! The floor is made out of floor.
brooooo idiocracy
Lmao yeah sure okay I bet you’re gonna tell me it’s ACTUALLY the cows on the billboards running Chick-fil-A next huh?? Fucking conspiracy theorists
Does he mean Zionists?? Jews is antisemetic!
[It's credible.](https://preview.redd.it/5ht54484rfj51.jpg?width=500&auto=webp&s=1431f17dc805ff599536a8950820fe65a37b2170)
big if true
I think the Vatican is run by Catholics too…massive conspiracy going on
Chat is this true?
i mean, given how many people think joe biden is personally responsible for every decision israel makes...
Well, most Jews hate Zionists (ethnic cleansing using their name etc) and the original Zionism movement was just a way to get rid of Jews, so it could be breaking news, just from 80 years ago
Bro believes twitter 💀💀💀
Most Jews are Zionists (we believe there should be a Jewish state in the Land of Israel, it means nothing more than that), which is why we perceive anti-Zionism as anti-Semitism. Not sure where you get your news.
Do you know who Theodor Herzl was? Have you read him? Please stop this white washing of Zionism if you haven't read the fundamental ideology papers of Zionism. Zionism always has been and always will be a colonialist, supremacist and inherently facist. To confirm this postion read The Jewish State in any of it's pre 1925 editions, such as [this one](https://archive.org/details/bub_gb_iyxWAAAAYAAJ/mode/1up) or [this one in english](https://en.m.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Jewish_State_(1896_translation)) The false claim of "most jews are Zionists" is anti semitic in itself, as you use third parties that have nothing to do with your conflict, as ethical lighting rods, when Zionism itself was invented by someone who believed their antisemitic Burschenschaftler friends' so much that he wanted to ["rid the European jews of their shamefull characteristics through Bildung" and believed the Germans to be Europe's "Kulturvolk" (Cultured Ethnicity)... ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodor_Herzl?Early_life) Have you read Hannah Arendt's position on Zionism? If you want to go a more theological route in argumentation, have you read the Torah and the Talmud? Do you remember the reasons for the fall of the first and second temples? Do you remember the prerequisite for the formation of the third? Hint: it rhymes with shmorld shmeace. Killing children is never a mitzvah and olam haba will never be reached by churning out more hate and violence. r/jewsofconscience
All the Jews I know hate the Israeli gov (at least this one) for giving them a bad name and all of them declares themselves anti-zionists, since they say the need for a land (which some of them don't feel like it's needed) isn't an excuse to leave someone else landless. Every cease fire protest I have been to or have seen from the news had a bunch of Jews protesting too, one of the more famous is "not in my name" in the us