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**phil**, @PhilJamesson
i never should have gone back to school
[*Image of a printed with a double-spaced school essay graded and annotated in red ink including a large "F" circled at the top. Paper and comments are as follows, with all comments and annotations such as underlines in red:*]
>Phil Jamesson
>
>Philosophy 101
>
>02/18/22
>
>Midterm I
[*Centered text for paper title reads as follows:*]
>Mario, the Idea vs. Mario, the Man
[*End centered text.*]
>Everyone knows Mario is ~~cool as fuck.~~ [*The word "fuck" is circled, with a comment "horrible opening".*] But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows [*Begin underlined text.*] why he crushes turtles? [*End underlined text.*] [*Comment pointing to underlined text reads "to save the princess? also gross".*] [*Begin circled text.*]Dr Pepper? [*End circled text, with comment "???" written above.*]. ~~Perchance~~ [*Comment reading "You can't just say "Perchance""*.]
>
>~~I believe~~ it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by [*Begin underlined text.*] crushing turts [*End underlined text*][*Comment under underline reads "stop".*] all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" [*Begin circled text.*] Keep it up baby! [*End circled text, followed by the comment "?????".*]
>
>When Mario leaves his place of safety ~~to stomp-a-turty~~, he knows that he may ~~D~~ie. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. [*Comment reading "OK?".*] A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. [*Comment reading "Fine"*.] We think of Mario as a hero, but is simple a [*Begin circled text.*] one percenter [*End circled text. Comment above the circled text reads "why are we saying this".*] of a more priveleged variety. The [*Begin circled text.*] lifekind. [*End circled text with comment "what" written above it.*] ~~Perchance~~ [*This strikethrough is more vigorous, with several lines making an "X" through the word,*]
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Perchance.
i would love to read the full paper, its a comedic work of art.
Perchance, there is no more.
*Image Transcription: Twitter Post* --- **phil**, @PhilJamesson i never should have gone back to school [*Image of a printed with a double-spaced school essay graded and annotated in red ink including a large "F" circled at the top. Paper and comments are as follows, with all comments and annotations such as underlines in red:*] >Phil Jamesson > >Philosophy 101 > >02/18/22 > >Midterm I [*Centered text for paper title reads as follows:*] >Mario, the Idea vs. Mario, the Man [*End centered text.*] >Everyone knows Mario is ~~cool as fuck.~~ [*The word "fuck" is circled, with a comment "horrible opening".*] But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows [*Begin underlined text.*] why he crushes turtles? [*End underlined text.*] [*Comment pointing to underlined text reads "to save the princess? also gross".*] [*Begin circled text.*]Dr Pepper? [*End circled text, with comment "???" written above.*]. ~~Perchance~~ [*Comment reading "You can't just say "Perchance""*.] > >~~I believe~~ it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by [*Begin underlined text.*] crushing turts [*End underlined text*][*Comment under underline reads "stop".*] all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" [*Begin circled text.*] Keep it up baby! [*End circled text, followed by the comment "?????".*] > >When Mario leaves his place of safety ~~to stomp-a-turty~~, he knows that he may ~~D~~ie. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. [*Comment reading "OK?".*] A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. [*Comment reading "Fine"*.] We think of Mario as a hero, but is simple a [*Begin circled text.*] one percenter [*End circled text. Comment above the circled text reads "why are we saying this".*] of a more priveleged variety. The [*Begin circled text.*] lifekind. [*End circled text with comment "what" written above it.*] ~~Perchance~~ [*This strikethrough is more vigorous, with several lines making an "X" through the word,*] [*End image.*] --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
Where’s the rest of it?
Smashed the rest like a turt.
[удалено]
Phil Jamesson is a comedian and this is a fake paper he wrote and also graded as a bit.
Aha! Thank you. I shall delete my advice and extend a middle finger to op.
Well... he flattens them by jumping on top of them and often flings them off a cliff, so I think crushing turts is a good way to describe it
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I understand what this guy was saying and it makes sense