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thomriddle45

Sure, a kiss on the cheek here and unwanted hug there, next thing you're tossing prostitutes off bridges.


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How did you know the title to my autobiography?


Original-Maximum-978

It says memoir, but it's actually fiction


strange_reveries

Here's what I've learned: you beat up and toss one 19-year-old Hispanic hooker out a window, and they never let you forget it!


cottagecheese6969

Which by the way they will never let you forget it


WARCHILD48

Funny/not funny


[deleted]

did you guys even read the actual articles? he groped an intern after inviting her to his hotel room and asked for sex multiple times while groping her, this is additional to the kiss/hug part


peace_love_memes

He's only flesh and blood!


More_Asbestos

Just blood and bone soon enough.


thephillatioeperinc

No one, and I mean nooooo one can know about this!


Cpt-No-Dick

I heard he done it over 400 times but she was the only one that survived


thephillatioeperinc

Poor thing is so traumatized she just lays in a corner in the fecal position. Exclaiming "the horror, the horror"


SupermanWithPlanMan

The fecal position lol


SleepySailor22

This is the funniest thing I've read all week. I'm going to assume the fecal position right now


ellusiveuser

I've been in the fecal position for this entire thread


ApartmentHot7843

Most of reddit is in the fecal position dave.


normymac

Everybody loves doing the fecal position. Old folks. Young folks. Men. Women. Children. But Swedish German Andy Richter *really* loves doing the fecal position.


[deleted]

Reminds me of when I first punched in. Fecal position was tha shizz-nay back then.


shotgun_blammo

Hey O Yeong-Su, stop stealing my moves!


loonybs

Fuck it! It's time to sue my aunt for pinching my cheeks. That is unwanted physical contact!


LeBidnezz

The guy moves with such blinding speed, how could she possibly have escaped


KrangRangoon

O No!


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thephillatioeperinc

Asian O.J. is a great band name


DE4DM4N5H4ND

There was a first Asian OJ? Not surprised considering they all have samurai swords


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casperdacrook

You know, with Genghis, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.


anon_682

Burn him at the stake!


thephillatioeperinc

With some soy, fresh green onions, and squeeze of lime.


eborange

He’s just an old chunk of coal from Seoul!


thephillatioeperinc

Norm made me love billie Joe Shaver. And I'll never forgive him for it


theseustheminotaur

Was he the host of the family feud?


thephillatioeperinc

Yep, Louie Anderson


igotzquestions

I think you’re thinking of longtime host Frank Stallone. 


[deleted]

Hipocrates was the worst


thephillatioeperinc

Fat fuck ate all my marbles


BortWard

I wish I could remember where I heard this, was some type of lecture on the history of medicine. The lecturer described Hippocrates as "the most famous physician of classical antiquity, about whom almost nothing is known," i.e., he was "famous for being famous"


[deleted]

Paul Newman said you never get over it


thephillatioeperinc

That's why you gotta get Under it.


Comfortable_Note_978

'Hipocracy'? Is that rule by fat people?


thephillatioeperinc

Yep, they are marblevors. And hungry as the dickens


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MAERIENO

You seem like the guy who whistle at girls past 12 am


Babebutters

I'm not. I'm a female that hates radical feminists.


MAERIENO

Fair enough, sorry if I talked without knowing anything


StupidandGeeky

Umm, sir, this is reddit, no one knows anything except how to talk like they know everything.


CeFeiSiMesOXupoLimao

Maybe take that as a lesson to stop virtue signaling in an anonymous online platform


Otherwise_Bell_395

Wait what the fuck, don’t acknowledge your mistake and apologize. I’m fucking PISSED BRO we have to argue!


RulerofReddit

“Female” yikes


CeFeiSiMesOXupoLimao

It is a joke, we don't hire women


Glad_Reach_8100

Lol I don't think you'd be happy if an old man just grabbed and kissed you when you specifically didn't want it. Not sure why you think he should get away with it if he did do it....


_ilaughattonydanza_

Which cheek?


thephillatioeperinc

The one with the nipple on the end. I don't speak asian.


pro-eukaryotes

Not ass cheek.


markv114

He was playing the "Squid In Pants Game".


CumTilIPhilipRivers

What's next for O


hardcore_softie

Player 001 eliminated.


tired106

So did he sniff or not....if he sniffed it's apparently all good


tired106

Did he sniff her hair


thejohnmc963

Grabbed the crotch


troutisafish

Fuckin Steve-o at it again!


Rogue_One24_7

Meanwhile Patrick Mahome brother still making tiktoks


[deleted]

Yet another atrocity


[deleted]

Sexual harassment isn't a joke...


thephillatioeperinc

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rsdiv

He hugged her cheek?


thephillatioeperinc

It was a Kardashian. His hands couldn't touch.


dreamluvver

he was actually looking for Amanda Hugginkiss


Accomplished-Bed8171

"old pervert gets punished." So what's the hypocrisy?


thephillatioeperinc

He portrayed himself as a nice old Asian man, when he was in fact a sexual deviant, and cereal cheek kisser. Therein lies the hipocracy. You sound fun at parties.


Wonderful_System5658

She was most offended by his old man's breath. She said it smelled like a spoiled diaper mixed with tuna casserole.


tired106

So he jokingly said I'm gonna grab by the pussy or did he actually grab a child and sniff them like a pedo...??