We has a kid nicknamed shitto in our high school. On a school trip a Seagal flew over and took a shit, it landed on his big toe. From then on he was shit toe.
I met a hobo at a stoplight a few months ago who gave me this big story about how he used to be a professional boxer. I thought he was bullshitting me but I googled him when I got home and he was telling the truth. Very sad.
The conclusion "don't judge a book by its cover: here's a black kid with tatts and guns who's also educated!" Is more of a statement of our university and who they admit than anything else...
Guap Shvt is the real rap name of the guy in the picture. He is still alive and kicking.
https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/fact-check-is-glup-shitto-real-rapper-die-viral-tweet-meaning-name-debunked
āThe Creeper rapper shared an image of himself in the cap and gown, as seen above, with his followers. The images also showed him holding a gun. Shvt, who graduated from Florida International University, wrote in the caption:
I Got This Bachelors Degree For Everybody Who Look Like Meššš¾Dont Ever Let Nobody Puchu Inna Bā
Symbolic of what the US university system has descended into ā yes you'll be paying your fees for the rest of your life, but as to the real world value of your degree, you're on a par with _this_ guy.
Idk man I feel like I judged this book pretty accurately. There's plenty of smart people around who are more than capable of getting a bachelor's in communication or business.
Quick search online gave me this:
In July 2024, Guap Shvt became the subject of a false death hoax on social media.Ā A Twitter user mistakenly reported his death, referring to him by the incorrect name "Glup Shitto." Guap Shvt responded to these false claims by sharing the misinformation on his Instagram story with a confused emoji, indicating that he was very much alive and well.It's worth noting that "Guap" is a slang term often used in hip-hop culture, typically meaning a large amount of money or cash.Ā This context adds another layer to the artist's chosen stage name.
Eating excrement is a forced satanic action that these āconvertsā must do on a weekly basis. He was trying to have it both ways. They dont like that.
[Fact Check: Is Glup Shitto a real rapper and did he die? Viral tweet and meaning of the name debunked](https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/fact-check-is-glup-shitto-real-rapper-die-viral-tweet-meaning-name-debunked)
I like how the account says not to judge a book by its cover. Meanwhile the book is wielding a fucking gun.
āNo, fella. He wonāt rob us with that gun. He has a degree!ā
You have a name shitto and post āgraduationā pics with a gun, Iām 100% sure you didnāt graduate and your uncle or butt buddy gave you that and said āyeah you look coolā while laughing
Glup Shitto is believed to have been murdered by his rival Dr.Plop Turdo. Plopās romantic partner Knob Gobbelerin is also a suspect.
Dr.Plop received his doctorate last year, again reminding us not to judge a book by its cover. In his graduation photo he posed with his favorite stethoscope and his trusty prison shank.
Police claim they have their top K9s following the scent of the crime scene.
His name isnāt Glup Shitto and he isnāt dead.
https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/fact-check-is-glup-shitto-real-rapper-die-viral-tweet-meaning-name-debunked#google_vignette
Ripe old age for a Jacksonville rapper
Rip norm
Heard he got killed by some fruity fish.
š¤£
Critics have called his music everything from shitto to fucking shitto šÆ
Everyone here passes along their deepest condolences to the entire Shitto family
Is there anything worse than being the Shitto that the other Shittos don't talk about?
Yea, being the one that's shittoutaluck
How are they gonna close THAT casket?!
Tombstone reads:
"Here lies Glup. He had a Shitto day. RIP"
I see what you did thereā¦
First albumā¦.. Shitto sandwich
We has a kid nicknamed shitto in our high school. On a school trip a Seagal flew over and took a shit, it landed on his big toe. From then on he was shit toe.
A what flew over?
This one.
Had a friend in high school named Brian. His brother shaved his eyebrow off in his sleep. New name unlocked. Bribrow
Second album: Take Another Glup
[Where'd they print that?! You can't print that!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWqKiqTfXuA)
must we all take a bite?
Smell the shitto
Smell the Glup
Things have went from shitbad to shitworse
Ghost of Norm coming in.
Glup
Glup * GLUP!!! COMIN ATCHA GLUP!! š«
Police have named the primary suspect: Poopoo Stinko.
Man, this new Star Wars has really gone downhill
Meesa gonna watch something else
Norm would've laughed at this
Ahhh, RIP Norm š
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I came to comment Dookie Shoes š
I literally laughed out loud
He was probably working with Eat Dirt and Thugnificent
They busted slobs
Nice one!
I wonder if that's the same Glup Shitto who played for the Montreal Canadiens.
Nah, that was Gulp Shitto. Different guy entirely.
You never fucking played goal tender for the Montreal Canadians.
I met a hobo at a stoplight a few months ago who gave me this big story about how he used to be a professional boxer. I thought he was bullshitting me but I googled him when I got home and he was telling the truth. Very sad.
"I didn't even know he was sick" ?
Possibly lead poisoning
Kinetic energy overdose
What a Shitto thing to happen.
Just remember this guy's dog thought he was the greatest human being of all time...
Somehow, I donāt think the dog did.
\[Tired-eyed dog talking to interviewer, takes long drag of cigarette and exhales\] āYeah, he was a real asshole.ā
Masterful imagery.
What do you mean? Dogs love wearing choke chains that are constantly being yankedĀ
Was it a shitzu?
Dog just liked the smell of Shitto
Man, I hope he finished his thesis. āWomen Be Talking Too Muchā.
The logical counterpart to āWomen be shoppinā
'That's true, women do shop...' āļø
Oh, he changed the title from "Bitches be Trippin'"? Probably a smart move
No shitto
Not anymore
Whatās up next for Glup Shitto?
Pine Boxo
Dirty Nappo
He brought great honour to the Shitto name
Last week it was Foolio and now you lay this Shitto on me!
He looks ready to defend the merits of higher education.
It reminds me of that tragedy.
Darth Plagueis the wise?
Man, The Acolyte show can't catch a break.
Of the Ft. Lauderdale Shittos?
His name is like an Engrish translation of telling someone to go eat shit
He was killed by a book!
Donāt judge a book by its coverā¦ unless itās Mein Kampf
The more I find out about this guy, the more I donāt really care for him
The shitty Beatles, are they any good?
They suck.
I just thought it was a clever name.
Not Glupp Shitto! He had a bright future ahead
I remember him! He was in my Bidness 1$1 class!
Jacksonville rapper Glup Shitto has been found dead in Miami today, locals report he "Shitto all in his pants"
He was brought to the hospital where he also Shitto the bed.
Pretty standard FIU graduation photo shoot
The conclusion "don't judge a book by its cover: here's a black kid with tatts and guns who's also educated!" Is more of a statement of our university and who they admit than anything else...
That DEI degree couldnāt save him
This is fake, but his real name is Guap Shvt which somehow seems even more fake if thatās possible.
It's fake he's alive and his name is Glup Shvt... But I agree, Shitto suits him more
Vaxxed?
Social economic reasons
Why all I've heard of this Glub Shitto fella was that he's a scholar and a gentleman!
Prime example of you can buy a degree.
Guap Shvt is the real rap name of the guy in the picture. He is still alive and kicking. https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/fact-check-is-glup-shitto-real-rapper-die-viral-tweet-meaning-name-debunked
Take your accurate information somewhere else fella, this is reddit
āThe Creeper rapper shared an image of himself in the cap and gown, as seen above, with his followers. The images also showed him holding a gun. Shvt, who graduated from Florida International University, wrote in the caption: I Got This Bachelors Degree For Everybody Who Look Like Meššš¾Dont Ever Let Nobody Puchu Inna Bā
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That's like bragging about your degree from ASU or UNLV lol
Iām not even sure what to say.
Now he's "Welp, Shitto!"
I think he died on account of his hubris!
That and all the bullets
Explain to the folks at home who Glup Shitto is.
That a biblical name?
People used to call him the fifth Beatle.
If only he had sights
The worst part is the hypocrisy
Symbolic of what the US university system has descended into ā yes you'll be paying your fees for the rest of your life, but as to the real world value of your degree, you're on a par with _this_ guy.
Rip
He will be missed.
Glup Shitto. Were those his last words?
We will never forget youā¦ gulp shitto
Idk man I feel like I judged this book pretty accurately. There's plenty of smart people around who are more than capable of getting a bachelor's in communication or business.
Oh well
What were his parents thinking naming him that?!?!?!?
Man they really give those things out to anybody nowadays! You know, guns!
Sadly that diploma wasnāt bulletproof
Quick search online gave me this: In July 2024, Guap Shvt became the subject of a false death hoax on social media.Ā A Twitter user mistakenly reported his death, referring to him by the incorrect name "Glup Shitto." Guap Shvt responded to these false claims by sharing the misinformation on his Instagram story with a confused emoji, indicating that he was very much alive and well.It's worth noting that "Guap" is a slang term often used in hip-hop culture, typically meaning a large amount of money or cash.Ā This context adds another layer to the artist's chosen stage name.
Always judge a book by its cover. This tactic is known for saving lives. People who don't use this tactic usually end up dead or hurt.
The Star Wars character?
"Glup Shitto"- - the worst Star Wars name ever
Cover checked out.
Oh no, my favorite Star Wars characters are always getting killed off.
I am sorry, but who? Who TF caresā¦.
I had a glup shitto this morning.
What was the point of getting an education?
Dudes name was shitto wtf š
Posing with guns always looks stupid.
He was such a good boy, I donāt understand how this happened š
Shitto got wiped out in Miami š§»š¢
Guess that degree wasnāt loaded
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/glup-shitto
His name is like a prequel Star Wars name.
Eating excrement is a forced satanic action that these āconvertsā must do on a weekly basis. He was trying to have it both ways. They dont like that.
No he canāt be gone
[Fact Check: Is Glup Shitto a real rapper and did he die? Viral tweet and meaning of the name debunked](https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/fact-check-is-glup-shitto-real-rapper-die-viral-tweet-meaning-name-debunked)
Not Glup Shittoā¦.
Was this the 20 year old that was killed by the drive by trying to cross the street?
Glup shitto is what a take after some Taco Bell.
Holding that sprayer, looked like a Congressmanās Christmas at first glance
another FAFO. letās go darwin.
With a name like that, he was destined for shittiness. Guess he found it.
The tragedy here is that he didnāt choose Rank Shitto as his rapper name
Who?
I wonder if glup shitto is his government name
A casket is a cover, too
I mean, the cover tells you a little about the book.
What a surprise?
Why did Mr and Mrs Shitto call their kid, āGlupā?
I thought he was a Star Wars character lmao
I heard it was a freak hairdressing accident involving a lightsabre.
In my language ĖglupĖ means dumb.
Glup Shitto? who on earth thought that was a good choice?
What a name!
Damn Shitto got flushed
Was his degree a bachelor's of shitto?
Donāt judge a book but this photo shows a weird book cover.
On his tombstone, it will read "Don't judge a book by its cover, but rather what's inside." The answer is 4 bullets.
I didnāt even know he was sick!
Love what you do and youāll never work a day in your life
Was it the glip glops? Probably the glip glops.
I like how the account says not to judge a book by its cover. Meanwhile the book is wielding a fucking gun. āNo, fella. He wonāt rob us with that gun. He has a degree!ā
CIA strikes againā¦ nice culture ya got there
Gulp, dats shitty
Probably because his rifle has no sights so he canāt actually aim it
Glup realized he had to shitto or get off the pot and make something of his life. It's such a shame this shitto had to happen to him.
Oh no not Gluppie ..
Who? Live for the streets, die by the streets. Even with the degree, brainless lifestyle got him got
https://preview.redd.it/s64153qxdbad1.jpeg?width=665&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cbc769519896077716c29eaf415bee70da6132b
Satire or no, ya gotta respect that trigger discipline. š¤
Note to self: donāt judge a book by its cover, unless the cover is carrying an AR-15.
Oh no. So anywayā¦
Just another day in the hood.
You have a name shitto and post āgraduationā pics with a gun, Iām 100% sure you didnāt graduate and your uncle or butt buddy gave you that and said āyeah you look coolā while laughing
It's fake. The real dude is alive. Name is Guap Shvt. [https://x.com/\_guapshvt?lang=en](https://x.com/_guapshvt?lang=en)
Was he any good?
Oh no.... ...Anyway
Well at least he doesn't have to pay back his loans šŖ
What if the books cover is completely bullet riddled.
Glup Shitto is believed to have been murdered by his rival Dr.Plop Turdo. Plopās romantic partner Knob Gobbelerin is also a suspect. Dr.Plop received his doctorate last year, again reminding us not to judge a book by its cover. In his graduation photo he posed with his favorite stethoscope and his trusty prison shank. Police claim they have their top K9s following the scent of the crime scene.
Itās a FL man thing: Bum Farto was fire chief in key west for a while, then disappeared.
I see that he also learned proper trigger control. š
of all people
We live in an age of educated barbarians
I mean at least itās not a Draco.
No sights on rifle. SIGH
The end.
In other news, the world goes on.
All the people in here who don't realize Glup Shitto is a super deep cut star wars reference
His name isnāt Glup Shitto and he isnāt dead. https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/fact-check-is-glup-shitto-real-rapper-die-viral-tweet-meaning-name-debunked#google_vignette
I'll glub to that šŗ
Then you die and all you're remembered for is being "Glup Shitto."
I don't have a problem with the murder, but at least he was biped.
That's the worst rap name I've ever heard
Dropping his middle name was the best career move Glup Lindsay Shitto ever made.
Every birdā¦dont fly
I knew this San Jose Rapper who got shot like 3 different times. Last time finally killed him. He was like "Fearless Fosdick"
His brother Sip Sharto is big sad
Well school was a waste of time and money