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Circle__of__Fifths

Wowwww šŸ˜† oh the energy it would take to refute these. As a graphic designer, this appears extra unhinged to meā€¦ but makes me wonder, would someone down a conspiracy rabbit hole learn to put trust in materials that look more amateur rather than more pro? Thatā€™d be an interesting and possibly valuable thing to study.


genevievex

I know itā€™s real because it uses the āœ… emoji


yuckobucko

the downward spiral for graphic design to shitty / fried / diy social media design has been so fascinating to watch as a response to this kind of internet user. Purposely stretched images and text from bad resizing, shitty fonts, HDR out the wazooā€¦. itā€™s getting wild.


MommotDe

Beyond refutation, some of these are just such complete non sequiturs. I mean, the sun is 666 times brighter from Mercury? What? Why (assuming it's even accurate) would that matter? The median of Venus's celsius and Fahrenheit temperatures is 666? I mean..... wow.


mimithelittledog

As a teacher who occasionally uses canva to make worksheets, I can tell you gen z would not read this nor find it very aesthetic


Circle__of__Fifths

That's a comfort at least :)


touching_payants

I think you're right on the money. I mean other people in this same group have told me that "anything is more reliable than mainstream science," when I asked them why they trusted someone anonymous who self-publishes under a pseudonym and uses royalty-free clip art for their book graphics.


TankDifficult8251

Pretty sure the 2016 election already proved that, yes, people put a lot of trust in something more amateur than pro. No need for further study.


wyrdwyldewytchwomyn

as a former conspiracy nut and also a graphic designer i really tried to make better ones for our church but itā€™s hard yall. lol the info kills brain cells and creativity


Jason-Perry

I thought the Earth orbits the Sun at 69,420 MPH.


Acrobatic_Event_4163

Sixty NINNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!


Msmall124

Nice


JoeBensDonut

Nice


altdultosaurs

When things are distances itā€™s the devils work.


marebee

Units of measurement are satanic


the_lote_tree

Replace the word devil or satan with ego, and it all becomes perfectly clearā€¦


DisposableJosie

Americans will measure with anything but the metric system.


SquidLK

This reads like a Dr. Bronners soap bottle


rabidcougar

I tried to read the Dr. Bronnerā€™s bottle once. I woke up from a coma three days later. The doctor said I was lucky because most people who try to read the bottle are usually out for at least a week.


SquidLK

Im pretty sure if you read the whole thing aloud youā€™ll summon a demon that smells like patchouli


ForemanNatural

Take my dying with laughter update, you magnificent bastard.


Booklet-of-Wisdom

Dilute, dilute OK!


mayangrl

Exceptions eternally? Absolutely none!


Popular_Solution_949

When I was in college, we used to read Dr. Bronnerā€™s out loud, while stoned. Many decades later, I still use it. However my eyes are too bad to read the tiny script.


gr33nhand

Bronners isn't anywhere near as bad as this lol


fatbandoneonman

Almost as if MATH is patterns


circapaleo

šŸ˜‚


fatbandoneonman

666 is only evil in pop-culture. The numerology of 6 is harmony and balance. 6 corresponds to The Lovers tarot card. The numbers reduce to 9, which is spiritual and humanitarian and represented in tarot by the hermit, who is a sage and a teacher.


touching_payants

And 69 is when you and your SO blow each other!


letsmakeiteasyk

I think Flat Earth theory is a way to breed climate change deniers.


MommotDe

It's the one ring to bind them all of conspiracy theories.


mamascorpio

Itā€™s just a rabbit hole that leads to fundamental Christianity imo ā€¦ and they have climate change denial in common.


letsmakeiteasyk

Itā€™s really sad.


No-Event6078

And they can't do basic math....


RollPracticality

Omg right? What're the odds that BOTH Neptune and Uranus are both the exact same surface temp... Aren't they different distances from the sun? A child could explain why that doesn't work.


[deleted]

And theyā€™re gas giants soā€¦ what surface?


LadyGaea

Starting off strong with a not-number


bluebirdmorning

They forgot sunset in Hell, MI, on 6/6 is at 7:06, which you guessed it, would be 6:66 if we had 100 minute hours.


TrunkWine

Or if you were in the Central Time Zone it would be 6:06. Which is GMT-6.


Double-Individual-59

0.666 ft 6x6x6 1.666 Thereā€™s a theme hereā€¦ Iā€™m sensing a satanic origin perhaps.


FelatiaFantastique

That's why real Christians use the metric system not US customary measures. Only Satan could come up statutory mile vs nautical mile and with 6+6 inches in a foot, 6 feet in a fathom, 6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6 fathoms in a cable, ... and apparently turn the universe into a six orgy. Ave Satanas!


StreetDouble2533

"US customary measures" is called Imperial, which is funny because we're not!


NotLostJustWanderin

ā€œAstro-NOTā€ was my favorite part. How petty.


Herman_E_Danger

Me too lol


msmika

These people are great with wordplay!


Aggravating_Dare_260

Wordplay or pettiness? Meh,who cares..on with the beheading!!


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maebridge

Thatā€™s what she said


RollPracticality

Don't forget Neptune!


Emrys7777

Hey! What a coincidence!! I am exactly 6x6 +6+6 years old!! Wow. And my grocery store is exactly 6+6 blocks away from my house. And my favorite pub is 6x6-6 minutes from my house!!! And my work isā€¦


princeasspinach

I knew I loved the devil for a reason


eleighbee

"Science" ?


TheUnsettledPencil

6 is just the number of man in the bible. Its not "satans" number. Mankind was made on the sixth day and creation was completed on the sixth day. IF all of those numbers were true (they're not) then it wouldn't represent anything except for that. The idea God tries to convey is that the world is incomplete without the Sabbath and the Sabbath symbolizes true completion and rest. Nothing is created on the Sabbath, it is finished and it is good. Creation as it is right now is in a place of incompleteness. This is not its final end state. So biblically this is all the number 6 means in this context (if this context were even completely true) The reason 666 is considered evil in the bible is because it can also represent mankind without the Sabbath. It represents a world controlled by, run by, and governed by man and man alone without the Sabbath, without rest, without completeness. Without its final state coming to fruition. Oh and Jesus is also represented in the number 7 and is considered to be the true Sabbath.


M0thman6666

If you take 9x2+3+7x11+568 do you know what that equals? 666 coincidence? I think not.


Practical_Cobbler165

This had me ROLLING.


Inside-Camel-3603

Ummm. How do they explain photographs of the earth from space???


[deleted]

Theyā€™re fakes from the Deep State lizard people- DUH šŸ™„


calmandreasonable

Bro found all the Easter eggs šŸ’€


proconlib

Isn't the Arctic Circle at 66.3? Is that, like, 7/8 Satanic? I'm not sure how the math works.


BokononBokuMaru

So when it is proven that the earth isnt flat, but is built on Satan's ass, you will all eat so much crow


DrPierreChow

We must be living in hell


quirknebula

Wow what a comprehensive and advanced list of scientific facts


LifeHappenzEvryMomnt

Have you seen ā€œBeyond the Curveā€ a documentary about the flat earth movement? Highly recommend. And I genuinely do wonder if the main character, Mark Sargeant, is serious. They even show a flat earth experiment with a high tech gyroscope that disproves their theory so they donā€™t present it.


girlgeek618

Uranus: Minus 320Ā°F (-195Ā°C) Neptune: Minus 330Ā°F (-200Ā°C) It would be harder to find one that is true...


pamplemouss

I kept trying to figure out in what way they were claiming the math doesnā€™t work out and then finally saw all rhe 666s


sassysleeper

Astro-Not: It took me way too long to figure out what that meant - and also, like the rest of their 666 "facts" - this one is wrong, too.


Ok_Fortune_6043

Itā€™s the devils work! šŸ˜ˆ


purdygirl62

Lol. I didn't know numerology was part of the flat earth arsenal


TheMightyQuinn888

The other day I ended up behind a car with 666 in the license plate so all of this must be true.


DisposableJosie

"Well, that sounds like Time Cube with extra steps"


ApprehensiveSet1284

Momma said round earthers are the devil.


dislocatedhip

Not that this is even in the top 10 issues with this post, but Key Largo is not the easternmost point in the US by a long shot


ProverbialBass

Dang science is metal AF!


Pleasant_Drama_7037

Astro Not?


Noisy888

I love how the check mark is there to offer validity to something obviously batshit crazy