*Santa has elves, right? And senator claus is an analogue for santa, duh.*
*The senator was a pre war politician, and sometimes politicians go on goodwill campaigns, where they sponsor some project for the downtrodden, cut some red ribbons, take a few pictures, etc etc*
*for pr stuff*
*And enclave made FEV, since it's a sillier nation we can just say a little was stored in this compound for whatever experiment the enclave never got around to after the bombs dropped*
*but it was going to be that Senator Claus sponsored a program to cryofreeze Orphans untill parents could be found, but they never got unfrozen because the bombs dropped*
*and then when claus woke up and was sufficiently loopy, he unfroze the orphans and dipped them in FEV, thus creating an army of short mutants that were his "elves" lmao*
*Yea Zap thought the idea was both too stupid and too dark so we didn't end up doing it like that, I dont think."*
- Obtained from OWB Discord, 3/24/2022
Oh! You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not plan dissidence I'm telling you why
Anderson is coming to town
He's making a list
Checking it twice
Gonna find out who's mutant or nice
Anderson is coming to town
He sees you when your resisting he knows when your irate
He knows if you've been tainted or good
So be good for your families sake!
So! You better watch out
Oh! You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not resist I'm telling you why
Anderson is coming to town
Anderson is coming to town
Anderson is coming to town!
Hey, it's Senator Claus!!
Good, pure kids get presents. Naughty, wasteland filth kids get their parents in a pile of goo
*Santa has elves, right? And senator claus is an analogue for santa, duh.* *The senator was a pre war politician, and sometimes politicians go on goodwill campaigns, where they sponsor some project for the downtrodden, cut some red ribbons, take a few pictures, etc etc* *for pr stuff* *And enclave made FEV, since it's a sillier nation we can just say a little was stored in this compound for whatever experiment the enclave never got around to after the bombs dropped* *but it was going to be that Senator Claus sponsored a program to cryofreeze Orphans untill parents could be found, but they never got unfrozen because the bombs dropped* *and then when claus woke up and was sufficiently loopy, he unfroze the orphans and dipped them in FEV, thus creating an army of short mutants that were his "elves" lmao* *Yea Zap thought the idea was both too stupid and too dark so we didn't end up doing it like that, I dont think."* - Obtained from OWB Discord, 3/24/2022
Huh, I was thinking more along the lines of getting shot with a plasma gun, but FEV works too
Christmas just a week away
Oh! You better watch out You better not cry You better not plan dissidence I'm telling you why Anderson is coming to town He's making a list Checking it twice Gonna find out who's mutant or nice Anderson is coming to town He sees you when your resisting he knows when your irate He knows if you've been tainted or good So be good for your families sake! So! You better watch out Oh! You better watch out You better not cry You better not resist I'm telling you why Anderson is coming to town Anderson is coming to town Anderson is coming to town!
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