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VladimirGrib42

I think this is called Stockholm syndrome, but idk I haven't been to Sweden


MisterTamborineMan

He falls for her after spending so long locked in her basement?


Ur_Left_Airpod

Nah ur thinking Stockton syndrome ![gif](giphy|XfT1Xb2O2ShHy)


Apprehensive_Beach_6

![gif](giphy|mBvHcOonDw9uIaxLOR)


TheGinger1s

This isn't toxic yaoi... nor is this toxic yuri... help!!!! What is this mystery toxic pairing between a man and a woman called!!!!! I've never seen anything like it on this sub!!!!!


DorothyDrangus

Heterosexuality


modsarestraight

Source?


DorothyDrangus

look in the mirror lmao got em


modsarestraight

https://preview.redd.it/o0z4ku0jts9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eadfe13684ce5b7400b0340254abf04f89b6f1f


burntends97

My source is deez


ligmaballll

It's called uhhh *checks Wikipedia* straight


Ganbazuroi

^(it's disgusting, that's what it is! i'd never come anywhere close to his syrupy, pancakey ass willingly, let alone kiss him! not even if i coated my lips in poison beforehand! dross!)


squasher04

Would Haru actually say dross


Ganbazuroi

Yes she's got that Mr. House vocabulary - ^erudite!


Prestigious_Click_54

Default configuration


Maximum-Tradition937

Toxic Straight ship :)


ShokaLGBT

sometimes a person wants to have fun no matter who the other person is, and then they’ll regret… after it of course


IllegalBaba

The average unhappy marriage


exorcisyboi

https://preview.redd.it/hdgngxmlhs9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b52cd78272bf3050ba37af73fb96e2c789c1cc4 I fuck with it purely for being a contrarian Also so people stop thinking I’m gay when I say I’m an Akechi fan


Ganbazuroi

^(go get a girlfriend or something instead of pulling these fuckass antics, mr rebel! i'm trying to do rich girl stuff in peace! stressful!)


DorothyDrangus

Real talk I hate this ship so much


squasher04

Real talk it's the fucking worst.


DorothyDrangus

Fandom brain at its absolute worst. "Yeah I know it's explicit in the original product that he murdered her dad and she hates his guts, but... what if they kissed 😳"


leastscarypancake

No reason at all for them to be together 😭


RhymesWithMouthful

The only Akechi ship I can kinda understand (aside from the obvious) is >!him and Sumire. She's the only person besides Joker he seems to genuinely care about.!<


DorothyDrangus

Even then I don’t really get the feeling he cares about her that much Also he’s gay as shit


Trenki_Melow

She is like top 2, but the space between 1 and 2 is so big that it doesn't matter a lot


EndItAlreadyFfs

I hate that ship too ngl, she really has no idea who akechi even is and going by her character she'd hate him if she knew


hotpedot

What do you think about this one? https://preview.redd.it/ykx3usv4st9d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=529bba08f0b2b62baf01227529518a5bdfcf8d3c Personally im not too fond of it


Professional-Pool290

Horrendous design. Look at the stacks on that thing. Four? Four's too much. Three slightly wider stacks woulda done, but noooo, Big Ship has an obsession with even numbers.


Knuckleduster17

Bro same, I saw this one shipping chart that had Haru and Akechi as “made for each other” like, no they are not, Haru is a sweet girl with morals while Akechi is a whiny edgelord who thinks having daddy issues makes serial killing ok


BisexualCrying

Hey! He’s my whiny edgelord who thinks having daddy issues makes serial killing ok!


Knuckleduster17

And that’s completely ok! But man oh man do I hate AkeHaru


BisexualCrying

Same. Partially because I think at most they’d be friends once Akechi works out his issues and they grow up, but Akechi is probably THE gayest person in the cast.


RecommendationFancy5

People will see 2 characters who both have daddy issues and then ignore every other detail of those characters, just to ship them together.


OWARI07734lover

What who who the fuck would think like this Do Persona fans even play Persona


U_n_d_e_r_s_c_o_rr

It's already well established that Persona fans don't actually play Persona


ParticularSolution68

What’s your opinion on shuake


DorothyDrangus

Not my thing but I get it. I think Joker didn’t outright hate the guy, probably didn’t love him either but wanted better for him. Akechi coming back as Joker’s wish in the third semester is pretty good evidence of that. Anyway it would be canon if Makoto wasn’t there


ParticularSolution68

Lol the scenes with Makoto grabbing joker get replaced with akechi instead


UnderwaterPromQueen

AHHH STRAIGHT AKECHI JUMPSCARE


squasher04

OOGA BOOGA https://preview.redd.it/dwajur18fs9d1.jpeg?width=626&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa4a0d3683d8b4f92997dc79f7b4d03408b5b6e7


Crackhead_sputum

AAAAAAAA https://preview.redd.it/nl3lu73ifs9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9dd44252b7eef672d35e4d29c258e8025b5e7da


leastscarypancake

Why is Junpei brain explode? Is he stupei?


OrganizationNo9540

Sometimes, only whenever he isn't being Da Man.


UnderwaterPromQueen

ITS OK I CAN FIX THIS https://preview.redd.it/rglrdyz8gs9d1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=58151a113dff5c9ddd37f62a7cbb42d47e0ef5da better. [source](https://x.com/seirorath/status/1613958544927391745)


darkness_death_empty

https://preview.redd.it/rlwk3dwgrs9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaf4f815f96b1fdc1d6931dc55c1ea507b4b234e


Tough_Passion_1603

Ok but hear me out An AU where he's a yakuza and she's blind 😳🥵


TrueGootsBerzook

YAKUZA REFERENCED https://preview.redd.it/s21r13laws9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fbd957e3475a5fd0e26c924959f008e2e0e4550


DorothyDrangus

I’ve read two different fics where Makoto is dating Joker but can’t form a complete sentence around Iwai because he’s ex-yakuza and she thinks that’s insanely hot


venxvan

I stumbled on a fic of Makoto getting plowed by Iwai with some Yakuza X Police women role play kink. Twas weird.


darkness_death_empty

Is this a reference I don't get?


Tough_Passion_1603

Yakuza https://preview.redd.it/c2bg1vdlus9d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aef40e681285b9518ac28f95c7d02c2a48728c66


UnderwaterPromQueen

no, genderbend makoto to make it gay again https://preview.redd.it/8rv7h5s1vs9d1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=020dc646f38be35027c8864522e473f603be0c4c


Tough_Passion_1603

Nah make akechi a woman instead, yuri! https://preview.redd.it/revvpowdws9d1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dd05ba557baf547622c7f6a8fcdcce42da4b1a1


Ganbazuroi

You can tell it's the female version thanks to the addition of massive, giant milkers


ParticularSolution68

Whoever drew that is down BAD


leastscarypancake

Why am I attracted to female akechi persona 5


squasher04

https://preview.redd.it/i7upy4jo6t9d1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68a3d888e7f7647d8741ecbbfb343583248e3937


ZackWasAlsoTaken

![gif](giphy|p99SaPLRQRiIe84Lv0|downsized)


BisexualCrying

I believe in flat chested Femkechi supremacy sorry


squasher04

I'd pay to see a fem Akechi x Haru ship what who said that


Arthur_Hawke

How to change your Goro from mid to based with one simple move


venxvan

https://preview.redd.it/0xjp6goyaw9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b86828428e13eb30340ff0e258c95f2f45761af


Ganbazuroi

Eh that one is fine, she's so mid it doesn't count


TOHRU_ADACH1

https://i.redd.it/f0zwq7hdos9d1.gif


leastscarypancake

Holy hell say gex


BisexualCrying

This is why I have mixed feelings about goro_orb. This right here is why I do not actively seek out their work. This is what prevents me from enjoying their content.


leastscarypancake

Akechi and Anne would NEVER man. Like genuinely I don't think they have any reason to be together


BisexualCrying

It’s okay, I have my favorite ShuAke artist right here https://preview.redd.it/wfqq68nh0t9d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0b86d2c09e97094acbad5fbb726c154849710fc Introducing…[luxuriantegg](https://x.com/luxuriantegg?lang=en)! I did a quick scroll through their Twitter once, and everything I saw was iconic and funny. The way they draw Ren is fucking amazing, with the little devil horns. They also have an AU where Akechi is in P4 (iirc), and the way they make Ken an “all murder depressed bitch” is hilarious.


leastscarypancake

This satisfies my shuake needs for a little while, thank you 🤩


BisexualCrying

You’re welcome. I want everyone to see their shit because it’s so funny. https://preview.redd.it/emtnbd4o1t9d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82d16d714f79c8976684683936e6a41802c22214


Fluffypuppy212

https://preview.redd.it/xev844u35t9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1bac5ef5a2e9fdfa5e46d4f9492f7d7e14b34a2


ParticularSolution68

NOOOOO, NOT HIM


HelpfulAdeptness8583

Gay akechi died so straight akechi can live


UnderwaterPromQueen

you mean no post canon shuake...? this is the worst day of my life


BisexualCrying

That’s it. The world no longer needs me.😔 https://i.redd.it/dzriu399ks9d1.gif


UnderwaterPromQueen

hey wait for me


BisexualCrying

Are we gonna die together like ShuAke does in an upcoming fanfic idea?


UnderwaterPromQueen

yes we're literally fem shuake


BisexualCrying

I can’t wait for us to die in the boiler room, because we both got fatally shot and we’re slowly bleeding out.


UnderwaterPromQueen

no its fine i have a persona with endure + revival beads


BisexualCrying

Damn, bro. Mine’s only got… *checks my document of my p5 self insert infodumps in my Notes app*…Curse and Psy moves.


Ganbazuroi

^(and of course it had to be my boiler room, because fuck me right?! now i have to get the janitor to clean up this mess! yusuke! wake up from your daily hour of sleep, there's two shuake enjoyers messing up your room! derisive!)


BisexualCrying

You say that like Yusuke wouldn’t draw it first


HelpfulAdeptness8583

Yes I do mean no post canon shuake. It’s over.


UnderwaterPromQueen

https://preview.redd.it/387f6f22ps9d1.png?width=789&format=png&auto=webp&s=e4365cbc8e62020677daa9708ea6fe00cef73dcd


HelpfulAdeptness8583

Just wait till P6 for a new ship to obsess over


BisexualCrying

BUT ITS NOT THE SAME ![gif](giphy|BbafUhsfSu3N6|downsized)


UnderwaterPromQueen

p6 but theres an easter egg with akechi and joker going on a date in the background


BisexualCrying

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE


HelpfulAdeptness8583

😭😭 it is what it is


BisexualCrying

I’m spiteful so as long as I live, I’ll carry out post canon ShuAke.


leastscarypancake

No, its not straight, it's a bisexual polyamorous relationship with joker


Ganbazuroi

It's a plan to kill him by Haru, she knows he's allergic to women so she's kissing him while Jonkler is sleeping to make sure he won't get a dose of Amamiyium in time to save his ass


Economy_Handle_6842

wow this is the first thing i see after pride month ends huh..


squasher04

GUYS I SWEAR THE TIMING OF THIS POST HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PRIDE MONTH ENDING. Shuake forever.


DemiBo7

TeChNicUlLy 🤓 pride month hasn't ended in some places due to time zones, so you're safe


BisexualCrying

Welcome back to the team, squasher.


squasher04

I'm the type of guy who likes to wander round.


venxvan

Homophobia arc ??!! https://preview.redd.it/e2smva4hfw9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04c678a4f4a0ad699c32478004c077b07dd37e05


[deleted]

Pride month is over. You had your fun sinners, but it’s over. All the gays must return to Mordor until it’s June again next year. https://preview.redd.it/tc3vxdtk0u9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc59d4b0307325d5ca5bf784f0a6c60c551edc59


squasher04

What if it was Shadow of Gaydor https://preview.redd.it/5b9b19ejbu9d1.jpeg?width=848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66c004430aacd19639b7363cd2ce4c503eaad0a1


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/0a0j0m2obu9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9346d5a4d58b9f8bf718f24e92f485843e4d5b0f Chelebrimbor or whatever the fuck his faggity name is would never give his ass to a filthy human. Racism is more powerful than the gay thoughts.


BisexualCrying

https://preview.redd.it/hm2n4wclks9d1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93f3aed66627d37f603604ff963ba0b08f1a9b1f This is the only case where it would actually sort of work together.


squasher04

This would only make Haru want to kill Akechi more


RecommendationFancy5

Akechi wants to “kill” >!(fuck)!< Joker, Haru wants to “kill” >!(BDSM)!< Joker. Akechi wants to *actually* kill Haru, Haru wants to *actually* kill Akechi. Yeah, seems like a pretty stable relationship to me.


venxvan

Isn’t this literally a Homestuck thing?


BisexualCrying

Ganbazuroi can assure you it works perfectly well and there is absolutely no flaws


DorothyDrangus

^(there are no flaws in my throuple’s logic! airtight!)


BisexualCrying

Oh my god Ganbazuroi what happened to the cinnamonroll pfp


Ganbazuroi

Why did they give Haru the Big Bang Buns on this one


BisexualCrying

I’ve shown this several times and you just now realize 😭


Ganbazuroi

Not much of an ass man lmao I kinda noticed before but I'm not the best with ass puns - ^buttiful!


EvilEnderwolfGaming

What would this be called? Harshuake? Shuhargoro?


leastscarypancake

Polyamory


BisexualCrying

I honestly didn’t know this wasn’t a crack ship until I found this fanart once


EvilEnderwolfGaming

Yeah, like I know of Shuake and Harugoro, Idk why it never crossed my mind that people would ship a poly of them


BisexualCrying

It’s a crackship for me which I can live with


EvilEnderwolfGaming

Mhm toxic bisexuality poly at it's finest. I might bite into this forbidden fruit.


DorothyDrangus

Nakadashi, look it up on a work computer


venxvan

ShuAkeHaru


MisterTamborineMan

They look cute together... But this probably the most cursed ship I've ever seen in this fandom. So well done, OP.


squasher04

https://preview.redd.it/243yzdcmvs9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80d47d3311eb73f21a0f2c44aae3b91d4e56536b


I_made_a_doodie

He’s a power bottom, so this makes sense. He’ll enjoy Haru brutalizing his bussy.


squasher04

I wish I didn't have to read this today.


BisexualCrying

Same. ![gif](giphy|StFlcHVnuz6Yy6mxcq)


WolfDoesSomeReddit

Non-akeshu akechi ship?? In MY OKBP???


Shiitakeenjoyer

Sometimes it happens... and it never ends well.


Spaghetti_meatbaIIz

https://i.redd.it/bdbs24x0ks9d1.gif


Random_name4679

https://i.redd.it/vr3na3520t9d1.gif


ReadyForKenny

https://preview.redd.it/6jrrzifq1t9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=569dadb3779bbad1b5a07e0e3b568b7112a28e21 If they let Haru rearrange his insides a couple of times maybe this bitch would calm down. Seriously though any sort of relationship those two could have would be incredibly toxic and that's the fun of it.


EvilEnderwolfGaming

I hella fw Bi Akechi


TheArthurCallahan

As far as crackships go, I can go for this one. I still prefer gaykechi.


SteveFrom_Target

I dunno about this one... https://preview.redd.it/jjfctczsis9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dfc7162735edeb30396661bde2fad55c6da6b90


squasher04

https://preview.redd.it/xg5tgndzis9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf50124f054a4fb542cf1fc958f2b1b301f8604f I'm good at posting cringe that's all


danny_sweetnuts

Is there a term for psychopath x psychopath


EvilEnderwolfGaming

Bonnie and Clyde


InYourDreamsPedro

https://preview.redd.it/bclmcc66hs9d1.png?width=872&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a67895d612efd253f3290cebe11e758b5eb68258


squasher04

https://preview.redd.it/fiqhb7lfhs9d1.jpeg?width=837&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdc38f177c7c69571a6acdb3b2124cd137f343b1


WanderingWiloughby

He was straight this WHOLE TIME!? WHAT OTHER LIES HAS THIS SUB BEEN FEEDING ME!? NEXT YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME SOMETHING CRAZIER LIKE YUKARI DOESN'T ACTUALLY CALL PEOPLE SLURS


squasher04

https://preview.redd.it/6nl564clws9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3ef69d20869916e7217941d8d94be022a8ba082


WanderingWiloughby

DO YOU!? DO YOU *REALLY*!?


squasher04

No ofc not I love the gays 😁


cardboardboxian

https://preview.redd.it/xrwkfz3hfs9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49034567c4a0a4bd7ce5fbd42847af7b8ac5a4a5 peak fiction


TheTyphlosionTyrant

https://preview.redd.it/5khcnpi45t9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bb377c9c62bb1cf5f77e5a08bcf6034e0fa7cb3 This is awful


Apprehensive_Beach_6

What if Haru was the one who killed her father? Because then this ship would work.


squasher04

What if anyone who ships Haru and Akechi burns at the stake? What if then?


Shiitakeenjoyer

Oh, my second favorite pairing with Akechi... totally worth upvoting, lol Also yes, https://preview.redd.it/5z05om6ogs9d1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5eff36c0e874edbd23cc4ea74dd1696fc3ae3177


TheHollowMusic

https://preview.redd.it/bane49095t9d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1c0388338daa10b0761fff1fab8a8193fea248a


Doc-Wulff

We've finally done it, we've had toxic yaoi and toxic yuri. Now we have toxic heteros.


My2CentsiF

In all seriousness though I've read an akeharu fic before And ngl Liked it I liked it a lot


USrooster

You know I'm sure there's a bunch of shoujos that have this plot.


ci22

The only thing worse is him dating Futaba Or maybe he somehow cucks Adachi and steals Sae from him This only works if Hari despised her father and saw Akechi killing him as a favor


squasher04

Seems like you've thought about this a bit https://preview.redd.it/awtnvetz6t9d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=944e8bcffc2ca1fca5423a7d2449a722280a7717


BisexualCrying

I like interpretations of Haru that despised her dad, but she’s angry at Akechi because that was supposed to be her kill >:(


X-xOtakux-X

https://preview.redd.it/i2393939tt9d1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=479ccb5e5d281dbb7ae0cc279aa212049e9245b6


GroundbreakingBank62

I solely think this ship exist just so haru has some shipping partner like how the rest of the Phantom Thieves have one


SuperKami-Nappa

Can’t we just ship her with Morgana?


RicardoOfTheEnders

https://preview.redd.it/yebm1spw9v9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f1303f89b0ce64889923acd0ee7b658b1ca29ec


StagFilippo19

https://preview.redd.it/simpj1a4pv9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edcf3b783f33cf7468b1d15874270a4ff2a74d06


SuperKami-Nappa

“Well my dad sucks anyways”


Live-Buy4387

Is there a lore reason why ShuAke is okay but not AkeHaru? Aren't they kinda the same in story? Am I stupid? (I have media literacy of a goldfish)


squasher04

Akechi hasn't killed anyone important to Joker. Yet.


sinndec

Other than Joker himself (sure, it was fake Joker, but Akechi didn't know)


DorothyDrangus

Joker is willing to forgive Akechi on some level for trying to set up the PTs; Haru absolutely is not willing to forgive him for straight up killing her father


squasher04

[Source](https://x.com/yura_s_arts/status/1533572066603159552?t=luiaKGEz3kGCxSK3InhyCg&s=19)


SharenaAskr

I LOVE HATESEX I LOVE HATESEX I LOVE HATESEX!!!!!!


ProudSandwich2407

toxic heterosexuality ⁉️⁉️⁉️


RepresentativeLink95

i hate this with every fibre of my being


No_Writing3719

https://i.redd.it/65pb7j0yzv9d1.gif Worst idea for a ship I’ve ever seen


AdvertisingOk6585

Ship Akechi with Ren, ship Akechi with Haru, heck why don't we just ship Akechi with Thomas the tank engine at this point


ci22

Nah Akechi X The map from Dora the Explorer


Educational-Year3146

Honestly I was thinking about headcanon ships and I thought for a minute about Haru. Considered Akechi and actually liked it at first. Then I remembered *the issue*. And now I couldn’t hate it more.


Betodelarosam

This is even worse than Akechi x Joker… my eyes hurt, f you


VenezuelanIsabeau

this is proshipper art EWWWWW😭