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MathematicianWitty23

Preschool shoulder pads, that’s the 80s alright!


green_dragon527

Looks like Romulan daycare for the TNG fans out there 😂


caffeinius

“… But I can only count to FOUR LIGHTS!”


kdlangequalsgoddess

They really shouldn't have got that Cardassian supply ECE, in retrospect.


OldWar1040

Wait what episode(s) are that two comments referring to?


TimmyTwoSmokes

Chain of command , two parter in the 6th season of TNG, where Picard gets tortured by the Cardassians.


Indocede

Aww you got to go to Romulan daycare? The Romulan kids got to play empire. The Federation kids got to play Parisses squares. Hell the Ferengi kids even got to play dabo!! But all us Caradassian kids, we only ever got to play who's the best tattletale.


InformalYouth9097

Don’t forget us Niners! 😃


sarahtruly

WERK


laydibug2477

😂


[deleted]

First daycare, then the boardroom


UhYeahOkSure

Then the North Pole, then the surface of mars


pisspot26

Philipina J Fry, named for her uncle


biznatch11

😢


WinterElsa

…to carry on his spirit


djseifer

*Don't you... forget about me...*


Green_Slice_3258

Man fuck all yall 😭


TheBackPorchOfMyMind

That episode…every time


dachshund-jay

Darn right! Them shoulder pads are working 9 to 5. Love it.


Steveseriesofnumbers

If they were any bigger she could play defensive line for the '88 Broncos.


theBigBOSSnian

Or ready to join a wow raid


NrdNabSen

yeah, boss was riding her ass to get those TPS reports filed.


AAArdvaarkansastraat

Need a cover sheet!


FreeItties

I'm gonna need you to go ahead and stand there for a picture Right


Mmortt

Peak 80’s


No_Pear8383

“I pooped my pants.” -the little business lady


ExpressionHaunting58

First day of daycare…briefcase on hand. 😎


za72

a lot of serious pie charts and general pie issues


ellefleming

Spreadsheets.


libmrduckz

lateral integration of sandwich layers is today’s action item…


The_smallest_things

I mean she's basically the Tess McGill from working girl. 


PlantfoodCuisinart

...to run it?


MimikyuuAndMe

When she plays house she repossesses them.


ILookLikeKristoff

I audited my parents and believe me there were some discrepancies


cturkosi

"Dad, this aeroplane you just landed in my mouth had some contraband broccoli in the cargo bay. I'm gonna have to revoke your pilot's license."


hipery2

I did not know that Boss Baby was a remake.


Big_Green_Piccolo

How do I reach these keeees


StrengthBetter

mobster look frl


SaboLeorioShikamaru

This girl occupations


Heather82Cs

I was absolutely waiting for a humans of New York -style caption underneath


IamFromBeyond

It's a side hustle


movieator

Daycare day trader.


I_SUCK__AMA

New podcast incoming...


pokeraf

Some toddlers pick boogers, she picks stocks


libmrduckz

well she keeps wiping her stocks on her jacket sleeve…


shelly-tambo

she’s not bossy, she’s the boss!


CyberSosis

It’s my turn to play with atari and I can prove it


Stanwich79

https://preview.redd.it/e77818g0f78d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e960964204fd74f7e12a240236bbcbeb64292d5a


kujotx

We don't need another hero.


Due-Engineering-637

![gif](giphy|RFIuO4XWzU8gg) Two men enter. One man leaves.


ellefleming

Raggedy man.


emptybowloffood

Take my upvote and get the hell outta here.


laydibug2477

We ALWAYS need another hero 🦸‍♀️


Filibust

You look so cute with your little briefcase


sapperfarms

That actually is a cassette tape case. God I’m old….


Houston_NeverMind

I think that's a lunch box.


falcon_driver

I am very intimidated by your naturally broad shoulders.


a_l_g_f

I think that's just the 80s. Shoulder pads really were everywhere.


falcon_driver

I think you are callously denying this toddler her naturally buff physique and assuming it's a fashion choice. Uncool


LokisDawn

Just imagine a little girl with the physique of Eddie Hall. Like an actual wrecking ball.


laydibug2477

😂🥰


cholotariat

What exactly are you standing on? Oh, right. Bidness.


Disastrous-Bet-8813

Damn you're all parka


Seekinglaughter

No way Sara! That was you last week headed for Sophmore orientation. 😄


Dionysusfan

I am wearing my power suit to fire everyone of you slackers.....right after recess.


LovableSidekick

"Leave the money by the bike rack. *And no cops!!!*"


selghari

![gif](giphy|UShetzBnSmKNE3tc4L)


Dangerous_Wishbone

"They call me ranch 'cause i be dressin'"


wdwerker

All by yourself? Uphill both ways?


sati_lotus

In the snow. No shoes.


emptybowloffood

And backwards.


laydibug2477

How young ARE y’all?? Lol. It was the 80’s, not the f’n 40s and 50s 🤦🏻‍♀️


wdwerker

I was 10 when we landed on the moon.


Defiant-Specialist-1

Working 9 to 5 just a way to make a living…


fabposes

How many people did you fire that day?


Mr_Goat_9536

Did you run the daycare?


Patriquito

I can tell your mom was a fashionista


SweetPickleRelish

My mom dressed me in absurd 80s couture every day. When I ask her why she did this to me she just laughs.


Sawgon

> When I ask her why she did this to me she just laughs. "Get pranked dumbass kid" - Your mom probably


ms_emily_spinach925

We want to see more 😅🥰 you were adorable and the 80s were full of weird fashion, it’s fun to see photos of it


TheSodernaut

And thank her for it.


sadapparatus

She did it for us and this moment.


patpatpatpatel

By day care you mean some sort of soviet tyre factory


actionerror

What do you do now?


SweetPickleRelish

I’m a social worker 😅. I was done with corporate America before I hit kindergarten


actionerror

I’m sure you made your millions in Corporate America in the 80s and now are out to help those in need


SweetPickleRelish

I wish haha


ellefleming

This picture is so adorable it's ridiculous.


pan-pan-tango

I’m so proud to hear you are a social worker. A job I always wanted to do but just didn’t have the chops.


laydibug2477

Love this 🫶🏼


davey_mann

I hope Ralphie helped you up whenever you fell down.


b1carbo

She looks like she is about to fire the cameraman


Life_force_stealer

Daycare Rescue S1E4


mapduke

OTW to negotiate nap times


jaybee8787

![gif](giphy|2bRl9YbY60FMs)


Mtolivepickle

Walked uphill in both directions, definitely a different time. What was your position at baby corp?


neaeeanlarda

Omg, that is so cute


RuthlessPineapple

I’ll be in meetings all day and I’m not to be disturbed.


fuegodiegOH

Shorty had the profit margins of that daycare fixed in 6 weeks, & finally fired Carol in payroll


Quality_Street_1

Was it on the moon?


ducogranger

Europe, from those brick sidewalks


Lepke2011

Class President, 1988


The3rdLetter

giving video game boss vibes


Sproose_Moose

Boss baby


Jsuke06

38 years old?


xtlhogciao

“You got the product?”


Agathocles87

The new CEO


breadboxofbats

A busy business lady with no time for foolishness


TidalWaveform

You look like a public defender on the way to court.


__Sentient_Fedora__

My papers, business papers.


Gamekitten_42

I thought you were going to a board meeting. Look at them power shoulders! Lol. Cute.


the_last_boomer

"We're running late and I still need to get my latte... ugh, talk to the hand."


heebro

needed a large jacket to wrap up all that sass


Trioxin5

“I didn’t choose the daycare life; the daycare life chose me”


malamutebrew

![gif](giphy|8FVAufI9rQTptuJ77T)


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Came here to post this


Batman1384

Did they offer you salary in stocks or cookies?


Factor135

https://preview.redd.it/uhkqxweok88d1.jpeg?width=453&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3e6c064ec181a2fa728b2291ccadea3e1923d0c


Tronkfool

The daycare doesn't know it yet, but they are being audited.


BUNewski

Ah, a Space Linebacker Lawyer, I was that for Halloween once too.


mrgoobster

Suitcaselunchbox is pretty stylin'.


Succulent_Pigeon

Briefcase wanker


ValleySherpa

Why did I have to scroll this far down to find this comment?


lemeneurdeloups

“Category is: Executive Realness!”


The_Oaxacan_Dead

Your right ear and right foot stance match. Little cutie.


SweetPickleRelish

Don’t get me started on the ears. They could pick up Soviet spy satellites 😩


The_Oaxacan_Dead

Hahaha! Still a little cutie.


PM_ME_ORANGEJUICE

Do you still have an incredibly powerful aura or did that wear off with time


100vs1

did you own the daycare? 🥹🤣


skittlesaddict

Taking care of business.


Callahan41

You look like you’re off to buy out a company


GoldLeaderPoppa

Looks like you drove yourself.


ctrain_1985

I approve.


Which_Preference_883

Powerful


VerticleSandDollars

Straight up crushing it. I think this outfits works for every single possible occasion or situation. Irrefutable.


FSpezWthASpicyPickle

Those power shoulders and that briefcase. You're not *going* to daycare, you *own one half of this daycare*! Hostile takeover, here we go!


chivalryrocks

She's taking care of business.


VividEffective8539

Thug


squee_bastard

That is one sassy little business lady, totally *Working Girl*


NorthRip9236

I'm dying to see the evolution of your outfits to the current date


ValPrism

To run the daycare?


dumpitdog

Aren't you a little young to hold a job like that.


dandimonium

Persian?


SweetPickleRelish

Puerto Rican


Infinite_Walrus-13

Like a boss….you were going to own that day care.


Blue-Out05

Could be an album cover


blipsman

Linda from HR, is that you?


man_u_is_my_team

Narcos: Kindergarteña


Towerburger32

Now that’s a 🎀Barbie coded boss baby🎀


BackgroundSwim2105

Are you a kinder garden lawyar ?


ObjectiveTinnitus

Power move by the parents. Those pre-k boys will take you seriously with the big shoulder pads.


Lopsided_Flight3926

I am so here for this look


Zestyclose_Diamond_1

https://preview.redd.it/8aopcs17ea8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90d1e984194f166161367e46eeb1a24515ea68e8 Same energy


SilverSpacecraft

boss baby


Sturgill_Jennings77

Were you dressed by David Byrne?


stpetepatsfan

First, you need not include the year. Coulda guessed. For those above 45 years old, we know.


noiseandbooze

Ummm…*Excuse me*?? I’m 44, and I am *very* much in the know.


laydibug2477

Shit, I’m 37 and very much in the know!!! 💁🏻‍♀️


jetogill

David Byrne fan?


LindaOfLonia

Boss baby?


tootbrun

Like a boss


LandotheTerrible

Love the little briefcase.


aelric22

![gif](giphy|3zD0Iymuhx3d6)


skeetwooly

Brick lined breifcase, for the bully deterence.


Fedge348

I went through your post history…. I also have those same pinky fingers you have, the crooked pinky’s. You are the first person I’ve ever seen besides my family that have that. My mom can’t even put hers flat on the table.


Fine_Cartographer738

That jacket is holding a briefcase and has stuffed a small human inside of it!


noiseandbooze

Just became the majority shareholder in the DayCare Corp. and is about to layoff half the staff. “I’m sorry, but this will be your last recess, we’ll do your exit interviews after nap time.”


CartographerOk7579

The sidewalk looks Spanish. Where was this photo taken?


SweetPickleRelish

Probably Hoboken, New Jersey


GeddysPal

You look like a tick about to pop.


Isisohisis

Business baby


Longliveu526

Was you the Principal?


DotAdministrative679

I’m taking the red Swingline …


AbbreviationsSea2516

Standin on business early!!!


No-Document-8970

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trzanboy

When you are president, you MUST recreate!


VelvetWhispers_

i dress like u to go to work


Rumpelfourskin

When you have to push back the merger at the law firm so you don't get the post-snack sleepies.


J9SteiffBear

About to close a sales deal.


Thin_Thought_7129

30 months or 30


FPFresh123

Dora?


JarlFlammen

You look like you just dropped the kids off at daycare tbh


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whatever_doggeronis

So...... Did you outgrow your huge ass ears?


GSV_SleeperService88

![gif](giphy|7b1hq0WOQZ8dy)


ImpressiveLog756

Can we get a current pic


likerunninginadream

You must be a Vice President of a Fortune 500 company now.


SweetPickleRelish

I’m a social worker specializing in schizophrenia. Yes, my mom is disappointed 😂


N2thethicc1001

You look like an auditor lol


ChefQueef-

You look fly as fuck


___333

Werk.


Electrical-Arm-4876

you look like your from the future


Pascal-02

You look like you were the boss


Mjukplister

Like a little toddler Henry VIII .


gardner4life1

Look at that jacket! So cute.


meepymeepmoop

Puffy sleeves. 80’s. Checks out.


rdell1974

Old school? Born in the mid 80’s? Hold your horses


Mr_Dumass40

And then she played middle linebacker for the NY Giants on Sundays and occasionally Monday nights when she'd tell mommy and daddy she was staying up past her bed time.


secretdemonz

😂😍😍😍


devok1

CEO of daycare?