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itsokmomimonlydieing

Was dating his 1st Sgt's 16 year old daughter, not sure how he got that GCM? Lol


PMzyox

I always wondered if he did anything bad


CaptainObvious110

Who knew that jn less than 20 years he would be dead.


STL_420

I knew that. Googled it.


RealBaikal

This dude did jack shit in the army compared to his fellows you can be certain of that


LordReekrus

Meh...I served on his base and he was still remembered there. Loved by the locals and never disparaged by the Army or anything. Statues and plaques, etc. I'm sure he had a very unnoteworthy career, but he did what was asked of him and that's more than a lot of people can say.


gibbsi

Friedberg?


Pickle_riiickkk

He was offered the opportunity to serve as an entertainer, but chose to be a tanker instead.


SouthTippBass

Probably. But he went all the same.


PMzyox

That’s why he’s the king


Supreme_Primate

Agreed but he still did more than Captain bone spurs.


mapletable82

Paid other soldiers to shine his shoes.


girlwiththeASStattoo

I was damn good at shining shoes in the military and i made decent money dont feel bad


mapletable82

In my platoon, you shined your own shoes. Never pass a fault.


Significant_War_5924

Okay?


girlwiththeASStattoo

Thats bad ass dude


tequilavip

“Good. Now I can get back to fucking American women.” Elvis Aaron Presley, probably


Zillah-The-Broken

teenage girls more like


MetalSociologist

Ole Elvis "Pedophile" Presley.


MetalSociologist

Oh how sad, getting downvoted by people simping for a pedo. What ever will I do?


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Alwaysontilt

I had the same question. This is the same service uniform thst soldiers have today (they are transitioning back to the older green uniform but plenty of service members still have the blue). I tried to see if this uniform was in use during that time but it seems there's pictures of Elvis wearing all different variations of service uniforms.


starsNjars

My dad was in the army around the same time here, and he stayed in until retirement. I never remember him wearing blue


Bershirker

Whoa whoa whoa, they're transitioning BACK to the pickle suit? In God's name, why? I started my service in those fugly uniforms and was stoked when they "transitioned back to Dress Blues" because it's a much nicer and better-looking uniform that had historical significance. Why are they going back to green?...again...


Alwaysontilt

Haha, yup. The phase out date is 2027 for the blue uniform. I'll almost be retired by then so I'll have seen 3 different uniforms.


Bershirker

Gross. I just looked it up. They say they want to being back the uniform they used in WW2 but I don't get the reasoning. It looks like a war-time dress uniform, and the belted jacket is so dated. Of course, I was also initially hostile to the off-color officer pants with the dress blues, but they look great in person.


International_Bit478

I got out before they switched to the dress blues, so all I ever got was a pickle suit that never fit right to begin with.


Bershirker

The pickle suit never fit anyone correctly. I hated that thing. I'm reading that they're keeping the dress blues for very formal occasions and using the pinks&greens for a working uniform. That's a fair compromise, I suppose. Grunts love having to clean and care for like five separate uniforms. Although, I guess the Navy is worse in that regard.


aykdanroyd

The blue uniform was an optional dressier dress uniform until the adoption of the ASU


TimothyZentz

“Discharged”? For being a celebrity? 🤣


ShadowDV

Anytime anyone leaves the military, whether their contract is up and they didn't re-enlist, or they had a medical issue, or they get kicked out for fucking up or committing a crime, it is a "discharge." But there are administrative discharges and punitive discharges. Administrative: Contract is over you got an honorable discharge, medical, that kind of stuff. Punitive: (bad conduct or dishonorable discharge) You committed crimes or serious infractions. You possibly spent time in a military prison before being discharged. On the same level as a felony conviction.


DeepBlue20015

Back from the frontline no doubt!


whereyouatdesmondo

We weren’t at war. But don’t let that stop you from making a dumb point.


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whereyouatdesmondo

Hahaha no it wasn’t. That ended in 1953.