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malesack

I was dating a girl in the 80s while stationed overseas. She was late returning from leave back in the states. Said she met Scott Baio on the plane and spent some time with him for a couple days. I guess she saw an opportunity and went for it. We didn’t last.


HerbaDerbaSchnerba

Yuck. Get tested if you haven’t. /s


malesack

It was almost 40 years ago. I think I’m good. She later married a preacher and moved to PNW. If Farrah or Raquel had offered me the same opportunity, well…


HerbaDerbaSchnerba

They should’ve moved to Utah. Much better cults in Utah. It’s fun being a follower, but you make more money as a leader. Anyways, sorry about Scott Baio. I hate him too, if that helps.


zrayburton

Yikes man sorry to hear.


retrocp

You definitely have AIDS


No_Weather1051

A photo of three gigantic boobs. 


RktitRalph

Take my up vote ⬆️ now go to your room


WhoStoleMyJacket

The OG bolt-ons. All of them


ChinaCatProphet

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zrayburton

LOL


Late-Ad-3136

Pam has always had the worst taste in men. She could have almost any man she wanted, and she chose trash every time.


HomeOrificeSupplies

Don’t speak about the mother of my (imaginary) children that way.


Late-Ad-3136

So, you're saying you aren't "a catch"? 🤣


HomeOrificeSupplies

I…I can’t play drums


Special_Wishbone_812

Her picker hasn’t once worked for her.


blackteashirt

Yeah she's so lovely, what do you think happened there? I watched her doco. Also watched her on Baywatch a lot. She'd have been better off with Mitch or that other young life guard, what's he doing now? Was it Koby? Hoby? Maybe we can get them back together. I think Even Hulk Hogan would have been better. She was just attracted to gutter filth for some reason.


HalfOrcMonk

Pre Tommy Anderson is so beautiful.


AcrolloPeed

Hand to God, sleaze is some sort of metaphysical substance that can infect others physically. When they were together, there was this shiny patina on her like the way Marla looked in *Fight Club.* This visible, greasy varnish.


Yorktown1871

I was watching a doc on “influencers” and one of them was dating Tommy and he picked a booger from her nose and ate it…


Kevster020

Who says romance is dead.


ClickF0rDick

I want to be the person I was before reading this message 🤮


DreadyKruger

It’ is , some women no matter the race or creed are attracted to dirt bags and assholes. I had a friend of a friend who say the most awful things to women to pick them up and it would work more times than not. And he wasn’t good looking. Google Shabba Ranks an old dancehall singer , he looked like that.


Instantly_New

Mr. Uglyman. Shabba!


JustAnOrdinaryBloke

It's because they are confident.


TheObesePolice

She looked her worst, which is still 1000× better than my best 😂, when she was with Kid Rock IMO Every time she kicked one of her d-bag ex's out of her life she went back to being a NYC stunner - case in point, look at her today!


CitizenTaro

I think that’s the drugs my friend.


unsavory77

Got that something about Mary hair going on.


RobotFloyd

lol I’m never going to unsee that


BigGirlKid

I was going to say the higher the hair the closer to God but seems wrong now


Pissflaps69

In this particular picture she doesn’t look great but you’re 100% correct


oldsol88

She was hottest as tool girl..!


wejustdontknowdude

Who knew that Baio would turn out to be such a douche.


TonyG_from_NYC

We all knew. We just missed the signs. Apparently, he was a real creepy fuck on the set of CiC.


Fluffy_Somewhere4305

Yeah he was always a giant douchebag and an absolutely awful actor. There was just no social media back then to give him a bullhorn


hnbastronaut

Yeah looking at this picture he looks so slimy - It's so palpable in hindsight


Valianne11111

Happy Days too


TheObesePolice

Ralph Machio > Scott Baio It's not even close :)


gitty7456

Didn’t know, what did he do?


Wil420b

Heavily pro-Trump and Reagan. Spoke at the 2016 RNC convention, campaigned for Trump in 2020. Sandy Hook was a hoax to enact gun control. Allegedly molested and raped Nicole Eggert (Pam's co-star from Baywatch), whilst she was a minor. On the set of Charles In Charge. Also alleged to have assaulted one of the other male actors on the set


gitty7456

A nice guy… Thanks for the infos!


nysocalfool

Chachi in charge was always a douche.


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Beartrkkr

TBF, Tommy skewed the bell curve a bit...


Adventurous-Sky9359

Ha I see what you did there


Critical_Tooth9973

How Chachi got any of the chicks he did is baffling


mattevil8419

He got famous when most people only had three channels. I remember Robin Williams remarking he still got stopped in the street for Mork more than any other character he played. I have to wonder if half the girls in the 90s he dated had grown up with Chachi crushes.


missionbeach

Famous. Money.


Reasonable-Word6729

Probably having large package is boost


hellolovely1

Yeah, he wasn't even good-looking back then, looking at this photo. He's like an average guy his age.


Critical_Tooth9973

For sure. Must provide some happy nights too


Afraid_Resort_9018

Right?! Even as a young kid, Scott’s fame was baffling to me because he’s not good-looking or funny at all 😭


Talktotalktotalk

Similar to how I feel about Pete Davidson.


weezmatical

Yeah, he started going downhill FAST after Charles in Charge. The only way he got Pam is coasting on the fact that she likely had a childhood crush on him. Cause by celeb standards, he looks rough for his age here. And by normal people standards, he still has a certain skeeviness to him in this picture.


chancamble

Looking at this photo - this is the first question that came to me as well.


narcowake

I miss the double breasted suit of the early 1990s


suez25

Oh my giddy aunt 😆 Cant believe as a kid growing up I had loads of Scott Baio’s pictures on my bedroom wall. I was obsessed with Bugsy Malone! I imagined I was Talulah 😆


Reasonable-Wave8093

Oh thats bad


suez25

I know 🫣🫣😆


bateau_du_gateau

Obviously at this point Pammy is already enhanced but it is still striking how normal and natural she looks compared to current day celebrities 


k20350

A friend worked security on the Baywatch set in the late 90's. He says she was the most beautiful woman he's ever seen in person bar none.


hellolovely1

I've never seen Pam in person, but for me, this was Iman. She didn't even look like she was from the same planet as the rest of us.


Blofeld_

Stunning


gdsmithtx

Yes! Her, Gabrielle Union, and Margot Robbie all have that “created in a lab for the express purpose of being irresistible to me” quality to them.


weezmatical

I've heard this about a lot of good looking celebs (usually from more normal looking celebs). That they are so much better looking than the avg "good looking" person that it's shocking.


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

Is it just me or does this woman look like a completely different person in every photo?? Jenna Jameson had exactly the same qualities. Characters could be played by a group of people and we would never know the difference???


paparansen

https://preview.redd.it/93x9mafkkq9d1.jpeg?width=1233&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=714d0e1debfa17cff9347e350c4a871d49fec1b5


cheddoline

Was they marketing a pilot for a series called "Baiowatch"?


Blofeld_

More naturally beautiful now, stunningly.


kel36

What a cool outfit for her. And ew, Chachi.


coffeymp

Man she was gorgeous before Tommy Lee.


bernieburner1

The best part of the 90s was the subtly. Understated class and quiet elegance.


Ludicrousmonstrosity

Are you referring to his hand on her butt? Class indeed.


bernieburner1

No, that part I understand. It’s just that everything in the 90s was xxxtreme. The style was to dress like Jesse on Breaking Bad pounding Mountain Dew laced with Red Bull. Why have a black Ferrari when you can have an orange Lamborghini? Why have a well-tailored suit when you can have an oversized jacket (“I wear that shit baggy”). Why have a haircut that frames your gorgeous face when you can have a helmet shaped like a lion’s mane?


Donkeybreadth

Don't forget men wearing gigantic suits


RobotFloyd

Ooooh no, I think we can forget that..


Unlucky_Aardvark_933

WOW, she has horrible taste in men bro I mean damn! Yuck!


Perused

Scott Baio looks like he’s transforming into Seth Brundle.


civonakle

We're not here to talk nonsense to Bob Loblaw.


En4cr

Now that's a lot of Aquanet!!


Whtzmyname

I miss the 90s. 😭😭😭


casket_fresh

she dated Bob Loblaw?!


jacob_carter

Bob Loblaw


HWKD65

I got some bad news for you, Joanie.


Joe_Bob_2000

The real bad news is that Erin Moran has been dead for over 7 years. https://preview.redd.it/li6bpgdgor9d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98616a81be41dd288a85cb982b118d9069caf0e1


Reasonable-Wave8093

His bowl cut 


HWKD65

Joanie is a character on TV


Kindly-Cap-6636

With hindsight, that is one of the worst boob jobs ever.


Pxlfreaky

And now he’s in Texas yelling at clouds.


ReadIcy8022

Charles wasn’t in charge that night!


face4theRodeo

That’s Charles! He’s in charge of our days and our nights, our wrongs and our rights.


Sacklayblue

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Darklord_Bravo

This thing gave me fucking nightmares back in the day. Thanks a bunch. Lol!


Sacklayblue

Me too😂


blindreefer

He is not Sancho


Fantastic_Board7057

Things that make ya go… “HOW?”


RickedSab

Wow she’s gorgeous


Mall-Broad

Now there's an unlikely pairing


chalwar

“Eat a bag of dicks, Chachi”


senioreditorSD

Peak Pam right there!


looking4now2

He dated all the hotties.


LES_G_BRANDON

The very moment Scott Baio career peaked. Everyone, including himself, knew it was going to be a downward spiral from there.


Jassida

People really found those fake boobs attractive?


aspersioncast

Ugh, these rejects. A good reminder that for every Cobain there was some tragically plastic Hollywood douchebag.


TonyG_from_NYC

Best line from her roast. Scott Baio. Tommy Lee. You're fucking your way thru the 80s.


lowtidesoup

ain't nothing cool about Chachi


conditerite

She really does have the shittiest taste in men.


GeorgeStamper

Someone downvoted you. I’d like to believe it was Scott Baio “WHAT THE FUCK??!”


lesChaps

He was NEVER cool. Boooooo.


OmahaWinter

I know I’m going to get downvoted for this but I don’t find her attractive in this picture. It’s just too over the top with makeup, push-up and whatnot.


PlanetLandon

You, sir, are a mouthful


Poncherelly

I wonder if she uses the same gel from “Something about Mary”?


terminese

He must have a cock down to his knee, there is no other explanation.


Comprehensive-Work41

You would think his smile would be bigger.


miurabucho

Scott was Pam's "Gateway Celeb". He knew he didn't have long, but he also knew enough to enjoy the ride.


TheMadIrishman327

Which is which?


EJCret

He has had em all


twowholebeefpatties

I’d be smiling like that too


Fedorasarethebest992

scott baio was considered one of hollywood's Great Beauties and folks would line up to see him grace the silver screen


richalta

He hit that.


wanderingotaku

Did he give her pink eye too?


whitneymak

She looks uncomfortable.


smooth_operator21_

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davey_mann

I’m guessing SHE was the one in charge of this relationship m.


Upsking

Lucky M-F-R


Ypovoskos

I know i may sound completely heretical here, but on this photo Pamela looks like the blonde version of Grace Jones


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Accurate_Respond8423

Charles was indeed in charge.


ConcernedTulsan

She was pretty once. She looks like a plastic trainwreck here.


poopballs

Charles in charge


TheWalrus101123

Y'all have some weird opinions about these two.


VicodinJones

Cassian Andor in the 90s


arsinoe716

The look in his eyes tells me that he had her on all fours!


Icy-Ad2278

Who didn’t she FARK?


SignalGreenM4

That’s just as she turned from cute and going down hill fast to pig ugly