She was right. Try again.
Tilt your head a little more forward and a tad away from the camera. Try to look less, "*Am I doing this right? Why am I doing this?*" and more, "*What are you looking at? Never mind, I'm too cool to listen to your answer.*"
You've been living your life in the time between the 2 pics. Now that you finally have your peak hair, do not look back. Keep it. No more screwups! Looks great on ya!
Your parents should be ashamed for ever giving you that cut. That's a teen and above hairdo, not for a little kid. It's on the same level of fucked up as putting tattoos on toddlers, straight trashy.
Do the stripes really make you go faster?
Somewhere between super sonic and Mach Jesus
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Imagine the kidsā¦
Thatās awesomeš
I love you stranger. Please dye it.
She was right. Try again. Tilt your head a little more forward and a tad away from the camera. Try to look less, "*Am I doing this right? Why am I doing this?*" and more, "*What are you looking at? Never mind, I'm too cool to listen to your answer.*"
I used to get those lines on my head. It was cool back in the early 90ās!
Dude, wtf happened to you, Iām so sorry.
Epic, my man
Itās like you were casting for the Alabama version of Home Alone
Congrats? š¤
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**G L O R I O U S**
ā¦ā¦.and you totally redeem yourself
Nailed it bro
FUCKING KILLED IT
You look like youāre about to lay some serious smack down
Ohh shit a replicant...
Have you ever considered moving to Australia?
She was super wrong
6 years. Thatās ā I told you soā dedication
https://i.redd.it/8cl8pazxj7ad1.gif
I bet she feels pretty silly right about now
Phil Kessel with better hair š¤
Challenge accepted! š
Dunked on your wife tho
NAILED IT!
Two words. Majestic
Excellent
I hope you've kept it for a day or two.
She was right
This dude has all the chromies (valve stem caps)
I hope you are saying āI told you soā every 2-3 mins. For the next month. š¤
Yes yes your wife was wrong once again
You look like Woody Harrelson. Not like a dead ringer, but enough that the hair works. Bitchin.
Legacy Mullet achievement unlocked.
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You never stopped partying!
Hell ya you pulled it off bruh š š
š¤£ bet you shut her up!
should have extended the racing stripes to the facial hairea
Your wife was incorrect
Fukin legend.
Nailed it!
Legend
You have to do the same pose
"... your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
She was wrong...
Like a boss!
You were more intimidating as an eight year old. Thatās a cold stare.
"That's why they call you Joe Dirt 'stead of Nunnamaker!"
Bro, you get up looking that good with zero effort. She's jealous as hell, as we all are.
You fucking legend.......
Your parents let you get **3** stripes? My mom only let me get 2 lol.
heck yeah. i had steps back then too. now i have no hair.
r/blunderyears would like a word.
This is my future best friend
6 years? My sonās hair is longer after only two. Do kidsā hair grow faster??
He'll give you a loonie for a Martoonie!
You couldn't and you can't.
Ummm. Your wife was correct.
Righteous š¤
You enjoying your new job as UWās defensive coordinator?
The fronts a lil light but the back its still full of life, rock on brother, rock on
You've been living your life in the time between the 2 pics. Now that you finally have your peak hair, do not look back. Keep it. No more screwups! Looks great on ya!
Right on brother.
You look like if Kevin mccalister got let home alone by Joe dirt
No disrespect, but your wife was a fool for doubting your ability to pull that off.
She should be more supportive.
Iām so proud of you!
She was right. She still is, but she was too.
Listen to your wife bro
Holy shit, you did it!
The Rat King.
My exact haircut down to the three lines, that I wore on my first day of high school.
Hey man, I think you pull it off fine!
Your wife ? You just wanted to do it
You didnāt pull it off in 1990 or 2024. Who gives a f**k? Youāre married. Sheās in for the long haul. Are you having fun?!?!
Time has tamed that cowlick, but the bad boy glint remains.
You can't quite pull off the look of utter disdain that child you did, but close.
Normally I'm like "why do people post their face on Reddit?" But this? This is glorious.
I bet you also run like the wind
Magestic
Oh you pulled it off!!
Crushed it.
Nailed it! Idk what it is, but you nailed it!
Fucking rad
This calls for an earing!
Looks better than ever before. EDIT: Tf are you downvoting me for? I'm trying to be nice. He's rocking it
Magnificent. Well done.
And thatās enough internet for one day
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wow youāre so quirky
Oh, you pulled it off.
So rad
It looks like the business in the front isnāt doing so wellā¦
The Budnick!
The mullet lives on
It looks great!!
I would ride with you to Valhalla
This is fucking amazing š¤£š¤£š¤£
Pulling. It. Off!
Your wife was right.
34 years has put the fear into your stare. 1990 you weren't afraid of nothin. Hopefully the haircut amends the temper.
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Does it make you ride a motorcycle with eye of the tiger blasting? Does it make you train like Rocky? Can you see into the past with a telescope?
I mean the widows peak is hurting you but your chin strength is off the charts. Nailed it, dude.
WTG believing in the dream dawg
Itās ok to peak in 1990
She's right
Nailed it! Except for the eyebrows but I'm sure you knew that. Are you sure she didn't say "shouldn't"?
You should listen to your wife.
Your wife is a genius. Never let go.
I had this exact haircut in 1988
Did you choose the bounty hunter life or did it choose you?
I just got done doom scrolling the front page and came across this, so thank you for making me ugly laugh.
This makes me think of Banfit from Bluey.
Same picture...
Sheās right.
Your wife is wrong. She owes you a Snickers.
Theyāre the same image
So Phil, are you coming back to the NHL or are you retired?
Your wife is right.
I think it looks better now than back then.
Nailed it!
Hair looks cooler now than it did back in the day.
Time to tell her she was right
We called those lines āstepsā when we were kids
Plot twist - OP's wife was using reverse psychology to ensure no woman ever looks at her husband again.
The business in the front is receding
As of now, you're at 2736 upvotes. Your wife? She was wrong, compadre. You're crossing barriers with that cut.
Stop with the mullet revival.
Killed it man. May it flap it the wind like a superhero cape
Well you couldn't.
Mission accomplished
Transition photos are getting crazy
You rule!
Well you can just consider thatā¦ pulled off!
Just when I thought you couldnāt get any hotterā¦.
Bravo
Rad
Itās working for you bro. Iām here for it.
My 4th grade boyfriend had hair just like yours. I thought he was soooooo cool. Just to clarify, I was also in 4th grade.
Once a mad lad always a mad lad
Your wife definitely lost
Youāre a dead man Ramsey!
Your younger self wouldāve kicked your present selfās ass!!
Almost š
Nailed it
Another update, this guy is now single, and fucks everydayā¦ both his hands š
Keep trying to pull it off, eventually it'll come loose.
Great. Now cut it off.
Sick. Seriously. I had all kinds of ill haircuts in the 90s like this but Iām bald now. I assumed it was haircut privileges being revoked by nature.
I'm gonna call you Uncle Lazar's Uncle
Brian Bozworth called, he said āplease stopā.
You havenāt changed a bit
Kid expression: "I know I look so rad!" Adult expression: I know I look ridiculous and I'm doing this anyway!"
You can't pull it off
My 1987 graduation photos haunt me to this day.
Trust your wife!
Business is getting thinner, but the party remains the same.
Your mother must be so proud.
Why would you want to? 
I hate to say this, but your wife might be right on this one
Listen to your wife
Nailed it bud
Your wife has no sense of fashion
you need pit vipers, brother. ASAP
You were cooler then, because you gave zero fux.
Do your nuts have armor now that they've been dragging on the ground for so long?
Your parents should be ashamed for ever giving you that cut. That's a teen and above hairdo, not for a little kid. It's on the same level of fucked up as putting tattoos on toddlers, straight trashy.
Legend
She was right
Shoutout to yo barber š„
damn you grew a lot in 6 years.
Fuck yeah, let your redneck flag fly. Only improvement would be shorter mullet with a rat tail.
Laser tight homie
Your wife was wrong as fuck. Ask her how it feels to be wrong as fuck.
I can tell by the look on your face that you can't actually pull it off. You may have the haircut, but you're not about the lifestyleĀ
I had forgotten about the Boz cut! I wish I still couldn't remember it
So what chu got under the hood of your jet ski?
Your wife lost that bet