https://preview.redd.it/f1f9jjdmobgb1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12f8f8762ccac188a2e07dd58a154f5fd2416725

Definitely has the same vibes as Stepan

My first thought. What do you think they're talking about?

My guess would be the horrors of an empty food bowl and how they've turned to drink to survive

And they have to drink out of glasses, too? Damn, can’t even afford one of them cat water fountains to make the wine flow.

https://preview.redd.it/0nebnag1wdgb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a999e1c1ee4554e0c6deb06ed41ad7bc1a0c030 He tried but we told him he's still too young to drink

He's now a cat sommelier in that one

r/catswithjobs

https://preview.redd.it/zjftdsqjihgb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=907971a588ac94a0bc81cac3ace403f6e414effc I think our oranges may be long lost brothers !

The peanuts on this specimen!!

Is this the ex wife?

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I was told there would be cake.

Love you, Stepan

My man just lost a fight with a chihuahua, doesn't know how to handle it

Pics of the aftermath?

How?!

Anyone who feels shame at losing a fight with a chihuahua is a fool. Those little dudes are four inches of compressed spite and rage.

He’s asking himself why she left him after he gave her his heart.

brain cell* you mean?

Needs r/LegalCatAdvice to fight for custody/visitation of the brain cell 👍🏾

He can only wish that that the flair on this post were accurate; but he’s almost out of wine, and still, the memories won’t stop coming.

"Oh dear braincell, it's just you and me now..."

Until he kills it with the alcohol...😂

Who's gonna break in to him that it's one braincell for all, not one per...

Not tonight, let’s let him have tonight.


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"listen john, just keep em coming. I wasted a good three lives on that divorce, saying that made my beans tingle."

https://preview.redd.it/a2lmdljb0cgb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f289d7483ab52b423f21c9a802b7c622473b3ad I’ve got one of those!

Do they want to meet up and talk about it

He needs a top up on that glass

r/divorcedcats

r/subsithoughtifellfor

For more weird shit... /r/DivorcedBirds

r/waitthatsasub

What the-

Good grief - better join another one….

Because a blonde lady screamed at him while he was eating salad.

He has seen some shit.

Specifically, treats when he makes that face 😼

He's sad that no one at the bar will buy him another round.

"I miss my kittens"

she took it all, man… the cardboard box, the kids, the braincell…

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Do you know how long it took him to get one of those? Minutes.

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Me after a rough night at work.

The wife took the dog and the catnip.

Reminiscing the braincell

Near empty glass; world-weary look on his face. Prospect of paying kitten support gets a fella down.

Lolled at kitten support!

Looks like she divorced him. 

He looks more like he still is married to her.

r/existencialcrisiscats

"Ten years, the second you try to eat one kitten from the litter. Boom divorce."

I clicked on the pic expecting a cat looking superhappy. You’re divorced! That shrieking shrill harpy won’t be bothering you anymore! Drink up, stupid, this a party!

Keeping up with catimony payments is impawssible.

That is definitely a Leo McGary face 

Reminds me of a very early meme: I haz hard day, need a drink.

and she took the kittens with her…

This is great!

“Listen Cheryl we need to talk about the cat nip situation.”

Thanks for the new wallpaper!

No way! Haha

Needs a drag with those cute little pointy ears.

He's tryna break the news he's found a new fam

https://preview.redd.it/bkhya3koiegb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6db7d5af93aefef5405bff13830132a6290756d9 I titled this one "A Rough Wednesday Night"

Such a cute tuxedo!

https://preview.redd.it/gs6fymqquegb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8adaa0780a9fcdef7bba9957af1780348a828e31 Just… thinking about… stuff…

“She cheated on me, Paul… oh no, multiple times… Yeah, found his paw marks in the litter one day, should’ve smelt it coming.”

Omg that is awesome. Let him know he made me spit my coffee!

🙈😂

*I said i wanna cat about it*

Me rn

He doesn’t even want that wine, but you know he’s going to drink it. 😕

He has, stop reminding everyone.

Give that lil fellow some catnip wine!

She even kept the dog.

Is that how this fine orange fellow looks? I divorced my wife ten years ago and I have only gotten happier by the year. Be happy, little one.

Sad because restaurant just ran out of the house Mousecatel wine.

He looks so dejected

https://preview.redd.it/9wzjneunxcgb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cad1dff64f4b8799d53c81baa30217f1004a60fc Moments before the bartender gave him a drink

😆😆😆Love it!

This is amazing. Can I use this photo as my new phone background?

OF COURSE!!

Thank you so much! I love you and your precious boy. Give him extra treats for me tonight

Percy is REALLY thicc he doesn't need more https://preview.redd.it/kh9dmfqmrdgb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=216783bad3e9d81f082cdfe5d7ca0ee14a5a27a4

He used his custody of the brain cell to determine that he is not getting any of that wine or off camera snacks.

The wife took his brain cell

My dude was giving me this look this morning. He doesnt like that Saturday morning feedings happen later.

Everyone thinks kitty is depressed... Kitty is just calculating the optimal number of tippy taps to swipe that glass onto the floor as soon as nobody is looking.

I'm assuming she took his braincell in the divorce settlement.

So anyway, Darla left me for Darryl, the tabby. I thought he was my best mate y'know?

She told me not to worry about the tom cat nextdoor... Next thing I know I walk in on them kneading biscuits together How am I supposed to tell our 8 kids why we're divorcing??

New pfp, THANK YOU!!

- Linda... it grows ever so lonesome in these evening times without hearing your gentle laughter or to behold the grace of you're beauti I long for you ever more from dusk till dawn I continue to search the darkest parts of my soul holding out my hopes to stumbled upon your light but to no avail .. alas I stay steadfast in my quest to oneday be called your love again No man should mock another for falling in love. Love-sickness often strikes harder on a wise man than a fool. No man should mock another for falling in love; love is strong enough to make a fool out of a man who once was wise. I sully myself in this fine wine but these are not fine times regardless how fine the wine tastes ..it still holds no shade to the tenderness of your wiskers against mine Yours sincerely Gingermittens..

Are you maybe projecting here? You OK?

He's not smiling, so the divorce analogy isn't accurate. 😆

He’s concerned about your alcoholism

Amazingly cute sourpuss orange. Turn that frown into a smile.

He looks like everyone has a slice of cake but him.

Cute

🥺🥺

No, this is the face of a man who regrets not divorcing her 10 years AGO.

He is actually sad that he hasn't been fed, possibly for hours, possibly ever. He may starve any minute.

Should this be cross-posted in r/strangelyspecific ?

This wine ain't gonna cut it barkeep... 

he did but the feelings were meowtual

The glass was full before the picture happened

Make it one for my baby And one meow for the road

He looks like he would be sitting across from that salad cat

that's not what you look like when you divorce your wife of 10 years lol

He not nearly happy enough.

Because your light fixture is missing one of its bulbs

The soulless black holes for eyes

"Another night of chasing my own tail..."

r/catssittingattables

Feels

His ex wife took custody of the brain cell

Did…did he not?

C'mon he doesn't look that happy!

Boutta drink his sorrows away

Party cat! Cheers to the feline sommelier!

I wonder what he does for a living?