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SuckerForNoirRobots

Tennis Ball Thompson


draven_9100

I don't know what I was expecting the first suggestion to be when I opened this post but this definitely wasn't it. I love it.


madlass_4rm_madtown

And call him Tommie? We are thinking of tangerine and calling him tangie too


Hostile_Raccoon

This has lived rent free in my head for 3 weeks I think I’ll name my future cat that because of this comment


LarryFieri

Bruno 🥺


TealBlueLava

We don’t talk about Bruno.


Satoshi03

But-


Pizza_Rollz87

Cheese


MollyKattQueenOfAll

Poof


slothalot

Charles, by the grace of God, Holy Roman Emperor, forever August, King of Germany, King of Italy, King of all Spains, of Castile, Aragon, León, of Hungary, of Dalmatia, of Croatia, Navarra, Grenada, Toledo, Valencia, Galicia, Majorca, Sevilla, Cordova, Murcia, Jaén, Algarves, Algeciras, Gibraltar, the Canary Islands, King of Two Sicilies, of Sardinia, Corsica, King of Jerusalem, King of the Western and Eastern Indies, of the Islands and Mainland of the Ocean Sea, Archduke of Austria, Duke of Burgundy, Brabant, Lorraine, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola, Limburg, Luxembourg, Gelderland, Neopatria, Württemberg, Landgrave of Alsace, Prince of Swabia, Asturia and Catalonia, Count of Flanders, Habsburg, Tyrol, Gorizia, Barcelona, Artois, Burgundy Palatine, Hainaut, Holland, Seeland, Ferrette, Kyburg, Namur, Roussillon, Cerdagne, Drenthe, Zutphen, Margrave of the Holy Roman Empire, Burgau, Oristano and Gociano, Lord of Frisia, the Wendish March, Pordenone, Biscay, Molin, Salins, Tripoli and Mechelen.


Visible_While_3439

This... or peanut for short.


[deleted]

Your penus is short?!


Pickled-Pink

💀💀😂😂


ViiK1ng

Yeah, because I thlammed my penith in a car door


Chocobose

Bingus Bongus the once and future Chongus


thiccthanos583

Bingus Bongus the one and only Chongus


breadboxofbats

Butternut


apri08101989

Or Squash


Longjumping-Cookie90

Him is Smoosh


apri08101989

Very Smoosh


warthog0869

Sherbert.


madlass_4rm_madtown

I like this one. Call him bertie


Think-Reading7894

When I was a CNA there was a man named Herbert Orange (legal name) and we called him herbie.


Gulaggan

Devastator


mrsamus101

Dog


ignovunthebrovun

I had an Orange cat that would only respond to the name Dog


captainbunnehkiller

Bean


kindly_bad_

So adorable! He looks like a Philip, and you could use Phil or Philly as cute nicknames 🥹🧡


peashooter71

PHILIP???????????? FOR A CAT??????


kindly_bad_

Yes sir, arrest me 🫢


peashooter71

That’s my uncle’s name 😔


a_specific_turnip

Hefeweizen (Hef for short)


JamesClarkeMaxwell

Brian Sell


jlagsbk

Sasquatch


catbernetsauvginmeow

Queso


AdmirableAvocado

Otto or Tilly.


redresilience

Bunny


Training_Hurry_2754

Muffin


DoodleBugz1234

Mr. Paws


SavorySour

Poopy (Poepie in Dutch means little shit, it's a loving nickname for children. I know sounds crazy but, but that's the first things that popped in my head looking at your darling)


Much-Vanilla-7261

Sir Arthur McSnuggleworth


Wuisl

Dalbert


I_Gues_Me

Spoingus


Sponchington

Gniesbert


XCvolFan

Macncheesh


[deleted]

Dr. Peanut


TomatoWitchy

Tang


Limp_History4032

Potato


Concerned_Therapist

Gumdrop


afterandalasia

Orion


The-Proud-Snail

Ginger latte


Lyru777

Looks like a "chips" to me, I don't know why. But "chips" suits him I think.


SpookyCrossing

Megatron


patoscript

Cheeto


niccolo_machiavellii

Mirza hosein khan sepahsalar


Fatal1tyk

chezburger


Missue-35

Peanut


liquidtelevizion

Gilbert Gottfried


mrschainsaw1998

Carrot 🥕 https://preview.redd.it/ons32gf2sqoc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69f949dd8e88dd6020184ba553b0d35459bdc74d Hi from my ginger kitty Penny


RaidensTransSon

asbestos


boomie97

Bean 🥺


carolinapearl

Carman..


527pm

Mister Cheese


twixbits

Wilbert


a_weird_curtain

Looks like an Albert to me


Kaiser0106

Double quarter pounder with cheese


milo159

Dinkus.


[deleted]

Baron Otto von Bismarck


0m3g4_rul3s

Jonkler


HereTodayIGuess

This is probably silly, but I immediately thought of Sparky. 😅


pepoboyz

hashbrown


Responsible-Leg-6558

Churro


Invisi-cat

Grundleman


CherryCherry5

George.


absorbTheEcho

Timmy


CNRavenclaw

Cheesesteak


Far_Two_8981

he looks like the baby version of my kitty named Butters https://preview.redd.it/7mr5bcbexqoc1.jpeg?width=2102&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d632cf03156227f9d5548da1f2482800317d83b4


SnooChickens5685

Harold


Death__PHNX

#BEAN


Kaya347

King George Washington the 3rd


Easy__Mark

Brian


AbbyM1968

This was my very 1st thought as I scrolled by


redsbury1

https://preview.redd.it/4p83s2mxmroc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d138d0ac28f870117f977815270d44aa14a177f5 Looks like my Leo!


TikMethod

Lil' Cowboy. And give him the finger guns and a wink every time you address him.


naut

Bob


phaQpoochies

My daughter says Ranger


Alaeriia

Kevin. All oranges should be named Kevin.


Dame_Hanalla

Creamsicle.


ashmillie

Alphie! (Alfred)


New-Elderberry-6078

Howie


FearTheNightSky

Julius! 🍊


rintail

Poptart


MissMabeliita

Cheeto, singular.


Tay_alex

Paprika


Longjumping-Cookie90

Archibald Pennyworth the 3rd


Just-Kate-

Jasper 🐱


VGNavi

My brothers orange is called Barry and I just adore it


devsmess

Smuckers


TealBlueLava

Felix


Burglekutt_2000

Machu Peachu


MamaOnica

Papaya. Papi for short.


Cup_Of_Mana_Potion

Lexmark-all-in-one-printer-and-scanner


RuptyCast

Bernhard


nonperfect_nonhuman

Rufus


mis_under_stood

Persimmon, short Persi


thetobesgeorge

Gulliver


Champagne_of_piss

Doctor Cigarettes


becca9d4

Pooh


unclebillsofficial

Big Mac


Nacho-Bae

Chicken nugget


Busy_Calligrapher_27

Von Mousehausen


hallohi_

Diego


KoolKat9999

Buddy


Girl_Afraid777

Colby Jack


imagiraffeZ

Georgie


Arvha

lil dude


ninatlanta

Cheese


Kayak-nmt622

Zeke or Ollie


OwnRow7627

I cant even think of a name...I just want to boop that sweet little nose!!


TheSolidSnivy

Ed Sheeran


Aprilyourfav

peep \^-\^


Dangerously_gayclown

Hot Dog Water


ExamPatient

Dawg


orange_flavor_tomato

Terminator


sammich_bear

Sprinkles


QueenOfTheNorth1944

Orange Guy


Creepy-Phase-7766

Tanner


KoshekhTheCat

Pooky


ivanwarrior

Elmer


Rickrossboi

Gabe


throwacc123aaa

Bueno? I don’t know maybe I’m just hungry


Niklas_the_engineer

Harald the great


soymilktitties

Bing or bong or bing bong


FriendlySpinach420

Socrates but pronounced so-crates like Bill and Ted's excellent adventure👌


Cranxy

Jasper


phrxc

Butterscotch


Physical-Proof-1078

Mouse


saynohomore

Hani


[deleted]

Bulldozer


FreddyCupples

Naptime.


masterpainimeanbetty

Orcus, Demon Prince of the Undead and you have to say the whole thing every time


EugeneHartke

Cwtch


QueenSashimi

Alfie


Agreeable-Ad7225

Teeny weeny


Anthilljoy

Steve French


ANoisyCrow

Dixie Cup


Downtown-Leave8356

Devourer of souls


scuba_steve1337

Creamsicle!


Kaney_Kitty

Peanut! 🥜


Dear-Confusion6049

Lu


Wnajr5

Fentanyl


ba_dum_tss_777

Nobita


ThisIsGoodSoup

Lord Gowlak Devourer of Souls, King of Darkness.


OGtigersharkdude

That's a baby Munchy Munchy


BananaramaWTF

Casey!


Loco_butt

Pipkin 😻


SadBoiGray23

Cheezit


[deleted]

Jelly bingus


BlueDemon999

My sister suggested Cheezit or Queso


Nethii120700

toast


kedi_ii

I have similar car too. I call it Cooper. I have tried different names, he decided to answer to that one. Coop or Coopy for short, I know it is not short but... yeah


Aromatic_Second9983

Nikson


lillie_xox

tom from tom and jerry


peashooter71

Sploingus


mugry

Aslan


Strange-Bed9518

McSnuff


samfig99

Caesar, but not after the guy. The dressing. Mcnugget, alternatively mcrib Ned. Just ned. Plain old ned. Little cheese


hizashiii

hubby says werther’s I say pippin


Turbulent-Skill4271

Weasley


Abhainn_13

Puka


CookinCheap

nabby


eobardthawne69

Garfield !!


auntiepink007

Broccoli. He's already got the cheese and you can sing him a song with his name in it.


DollydollAria

Ed Sheeran. Ed for short. Or Ragnar, destructor of the worlds


charliechin

Kakashi sensei


DrPepper120

Latté


Pickled-Pink

pepper


Dutchmon64

Wunk/Wunker/Wunkus something along those lines


Sufficient-Credit-63

Mochi


Vjackal1

Lasagna.


theElderKing_7337

Usman Abdul Jalil Sisha (Somebody please tell me you get the reference)


OkButterscotch9898

Sir Cracker Jack


[deleted]

Marmalade.


Subjektzero

Nugget


mokona2701

Applesauce


fish-fucker69420

Smashed Potatos


TekkenKing12

Creamsicle, cream for short


cheechiechongie

Creamsicle


Ok-Stress8541

Nuclear fission.


glowsquid4life

Nugget


Singer_TwentyNine

Tennis


BrassUnicorn87

Ice cream 🍨.


i_asktomanyquestions

WEASEL !!!!


Medievalmoomin

Terry, as in the chocolate orange.


InkdScorpio

Custard


hexagonzenith

Mac and cheese


cweezie

look like a peanut