I call my calico dog “big mega zesty.” She has a big mega zesty personality.
https://preview.redd.it/9g2yxtl4k97d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0b2af171c7846f06bf550972ed4cafc76ca1330
No question about it. Knowing cats probably in the middle of the night. And give their human a heartattack the next morning when they can't find Olly. Until they remember this stunt.
lol! It’s extra funny because I checked and re checked to make sure I didn’t make any spelling mistakes. Even googled “downstairs” to make extra sure it was one word and not two. This will keep me up tonight.
I do the same thing. It seems like the harder I try to avoid typos and misspellings, the worse I do at it.
I'll often triple check my spelling only to spot a typo after it's already posted.
My orange grandcat got out back Sunday, I didn't notice. I'm in my kitchen getting a snack and something is slamming against my back door at the bottom. I open it and he walks in no worse for wear. He had never been out back. Only on the front porch either held or on a leash. I felt bad but he put that brain cell to good use that day.
One night we're all sitting on the couch watching TV, and the orange comes in the dog door completely nonchalantly. I swear you could see "ah, shit, I'm caught" on his face.
We'd never seen him show the slightest interest in the dog door before and have no idea how long he'd been using it.
He is only visiting till my daughter gets settled at her new place. Most likely another week. They have a great backyard for him to check out. He is already used to being in a harness with a leash at least. If he goes out front he stays close to the porch. I've only unknowingly let him escape twice.
That is the face of a 3-year old that is enormously pleased with himself. "I did something I wasn't supposed to, had a lot of fun, and *I am about to go do it again*!"
My orange is named Ozzy too!
https://preview.redd.it/x4mbzdjqbd7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ebd55a3fb2a04c9fea9e861b891d7824768518a
Seems like these two have a similar number of brain cells
https://preview.redd.it/gzvnh6gv597d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b35f805ba888f876d41d408fd0e760f556c430e8 This is not a face of regret!
If you listen closely you can actually hear this photo.
*HAAA*
Where am I and who tf are you???
I crave violence! Nothing else with suffice!
I can. And he’s pretty proud of himself
I didn't have to listen as closely as you think 🤣
*“Guess what I did!?!”*
*"Let's go again!"*
"*Look what I can do!*"
Stewart?
nor the face of a dog!
Ehhh could be a car. Just have to look at it from a different angle.
You're right, I can see one of its wheels
I know, so confused. or the neighbor doesn't know the difference between cat and dog
Dude, I think he's joking... Or am i being woosh'd here?
possibly, but I don't get the joke?
More like a face of pleasure
He's very proud.
"Take whatever action you want hoomin: I have already won."
Please I need someone more creative than me to make a meme out of this, he needs to travel the internet haha
https://preview.redd.it/vgo5txcnda7d1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e86c9c1f63e1fbba7508f6fa928e0f2af3491995
😂
That is a face of “Freedom!!!…. Now what?”
That’s a face that says “I’ll do it again”
And again and again and again!
Oh he's totally screaming "I REGRET NOTHING!!"
" It was fun and I'll do it again!"
Oh, hai!
That's a spicy dog
Zesty
I call my calico dog “big mega zesty.” She has a big mega zesty personality. https://preview.redd.it/9g2yxtl4k97d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0b2af171c7846f06bf550972ed4cafc76ca1330
Oh my goodness she does have kind of a spicy face
Lol, how old is yo girl? Cuz once my girl turned 12 or so she also got them feathered haunches. Her fur was smooth as sand before that 😊
Is r/HaunchFeathers a thing? It should be.
She’s 11!
She's pretty.
Her expression! 🤣 I absolutely love her!
That is some super zest
Will she buzz saw my hand if I try to pet her?
She’s so ready to smack someone
If looks could kill. Wow
Why do calicos be like that? Mine is a big old heap of spice too!!
Weird lookin dog in my opinion
Fuckin thing looks like grandma
I ate my grandma! And it took a week because she was absolutley ginormous
🦀✨️
I’ve had this song stuck in my head all morning!
Blink, mother fucker. BLINK
Maaaa! It's scaring Lucy!
Lovely weird looking dog. Would give pats
I'm like... 80% sure it's not a dog. Maybe 75%.
[Yep... pretty fucked up looking dog...](https://youtu.be/O_RMSY2Jw2k?si=2D4cz8vOax1pp6q8)
Your dog looks thrilled with himself
That is the face of unmitigated pride
Where is the dog? What am I missing? Sorry I’m an idiot.
There is no dog. It's a joke.
I thought that might be it. But like I said, I can be dense sometimes. Or rather I tend to say overthink things. Thanks!
It's ok man I'm autistic, I'm very familiar with not getting the joke and being dense lol. Don't feel bad!!
Same. You get me.
I thought the dog was out and in addition, Ozzy, the cat, is in the hallway looking at the photo taker.
Ozzy will fckin do it again too
No question about it. Knowing cats probably in the middle of the night. And give their human a heartattack the next morning when they can't find Olly. Until they remember this stunt.
Can I pet the dog?
Can I pet that DAAAWWWGGGG?!
Damn it, I had just finally gotten that out of my head!
CAN I PET THAT DAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWGGGG?
https://preview.redd.it/abwijv8eja7d1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=42f6feaff6672863321bc5bba9438ce2c99d98a2
This was so unexpected! 😹😹😹
I made another one: https://preview.redd.it/8yktppqmua7d1.png?width=1136&format=png&auto=webp&s=b4e01da28d2c14ef5b65680f452dbe32aab07e62
I can’t stop. This is ridiculous: https://preview.redd.it/8lrizfc3wa7d1.png?width=1136&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a8d3cb9d8cdf87c21a6a29905a1c3e436642697
Doing good work friend, keep it up!
Hahahahahha! Thanks for the laugh. His face fits this meme perfectly!
We've had cats take a ride down the chute. They never want a repeat ride.
This is a dog and a shoot. Totally different setting.
What kind of chute was it?
Parachute
Ba dum tss!
Two of them?
Sheet metal. Maybe 6-7 feet down.
If they are downstairs neighbor, wouldn't it be up the shoot?
I’ve never seen a cuter dog!
Cutest dog in the entire dang world!
Behold, Dog!
Do or do not, there is no try - Ozzy, definitely
he looks happy
He got a hold of the brain cell.
Or maybe 1/3 of it!
Just enough to get him into trouble
Dog
Dog.
Him escape.
That face LMAO
*Chute*
lol! It’s extra funny because I checked and re checked to make sure I didn’t make any spelling mistakes. Even googled “downstairs” to make extra sure it was one word and not two. This will keep me up tonight.
*op makes a typo* "ah chute..."
Bless you.
XD
🤣
I do the same thing. It seems like the harder I try to avoid typos and misspellings, the worse I do at it. I'll often triple check my spelling only to spot a typo after it's already posted.
I feel like it’s an extra fail when autocorrect gives me 🤷♀️. How off must I be?!?
Isn't English the best?
😂
Came here to say this.
the face of utter audacity
your dog looks kinda strange, is he mixed
And I'll do it again!
I'm guessing your car did?
Man, that must be a big laundry chute.
Ozzie had so much fun in the laundry shoot and is so happy to see his friend at the bottom of the journey.
He literally looks like he is answering “Me” to your question.
*record scratch* “You may wonder how I ended up in this situation”
My orange grandcat got out back Sunday, I didn't notice. I'm in my kitchen getting a snack and something is slamming against my back door at the bottom. I open it and he walks in no worse for wear. He had never been out back. Only on the front porch either held or on a leash. I felt bad but he put that brain cell to good use that day.
One night we're all sitting on the couch watching TV, and the orange comes in the dog door completely nonchalantly. I swear you could see "ah, shit, I'm caught" on his face. We'd never seen him show the slightest interest in the dog door before and have no idea how long he'd been using it.
Outside will be all he wants now It’s like kitty crack
He is only visiting till my daughter gets settled at her new place. Most likely another week. They have a great backyard for him to check out. He is already used to being in a harness with a leash at least. If he goes out front he stays close to the porch. I've only unknowingly let him escape twice.
Can you call my mom please?!??!
Why is he yelling though?? Lol
https://preview.redd.it/9hqrz16vmc7d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d4a578e349ac441273d4614c2a05ad846cfce17
Because cat
Cat screm
That is the face of a 3-year old that is enormously pleased with himself. "I did something I wasn't supposed to, had a lot of fun, and *I am about to go do it again*!"
love the casual "your dog is out" XD
It wasn't his day with the brain cell
r/wunkus
My orange is named Ozzy too! https://preview.redd.it/x4mbzdjqbd7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ebd55a3fb2a04c9fea9e861b891d7824768518a Seems like these two have a similar number of brain cells
Ozzy's a daredevil! 🏂🏼
 10/10 will do it again
Oh CHUTE
Had you met Ozzy prior to this? Maybe he missed you
So the orange one is called dog? But who is Ozzy? If he is Ozzy where is Dog?
That's not a dog, that's a car
lol, I can’t get past “your dog is out” 😂😂
Sigh. - laundry **chute** - doesn't **jibe** - slam on the **brakes** - doesn't **faze** me - **shoo**-in
I can just hear his little giggle in this photo
And he liked it.
Dog ahead
Did your friend get their cat back?
Are we sure that’s not a cat?
he literally looks like :D
That’s an interesting catdog that the neighbor spotted
i also have an orange cat named ozzy!!!
dog
i’m laughing so hard! There was one way out and Ozzy WAS NOT waiting around for you to get home! What a good neighbor!!
“Thanks for installing that slide, it’s super fun! But how do I get back home?”
What happened after this?
Chute*
Came to say this, I have worked in the chute industry for years and couldn't let it go by lol
It’s a tiny pet peeve of mine but how often does the average person bar yourself use or see that word everyday
I have seen it on official architectural drawings!
*Chute*
is ozzy the cat and you have a dog that's put and about?
He'll do it again. Cheeky little terror
CHUTE
Fucking Ozzy!
His face hahaha
Absolutely hilarious, just for future reference it's spelled "chute."
Weeeeee, this is fun, must do it again.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What kind of dog is that?
Orange
What that dog doing
That's a car, sir. Vroom vroom.
:∆