Thank you Bell for not including Sportsnet One in my package. You spared me seeing this dumpster fire.

Honest question: can anyone name another recent game - by any team - when the home team is up two zip, and it almost feels like hockey is fun again, but then they give up ***seven unanswered, even strength goals?*** JFC. The fact that the Rangers got two goals within about 30 seconds, *twice*, is another factoid that statisticians will gleefully file away for future reference.

See @united_elk6758

Man, our special teams was fucking perfect today!!

0 power play goals against !! 

And perfect on the power play!

I would of start throwing shit on to the ice if I was there. That was horseshit hockey.

Hahahahahahaha  Hahahahaha Ahahahahahaha

Welcome. You should be careful you don’t spend too much time in this thread, it could give your team 7 years bad luck. Although judging by your kicking-while-down behaviour I imagine your team hasn’t actually had a lot of luck in a while and you’re acting out because of it. Also you probably have a micro penis. Sincerely yours,

2-7 7 unanswered Go on

lol the stream just cut off as soon as the clock ended, thank you for saving me from this hell

It’s ok Brady

Ouch !

Keep shaking your head Brady, that’ll fix it

It’s comforting to know we are a last place team.

Comforting knowing you'll *always* be a last place team 


Love when 1/4 shots go in. Classic!

Sens are COOKED


I hate the 2023-2024 Ottawa Senators goaltenders

That's you're gripe ? I'm pretty sure across the board this team is awful. Imagine being Chycrun and fleeing Arizona andthen Arizona being in a playoff position lmaoo

*checks notes*. Arizona being 11 points up 

Ok lol whole team sucks but goalies lost us this game. 4 goals on 4 shots

1st it's ownership, then it's management, then it's coaching Playoff expectations.... They fall on a bad signing in your eyes or is this a bad team ?

The sens showing the last 7 games were an aberration

They did it allowing 7 un answered .. illuminati ?

must've said something out of line to piss a guy like Chychrun off

Chycrun is on the liverking diet and Arizona is up 10 points on Ottawa. I don't think it takes much to piss him off at this point 

Have you seen him play this year? He doesn't have much bite to his game.

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I'd love to post on r/takeusserious but It links me to the PWHL website 

Trocheck and Joseph had a chat earlier in the period in front of the net. Maybe started earlier on

Sad

Saâdgard

As the years go by and our goalie woes continue, it really makes me appreciate Craig Anderson more and more. If only we could have that kind of consistency in net again...

We should call him. Cant be any worse.

I remember some motherfuckers actually thought Anderson was a problem back then 💀💀

lol what a bunch of clowns

Straight into the fucking numbers right in front of the ref...

Man refs are a joke tn

They seem to be a joke just about every night tbh

Can I segway into your next critique ? Is it  GOALTENDING?? wow this fanbase is a literal sack of shit

Why are you here?

And they're plentiful 

To eat your tears

The Jets are fucking Frauds! Way to make a terrible night worse!

Reminder that Arizona is up 11 points on Ottawa. See you in Quebec City, Ottawa ! 

Tonight I’m a VGK fan

Sammy  Sammy Sammy

Yeah fucking ban these guys. I stuck my cock out in the leafs sub Reddit once and got banned instantly

No call on pinto, cross checking, boarding, anything?

at least sogaard almost had a .900sv%

Tough number to process for #Copeisalo supporters

5 years, 5 years ! 

Ha. Not bad

No wonder Daigle started to not enjoy hockey lmao

This season, we're all Alex Daigle

Singh just called Sparty "Spartica." Okay.

Your team just got their shit pushed in and you're worried about someone calling Spartacat, Spartica ? Next time you pay for a ticket do me a favour and pick me some corn and get humbled 

get a life bro

That's uh... great for you, guy. You okay?

I took a shot for every time this guy said the wrong thing tonight and I'm black out. See you next season

Both people announcing this game need to never put on a headset ever again

If anyone wants to be extra upset matthews now has 40 goals (if you added the sens top two goal scorers totals they’d be 5 goals short of matthews)

I didn’t want to be extra upset, but thank you..

I don't like you.

Down by 3 still playing the good old dump and barely chase.

staios save us

This Legal Help Center commercial pretending there's an army of live lawyers set up like the Jerry Lewis telethon is fucking hilarious.

Lmao. Korpisalo was pulled a half hour ago and all people can do is keep talking about him. It’s DJ and Dorion all over again with you guys

We were right about DJ and Dorion though

Were you though? Because everyone’s bitching about this game and those guys have been gone for a while

Two of those guys were fired for being bad at their jobs and the latest one, Korpi, is likely to be bought out at this rate. What’s your point exactly?

That it’s never about a single person… And frankly one bad period after 18 good ones is a bizarre time for everyone to lose their shit. But that’s a Sens fan base for you.

During that 5-game point streak Korpisalo allowed 12 goals on 118 shots, I believe. That’s still below .900 which just tells me this team can actually do alright with even mediocre goaltending. Korpisalo can’t even get them that. He’s a bad goalie and deserves the criticism just as much as Dorion and DJ did.

He doesn’t have one. Even then it doesn’t matter. He’s of Elevated Enlightened status. He is the One True Fan

The one-sided calls haven’t helped us this game either.

That was a love tap.

Lol wow that was a joke

I need to ask my doc for a script of CopewithSalo

https://moneypuck.com/g.htm?id=2023020765 For those interested. Currently 64% in Sens favour for deserving to win this 

Yup. JM needs to make sure the boys don’t wear this one, this was an all time stinker

Korpi blew this one for us big time

That’s 8 or 9 games in a row

this game is 100% on korpi, the boys played great in the 1st but that 2nd rangers goal killed everything

If I have to watch one more commercial of this annoying chick and her travel app I might snap

I think the Bedard family commercial is on the line waiting for you .....

Someone pinch me laviolette isn’t really complaining right?

It’s my cake day!

Happy cake day

Also what the fuck happened to Brady Tkachuk? This dude doesn’t show up anymore, when he does he scores 1 goal and then does nothing else to impact the game in any other way lol

WTF, you can question why he fought, but he was fighting to defend Stutzle. So Brady scored a goal and then fought and watched Corpse-Sieve-Sallow let in three goals on three shots while he was in the box. Don't pin any of this shit on Brady.

I haven't even disliked our game tonight. At the very worst we should be down a goal, not three.

At least 12 of our 24 shots have to be from chabot throwing it into quicks glove from pretty much the red line right?

Can you imagine if we got to play against korpisalo as a divisional rival- Be great to have that lil confidence booster 4 times a season

He’d save 59 of 60

Like every ex sens goalie. Almost like the team in front of us is the issue 💀

I’m Just waiting for the canucks game to start

The guy in that brown jersey is me wishing I could turn off being a sens fan

Not mad at that from JBD. Just get the puck on net.

Worlds softest 4th by the way

Zach McEwen is calling

Frankly I'm really surprised there are still so many fans there. Does anyone really think we have a chance in hell of coming back here? I guess they're just hesitant to admit they wasted their time and money tonight.

Think they’re hoping they can find people after the game that want to go out and get hammered

Someone should create a Tinder-like app for Sens fans looking to drown their sorrows after games.

Bro you’re fucking in it! It’s this sub. Doom scroll away

Man trochek has a punchable face

He does play for the rangers so makes sense

The stick breaking = automatic slashing call is such a stupid measurement. Like the 4 mins for blood. Happy they didn’t call it there

Can the Jets get their shit together? WTF? It’s already bad SENS reverted back DJ Smith pumpkin in the 2nd period…


So there is no denying that the refs are playing against us?

“Need more veterans and giroux is the only guy” man have you watched a single sens game? These guys are terrible

Bruh. Korpi let's in a weak second goal, and the rest are cross crease 2 on 1's. Your beer league goalie would have your fuckin head. Blame the goalie smh is he supposed to make 27 cross crease split saves a game???? "Oh we just need that one". Okay. Bet. What about the following 3 that still would've happened. Edit: I'm not saying korpisalo is a savior. He should've had the second. I'm not saying he's the best goalie, but seriously guys. 2 on 1 cross creases undefended are damn near impossible to stop, when they are they're usually save of the year candidates. You absolutely cannot expect 3 save of the year candidates a game, let alone a period inside a 5 minute span

Other goalies seem to be able to do it. 4 goals in 4 shots. Total of 4 goals in 16 shots. Try defending him another night, but tonight is not the night. He single handedly fucked us this game. Tell me how you win a hockey game when your goalie lets in a goal every 4th shot? It's crazy I typed out a long response to your reply in a previous comment but then deleted it. Thought, nahh I'm not going to get into it with a sens bro. Bu then doubling down on this post? Bruh. Korpi was bad tonight. Has been bad multiple other nights. His "big" saves are because he puts himself in terrible positions to have to make desperation saves on what would be a routine save for another goalie.

I'm literally not saying he's the best goalie, but seriously, you're allowing a team to walk through the neutral zone, multiple 40+ foot clean passes leading to a clean 2 on 1, and a clean cross crease 2 on 1 pass. Let's be real, not many goalies are gunna save 3 of those a game.

They aren’t going to get it. They want someone easier to blame. Sens fans aren’t that high IQ

#Copeisalo

Well I'm glad I'm at disney world and not watching the game lol

I’m not having fun

The boys are getting goalied again, just in a different way.

Anybody else happen to have a former top prospect turned journeyman netminder who turns it tf on in the playoffs and is in need of a change in scenery lying around, by chance?

Gotta get to the playoffs first…

We could probably get Kuemper out of Washington

Welp we have Kaptain Korpi as our tank commander. At least he will let us get a really good pick, but buddy I would start a chant at the game that Korpi sucks

Shame you traded your top picks and have *check notes*  An accomplice in a gang r*pe Inside betting (Pinto) who wagered on the new owner of the Sens

Bruh. Chill.

At this point I want Jacques to blame the tendies, they deserve it and they need to show up

Playoff bound 2029

I came back at the very end of that last segment, what was Elliotte saying about Tanev and us & whatnot?

The sens want someone like him but he doubts Taney wants to go to a team not in the playoffs

y'know, I can't blame him one bit at his age

Ya I don’t think sens should be buying anything at the deadline. Trade expiring contracts for assets and if you want veterans go after them as ufas last thing they need is to trade a 1st for a veteran who will walk in 5 months

Goodnight

Sweet dreams sweet prince

Jacques can’t let the room wear this one, lay it on the tendy in the presser and start soogy the next game. I’d give up in beer league if 4 straight shots went in.

Korpo has an absolutely HORRIBLE glove side and he loses his net all the time. He is just not a top end goalie. Neither is Søgaard. Both just not NHL level goalies. Just wow.

He also loses the post like no goalie I’ve seen since Hogberg

Right!?!! Thank you. I am by no means proficient in goals but I feel like his angles are terrible. The camera always seems to show the shooter’s face like ‘are you serious? He’s just gonna give me that open shot?’ then the big smile when they score the goal that a Tim Bit player could stop. Like is he learning on the job or is both he and our goalie coach just smokin’ the legal stuff?

Goal one was just brutal, flailing away on his stomach and losing the post to allow Lafreniere to score from behind the net, goal two probably only beats Korpisalo, he totally loses the net and whiffs with his shaky glove. I can’t believe people are in here defending him the numbers and eye test are brutal

Playoffs 2024. Red Mile

His high blocker side has been equally as bad.

So we got: glove side (high and low), blocker side (high and low), 5 hole, short side, far side. Are there any parts of the net he is good at protecting?

I hear he's pretty good at stopping pucks to the chest?

Is what he’s stopping a beach ball by chance?

I would love for Ottawa to acquire Tanev as he's what we need - a right handed defensive d-man

Older veteran too (who can actually play). Would be nice to have him mentor our younger defense core, similar to Giroux with the forward group.

Like at this point, the boys have no confidence in our goaltending. And it shows. Korpi either has to figure something out or at this point wear it on his shirt that he sucks.

Tragic waste of talent this team is

Waiting to see the talent

Two big steps back on our play. JM must be banging his head against the wall. I miss Craig Anderson quality goaltending.

Yep Korpi has to go

Fire Korpi into the freaking minors and hope someone claims him. My god, Andy said it best “every goal is the goalies fault, because goalies get paid to stop pucks.”

I'm a goalie. I *never* blame the players in front of me. Every goal is my fault. Every goal that goes in I'm thinking, "On some timeline, I could have stopped that one. I *should* have stopped that one." I suspect Korpi blames his players a lot. In fact I know he does.

Queue the Sens fans meltdown

Wow so edgy of you to venture an opinion like this after the Sens blow a 2 goal lead and let in 5 goals in the 2nd period

Yup we're so unreasonable. It's not justified anger, right? It's "a meltdown."

We’ve been waiting awhile. We’ve been through the Leafs playoff series, 2003, 2007, Kunitz, Melnyk, etc. I’m tired. We were supposed to take a major step forward this year and instead we are one of the worst teams in the league in multiple metrics (and most importantly the standings). I, and lots of other fans in this thread, have the right to be upset and frustrated.

You go to war with the army you have, not that army you want. I'm disappointed in this game/season, too. But I'm still gonna watch every game. I've read about 10 posts saying "goodnight!".

Doesn’t mean I will stop supporting and watching, but the frustration in the match thread is justified.

Frustration is fine. I'm frustrated. My comment was just the ones that jump ship when things go south.

"They’ll be back, and in greater numbers"

Fire Korpisalo into the fucking sun. This dude isn’t “athletic” he’s just consistently, always, HORRENDOUSLY out of position and has no idea where his net is so he has to flounder to make even the most basic saves. That Kreider goal CANNOT BEAT AN NHL GOALTENDER. Of course the team completely fucking deflated, they have NO confidence in their goalie. Korpisalo has singlehandedly lost this team double digit games and that’s not an exaggeration lol.

That got ugly really quick

I've been saying Korpisalo is one of the biggest problems with this team all year, so at least people are starting to see the light on that

I never understood why he ever had any defenders to begin with. He’s never actually done anything for this team and only ever peaked at .914 behind a solid LA defence before coming here. Without any prior success I don’t know why there was any reason to believe he’d get better. He’s had a few good games and that’s about it.

He literally had one good season in an entire career of bullcrap. It would have been stranger if he was good this year for us than if he wasn't

Same I feel fucking insane, and finally people are starting to come around lol

People ignore every stat that shows our goaltending has been straight ass. It’s worst in the league

Korpisalo is bottom 5 out of 88 goaltenders that have played this year in almost every category including medium danger unblocked chances; I.e getting beat fucking clean from the top of the circle lol

91st of 91 in goals saved above expected, There was a lot of #Copeisalo, that ends tonight

I’ll admit I was a Korpisalo defender. He’s now getting some defense in front of him and still letting in garbage.

Our captain getting into a pointless fight at the start of the 2nd starts the collapse.

Blatant interference on Tim goes uncalled, if the ref is taking care of those Brady will

Brady is going to get his shit kicked in intermission. Martin hates fights like that. Obviously Korpisalo was terrible but that fight was a terrible choice.

What the fuck just happened

Sens fucked up but Sportsnet has a boner for piling it on. Fuck those fuckers.

What a fucking disgrace of a period. Just don't even show up for the third. Just everyone go home.

woof, that 2nd. New period, time to get back to basics and try to get a few.

Is it just me or do they also miss the net constantly?

The amount of times I've yelled just hit the net is higher than coaches yelling that at us through all of my minor hockey years haha

On stop

What the fuck is happening 😂

Haven’t seen an implosion like this since OceanGate

Lol

Too soon lol

Korpi owns this.

Somebody start a fire or trade Korpi chant

what an awful 2nd period by the sens

Chabot hit the net challenge: impossible.

Tbf that one grazed the post lol

It’s incredible how bad his aim is. Skates like the wind, handles the puck well, but has absolutely horrendous aim.

Surprised Joseph didn’t get called for having his elbow slashed there. He should know better than to put it in the way of Fox’s stick.

Ottawa loses a first round draft pick for this.

That’s it?