4 with little bastion and torbjön

But then you got hog behind you and i think hed strangle me with his hook

his fat belly would probably make you uncomfortable too

Is would probably be a good pillow

Sleep on it

Nah he'd crush you tryna get over your seat to beat up Bastion due to Hog's Australian omnic racism

Just chilling with the boys

Then all of a sudden bastion gets ptsd and shoots you

I would take the number 3 and provoke an ethical debate between Moira, Mercy and Sombra then wear a headphone and enjoy my hot choco

I would just do the same except the headphone part

Moira will probably experiment on you though

Any downsides?

That id a matter of perspective

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"Hot cocoa? ... Fine. I'll have some."

8 because zen can share wisdom and i don’t think ram would kick my seat. Rejn might recline but i can deal with it

I feel the problem with that seat is ram and zen might constantly argue because of their close proximity

They wouldn't be arguing, like, at all. Most of their voice interactions are more melancholic than angry

Hope zen can stop the racism fight between junk queen and ram otherwise you’ll be accidentally killed

i think the right answer is 8 if you sit anywhere else they're either going to talk about something you don't wanna hear or the odor is going to make you not wanna be alive

But that means you're surrounded by Rein, Hog, & JQ which all have a history with omnics with Hog & JQ straight up being violently racist towards them, as well as Ramattra who is violently racist against humans & Zen in the midst of all the madness just trying to keep everything peaceful & harmonious

well... i'm assuming the seat i took was next to the window correct? so it'd be particularly difficult for rein and ram to interact w/ me and based on the 30-ish times that i've traveled by plane i've never had someone from the row ahead or behind interact w/ me and i think zen would be a pleasant company and if he says something weird i can just go "neat!" and end the conversation there also ram is quite approachable for a terrorist group leader js

Honestly i feel like zen could be an interesting flight partner, either he is super chill with you or just is meditating. And yeah ram is probably super chill, if anything he is ignoring everyone and talking to zenyata

Can i say, ram isn't incredibly racist and is quite kind to a lot of humans, after all his mission is for omnics to be treated equally so often times he doesn't mind a lot of humans. Hell look at things like venture's voicelines where he encourages them to visit the monastery And also rein is only anti omnics because of the war, but he is shown to be getting past his ptsd and im sure he is only like that twards bastion due to him being a war omnic

Seat one is where it's at then. Widow and Reaper likely won't say anything and monkey is too far to converse. Widow is not very large leaving elbow room. By the hall so you don't have to disturb anybody to get up. Close to the front.

And it's widow

i would take that seat but that picture of widow made me go well.. maybe there are better options

in seat 8 you’re sitting behind hog and 2 seats right of junkrat, it’s a top 3 smelly seat

junkrat famous for his great smell

1, aiming for that mile high club

Gonna get the shloppy toppy

Either get it or die trying

Honestly dying while trying wouldn't be half bad either as long as I die at Widow's hands

Get Head or Die Tryin'

With that face, your getting it for sure

Mauga is chill as fuck when he’s not on the job (ruining my games) so I’d sit with him, but since he’s so big he’d probably take up all the seats so I guess I’d have to sit in his lap (haha…oh no, how awful…teehee!)

He's absolutely fucking humongous though. Even if he tried to be as polite about it as possible, you'd have very little sitting room.

I think that's what he wants

He is only second to hog i think (no, rein is not that big, is just his armor)

Spending the entire flight clapping eyes on his big ol tiddies

I mean, its never boring around him

Bigger is better.

if one picks 1 or 2 they're getting into mile high, wanting it or not

I understand 1, but why 2?

as the guy above me has said... bigger is better

Soo... A gorilla and Maui from Moana

nah, monke is on the front seat, but if you pick 2 your seat may be somewhere else... but maybe that's just me

Kiri and doom I think that could spark some interesting conversations the only downside being that junker queen is in front of you so your not going to have much leg room depending on how big you are ( that’s not me say that any of you are fat Btw)

Does your flair have anything to do with this answer? Lol

Nooooooo definitely not 100% it doesn’t ( ok maybe)

HEY YOU CALLIN ME FAT!!?!?!?1!!!?!1?!?

XD

Also her being right next to Ramattra is a recipe for disaster

6 or 1 6 because talking to JQ, Kiri and Junk would probably be one of the funniest things ever (and after everyone gets tired of taking for 19 hours straight, zen can give some cool life advices and sun tzu stuff) 1 because horny widow 🥵

6 because horny JQ 🥵

3, maybe try and convince sombra and Moira to swap so mercy and Moira can spend all flight fighting while me and sombra watch

Sombra would 100% join you in that endeavor

I just image sombra watching them fight as she’s eating popcorn

Don't let u/urgod42069 see this post

https://preview.redd.it/p8n2fmn6358d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49db39c058b3afcf199c0eb96abbd3300cbe1ce5 Tbh id rather **BE** her seat, but if that isn’t one of the options, being squished into seat #6 next to her (under her armpit) sounds like a dream 🥴

This dude is cumin every game with a queen.

Plus you’re across the aisle from Mercy who can resurrect you after you get choked out by the Dommy Mommy that is Junker Queen.

Mauga, I want tips on how to get big

Get more hearts

That should help

One one one one one one one one

Dawg that Widow pic😭💀probably 1 because I’d rather be next to someone that is quiet

Honestly 3 probably wouldnt be that bad as long as you can avoid being creeped out by moiras necro-arm

And she doesn't experiment on you while you sleep.

Imma be caressing that shit while she's asleep

She 100% doesn't sleep she did some fucked up shit on her brain and now she doesn't anymore Atleast that's my headcanon

Yeah she'll probably be busy with her own stuff, as long as I don't interrupt her, she won't i lnterrupt me either. Introvert's dream

I’m taking one or seven. Widow definitely seems like the type on a flight to just want to be left alone, and to leave everyone else alone. Same for reaper, and Winton is a respectful gentleman. Most interaction id probably have is with Bastion if anyone, and he’s a nice robot :). Seven is mainly because Kiri is a nice person, and even though he’s not a good person, Doomfist is at least well spoken and respectable. And being on his left side means I probably wouldn’t have to deal with the large fist, I’m sure he’d be more than agreeable on a flight, so long as he’s not planning on doing terrorist things

Doomfist will be saying AND DEY SEY the entire flight

8, because it will literally be something like this https://preview.redd.it/s2doz08gb58d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=674585604772e8764a7cf590a6381f01f83ed492

1. Don't even ask me why.

Obviously 1, I need the source of that widow photo plz

Up in first class with LW 🌸👑💅

lw and venture dream scenario

Also maybe Zen just for that calming voice of his. He can read us all an audiobook or something

With kiriko ofc

you reallly wanna see her on her bike init

what's this Kiriko's bike joke?

she has a voiceline "Wait until you see me on my bike" or something like that

8 i get to be near bastion and thats more than enough

1 besides my mommy

Of course I’d sit next to my glorious king DOOMFIST. I’d sped the 20 hours listening to his terrorist plans with his sexy Nigerian accent of his.

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5

4 3 or 8, i get to listen to interesting stuff, either mechanical, biological or philosophical.

4 5 8 and 6 seem like they might have extremely fun conversations.

2 and I left my electronic devices at home.

There’s definitely no room in 5, especially with hog and Reinhardt

Especially if rein is in his armor

8. Being able to talk with zen and rein would be a great experience. Ramattra is just a nice addition

6 of course for the sweet aroma

The only right answer is 6 so I can latch on to JQ's biceps and get a sniff of her armpits /s

2 about to be funny af

Obviously next to mercy, she can fly me to safety when the talon agents blow up the plane.

2 need i say more

2 sounds like a fun time. Either that, or 8.

Right. For Rock And Stone!

We fight for Rock and Stone!

Either 1 or 7

4 is great, 5 is great, 2 would be so much fun

4 is the only acceptable answer

2

Ima sit next to Moria just to see what type of insane shit she'd be saying after 19hours. Or we'd both respectfully ignore eachother

I’m sitting in Ram’s lap. Or stealing Mercy’s identity/seat.

4, i would love being beside my 1 ton titaniun alloy robotic baby and i could learn some engineering with torb

2 Mauga seems like a fun guy and Sombra could pirate some movies

1, no because I feel reaper might “adjust” my neck because he thought it’d be funny 2, no I feel sombra would constantly pester the people around her and hack their stuff 3, No it’s Moria 4, yes bastion is my favorite and Torb is really nice, I might not be able to lean back because of hog but he might be chill if I’m nice to him 5, I don’t even think there’s space for me to sit with roadhog and rein (armor) there 6, I might be fine as no fights break out there 7, honestly doom seems he might have some interesting stories to tell or talk about his philosophy 8, pretty nice might get wisdom from zen but might get annoying if zen and ram start to bicker constantly

6 so I can smell JQ's sweat

WINTON.

4 bastion

4

Defo 2 mauga is so chill

i'm taking a helicopter

2, because it's never boring around him

Ill go like 6 but ask queen to swap places with me

I’ll be in the back getting spit roasted by the Shamada brothers, thank you

4.

Cant decide between 3 or 4

6!

I'm going with the next plane

5

8 for a fun trip

6

Ima have to go with 8, just chillin with zen and probably ignoring most of the others, maybe talking to ram or rein but besides that just keep to yourself and ignore if all the omnic haters start arguing with the omnics. Btw i dont think this plane could talk of the center of mass is so far off due to all the big lads being on one side

7 I’m a winner on all sides

7 best case, I get to chat with Kiriko and maybe hang out and possibly see her bike. Worst case, I get recruited into a terrorist organization by Doomfist which uhh.... yikes

4 or 8

I'll take my chances with 7

8 seems like the nicest one tbh, could spend a good part of the flight having an interesting ethics 4 way conversation. Everything else seems risky at best, and 2 is a straight up death sentence

Probably 7. Doomfist can probably be civil and there’s really no downsides to being with Kiriko.

I forgot what dooms goal was but I feel can be somewhat nice as long as you don’t insult or fight him

Eugenics essentially. “The weak will fall and the strong will prevail” kind of stuff

If I had a nickel for every time there was a villain I liked was like that, I’d have 2 nickels

Oh? Who’s the other. I really like the trope too

Apollyon from for honor’s campaign, didn’t care who you were, what you fought for or how, she simply just cares if you fought, she wanted to bring the wolf out of everyone and if they didn’t then they were a sheep in her eyes, something meant to go to the slaughter, she wanted war to bring out wolf of everyone and at the end she accomplished what she wanted. War

6 would be lit

Next to roadhog, always roadhog. Best pals for life

5, hog won’t bother me if I don’t bother him

Outside. Rocket launching with Pharah.

definitely bastion and torbjorn are more chilling

2, give me my window seat! Winston and Reaper could be hilarious as could Sombra and Mauga

4 is almost perfect besides hog. He probably smells bad.

2!!! I doubt Reaper will try anything when he has Winston right next to him, and also the fact that both of my mains are right behind me so it’s an absolute win C:

Mauga seems like genuinely a chill guy when not in combat. Mercy is, well mercy. And Sombra also seems chill almost all the time. Just wont let her near my phone. Only issue would be Moira behind me. I dont want to leave the plane a reaper 2.0.

1.........🗿

Omg 8 all the way!! Get to sit next to my main and daddy ram is also behind me. 😀😀😀

Dude, sitting with Mauga must be hella fun, say what you want, when he doesn't wanna kill people for fun, he's so cool

4

5. I enjoy silent plane rides.

2, Mauga seems like a fun person to be around

Alright, let’s see our options. 1: Death if you talk, cold silence if silent. 2: Harassment. 3: chill or violation of human rights. 4: Chills Bills, the only problem is bastion when landing. 5: probably chill? Roadhog doesn’t talk much, so. 6: chaos. 7: If you talk you might annoy them, but if you’re silent they’re real chill. 8: Either illumination or death by explosion. I’m holding 4 and 7.

I'm getting off of the fliy, is no Mai in there

Find me at three. Living for the drama between Mercy and Moira while sipping drinks with Sombra. 😂

Why is Winston next to reaper... I'd probably take 1 and ask Gabriel if he wants to switch with me. Barring that 4 I guess... though bastion would be difficult to converse with.

damn am I the only one who thinks that 3 is the nicest. Is moira really that bad

1 because reasons

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3 the only safe answer

1 - I get the legroom, and Widow and Reaper are going be very quiet, still and they're not taking up too much space

I pronounce 3 the sucking seat

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, 6, 7

Easily 3. Sombra and Mercy would probably be pretty annoying to sit behind, but sitting next to Moira would more than make up for it.

7, and it's not even close.

3 I feel like Moira is one of those people who won't initiate a conversation with a stranger out of nowhere, which is fine because I am too.

4 is a no brainer unless I'm able to "rizz" kiriko

Why is Doomfist sitting in the back?

3, moira would probably mind her own business.

Maybe 3 or 6

2 and 8 would make for a petty decent flight I think

I'm kinda shocked at how little 2 there are, like Margaret and sombrero are annoying in game but mauga would be fun to talk to, Winston I. Front would be fun to chat with and you might get some banter between Manga sombra Winston reaper etc. Overall though if there's no rules against violence you die no matter where you sit

3, for no particular reason

I don't saw anything of overwatch for a lot of years, so 1, because it have widow and monkey

7 8 or 4

8, Zen would probably just say something profound and then leave you alone

8, Zen would probably just say something profound and then leave you alone

8, Zen would probably just say something profound and then leave you alone

1; i can smash everyone

Either 4 or 1 for me, I suppose!

Either 4 or 1 for me, I suppose!

2, 4, 5, 6, and 7 have you sitting by giants who will be spilling into your space, so they're out. Junkrat would probably try to talk you into hijacking the plane with him, so no. Moira and Window maker are both pretty creepy. But I feel like Widow is more likely to keep to herself. I'm going with **1**

7. I think I could get along with both parties. Or sleep.

My mind says 8 my heart says 3

Underneath Orisa’s ass.

Also i have no idea how this format works, like what does it mean if i pick 1?

I’m gonna pick 3. Mainly cuz Moira probably wouldn’t want to interact with anyone there so she’d probably be quiet the whole flight. Just gotta stay awake and make sure she doesn’t steal a blood sample or something.

6, because I KNOW that corner is gonna have some funny shit happening.

3

It's 100% 8 for me. I would love to talk endlessly to Zenyatta, and it would be so cool if Ramattra would interject at various points to have an argument. Junkrat is a much needed force of chaos for that whole area of the plane, and JQ would have good back and forth with him. I fucking hate Reinhardt but I don't think he'll be interacting with us five all that much, with Roadhog to his right and Torb in front of him. Although another very good seat for me is 3. Moira and Mercy would just argue all the time, and me and Sombra would be just making fun of them and generally vibing together.

2, I'm curious what mauga is like in small talk

4

1

2. Winton and Reaper in front of me don't like each other, but I think they're both mature/well mannered enough to tolerate each other for the flight. Next to me, Mauga, despite being part of a terrorist organization and very good at killing people, is actually pretty chill off the job and really isn't problematic to be around as long as he doesn't have a reason to kill you. Behind me, Mercy and Sombra, once again don't like each other but I think are both mature/well mannered enough to tolerate each other for the flight. Sombra is an expert hacker and has voice lines about stolen bank account numbers, but she doesn't seem like the type to rob some random girl who doesn't really have much money in the first place. She can easily rob rich people. Mercy poses no threat because she's Mercy. It just generally seems like the spot where people will be yelling at each other the least.

5 but I would prefer to sit between the two. Either way, as long as the seats are so small I'm forced up against Hog's belly I'm happy.

I would pick eight if I was able to talk my way into sitting next to junkrat

Winton