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Beginning_Plum_8331

Tis but a cruel world we live in 


Sir_Stacker

Ikr


Captainchronichrunch

Tis tis


Beginning_Plum_8331

What?


Captainchronichrunch

Indeed


Robin_Gufo

I have slept long enough


Captainchronichrunch

However


RadicalChinaEmperor

The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I am **EAGER** to make them remember


Captainchronichrunch

Peculiar


the_evil_overlord2

Cherno Apha is in. The good one what are you talking about


yssarilrock

Amen. Cherno Alpha got done dirty and we all know it


Hetroid3193

Should be a cherno alpha isekai where cherno alphas is isekaid into an isekai world


yssarilrock

Nah, fuck that: just show us their career of wrecking Kaiju


Average_potato001

Under their watch, stayed unbreached for six years, SIX YEARS *insert epic entrance*


Printgunzsmokecrack

The light novel name would be “that one time I died and got sent to an alternate dimension in a giant jaegar!”


Immediate-Rope8465

striker eureka still claps both ways


the_tchootch658

Amen


Supermarket8212

True


Pale_Kitsune

Because in the second movie, they only cared about how it looked. del Toro made efforts to care about how they worked and moved in the first movie.


ComprehensiveRip3308

Fr dude


moldovan0731

Meh, it's too smooth for me. Also, I'm not sure any Jaeger should ever be faster than Striker Eureka, as it becomes harder to pull off a sense of weight/mass that way.


Ikea-Shark_B-127

Ngl I like sabers design, and the massive agility factor but come on... hottest? You probably bust to r34 of this shit don't you?


Calm_Economist_5490

Oh God, just remembered the "fan art" I saw


GainEnvironmental212

On wiki it even said she has bunch of small thrusters for even faster movements, insane agility ngl


MrNature73

Basically just a prototype armored core


ComprehensiveRip3308

ZAMN


Jaeger_Gipsy_Danger

The only thrusters you need are for elbow rocket punches


Difficult_Spread9601

Hey, Watchu mean by “hot”🤔


Dragonion123

Y-y’know, the, the movement *thrusters*, they build up a lot of h-heat right?


Hissingfever_

Sex


Calm_Economist_5490

Attractive...


giljimbert

I figured it was related to it being painted Buffalo Chicken orange


Darthvegeta8000

You mean Obsidian Fury? No idea why. ;)


GalmOneCipher

It's so wasteful in the film, it barely did anything cool, and was kicking kaiju around instead of using it's OP swords. Saber Athena was supposed to be this film's version of Striker Eureka, the strongest, and fastest Jaeger with a melee oriented fight style with blades. It's even the latest version of Jaeger at Mk 7 where the rest were Mk 6s and a lore breaking lone Mk 5 (Remember in the first film the Jaeger programme was established as being shuttered after Striker Eureka was built, making it the first and last Mk 5?)


ThePinkPuffer_

My brother in christ. Please, do us a favor and go outside, and touch some grass. You've been locked in your room for far to long. Join us brother, join us in the outside, we are awaiting your presence.


DinoDudeRex_240809

Fucking what?


FistoRoboto15

Striker Eureka would like a word


leon-nita

There's no way those knees don't break the moment it stands on its own🤣🤣 It's a giant damn chappie.


Nakrenjam

Striker Eureka???? 🤔


moansby

"most hottest" dude was so down bad he didn't even use proper grammar


RandomStormtrooper11

What is this from? Some unreleased sequel that never actually happened?


ExponentWharf

Weird, right? I was thinking the same thing.


Cecilia_Schariac

ReaI?


[deleted]

Why is that hot?


Illusionistic-Ortus

Because we live in a garbage world✨


HYDRAGONIGHT

I love how anime it looks!!


niTro_sMurph

Op is gonna get their dick shredded by gears


Imthat_guypal

Giant robots aren't supposed to be hot lol especially for Pacific rims case


Supermarket8212

You've never seen Optimus prime?


Imthat_guypal

Optimus prime is just built different


Calm_Economist_5490

Hottest what?! 💀


lucaselveloz

I don’t find hot this


Kaiju_riky

Because it's a good film (and I'm well aware that this is not the best subreddit to make a coming out as an Uprising fan)


KnifeheadTheShark

Honestly I looked the novel version a lot better, saved the film as a whole for me


TheMasterWorker

it's not a good film you 5 year old


Cautious_Tax_7171

Pacific Rim fans when an opinion contradicts the hivemind


SadMcNomuscle

Well we are drift compatible.


TheMasterWorker

i love how uprising fanboys upvoted ur comment cuz they are too stupid to realize that you are disagreeing with them


SadMcNomuscle

😉


MercenaryBard

Regardless of the quality of this opinion, when someone has an unpopular opinion but then has to characterize the popular one as a “hive mind” is some loser shit lol. Just own your opinion.


TheMasterWorker

well it wasnt presented as what it is...an incorrect opinion. he presented it as if it were a fact...which it isnt


SaladoJoestar

I dont know what you are talking about, Pretty Sure Romeo Blue and G.Danger never appeared in Uprising


ObsidianGh0st

I don't know, I mean Obsidian Fury has plasma chainswords and the particle gun and particle beam, I think he's the one pushing higher temps out.


Raiiga_San

theyre all hot wym? all jaggers are female just like how we name ships


orphandismantler

Would


Calm_Economist_5490

Sir, that is 252 foot robot


orphandismantler

WILL


Calm_Economist_5490

💀


tornedron_

Wdym, Crimson Typhoon is in the first one


Big-Rest5514

Idk it’s good not that good tho idk almost everything about that movie I really didn’t enjoy especially the jaegers


SmallBerry3431

Wood. Next question.


sunstruker

exactly, why wasting november ajax like this?


Lolbit-VR

Ayo?


Legitimate-Map-7730

They gave a jaeger dual lightsaber katanas and made it do flips over enemies, will never forgive them


KaungSetMoe111

I never liked any of the Jaegers in the uprising, except November Ajax and Obsidian Fury.


Pleasant-Animal-1270

I mean you do you but I'm not sure how that would work


Yakuza-wolf_kiwami

And a named that gives me to many bad memories (I've known an Athena once)


NCL68

Maybe a hot take but honestly I don’t like the head. I find the more helmet looking ones like on Gipsy and Striker way cooler


TechJoe90

Suppose it makes sense by uprising that advances would make them more efficient and sleek. Even striker was a bit chunky compared to sabre if I remember right.


Orange_Satellite2181

Orange's the best color... and on a Jaeger, smoking hot! About your comment... well, sad thing, yes.


NoneUpsmanship

Looks like skinny Baymax.


Salvagedgaming

…I mean i didn’t think it was a garbage movie but i can’t say he ain’t wrong about saber Athena


TheMasterWorker

it was garbage...stop trying to be nice about it


JurassicGuy430

mf that's a mech controlled by 2 people


Immediate_Data3842

What irked me the most was that both Crimson and Cherno were salvageable, crimson you just needed to buff out any rust or seawater damage along with sheared/stress neck hydraulics and a new head. Cherno, you just need to replace the chimney and repair the internal acid damage.


No_Focus6469

What film?


CyberhunkV

Calling a Jäger hot shows how cum is stuck in your underdeveloped brain LMAOO. Please stop looking at things this way in life and you’ll find a partner🤍


Calm_Economist_5490

Ending is GOATED but the beginning... Uh... You could've phrased that better


MetalBlizzard

Yuck... keep your agile Gundams away for PR


Calm_Economist_5490

Ok buddy of all the PRU designs, this is a cool one


MetalBlizzard

The PRU designs just don't feel PR... there's no weight.


Calm_Economist_5490

True, but it's still a nice design


MetalBlizzard

Not for PR imo


literally_batman13

Why did they put your grammar and spelling in the garbage?


Nexyzero97

You don't need to have perfect grammar as long as other people understand it. Besides, i doubt that redditors care about grammars.


slimypajamas69

No need 


unaizilla

a bit of redundancy isn't going to kill anyone