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kingryan300

“Manny Machado is my dad” FLAIR IS NOW AVAILABLE!!! NEW “All Umpires Suck” FLAIR **IS NOW** AVAILABLE! Edit: HAPPY CAKE DAY FRIARBOT!!!


BaBaDoooooooook

4 ....in a row, imagine if we had arraez during that phillies or toronto series, diff outcome ? pitching is stepping up and HITTING all at same time


TheReadMenace

Lose again, we may never


Sniflix

Hopefully this gives Kolek confidence to pitch going forward. He only gave up one run and can build on that


mimiuuugh

Macias 💀


Sd_King18

Kali Ma!!!!!


runswiftrun

"in unrelated news, coach Macias to the 15 day IL for bruised sternum."


Slr_Pnls50

Love his whole vibe and energy


ihavetopeern

ARRAEZ AND SHINE


santo0619

![gif](giphy|l0HlwGH5lFhL5YAxy|downsized) Luis Arraez is a San Diego Padre!


OneCostcoDog

The force was with us 🫰


StandardPrinciple125

I’m a lot more upset about 1 run than I ever should be


scattabrainz

Hahahaha I’m irrationally annoyed too


guerohere

This jabroni screwing up the clean sheet


kingryan300

🔔🔔🔔 4 wins in a row beeotch


Theelkboss

Man oh man what happened to Corbin Carroll.


Houdini5150

Sophomore slump


taamus

So close to a shutout..


whoisthatidiot

Been with you all away from the sub cuz it’s fight night at casa of this compadre…. Just have to say Arraez is HIM. And Koleks got this. Perfect game to keep building that confidence. Idk what that shit was with the glove but it’s cool lol


pleasebeherenow

Classic Dback comeback


TheScubaPup

##🔔!!! ##🔔!!! ##🔔!!! PADRES WIN!!! (AND THEY WIN BIG!!!)


MasterThespian

If I had a nickel for every freakish glove-related defensive mishap the Padres have seen this year, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.


keightykat

DAMMIT I wanted a shutout 🫥


Slr_Pnls50

Kolek, that 0 was just so pretty


sleepy_aiden

I don’t wanna get greedy but a shutout would’ve filled my heart with joy


BigRedCowboy

Cannot believe the score is this close 🫣


kestrel_s

No shutout but Padres WIN!


default-77

Kolek bro…


mimiuuugh

🔔🔔🔔


azsnaz

![gif](giphy|fQoxwZBVWq5jhLXRty)


Seananagans

Kolek kinda not that good.


theedge634

Rule 5... was a shot in the dark... He ain't it. Just needs to be there for another month I think and then we might have some more minor leaguers ready. I'd like to move Vasquez up to be in the pen though.


threehundredthousand

Kolek is going to end up in Japan.


pineapplefriedriceu

Let Jake in


Thumper13

Oh Kolek.


Salty-River-2056

I'm starting to get nervous.😬


Salty-River-2056

Kidding


TheScubaPup

Oh phooie, we ruined the shutout :(


threehundredthousand

I inadvertently got 50 megaton stoned before the game and was nearly catatonic until the 5th inning. Feel like I affected play on the field from my outpost on Phobos.


TheScubaPup

Enjoy the ride my friend and come back to Earth safely <3


threehundredthousand

Always.


kingryan300

Kolek bruh… I wanted the shutout…


OWBravoWhisky

Skipper, just have Jake warm up his throwing arm. Just in case.


kestrel_s

Wtf? What happened to his glove?


kingryan300

Alrighty Kolek… one more strike


kestrel_s

Ok, so NOW he called that high strike


TheAvantGardeners

Lets keep the shut out Kolek


WadeCountyClutch

Ladies and gentz, we have won another series !


Intelligent-Bid-6645

Okay Kolek let’s stop playing with our food now lol


Sandlot

crone wouldve went 1 2 3


Recurs1ve

This is the timeline I choose to believe in.


kestrel_s

We're fine, y'all


TheScubaPup

WHAT'S WITH THE HIGH STRIKE NOT BEING CALLED??


OWBravoWhisky

Ump has had a weird zone all night.


TheScubaPup

I know, and it sucks :(


OWBravoWhisky

Still got the W. It’s a good day, Compadre.


TheAmishPhysicist

Since we only have one bench player left, Higashioka, no chance of Jake pitching.


kami232

Playing first is incredibly easy. Tell ‘em, Wash


randomredhead

What is this music?


threehundredthousand

I'm starting to feel like Tyler Wade is the new Greg Garcia. He's a decent player that can fill basically any spot on the field. Ideal for giving more flexibility in the roster day to day.


WadeCountyClutch

Greg Garcia was that one guy you forgot existed on your roster


threehundredthousand

Yrp, but he was *always* available.


pineapplefriedriceu

Okay now put Jake in plz?


keightykat

What’s going on with the dbacks? I almost feel sorry for them esp coming from last year 🫠


MasterThespian

Gallen and Kelly are out, Corbin Carroll is deep in his sophomore slump, and this is a team that barely finished above .500 to begin with.


keightykat

Ah yes makes sense


OWBravoWhisky

A lot of their starters are on the IL. Many on the 60 day IL. Team is hurting in a bad way.


keightykat

Major bummer!


threehundredthousand

Their whole pitching staff is hurt, and batters are slumping, especially Corbin. Just horrid luck.


keightykat

Aaah makes sense! Thank you!


kingryan300

🔔🔔


TheScubaPup

##🔔!! ##🔔!!


kestrel_s

One more!


kingryan300

Is Kevin Newman related to Randy?


drewdude92

Poway kid


1-800-ASS-DICK

Steve you're doing great hun


azsnaz

I'm having fun, are you guys having fun?


queenofthegalaxy

F is for friends who do stuff together U is for you and me N is for anywhere and any time at all down here in the deep blue sea


azsnaz

![gif](giphy|ihYEWzTBNT6sqEvhmn|downsized)


azsnaz

![gif](giphy|lmv5aDvwOgTmby3a13)


OWBravoWhisky

I’m having fun!


MasterThespian

Poway Titan sighting!


kingryan300

Kolek I swear if you ruin this shutout…


kingryan300

🔔


TheScubaPup

##🔔!


threehundredthousand

If we had Wil, he'd be pitching. Love you, El Gallo.


queenofthegalaxy

Fine, since Jake isn’t pitching please preserve the shutout!


1-800-ASS-DICK

'sco Kolek!


OWBravoWhisky

Stevo, you can give up 12 runs. Have fun, buddy!


pleasebeherenow

I miss a position player pitcher when youre up like this.


santo0619

![gif](giphy|bONmTUTo4kzS0) How it feels to be up like this


kestrel_s

Time to finish it up!


pleasebeherenow

Hoping Jake is pitching


Thumper13

No extra point.


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TheScubaPup

"Because of our idiot kicker..."


Thumper13

San Diego fans triggered


TheScubaPup

Nate... Fucking... Kaeding...


PresenceOtherwise

I say we let crone close the game who says no???


Seananagans

Is jake gonna pitch tonight?


queenofthegalaxy

I would love it, but probs not. :(


pineapplefriedriceu

Doesn’t seem like it, sadly


BigPumpkin24

After a few mental lapses in defense and bad ABs to start the year, Wade has grown on me. He’s had clutch hits and some great defensive plays as of late. I hope he stays on the team.


TheReadMenace

I thought he looked like a chump at first, but he proved me wrong very quick.


azsnaz

![gif](giphy|JTy2tlQT1rcPTNXTXZ)


pineapplefriedriceu

Boo Jake should be warming up in the pen


MasterThespian

Shout-out to Tyler Wade for being so reliable off the bench. Feel better seeing him pinch hit than I have anyone since... I don't know, Greg Garcia?


Juzaba

🤎GG


Final_View_6298

Greg Garcia didn't expect for Peter Seidler to rember him when he came back to visit on day.Liked having GG


MasterThespian

Always remember our East County Legend.


figboot11

Do we need to send Arraez down to get his timing back after this brutal 2 ab slump?


BigBobsBeepers420

Yeah I'm not so hot on this guy, in MLB The Show i had 5 home runs in my debut(on rookie difficulty).


azsnaz

![gif](giphy|vrIFiNvjSJvYXnoDD0|downsized) /s


Lostmustache

Myyyyy guyyyyy T WADDDDDE


1-800-ASS-DICK

his name is Wade, Tyler Wade.


OneCostcoDog

My dudes. Friar bats are on fire


Seananagans

Arraez just looks so at home with this crew. Like he's best friends with half of our guys already.


randomredhead

Might actually have a chance at beating Profar in vibes.


espo619

Here's hoping for a friendly competition


azsnaz

![gif](giphy|QZzcoukANYYjxVYXWc)


JJFrozenInCarbonite

Tyler Wade is looking better and better


chickenparmesan123

Atta boy T-Wade


TheScubaPup

Wade gets off the bench, gets a hit THE LUIS ARRAEZ EFFECT


OWBravoWhisky

I mean… Tyler Wade has done that a couple times this year.


TheScubaPup

I'm being cheeky but, yes <3


Dangerous-Good-5743

This series will probably average out the diamondbacks run differential


kingryan300

Lmao Wade…


Different_Link6589

Jayce Tingler crying throwing up seeing the Pads score in the 9th and breaking a nonexistent "unwritten rule" on piling on


One_Capital_7973

Even the outs are well hit…this guy is going to be a lot of fun to watch this year….well done Preller.


TheAvantGardeners

Arraez is now 0-2 in his last two at bats. :( /s


pineapplefriedriceu

GIVE US JAKE


Thumper13

Ah well. Bat around again!


Seananagans

That's tough. A little ahead of that. He was aiming for the 5.5 hole.


jgftw7

scrub can’t get a five-hit game, a.j. preller fleeced


TheScubaPup

OHHHHHHH... I still love you wholeheartedly Luis <3


Silver7477

Oh no he's washed :(


kestrel_s

Aww...but Luis did pretty well for his Padres debut


azsnaz

![gif](giphy|VOxkN1fxiNrMY)


waydowninthehole

surprising that mud doesn't know his donuts. old fashioned are cake donuts and cake donuts are associated with being denser.


TheReadMenace

![gif](giphy|mXiBtLZk4ibkc)


TheScubaPup

Yeah those cake donuts are THICCCCC


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

We’re going to avg 9-10 runs per game after today lol


ProposalWeird904

Be realistic dude. At least 13-15. Lol


TheScubaPup

The Baker's Dozen!!


WadeCountyClutch

I chose the wrong day to go to Disneyland! For two reasons: Star Wars day and missing this masterpiece


pineapplefriedriceu

Boo give us Jake


kingryan300

# OOPS


azsnaz

I do like a good cake donut


Seananagans

All of the Padres starting 9 have a hit today. Some... more than others.


Holdmydicks

I think your leadoff hitter getting to bat 6x in a game is a good thing. Not sure though


TheScubaPup

Two sprinkles, two long johns with custard fill, two old fashioned, one chocolate one original, a cinnamon roll, an apple fritter, two bear claws, and two of dealer's choice for my dozen doughnuts


1-800-ASS-DICK

old fashioned or crumb for me


Doc_JC

Jake better warm up that throwing arm.


queenofthegalaxy

Love Mud! 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩


OfficialTMWTP

THEY SEE THE VISION!!!


HouseAtlantic33

Mud talking about donuts lol 😆


BlakeCronenworthSD

Mud orders donuts like a old rich guy, there is no way I'm taking a risk by telling the server to mix it up.


guerohere

This is fun


DarkwingDuckHunt

Donny partaking in a Social Sparkler


OWBravoWhisky

Campy!


BigRedCowboy

Am home compadre ❤️ much love!


Doc_JC

Let’s gooooooooo


kingryan300

Let’s go Campy!


pineapplefriedriceu

All starters with hits now, LFG


TheScubaPup

##ARRAEZ IS GUARANTEED ANOTHER AB


kestrel_s

OMG! Luis will most likely be up again!


OWBravoWhisky

Arraez gets to go for his 5th hit, tonight. Thank you, Mr Campusano.


MasterThespian

Merrill breaking out of his slump tonight, too? Awesome.


OWBravoWhisky

He’s done really well on the road and not so hot at home. Hopefully he brings it home.


Silver7477

He seems to hit better on the road


JJFrozenInCarbonite

He mashes on the road. Just needs to figure out hitting in Petco.


pineapplefriedriceu

Get Jake into the bullpen, let him ramp up


BigRedCowboy

I am happy and drun:)


TheScubaPup

Be safe! Don't drive drunk if you're out, we need you! Uber is cheap <3


MasterThespian

Oh fuck you're gonna make me believe in Adrian Morejon again


Silver7477

2+ years with Ruben Niebla will do that to you


Darryl_The_weed

19 Strikeouts in 11.1 innings for Morejon


Doc_JC

Man if we can get this version all the time.


TheScubaPup

Change my pitch up Randall Grichu(K)


kestrel_s

NASTY! Love it!


JJFrozenInCarbonite

That was the first Padres walk in nearly 30 innings.


TheScubaPup

DARN IT! No legendary call by Donnie :(


Superfly_Samoan_Guy

Morejon looks disgusting this year. 


azsnaz

Marlins got smoked and served up 20-4 by the A's. Did we save Arraez or did he save us?


JJFrozenInCarbonite

I think the trade sucked what little life was left out of the Marlins.


JJFrozenInCarbonite

Morejon is looking dialed in and nasty!


Seananagans

Holy shit, Morejon seriously looks terrifying out there. Just shredding those guys up there.


drewdude92

Arraez is the first player to get 4 hits in their Padres debut


TheScubaPup

He might also be the first to get five Stay tuned. Phone a friend, call a neighbor


TimothyTeboux

Extend him


AaronfromCalifornia

I know that I’m getting extended.


1-800-ASS-DICK

nasty Adrian


pineapplefriedriceu

Morejon making Carroll look stupid there


Doc_JC

He honestly looks more like Snell tbh. I know they were pretty good friends, wonder if he helped with that adjustment.


JJFrozenInCarbonite

Apparently it was Niebla and the pitching lab at Pt Loma Nazarene.


kestrel_s

Get it, Morejon