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tacitusnanook

Mini John


Colorblind_Melon

Seems pretty average to me. Maybe a little too big for some applications.


No_Pineapple3695

Lil John


VocalLocalYokel

🎶 Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evenin', Pizza at suppertime! When pizza's on a bagel, You can eat pizza anytime! 🎶 /10


A_Fine_Evening

It's a lunchables but thanks for the good time


spwnofsaton

10


Manofgawdgaming2022

Is that 10/10 or you just want 10 of them?


erobuck

I second this.


No-Collection-818

Better cold but I won't judge if cooked


kronicbubonic

Ive never tried cooked, always wondered though.....


fuzzycaterpillar123

Put the crust in a toaster oven for a minute to par cook, they top and bake again… used to do this with a spring up toaster turned on its side in college, it was so good


[deleted]

I wont judge you if you dont judge me


LeavesInsults1291

10/10 best pizza there is


CheesyOfficial

Immaculate


Sirpatron1

Bitch that's a lunchable.


woodchipperkittens

So that’s why I was fired? 😭


Jakesneed612

I know for a fact it’s delicious


HovercraftKitchen735

10


Basic_Historian_972

Yum 🤤


concretepete1

With that size you could easily get up to 40 pizzas in 30 days like the legend himself. 


mrburbbles88

11/10


slimjibberr

My life changed after I threw 3 of those bad boys in the air fryer


Isyagirlskinnypenis

Don’t ever talk to me again.


Holiday-Radish3130

1MILLIONNNNNN *Dr Evil voice*


Kintsugi-0

confession: im in my late 20s and i still sometimes buy lunchables


Many_Jacket_669

I'm 39 and still buy them from time to time lolol


Kintsugi-0

fuck ya lmao


waffler71

A 10 if they were still a dollar, but those things are like $4 now! My favorite drunken snack when I raid the fridge for my kids lunch goodies 😂


Future_Tomato3757

1000000000/10 very nice


[deleted]

Thats not papa john, thats his son John .Jr


xDragonetti

“*The flavors* are ***there***!” -Gordon Ramsay


ImGoddess666

10 about 10 years ago. Now it's about a 7. They changed that shit 😔


Timely-Bill-5336

This may be a bit of an understatement.. or perhaps I'm being a tad critical, but that is the BEST looking pizza to ever fucking exist.


SpooneyToe11240

0/10 no edge lock with the cheese and it’s over docked!


Round_Rice_2113

0/10. Not even cooked. The cheese isn't melted


Sam_the_beagle1

Your pizza. Who cares what I think?


rabocan

I guess it’s true what they say; better ingredients, better pizza


Notdenzel

Tasty


vi11uminati

🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼


AT0ME7

great pizza 10/10


Prestigious_Mail6369

🪄 avidicadivi


Dapper-Educator-7494

10


ElectriCole

10/10 🤌


Slight_Candy2426

Dude 11/10


Mission_Front184

12/10


Herbalbatman

Lead/10


Localtechguy2606

Smol and give me the lunchables vibes


Flat-Avocado-6258

Baby John


Mermaidluvly

Amazing/10


Buy_The_Dip-10

10


BriansHeres

Lead/10


Many-Recognition2530

Lunchables as a kid


lazerkarate

Yo that looks like the OG pepperoni, not the shit they use now. R.I.P quality


Mountain-Jury-9911

pawpaw johnson’s


computernerd88

Papa Lunchables


[deleted]

Too much pep my guy


Crispy3141

100/10. Can't beat a classic


-Insert-CoolName

I give it a 3/3.


Unfair_Breath_3710

10/100 Best pizza ever.


LowerChipmunk2835

Lunchables


Fun_Shape6597

Do you deliver those. If so I’ll pay extra for a bunch of those


Ornery-Store7607

Great delivery


Trippplecup

Add some garlic salt to it... Ahh.. chefs kiss


Achelois69

Gourmet. This is the pizza Papa John ate 40 of in 30 days


KenMan_

Better than papa johns


oceananoun

Italian 100 yes


Downtown-Pack-6178

9/10! great!


melx1599

NTZ!


JaiLSell

Is that a lunchable pizza? You should add some buffalo chicken toppings to it


Unknownking743

10/10


[deleted]

Cute


Confidence_Dense

10/10


TReid1996

Just as a heads up, been seeing articles about Lunchables containing lead in them. Trace amounts, but still there. (I still eat them myself) As to whether those articles are true or not, I can't say.


JeffBoyardee69

11/10 I love those things


MysteriousBicycle_

Hell yeah


SpaceJ0cky

Put them in the oven for alittle bit and thank me later


KickinGa55

Lunchables


SchreckMusic

Better Ingredients, better pizza. Lunchables


Minimum-Eagle-8388

Beast


Abominablesnowman8

Lunchables are the best still to this day


Arthiem

The lead makes it sweet


Mugsy_Siegel

That second cup of cheese guys makes a killer pizza


RiverLilitu

What is this... a pizza for ants? This pizza has to be at least.... 3 times bigger than this!


inky_keyboard

Pop it in a woodfire oven for 7 seconds 👌


Min_17x

People say they eat it raw but aren’t you supposed to heat them up in the microwave?


Sir_Flatulence

WTF is that??


da_boatmane

Fuckin dough spinners


[deleted]

Tops


DudeProphecy

Looks like a lunchable


TXBOY4TWENTY

Missed a step… 4.0


Whatahackur

Hit that in the micro for 30 seconds and it’s amazing


NoBeansAbout

10/10 I want lunchables


LORDKIDGOD

Yeah


PutMain1037

Find something else to do. Fr


MissAnthrope333

Here comes the “How can I order this??” lol


Antikaren9

♾️/10


nfrapaul72

this really how the old owner be eating now since he got canceled


Future-Swing3581

I justa said someone there that bread sauce cheese = good … this … contradicts that


Toadsanchez316

All I see is Sweet Tooth from Twisted Metal. Jello!


Dirtydubya

You sure these ain't Lunchables?


Kane20xl

best pizza ever


J_Tiwaz

Post this in r/jimmyjohns they won't even notice 💀


Legitimate-Ad-9724

Is that one of those frozen mini microwave pizza snacks? I've seen them at the store to put in your kid's lunchbox, but there are 100000000000 better things to eat.


DeathCowboyZ

🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻


DexterTheWulf

Instant 10


CreedAbdulJabbar

Lunchable pepperoni


Nebula25r

That's most definitely a lunchable, I used to love the pizza ones until the cheese started smelling like paint thinner, chemicals in our kids food, be aware parents and give the cheese lunchable a sniff next time, would you eat that?


kweentipsy

w pizza bro 10/10


SuccessOverall7675

Full pepperoni coverage, 10/10


Mr_Rios1

Scale of 1 to 10? 2


crungymayo

It’s not delivery, it’s DiStruggle


mariposamillionaire

baby cutie pie pizza


Allhailjonas

40/17


AppropriateJunket428

10


cakeparade1

Where is the pizza


[deleted]

yum, i love my 73% DV of lead in my pizza


writingwhilesad

Better than papa John’s


Daz1989

10 out of 10 haven't had them in a good while but for whatever unexplainable reason I like em' I prefer the armour ones over the lunchables


satanicsheep

0/10. Too much lead


Ascdren1

0/10 terribly undercooked.


Hot_Menu3348

The SS mini jonhnson


mimisavvi96

10/10


Individual_Grass1840

Some will tell you it’s too small, but there is someone out there that will tell you it’s the perfect size!


YoungandPregnant

Looks like Swirly D from juice galaxy


[deleted]

Criminally underrated.


joeymac93

I'd hit that


soulforsoles22

I know a lunchable when I see one 🤣


[deleted]

12


Longjumping-Bet-3602

10/10


EmptyParking9263

$7.99? Gotta love inflation.


Impressive_Web2607

👌


Impressive_Web2607

Eso no es una pizza, eso es una hostia decorada lol


bestrecognize218

10 out of fucking 10


-_-1017

-♾️


XuXsPaRkYxUx

BUSSIN


MightySAVAGE308

Why haven't they made peperoni this size for bigger pizza.


PurpGas

heat it up cold is crazy work


Low-Equal-9357

a warm summer day/10


Zyzmogtheyounger

100/10. Absolute perfection.


dabila710

Bomb


Khamomile-Kitty

pizza bagel/10


whimwill

Im assuming thats a lunchable right? If so theres a few things you can do to make it way better. Cut up the pepperoni into smaller pieces, mix the cheese and pepperoni pieces, then microwave them for 15 to 30 seconds. If you have it add shredded sharp cheddar before microwaving.


Fragrant_Reserve7624

Elementary vibes


JustinianTheGreat482

These are my favorite


Status_Reaction_8107

10/10 Will trade a school pizza for it


No_Competition3694

1/10. Give it to me and I’ll dispose of it for you. Pssst. It’s actually a 12/10. Good job.


Chevy383JT

There is no "pizza" in this image.


MrGeekman

Reminds me of Lunchables.


ZizzleZoo

Armour


CrazyDuckLady73

Add Melinda's pizza hot sauce on top of the sauce. Cut the pepperoni into 4. I use one each a pepperoni and a cheesy pizza Lunchables. Do you know the trick of putting the cheese in the tray? Then flipping the sauced pizza and dipping it in the cheese. It gets the cheese covered more evenly. Microwave on 60% power for a minute. Then 30 seconds or more on full power. Enjoy!! Did you know that the pizza dough is not the same size on the pepperoni and cheesy pizzas? One of them is a bigger disc!!


[deleted]

Fat ass


NewSector4611

10/10


DistributionOther885

Use hamburger buns and put hamburger mixed with pizza sauce cooked on top then add cheese and pepperoni.....and u have pizza burgess my fav toast bun fisrt


DistributionOther885

We make pizza burgers the are toasted hamburger buns with hamburger meat.mixed with pizza sauce once cooked add to bun and add topping and bake 10 15 mins and they r bomb


Blinxzy_

10/10


Stunning_Ordinary_62

10 out of 10


rGRWA

Looks like you got a Mini John: Lunchables Edition, but it honestly still looks pretty good and I’d eat one! Enjoy!


InvisableHusband37

Mega pizza is so much better than cardboard


Senior_Heart_4629

😭🤣😭🤣


TOletsGeaux

Hydrate level 4, please


WeirdFantastic

In the air fryer is amazinggggg


EntertainmentLess439

Too small


CauliflowerMuted6163

I’ll give you a zero out of 10


Different_Change_689

Gas lunchable


[deleted]

My kid said it's a 10.....he's 4 🤣


Knives530

Lead/10 I love em personally


ToddGack4

Looks like a cracker with toppings


stitchkingdom

Needs more sodium and lead content


ResidentAd753

I rate it a lunchable


HamsterSpirited2527

Bros giving every one lead poisoning /s


Tfortrans

A classic pizza starter, looks delicious


New_Neighborhood4262

Yuck


droidtrooper113

No oregano, so 2/10.


Reasonable-Sea9095

I give ot 9/10 lunchables.


Lanky_Junket_8227

1000/10 best I’ve seen definitely


Own-Composer6134

10/10


dmt267

Lunchablesn looking ahh pizza


Michaelskywalker

Has anyone ever eaten a lunchable not “raw”? Like actually cook the thing lol


DevBro22

I put the pepperoni on the bottom. Is much easier to manage and heat up


PlumKydda

Lunchable nostalgia.


Lucid-Design

5 stars. No pizza hits quite like a Lunchable pizza


Impossible_Hope_6349

9/10. Cheese goes on top.


taylorthesailor21

Yum I would eat it


metalheadcarguy

11/10 I can taste that sweet sweet sauce


AwesomeoPorosis

0/10 not enough lead


hoosier-94

i made a 2 inch crust once, with a single pepperoni, and baked it


Schfifty-V

10/10


Malaysia345

It reminds me of pizza lunchables you get Walmart


MousseZealousideal16

100/10 i love mini pizzas


Educational_Lab6005

Them bitches got lead in them G.


afripino

Pizza sliders


Far-Total2790

9 only because nothing is perfect


[deleted]

My wife doesn't like bagel pizzas and I think she's out of her damn mind. So good.


SoyTuPadreReal

8 out of 10 only because I prefer sausage instead of pepperoni.


Agile-Carpenter-2050

No cap these pizzas hit harder when your 18 and above 🤣