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Apprehensive_Beach_6

The next day, Sojiro gets a link to Futaba’s search history


Rastaba

Sojiro: No worse than Wakaba’s used to be.


CesarGameBoy

**Sojiro:** “Hey, Futaba! You mind telling me what ‘Rule34’ is-“ **Futaba:** “IT’S NOTHING!!! SOJIRO!!! IT IS- UH- SIMPLY A RULE FOR GAMES THAT ALL GAMES MUST APPLY TO THEIR CHARACTERS!!! THAT’S WHY THE CHARACTER’S NAME IS NEXT TO THE RULE BECAUSE I WAS CURIOUS!!!” **Sojiro:** “Hm… hey kid, is this true?” *[Joker thinks about what to say]*. > “She is telling the truth.” > “I’ve never heard of it.” > “Futaba is horny as sh*t.”


Crossover_Weirdo78

Third option. *Gets beaten by Futaba defenders.* Worth it!


SkarmoryFeather

Sojiro: Just like her mother


SomeCrusader1224

Ok so Futaba's dead now ~~the apple don't fall far from the tree~~


yourcreepyfriend77

You sir are the devil


JDM_2323

https://preview.redd.it/0x0uy4upcz9d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8e64ba25406028167528411ec9901e4e339db73


Ganbazuroi

https://preview.redd.it/1wctzjb1wy9d1.png?width=429&format=png&auto=webp&s=bacaf7513f82741b6d68ac5462a5a3643ec7742c *"Don't say that, you silly! It's the Rainbow Season and I just feel like coming out more than usual! That's my account, browse as you may and drop some recommendations on the comments - and here, have a pancake on me!"*


wowpepap

![gif](giphy|YqcT91kH0JQ6kZsScV)


Fyrebrand18

Oh… oh no… HE’S HOT!


Best_Suggestion_6201

I laughed, but I'm down voting on principle.


Basethdraxic

https://preview.redd.it/p8wdittezbad1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3db172dbf7783612ff393e40f09f39cbb86f9e22


Real_Good1688

https://preview.redd.it/r82q2443kead1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fb8446c14fc9b40d02ec6b7b4287ed1933f6b05


NorthGodFan

Nah. She and Haru have been cooking something up.


ShineLokabrenna

Not futaba saying that like hers isn't the exact same lol


joecb91

Hers is a more diverse mix of all the different kinds of porn the internet can provide.


ShineLokabrenna

Bro she's 15 😭


joecb91

As if someone as terminally online (and having as much pervy dialog as she has in P5 and Strikers) as Futaba wouldn't be looking at stuff she was too young to be looking at.


Mkilbride

And I say back to you: She's 15.


ShineLokabrenna

Man when I was 15 I was watching Sonic X and episodes of Naruto broken into 12 different parts on YouTube. I guess everyone's different ey.


mexz101

Exactly


anderson135267890104

Whelp good thing she's not got a Palace anymore otherwise she'd gotten to meet her mom that evening


EApoebsd

Akechi dont need a palace to put someone down


anderson135267890104

Alright then bye bye to the nav. Cause of death: "Heart failure due to an unhealthy lifestyle."


naydrathewildone

She doesn’t have a Shadow anymore. The only way she can be killed is if he does it to her real body


EApoebsd

https://preview.redd.it/0sxa07tt31ad1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71595b2d6187c8a1e045fafa6fd53e574bcb1b78 My point exactly


anderson135267890104

Type of thing he'd do and then call it suicide because mom ded


ci22

He has actual guns


Iron_Creepy

…..yes. But the only time he has ever (to our knowledge) tried to kill someone was with the absurdly elaborate assistance of the Japanese Illuminati to create the most convoluted trap in the history of ever so it looked like an accident. (And he still screwed up the execution). He doesn’t allow himself to revel in mayhem except in the metaverse and maybe in an alternate timeline or two. 


All-Your-Base

Understandable. I am also a big fan of Yao Ming


slacboy101

Honestly Akechi would be more of a Dark Elves or Chaos main rather then the Chinese faction I forgot the name of in Total Warhammer


Apprehensive_Beach_6

Yao Ming is a basketball player. ![gif](giphy|26CW3HD46ILuF7xBK)


Crusaders_dreams2

Why did I think this was a green screen💀


slacboy101

Oh, whoops, I don't watch sports outside of wrestling so...


CJM_310

No doubt he’d be either dark elf or Tzeentch, although I can see him being a standoffish Cathayan diplomat.


ScreamingAbacab

Meanwhile Yusuke sitting there like "I bet that person made a *lot* of money off that commission."


EApoebsd

“Hes just stalking R-” “TEAMMATES?!?! FRIE-”


UnderwaterPromQueen

what else would it be full of, it’s akechi for fuck’s sake


Redray98

Pancake recipes.


Flimsy-Cloud-6244

s t o p . https://preview.redd.it/rojxpbwblz9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb99d57f6923b916cfbda4198e5a1337225725b9


Best_Suggestion_6201

*Prowler Theme*


Nani_700

And most of them are fanfics with Joker.


RhymesWithMouthful

Yao... Uh, y-yao guai pics. He's just really into Fallout. Yep yep.


IsakThePinkNinja

understandable tbh, Yao guais are fucking awesome


a_random_chicken

Guai segs


Legendary_Forgers

"Don't feed the [Yao Guai](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxtev9A9J7uSIgPXxBPiFeiiRz92XqvIap?si=1Mc8yGhe1NLjXKqY), that is all." - Three Dog


MaguroSashimi8864

Hmm…do you think Futaba look up BL from time to time? Writing fanfics and so on?


a_random_chicken

10 terabytes of it in her room somewhere!


Pilgrim_Scholar

Akechi has a...rather large collection of fanart from his favorite series... ![gif](giphy|lScHhAuLo3ore|downsized)


grimprime64

Futaba: don't worry i look at the same stuff


ReadyForKenny

Source: https://x.com/kavik404/status/1807513805275979940?t=fKer5d3thcKUwsnaFo6q9A&s=19


GreenDemonSquid

Futaba was found later that day dead and bleeding from her eye sockets. (Akechi found a way)


Joyluvio

No guys he likes fallout most definitely 🗿👍


disuserexistdamnit

Haha Flaming Yao guai go roar


JonTheWizard

"CEASE."


MrMangus

I shall remain in blissful ignorance without knowing what that means


a_random_chicken

The fact you say this means you definitely DONT suspect a thing, stay ~~in~~nocent friend.


Qoppa_Guy

Those Seto Kaiba eyes rofl


Prince-sama

Yaoshi right? indeed, they're one of the hotter aeons i've seen (second to Nanook)


CaptainClamiral

Bruh


Ancient-Rune

Hilarious I hate Akechi.


ReadyForKenny

https://i.redd.it/m7p5f3iagy9d1.gif


Neutronium57

same energy https://preview.redd.it/t7bdqaykiy9d1.png?width=566&format=png&auto=webp&s=56bfcd15002074ef4f76c223cdc298bd37b1d7aa


AzraelChaosEater

Aaaaand saved. Thank you.


Neutronium57

👉😎👉


BisexualCrying

WHOOOO MORE AKECHI FANS LETS GOOOOOO


Someonevibing1

How dare you


PresentationNew5976

I don't like him either though he's honestly too pitiable and sad to hate, and it's funny to think that would be something that would piss him off to no end.


Kelibath

You \*really\* need to play through the "true" ending. Honestly! But also each to their own. I think his Confidant arc and the Third Semester events add a \*lot\* to Akechi's characterisation for those of us playing in the Western world. In Japan the way he struggled and eventually cracked apart makes a lot more sense. His heritage and upbringing, his mother's suicide, even his family name, are all taken as grounds in that culture to shun somebody from society. And all this based on the whims of one callous abuser. Combine that with Akechi being a distraught, impressionable, child, when he "lucked" into his Metaverse power, and you get a perfect storm of revenge fantasies plus "my only-way-out". And then Joker shows up, wrecks all of it, and in the process shows him a better path he never thought of, one he feels pathetic for not realising himself and believes he's now too late to step onto. Personally I think the way Joker sees Akechi is telling regarding how the dev team were hoping he would be received. If you choose the right dialogue options, Joker is seen to reflect on his tragedies, wishing he had been able to step in earlier and do more to help - much as Akechi says he wishes, long before. He also considers Akechi a true and worthy rival (whether you ship that or not) and another soul trapped in the same cycle of fate by cruel deities and the will of mankind. "Two sides of the same coin" for sure.


Jade_Dragon777

Bold of you to assume the true ending will dissuade them from seeing him as a (insert throat clear noise) "hurt boy UwU"


Kelibath

Actually, this user and I have had a nice conversation on a different sub, where we talked about the comparative merits of going back to enjoy Royal. So it made sense to suggest. Especially given everyone else here doesn't have that context and is simply reading them as a troll poster to shut down. Speaking of which; he's definitely still a villain (at least in semester 2). But it's possible to be the victim of abuse and manipulation as a minor AND to be responsible for others abuse and harm at the same time. Half of the success of P5's story is that most of the characters aren't sparkling pure or unsaveably rotten (bar specific few). It's about changing the whole background heart of humanity for the better.