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OMGNEILCICIEREGA111

Person who got into a fight with two non-binary people: I’m fighting tooth and nail over here!


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Damn that's a good one, thanks for the laugh mate!


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omor


BlackHazeRus

Peter explain the joke :(


AceiteDeOlivas

non-binary people sometimes choose words that are not normally names as names, sometimes common nouns. in this case, the two people are named Tooth and Nail.


BlackHazeRus

Thanks, Peter!


BekaRenee

Yup, nb person at work named themselves Turnip


MycoFace_DOOM

Based


DeWarlock

I'm NB and it took me a moment lmao...named myself Nix


FaerHazar

Homie I named myself East


CherryCherrybonbon_

pixel :333


DeWarlock

Fair


FaerHazar

This is such a vibe


JackFJN

I saw some TikTok post where they had an entire list of “felony core” names… some people are nuts


hulkhoegan_

ok but what were the names we love a good felon


Wanderer1701

Names like Arson or just Felony/Felon are extremely common!


hulkhoegan_

haha like phelonie. I've met a couple dogs named Felon 😭 they were all so sweet though it was. like the chihuahua we fostered named Butcher. 😅


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AceiteDeOlivas

tbh i didn't understand the original meme until i saw an explanation. after that i just realized this joke was talking about the same thing.


LexiLynneLoo

If you don’t have enby friends, or are in online trans circles in general, then you’re part of the 90% that would not get the joke. Don’t worry!


quintsreddit

French people say “Sacre Bleu” as an excited expression like “omg” My guess is that they’re making fun of the fact that nonbinary people often choose names that don’t conform to gender but end up just being normal nouns. For example, I had a friend who named themselves Crow.


Massive_Method_5220

To be honest french people never use Sacrebleu when they talk; we use it very very rarely as a joke when we impersonate someone trying to speak french, just like people do online. Never heard a real sacrebleu in my lifetime, and it's starting to be long and i met a lot of people :p


quintsreddit

For sure - definitely lost a little detail in echange for brevity!


towerfella

Well merde.


phifal

Definitely outdated in France nowadays. Could it be that "Sacrebleu" is still a french- canadian thing? Or is Agatha Christie's Hercule Poirot all to blame for making it popular in the anglophone part of the world?


buffalo_lfn

It is for sure not a French-Canadian thing. They use it ironically as well. French-Canadian swears are mostly sacred items or words from the Catholic faith and it’s awesome. Truly one of life’s great pleasures.


mvmblewvlf

Care to share some? I'm curious now.


TacticalWalrus_24

tabernacle is one of the one I know, shortened to tabarnak, equivalent to "fuck"


jissebug

Thank you! The exchange student I had 20 years ago used that and I never knew where it came from


slowmokomodo

Well, now you know he was trying to fuck you.


jissebug

Well that too, but he was also a video game playing 16 year old


Seabuscuit

Quebec swearing is really just naming things in the church in an annoyed tone, but are actually called “sacres” and often put together in short succession. Tabarnak (tabernacle, which is the box that holds the eucharist, which is the bread and wine given out at communion) Câlice (chalice from which the wine is served) Esti (host, the sacramental bread / body of Christ) *Tabarnak de câlice d’esti* was a phrase often said by my father growing up (my paternal grandmother is originally from Quebec). They can generally be put in any order and it’s a bit of a game stringing them together.


KrolArtemiza

Bon Cop Bad Cop has the best summary of QC swearing: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUGW0jszPzo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUGW0jszPzo)


Acrobatic_Speech3250

This is my quebecian Overwatch friends’ favorite word XD


BenderEBender

Now I'm imagining a Canadian yelling out "Pope's ballsack!" as they stub their toe. Then immediately apologize for the disturbance.


diaryofsnow

GREAT VATICAN COCKS!


Salmiak44

I know french Canadians use the word "tabarnak" which comes from the word "tabernacle" which is the box where the consecrated communion bread is kept.


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Supernova_was_taken

Is taking the Eucharist deicannibalism?


paradoxLacuna

If you soak a Eucharist in wine do you have a whole Jesus?


seven_corpse_dinner

Not quite. Cracker=flesh & wine=blood, so therefore cracker+wine= [boneless Jesus](https://reddit.com/r/shitposting/s/JWAPLJDtNQ).


buffalo_lfn

Crisse de calisse de merde, tabarnak! Context could be either, “I stubbed my toe” or “Putin is invading through Alaska.” Doesn’t matter, it’s about how you say it.


Lustridus

calice(chalice) pronounced khalees. someone else already pointed out tabernak, put them together, esti de calice de tabernak‼️‼️


buffalo_lfn

I forgot esti. Damn. I’m out of practice


Bubbly-Sir1148

Ta guele salope, je men (fiche/fou) Shut your mouth slut, I dont care. The difference between fiche and fou seems to be regional.


Hot-Equivalent2040

Sacre bleu is also about Catholicism. You're about to take the Lord's name in vain, but you say a word that sounds like it at the last minute.


Empty_Insight

For the mono-English speakers- the actual profanity is Sacre Dieu (pronounced "de-ooh") and rhymes with bleu. So it's about akin to "Son of a biscuit!" or "Go fork yourself."


basshed8

Gets cut off in Toronto TRANSUBSTANTIATION


jah110768

I haven't read/watched enough Poirot to have read/heard him use the phrase, but I remember Blacque Jacque Shellacque from Looney Tunes using it frequently.


xFloppyDisx

Nope, here in Canada we're the same.


layein

French Canadien here. The only time I ever hear Sacre-bleu is when Americans are trying to imitate what french would sound like.


-setecastronomy-

I think modern blame falls on Lumière from Beauty and the Beast exclaiming *Sacrebleu! Invaders!*


Rocket_Dinosaur

"...in my lifetime, and it's starting to be long" is a phrase I'll be thinking about often.


Chemstick

So I thought the same thing about “mamma mia” about Italians. Then I was in Rome outside a restaurant and two bombshell blondes walked by. The host/advertising guy on the street tried to talk to them to get them in the restaurant. They declined, and as he watched them walk away he uttered the tiniest “mamma mia” under his breath before going back to bussing tables.


Not_no_hitter

I’d imagine it’s a similar situation to dear god.


Average-_-Student

There's more.


ToXikWolf830

No...


uncapableguy42069

It contains a bucket!


Somesquiddo

Dear god...


a_butthole_inspector

Do you guys actually say “mon petit chou-fleur” or was that just something the spy from TF2 said


ChimiKimi

Mon chou is used, especially sarcastically. Mon chou-fleur, no lol, or marginally. that's cauliflower.


rugger1869

Mon petit Chou….


ChimiKimi

Oui ma bibiche en sucre ?


a_butthole_inspector

Ok so what’s a chou vs a chou-fluer? I apologize for my delay I was courting a sultan’s daughter (it did not end well)


ChimiKimi

Oh I hope you did not lose a limb or call her a chou-fleur ! A chou is either a cabbage or a choux pastry ball/cream puff. There's also a theory that "mon chou" came from the verb "choyer", (that you pronounce chou-ah-yeah), which means "to pamper". Just like chéri comes from "chérir" (to cherish). Stereotypically, prostitutes and super gay men will call everyone "mon chou". So it became used more and more sarcastically over the last decades. (It's still perfectly acceptable when you're talking to a kid, but I prefer more ridiculous pet names for them) You can double down, and call someone a chouchou (one's favorite, used as an endearment term or to call someone's teacher's pet, for example), say that someone is "trop chou" (too cute)... There's also a female form, "choute" or 'chouchoute". A chou-fleur removes the polysemy of the word chou, and is unambiguously a cauliflower.


a_butthole_inspector

So essentially chou = ‘puff’ kinda?


a_butthole_inspector

Also I did lose a limb in a manner of speaking


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What about Oooh la la?


ChimiKimi

I use it everyday. But in front of a mess, not in front of something sexy lol.


PauloDybala_10

How about “merci beaucoup”


eplusl

Everyone I know (including myself) who uses it, only uses it sarcastically. 


GuacaMolis6

“Starting to be long” is a funny way of saying “I’m getting old” 😂 somehow seems less existential.


RightWingWorstWing

That's because it is just an old timey curse word. It would be like if someone was rolling around saying "What in tarnation?" All the time. We understand what they mean thanks to Yosemite Sam but no one talks that way in real life.


typical_bro

Me, who says "what in tarnation" on the weekly...


aikii

on the other hand you'll probably use it every day if you're a pirate


Hadochiel

Ouais, il faudrait que ça soit remplacé par "le sang de ses os", mais vu qu'apparemment aucun américain n'a rencontré de français depuis 1776, ça risque pas d'arriver


Icy-Performer-9688

So it’s mostly an entertainment thing where it’s used in movies tv shows and what not.


think_panther

It's because these days, most French people use the Allahu Akbar variant


throwngamelastminute

I had a friend named Toast.


Disastrous-Ad-7008

Met a Bagel with a lisp last year


Creative-Dance-841

Had a friend called biscuits. He had MASSIVE nipples


B-b-b-burner_account

I had a friend named arson


TheGoober87

I hope they called him bread before he popped out.


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PiplupSneasel

I have a trans friend, he chose a name that's pretty "typical" of trans men and its VERY similar to crow lol I said wtf is it with people choosing animals as their name, they never call themselves Steve or Bob! He just laughed and said, it's weird but it IS a bit of a meme. But he likes his name and it is better than simply crow. He's happy, he likes it and it's not a "tragedeigh" so all power to him.


Lustridus

bluds name is nevermore


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Corvo


PiplupSneasel

Bingo


SmallBirb

Hawk? Captain Falcon?


FQDIS

Raven, surely.


[deleted]

To follow your train of thought here, you think a first name shared over the internet is dangerous to your or your friend’s privacy?


4599310887

Thats no tr- \*Remembers i named myself Winter\*


mvmblewvlf

Winter is a dope name. Cool choice!


Anufenrir

Honestly Crow’s not the most out there name for a person. Sock on the other hand


mvmblewvlf

Short for Socrates.


LazyDro1d

Eh, Crow’s not too bad. It’s a short and not silly bird name. Jackdaw on the other hand would be a peculiar name


TormentedGaming

Edward Kenway would beg the differ


rae_ryuko

I wonder what the french thinks of using normal nouns for nonbinary names


HyacinthFT

It's a nation of 65 million people so I'm guessing views will vary.


fillmewithmemesdaddy

I know the Japanese do it with English. I follow this Japanese lady on Instagram who has a pet owl named Shoulder.


Googoogakgak

You’re friends with (deceased) Swiss-French modernist architect Le Corbusier?


Dunkinmydonuts1

> I had a friend who named themselves Crow. Uldren needs to chill


ChipRockets

>French people say “Sacre Bleu” as an excited expression like “omg” They really don't.


Miserable-Ice-2327

Sacré dieu. If I'm not mistaken. Sacré Bleu is just a way around the blasphemy. In my studies in highschool I was told it meant God damnit! "Sacré dieu," c'est un petit cas de blasphème. It's been since Covid since I've studied though. Academia at a college level drained everything out of me.


Samantha-4

With this context I actually found it pretty funny lol


Societypost

okay but crow is an absolute banger name


NotJoeMama727

Crow is a badass name


SaladBroth

We might have the same friend


geronymo4p

French people used to say this in the XIXth may be earlier... Even my grand parents haven't heard "Sacrebleu" in their lifetime... I don't remember a book saying it either... May be Rabelais? La Fontaine? I'm not so much into etymology, but I think it means "Fuck the king" or "May the king be dead"...


Rhangdao

Some non-binary people choose a new name when they come out as NB. These names may be typical names that happen to work for men or women, they may be a random reference that is meaningful to the person, or they may reference a distinguishing feature of them. Anyway, if the room had three non-binary people who happened to be named Sock, Ray, and Blue, they would turn their heads on hearing “Sacre Bleu!”


Nickabod_

One nb at my job is self named “Enemy”. Like, you do you. But Enemy????


SnooCauliflowers2877

Worked with an NB who went from Allie to Gator. And when I realized why, I got a good chuckle


ashengraves

I once knew a woman, whose parents named her after a Greek god. Nemesis.


ProjectBoogaloo

that name unironically goes hard tho


hsephela

So does the god


[deleted]

That sounds like some edgy shit right there lol


heartwounds

that goes hard as fuck i can't even lie


advie_advocado

> they may be a random reference that is meaningful to the person Well, looks like if I become non binary my name is changing to Long live the Herrscher of Sentience!


coffee-bat

nonbinary people often pick funny or non-traditional names.


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My nonbinary name would be Two


Wallace_W_Whitfield

You two faced bitch! /s


figgiesfrommars

vouch <- enby named after a planet


Little_Region1308

So true Uranus


HaroldtheOblivious

Haha you said urine


Goldbolt_2004

Haha you said anus


Haredevil

vouch isn’t a planet!


InterUniversalReddit

I love this! Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, are all great sounding names to me! Mercury, Neptune, and Pluto, I could see but I wouldn't pick for myself. Uranus I wouldn't understand but okay. Some others celestial names I like: Europa, Ganymede and Callisto Rhea Ceres Really cool. I think Callisto is my favorite out for these right now. I haven't thought about gender with respect to the gods these were named after, I could see that being a consideration as well but not necessarily.


Arpytrooper

Aaaand new naming scheme for whatever I need to name next. Specifically moons and shit cause Ganymede goes hard.


InterUniversalReddit

Ganymede is pretty sick


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Someone I know is changing their name to Naevius


8slimeycubes

I was gonna make fun of whoever chose the name blue, then I remembered when I was non-binary my chosen name was "red"


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[deleted]

This why Professor Oak starts the game asking if you're a boy or a girl.


ZachGM91

I can't believe how much sense that makes. Too bad "I don't know" isn't an option, cause that would make it 10 times better.


YoloSwaggins960YT

Then it just changes all dialogue to be similar to what it is in “If Undertale Was Realistic” and everyone calls you “genderless child” or “giraffe”


FenexTheFox

And his rival is Blue. Seriously, any non-cis person that needs a name, there is probably no better source than Pokémon. So many awesome names that one wouldn't usually think about.


Letsgomees

Pikachu


Little_Region1308

Lickylicky


Holy-Mettaton

Chandelure


Gamezcube

Espurr


metafruit

Lysanderoth


ZachGM91

Aside from Crystal, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Diamond, Scarlett, Violet, and I guess Pearl, all of them aren't gendered names being used as actual names for main characters. Sorce: I knew a family who used the first 5 names for the girls they had, I went to school with a Scarlett and Violet (both girls), and I only know Pearl from Spongebob so it could be a girl name.


Steampunk43

The names of the main characters from those games aren't the names of the games. The main characters in Ruby, Sapphire and Emerald are May and Brendan, the main characters of Diamond and Pearl are Dawn and Lucas and the main characters in Scarlet and Violet are Juliana and Florian. I'm pretty sure the main characters of the games haven't been named after the games since Red, Blue, Green, Firered and Leafgreen.


ZachGM91

Those names were used in the mangas. Ethan was Gold, Kris/Lyra was Crystal, Brendan was Ruby, May was Sapphire, Lucas was Diamond, Dawn was Platinum, Berry was Pearl, Hilbert was Black, Hilda was White, Calem was X, Serena was Y (short for Yvonne), Elio was Sun, and Selene was Moon. Even Nate and Rosa from Black 2 and White 2 were renamed to Blake and Whitley in the Manga, with the Japanese names being something like Lack-Two and Whi-Two. The only two protagonists that break this tradition are Henry Sword (Victor) and Casey Shield (Gloria), who decided to have the game name as a last name instead of a first name.


Thoptersmith_Gray

Brb, legally changing my name to Primal Groudon EX. But in seriousness, so many characters have great and unique names. And then there's also Larry.


bluebyrne

💀


PugetSoundingRods

“When I was nonbinary…” Is that something you were mistaken about? Did something change?


8slimeycubes

Idk man I just stopped being non-binary


Stonedwun

You zoomers make me feel like im 80 yrs old


Starwarsflea42

You mean you... RE-binaried?!?!?


Electronic-Depth3037

that's an amazing way to say it lmfao


nodeymcdev

It’s not a phase mom!


Temporary-Alarm-744

Wait you were? How did you become binary?


strawwwwwwwwberry

Cybernetics got installed


8slimeycubes

Idk, I was just figuring things out and eventually settled, I'm the only person I know who stopped being non-binary tho so it feels weird


RodwellBurgen

Gender is fluid 🤷‍♂️


ThatCharlotte

He drank the gender fluid


goldustiger

I know an enby named Blue.


JackOfAllMemes

I know a Crimson


Loving-intellectual

I know one named Violet


STANN_co

did you become non-non-binary?


Lord_of_Forks

Binary, mate. The word you looking for is binary.


itsmeabic

There’s a running joke that started in the non-binary community about how some will seemingly just name themselves random words (i.e. Moss). The french expression “sacre bleu” might sound like “sock ray blue” to an English speaker who’s not familiar with the french phrase. So when a french person says “sacre bleu,” the three n.b. people named Sock, Ray, and Blue think that they’re being addressed.


IntrepidStrain3248

I know someone who chose Ratchet as their new non-binary name. I wish I was joking.


TheFr1nk

Sounds like a children's cartoon character that's a raccoon who fixes cars


MagmaForce_3400_2nd

There's a game called ratchet and clank


withywander

Yeah the guy above you just made it up


Thats_Pretty_Epic

yeah that’s what they were referencing


i-am-not-the-crab

From a video game series too.


TemporaryInformal942

They could be a Sakura wars fan 😭


IllogicalRaccoon

If they named themselves after the transformer that would be funny as hell


noahsense1

I knew someone who named themselves ”fish”


NormalHumanBeepBoop

I know someone who changed their name non-binary name 3 times in one year and would get really mad if someone used the wrong one. Even if the person was genuinely trying use the right one, but forgot.


Cloudsrnice

Elon Musk kid: "yes?"


RidinOnABummer

she's not non-binary and her name's vivian


Teal_Darner

They meant the other three


RidinOnABummer

oh oops lol


Punchallbabies1

My name is Sock. I'd turn my head because my name is Sock


Nochnichtvergeben

"Is that short for something? Sockrates?" But seriously, go by whatever you want to go by. People give themselves nicknames all the time anyway.


Punchallbabies1

Sometimes my friends do call me Sockrates💀


Tired_Jay

I’m curious, why Sock?


Punchallbabies1

Because in middle school I really liked the short animation "Welcome to Hell" and the MC's name is Sock, also I'm Korean and it sounds like Seok so like it checked out


Tired_Jay

Oh cool


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I mean, Ray is a name.


QuadVox

Nonbinary people have a tendency to just choose a noun as their name. It just kinda happened.


GamingCrocodile

I’ve known gender neutral people named both Blue and Socc(sock)


OkHighlight9741

My stupid ass would not be nonbinary without calling myself "Throngler"


theUt0p1a

There’s a semi true stereotype that non-binary people will name themselves after nouns. There’s also a French word that sounds like sock, ray, blue. The joke is that the nonbinary people are named sock, ray, and blue and are responding to the French words as if they were their names.


ItBelikeThatSomeTme_

Non-binary people choose goofy ass names lol


Solid-Temperature362

Why do they name themselves those things


wwwdotbummer

Odds are traditional names will carry some inherent gendered connotations so to chose something with the least likely hood of being gendered Enbys may choose some thing from outta left field. Also they just may like the word. I say more power to them!


Famous_Wrongdoer3112

We Non-binary’s pick weird names usually we just pick a random object and say fuck it.


L4DY_M3R3K

It's a common joke that non-binary people, with a limited range of non-gendered names, instead pick item names. Hence "Sock, Ray, Blue." I personally know four non-binary people named Ray, Salsa, Siege, and Rocket, whose previous name was Worm.


Kazuichi_Souda

NBs pick weird names.


syfiarcade

Ironically I know non-binary people with the names sock, ray, and blue Sooooo Guess this one isn't inaccurate?


ChiGuy133

Aq


ContemplativePotato

Ya know, on a long enough timeline, being non-binary is going to be as innocuous as being straight. I wonder what these folks are going to base their entire personality on once we get to that point.


Sealegs_Calisto

This is perfect