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huffmanxd

The original meme shows a woman going through heartbreak, healing, and becoming evil afterwards. Somebody replaced the last panel though with a meme from r/AnarchyChess which is just “Google En Passant.” It’s an in-joke that’s half nonsensical and half a meme since so many people don’t know about that rule in chess.


BackflipsAway

I almost had to throw hands once because I pulled an En Passant and my opponent refused to accept that it was a legal move, even after Googling it


huffmanxd

Wait until they hear about Knight Boosting


BackflipsAway

Fuck, I didn't even know about that, that's wild


SirDraconus

I pulled a "Bush-01" today. I made it up on the spot, during a friendly game. In order to protect his Queen, my buddy (Black) moved his King-side Rook to B5. Coincidentally, his Queen-side Rook was at A6, which had a direct line of sight with my King-side Bishop at F1... so I said "I think I just invented a new move" then proceeded to take both Rooks with my Bishop. His confusion turned to horror when I said "It was an inside job" and then we both laughed so hysterically that he spilled his coke on the board.


Trexknoll

Then both teams were white.


SirDraconus

What? Lmao https://preview.redd.it/igzue77vdafc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dedf3f8ac954216bd9558d7f2c9d1a31c6368e4


PapaZulu117

Woosh


JoruusCbaoth75

Twin towers. 9/11. Now the funny is gone.*sighs*


Few_Detail215

LOSS?!


Horror-Answer4U

>I pulled a "Bush-01" today. This move is easily countered by a "00 Cheney".


MuandDib

Or Il Vaticano


Herzha-Karusa

Where does one learn all these different rules


Exotic-Shape-4104

En passant is a legit rule but the other ones are specifically from that anarchy chess sub


ShitpostDumptruck

Chess.com has a lot of free lessons and teaches the lesser known rules. They also have an app


Dan-D-Lyon

You ever castle a motherfucker as they're closing in on a checkmate?


Davidsur13

Yup. My sister. I'm 43, she's 30. She had an entire attack plan laid out. I let her continue to think she about had me, while I set up to put her king in check made. She was one move away from putting me in check when I castled. She goes, "wait, what the hell was that? You can't do that. That's not a real move." She was pissed when I made her Google it. I was shocked she didn't know that one. She definitely still doesn't know about en passant.


cancel_m

do it


FlyBottleLivin

Or the Bisbop Wavedash.


loafers_glory

I thought I knew all the rules, but last time I played I had to be told that you can't castle to escape check. Ruined my entire plan.


political_bot

Yeah, castling has strict conditions. You can't have moved your king. You can't castle out of check. And you can't castle through check. So if any of the spaces the king moves through could be taken by an opponents piece, you can't castle.


loafers_glory

I knew the first of those, recently learned the second, and just now learned the third.


[deleted]

holy hell!


tje210

New response just dropped


aulstinwithanl

My people are here. 😂


whittybestbomblol

actual zombie


shredder826

I joined chess club in middle school and had to bring in my chess book (this was pre internet times) to prove En Passant was a real move because even the teacher who created the club didn’t believe it was a real move.


RKWTHNVWLS

The computer did it to me once and I still refuse to accept it's a legal move!


StochasticTinkr

I was playing against a computer and the programmer didn’t implement en passant. I was so upset that my clever move was not allowed.


gtc26

Brick their pipi


PowerTitanium10

holy hell!


huffmanxd

New response just dropped


YeahCraz99

Actual zombie


Noobwitha_Hat

Call the Petah!


ALonelyGamer

the joke goes on vacation, never comes back


Minecrafter_Kirill

Lois sacrifice, anyone?


Zulpi2103

Ignite the Brian!


Desperate_Hurry_783

Stewie's in the corner, plotting world domination


SirJackFireball

Chrismare fuel


jasperge96

Jessica comes with the knook to beat the rook.


[deleted]

Some might say that’s a loss


Girlgamer2890

Oh my god, is that Gingerbrave from the hit game Cookie Run?


dj-nek0

https://preview.redd.it/zx89y0lg88fc1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a46c209fb6a0dfebb7a316ce9acc4d9887d7ac5f


gergobergo69

https://preview.redd.it/7y0a5xmkj8fc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddb2fefefd4676efa5a6fb0aeec0082a7e048c7a


Ozok123

Can someone share toothpaste shitting version?


DemythologizedDie

I could but I have no idea how to post a picture on reddit.


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

She looks like a PC-98 Touhou character.


Dwarfmophobia

Cringe af.


backhandcompliments

I think the En Passant joke is she is a white pawn that took a black piece. See how he disappears behind her. She's dressed in white, he's dressed in black.


[deleted]

Yeah this is it. He passed by her without acknowledging her, so she en passanted his ass.


Bosuke

This is the real answer!


thulesgold

Yep, the knife is missing. She en passanted him.


joshuadejesus

Lmao. Now that I realized they represent the pawns for en peassant, it’s actually funny.


ScaryFoal558760

Holy hell!


[deleted]

I think the point is that she started playing online chess to initiate her villain arc or something.


Zwiebel1

So she is Neuro-sama?


Motivated-Chair

Ok, if I remember correctly the rule is that you can eat a pawn dialonaly if they move 2 spaces instead of 1 like if it had only move once since the 2 spaces rule was created to speed up games and they didn't want to change balance?


Loko8765

That’s it: if you use the “pawn’s first move can be two squares forward” rule to “cowardly” escape an opposing pawn, the opposing pawn can take you anyway.


dunmer-is-stinky

You remember it? Why didn't you Google it? Holy hell


Motivated-Chair

Exercising memory helps maintain the brain and my family has had multiple cases of severe memory loss. I also don't want to state things as facts if I'm not sure about it.


dunmer-is-stinky

n-new response just dropped?


Every-Wrangler-1368

Also she kills him. Shirt color matters


DevoutDemiurge

This


Blackbiird666

Ackshually, she becomes an anthropomorphic toothpaste tube shitting toothpaste.


hhhhhhhh28

Ok my girlfriend was on a chess team in high school I’m gonna show her this and see how much she hates it Edit: wow she hates it. But she accepts it’s a real rule. We are gonna buy a chess set so I can learn how to play because I think it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen 🤣


zwilicht24

Bing castling


vedant_1st

It also exists because many people consider the original to be cringy


ctzn4

Do you have a link to the original? What is the last panel meant to look like?


huffmanxd

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2112108-shitting-toothpaste-pooping-toothpaste


ctzn4

I see. It looks like the theme implies she's turning into a more cynical person with a black heart and devil's wings. Thank you!


bbrd83

Probably helps that she's in white and he's in dark colors, implying she can capture him _in passing_


Powerful-Speed4149

Just found out yesterday, that my father in law for 20 years does not know en passant


Simon_the_Terrible

I just love this subreddit for the great people like you able to explain a joke to no longer make me feel as dumb


Chance_Arugula_3227

That move is called en passant(french for "in passing"). The white pawn can take the black pawn as if the black piece only moved one square forward. In the first picture, you can see the woman(in white) having just made that en passant move on the guy(in black). Then the guy disappears because he was captured.


Huge_Equivalent1

I feel like this might actually be the joke. It's actually so annoying that it's way down here.


WolfObsessive

I used this on a guy in a chess club that was meeting in a library. He threw a fit and refused to believe it was an allowable move until the head of the club came over and was like oh ya that’s perfectly legal


zenkat

lol this gotta be part of the in joke, right?  no way someone could be in a chess club and not know about en passant.  that's like not knowing about route-des-pierres or zwangsturbeng.


InterestingRest8300

Yeah imagine not knowing about whatever those things are. Like are you stupid?


Sentient_Potato_King

https://preview.redd.it/zns7e8nb08fc1.jpeg?width=458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8540bfc5d951cb65c5178c44a7de2697cc187a53 Yes am stupid


Big-Cap4487

It's man


FinalMeltdown15

Oh god they are leaking out of asulme


Insane_Lunatic

Someone close the gates to the aslume before jonkler gets out


Sentient_Potato_King

https://preview.redd.it/i37e97k6d8fc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2147c17aaeaf688910186b216022bef065663d29 It's too late! The Jonkling has already begun!


Professional_Stay748

Too late. Man is all over Reddit. Jonkler must be hiding in an other sub as we speak


TheMoonDude

That's as classic as the Meus-Ovo Maneuver and the Aobalahaiava Gambit


InterestingRest8300

I been saying this!


pm_me_ur_fit

For real! Who doesn’t know about zwangstabangsta and route de piss in chess?


stinkydooky

Yeah, I feel like you learn both the zaboomafoo and the rudy piss like week 1 in chess club if your chess club is any good


InterestingRest8300

People are dumb smh my head 😔


WolfObsessive

It was pretty informal we just kinda met ate pizza and played chess. I eventually switched to a more challenging group cause I wanted to compete. Went to only one “official” tournament.


Wargizmo

Zwangsturbeng is only online though. Zwangsturbeng over-the-board gets messy.


Knuckle_of_Moose

Or the Frenchman’s cum sock


pluck-the-bunny

You know even in a chess club there are going to be people with different skill/knowledge levels, right?


not_ya_wify

I'm trying to figure out how he misspelled "Zwangsturbeng" "Zwangs" would mean "by force" but "turbeng" is not a word and I can't think of a word that is spelled similarly


Lucifers_Goldfish

Did this to a buddy of mine. We try to play once a week and I had a great opportunity to use en passant put him in check and then check mate two moves later. The look on his face was “what the fuck?” Looked it up after the game and just said “that’s fucking awesome”.


WeLoveYourProducts

He did it. He Googled en passant


Tomahawkist

did the boss know that it was forced as well?


Disrespectful_Cup

I took so many matches in my regionals utilizing this.


AlmightyDarkseid

Now I'm really interested to know why it is legal seeing how balanced chess moves are in general


WolfObsessive

It’s only legal on and directly after the first move of the pawn. So pretty specific. If white made any other move they would not be able to en-passant at a later time. Also I believe it’s only if the pawn moves out two blocks. (Kinda similar to how restricted a castle is.) Also additional fun fact en-passant is French for “in passing”


h3X4_

Yeah it's a niche move you can barely use but if you can it feels great, even better if the other person is confused and needs to double check it I taught chess to children and after a while they all knew about it, therefore confusing almost every adult they played against


F00FlGHTER

I believe it became a thing once the rule to allow pawns to move two spaces forward on their first move was implemented as a means to speed up the game. It essentially combines two moves into one. So by that same reasoning it was determined that if a player uses the two spaces move, the opponent would be allowed to capture the pawn with his own pawn as if it actually moved one space at a time with the caveat that it must be done immediately after the two spaces move or not at all.


MasterAnnatar

It's super obscure if you're not an *actual* chess player.


tarraxadraws

I 100% didn't know that, and I'd totally think I would be bullshitted to. Damn, what a interesting and nich rule


GetEnPassanted

When I was like 8 I accused my friend of cheating when he did this. He pulled out a chess rulebook and I still didn’t believe him.


LanciaFlavia

Google En Passant


MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant)


ClaudioMoravit0

new response just dropped


Maxdgaming

actual zombie


JustARandomScalie

Call the exorcist


ArcticF0X-71

Knightmare fuel


dedeclick07

Bishop went on vacation, never came back


The-lesser-good

Queen sacrifice, anyone?


PlatinumTheDragon

Ignite the chessboard!


Greentoaststone

Rooks in the corner plotting world domination


capn_doofwaffle

Whoa... deja-vu


Retrac752

https://preview.redd.it/12ecc4lgz8fc1.jpeg?width=235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=725fcaf1afe832eca3735f0b87aaa7524acc7564


Niinjas

Bing castling


_lightning_mcqueen_

https://preview.redd.it/s0fvpfhgz7fc1.jpeg?width=382&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=babc69399bf3b48d744785a230c269bd7b998f67


Brofessor-0ak

Thank you, I was hoping this was posted


Pastorsfavoriteminor

https://preview.redd.it/vafq4qgfe7fc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=803d0b9ed2116c9bb697d7696db67435db219736


halfkidding

You must be ready for a workout after that stretch.


Pastorsfavoriteminor

Happy cake day


whisperingelk

I thought it was loss initially too, until I scrolled down.


mal-di-testicle

This is not loss, wrong pattern. You’ve failed honestly. You took a perfectly good joke and looked too far. The paranoia got to you. You kept looking even when we were sure there was nothing to look for and this is the result. A bastardization of what was once great. Much like the red scare, you were so busy looking for something you invented it where it wasn’t. It’s the inverse of what you were trying for. You were seeking where no one hid. This is truly a disappointment. You are truly a disappointment.


Routine_Fly7624

Babe, wake up! New copypasta just dropped


Dead_Star097

https://preview.redd.it/7jcnnpekn7fc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0754f0f7aee35f67192c7cd5d58550da734db009


theotherquantumjim

Oh for fuck’s…


R_122

https://preview.redd.it/r7ub40u7m7fc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26b2a0b6508585ad8ab8ccc6d096a31657b3ae44


Computers_R_Kool

Google En Passant


MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant)


1Pip1Der

https://preview.redd.it/ec5xs28d09fc1.jpeg?width=235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=324adeeb659eb2917fc2823b05a7463c06282774


Pyro544

New response just dropped


Computers_R_Kool

Actual zombie


Flaminapple

Call the exorcist


vwarb

I assumed it was a joke about her being the white pawn and commiting a murder-suicide. Didn't realize en passant was considered obscure or even a meme. TIL.


BananaGoat-

https://preview.redd.it/tpjmwia4t7fc1.jpeg?width=758&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e073b75fd920828c90deb577ac77923076a2c42d That’s what I did and it worked


Erin_Sentrinietra

It’s not loss


CousinDerylHickson

The guy walked past her, and in the original she's heartbroken and then heals evil, but here the final panel shows an en passant move which is when a pawn can kill another pawn that has moved past them with their two space initial move, so now it's like the lady and the guy are pawns and she just captured him.


DA_EPIC_GAMER_09

GOOGLE EN PASSANT


MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant)


1Pip1Der

https://preview.redd.it/p9hrzm8g09fc1.jpeg?width=235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0273f1f8498baadde16f3c051a90414723c5e5d


Glizzy_Beck

New response just dropped


SaltdPork

Actual Zombie


Zipattack

Call the exorcist


melissa_unibi

En passant is a forced move, too. I mean, chess doesn't require it, but you serve yourself a front row seat in hell if you don't do it. Same with King b1. Always King b1.


Iochris

You get your pp bricked


SirJackFireball

google en passant


opi098514

Bing search “in passing”


Doctor_Salvatore

The last panel is replaced with a visualization of the rare chess move called en passant. If your pawn is nearing the end of the board and the opponent moves a pawn in the column next to yours two spaces instead of one, (which is only allowed as the pawn's first move,) you can pass the pawn diagonally like that and take it out at the same time. This move has become a running meme in the chess communities, as a large number of people are unfamiliar with the move and it blindsides them pretty frequently. (As a related story, I got someone with two en passants in a game. They were PISSED that they didn't know about the move because that move got me back my queen.)


Dozens86

I didn't actually know that the capturing piece had to be a pawn, so thank you for that. I, of course, had to Google En Passant just to be sure.


NTGuardian

Where is the original?


help_icantchoosename

Google en passant


Saint_of_the_Beat

Holy Hell!


TopCover2708

Is the thread bugged or am I going schizo?


anais9000

I think the point is that, she thinks she's past the heartbreak; but just like when you push a pawn two squares, only to see your pawn taken by the pawn you've "passed" - she suffers the heartbreak again. As a chess player, and someone who's been suffering this particular en passant pain for over 50 years, I get the joke. :(


AsherTheDasher

google


Mysterious-Stand3254

en


Erin_Sentrinietra

Passant


M4CP0WER

https://preview.redd.it/cnoybmlyo7fc1.png?width=584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15731d82d5eaf163946e329eadf02a1f03056c98 It's Loss


Dozens86

En Lossant.


Sankin2004

Google en passant.


UnstructuredFame

Google en passant


Intrepid_Tumbleweed

Google funny French pawn move


SloniacSmort

Google En Passant


PendejotosGroove

IS THIS LOSS??


cumstealer666

Google en passant


MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant)


Retro597

Google en passant


MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant)


DiscreteCollectionOS

Google en passant


MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant)


Ultra_Sans

google en passant


Bfdifan37

holy hell


Born-Disaster1548

Google en passant


MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant)


zeir0butREAL

holy hell


Curmudgeon39

Google en passant


MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant)


rightarm_under

My interpretation of this meme: Depression and/or emotional detachment leads people to become anarchy chess members


CopyPasteCliche

Google en passant


MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant)


AceTheRvrscard

Google en passant


uzigdogo

Google en passant


_RandomLebaneseGuy_

Holy Hell!


I_Willl_Eat_Ur_Cat

Google en passant


hertwij

Google en passant


DryerPuppy99419

Google en passant


_TheBigBomb

Google en passant


KoopaTrooper5011

Peter's banana here! And man it's been forever since I last said this... Google En Passant. ... But don't ask me how it relates to 2019, because I don't know.


TomBot_2020

Google en passant


mikabito

Peter here, Google en passant.


Froggity101

google en passant


Papyrus_Semi

google en passant ( r/AnarchyChess )


BrockOllly

The chess move is called 'en passant' which means passing by or in this case moving on, she moved on from the heartbreak after years passed


Ellekindly

It’s a move where you take a pawn by passing it. She’s over him cause murder. You could say she really put him behind her.


AverageBadUsername

https://preview.redd.it/7nhq9gpleafc1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37beda348d5dc11653db23f0f7bb38dec6709f76


Totaly_Shrek

Google en passant