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Dazzling-Long-4408

I'm predicting na uulan sa May.


namedan

Manifesting! Own it!


BriefAdagio7342

May 1, Agua de Mayo!


Constant_Luck9387

Sana, nakaawa rin yung mga magsasaka. Grabe yung init. 🥲🤞


inkmade

*Bumagyo*


Pristine_Aspect_1798

Nahhhhhhhhh


namedan

Na katulad sa Dubai... 😭


Liesianthes

Please no. Kawawa magsasaka sa masisirang tanim.


jienahhh

Nagiguilty ako kapag umuulan. Narerelieve yung init samin pero baka naman may binabahang mga tao sa isang banda. Grabe naman kasi extreme weather conditions na talaga 🥲


Timewastedontheyouth

Ngeh bakit ka naman maguguilty eh umuulan at umaaraw naman talaga l


jienahhh

Keywords are "extreme weather conditions"


o_obliviate

Same. Kaya pag naiinitan ako iniisip ko na lang kesa umuulan.


Sorrie4U

Lakas ng ulan samin ngayon, ilang oras na to hahaha. I do miss it.


Liesianthes

Parang hindi kami kasama sa GMA, lagi nalang walang ulan samin pag nagsasabi PAG-ASA


Beginning-Dig-7906

same haha, guminhawa pakiramdam ko unang patak pa lang natuwa talaga ako HAHHAHAHAH. Pero may part na iniisip kong wag naman sana sumobra kasi baka may binabahang lugar habang tuwang tuwa ako dito sa tabi.


Ok_Service6992

Hala. San po lugar nyo? sana dito din sa metro umulan.


FabricatedMemories

uulan...ng pawis 😭


liqinling1

Uulan na walang baha lang sana. Yung slow and steady, hindi yung bagsakan tapos init nanaman.


Eurasia_4002

Uulan ng electric bill.


Taragis101

Sana tlga umulan ng May pra mabawasan naman ang init kahit papano.


ejmtv

Yes! Manifesting! Ang lakas na ng ulan ngayon! Nagsisimula na!


yessomedaywemight

Bakit wala pong year yung prediction? Pakilagyan naman oh, baka May 2026 pala sinasabi mo 🥺


BluLemonGaming

Not to flex but umulan na sa amin, Vizcaya gang where u at


ariamuchacha

umulan kanina rito sa Bulacan hahahaha sana tuloy-tuloy na


dogmemecollector

If ganito kalala ang init, nakakatakot kung gaano rin kalala kapag tag-ulan na


Independent-Bus2696

Forecast, matindi din daw ang papalit na la niña. Both extreme weather condition.


Nowt-nowt

Climate's change a bitch eh?!


yes_that-guy

WHO KNEW


Far_Razzmatazz9791

Tbh mas scary yung sobrang ulan kesa sobrang init for me. Kahit alam na nating binabaha tyo, hindi parin ready infrastructure.


markmyredd

yeah 100 times mas destructive ang la nin̈a. Sa el nin̈o water supply at farms lang tama.


unknowinglyderpy

water supply and heat stroke watch for the elderly na walang aircon. the heat is already bad and the humidity makes it worse


Life_Liberty_Fun

Elderly teachers dying due to heatstroke, while teaching class, in some places


Temporary-Badger4448

Not "LANG". Imagine the chsin effect of your "LANG". Farms drying out, means decreased food supply which would now mean, stable demands but low supply then low supply means higher prices. Gurl, the list goes on. We dont say the effect is lesser then the other kasi if it affects one, it sffects everybody. Lets just wish for moderation and pray na everthing will be better soon.


Temporary-Badger4448

Not "LANG". Imagine the chsin effect of your "LANG". Farms drying out, means decreased food supply which would now mean, stable demands but low supply then low supply means higher prices. Gurl, the list goes on. We dont say the effect is lesser then the other kasi if it affects one, it sffects everybody. Lets just wish for moderation and pray na everthing will be better soon.


yessomedaywemight

Yung dahil sa baha aapaw ang inidoro tapos pag humupa na, kelangang tanggalin lahat ng putik at basurang pumasok sa bahay. 🙁


SantySinner

I've read that there would be lesser typhoons too due to climate change, the catch is the few typhoons that will form will be really powerful. Funny enough, Filipinos in the comment sections are like, "Maganda 'yan" or "Mas okay na 'yan" forgetting how strong Yolanda and Ulysses was.


imtrying___

bro, I was in Metro Manila when Yolanda happened, and I was scared shitless. Pano pa yung nasa Visayas


silversharkkk

And Odette.


Liesianthes

Yolanda times nasubok lugar namin. Walang bagyo nagpabaha dito, except dyan, umapaw dun sa likuran na bahagi ng bahay at bumaha sa labas, although hindi malalim, enough to cover the streets since never bumaha due to the good drainage system.


omniverseee

Shield parin tayo ng ASEAN region. At tayo pinakamaraming malalakas na bagyo sa buong mundo kada taon.


SantySinner

Sadly, we are a shield that weakens itself. Government should implement stricter laws that protects our forests and mountains.


Zestyclose-Delay1815

Wag naman sana. Yung chill na ulan lng sana.


NirvanaAlawi

My laptop reaches 60 to 70 degrees Celsius (only doing documents and other school stuffs) with fan full blast. I often have class in the afternoon and the heat is so unbearable now, unlike before where even noon time weren't that hot and still have light breeze. But now, it was very hot to the point that it can actually burn your skin with prolong exposure and the home is like a large oven. The Philippines feels like the extension of hell already.


NirvanaAlawi

Imagine in the next 50 years, the temperature was already 100 degrees Celsius 😱


permagore

oh man yeah its insane, global warming rly is a threat


kerenski667

...always has been...


Liesianthes

That's why I am in favor on lab meat, it will greatly reduce the greenhouse gases from livestock.


Eggplant-Vivid

Lab Grown Meat is a total sham though, it is said that it is full of antibiotics (because the cells of the lab grown meats don't hvae an immune system or white blood cells so they may get salmonella or e-coli) Growth factors (they're using soy beans, which is full of estrogen and will cause a lot of damage to male consumers) and cancer cells (cancer cells from the animal they taken from so that the meat would grow faster in the lab, just like a tumor). They call it "Immortalized Cells" but it's just another term for cancer cells. Also do you know that it uses FBS? Fetal Bovine Serum, they use cells from a fetus blood's straight from it's heart. So they're basically doing cow abortion. It's like a food pharma, no prior studies, just churning products and be regulated years later after massive destruction it causes to the masses. Also- [https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fsufs.2019.00005/full](https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fsufs.2019.00005/full)


NirvanaAlawi

Yeah, the heat is already suffocating now. It so dry and humid. Can't accept the fact that how worst will it be in the future if we didn't make an action to reduce the greenhouse gases.


paradoX2618

"It's so dry and humid"? Sabay sila?


NirvanaAlawi

High humidity makes temperature feel hotter. It feels like both since I can't even sense even a thin air now unlike before.


paradoX2618

There's dry heat, then there's humid heat


jienahhh

Mag-anak pa ba tayo? Hahahaha ang ipapamana natin utang ng bansa at mundong may extreme weather conditions hahaha


JohnnyBoy11

Why wait that long...check the temps in 15 or 20 years max. Because scientists didn't know about positive feedback loops and methane being released when models said things would cook off in 50 to 100 years...


sleepysloppy

base on science professional we wont be reaching that point "although" the Earth we know now would be vastly different from the Earth 50 years in the future. think like devastating natural disasters that would be way worse that what we know and would probably make some parts of Earth inhabitable. Mass extinction would be inevitable as well if people keep ignoring climate change.


Life_Liberty_Fun

When crop cycles and drinking water availability start getting affected, GG sa mga nasa city areas. Find a place in the provinces while you still can.


Nanrelle

Same, ang init ng laptop ko pag ginagamit, pag open lang ang ac ko ginagamit 🥲 kahit buga ng fan Akala mo air fryer eh My classes then Ako every afternoon and naawa nalang yung prof samen Sabi nya online nalang daw sya


urriah

sus, nung 90s walang thermometer ang mga laptop! /s pero seriously, you need to clean the fans and bagong thermal paste


zandydave

Even without the heat, the Philippines is pretty much like hell. lol


Liesianthes

I do off my PC at 2-5pm dahil sa grabe sa init, pati cp ko na naka hotspot since no net, sobrang init paghawak ko.


Avery_kun

Di na lumalamig mga gadgets natin langya


SignificantCase1045

nag BSOD yung laptop ko nung nakaraan sa sobrang init


Constant_Luck9387

Kaya sinisimulan na namin magtanim ng puno. 🥲 Grabe yung init.


Pink-diablo90

Hay eto pinaguusapan namin ng asawa ko kanina. Napansin namin na ang daming naka-tambay sa labas ng bahay namin (more than the usual) tapos narealize namin dahil kami nalang may limang punong nakatayo sa street namin. Nakiki shade mga tao sa labas. Kumukuha pa ng mangga sa puno namin lol. Nakakalungkot at nakaka frustrate na di man lang nagkaron ng law na mag tira ng mga puno kapag gagawa ng infrastructure, building o bahay, di pwedeng putulin lahat jusko (ahem SM Fairview wtf yung mga puno niyo sa open parking lot, may puno ba even?? Yung mga parking employees niyo gusto niyo atang lutuin nang buhay)


jienahhh

Sa batas, bawal magputol ng puno kahit punong tinanim mo o nasa bakuran mo pa. Atsaka kung may lupa ka na maraming puno, may pursyento lang na pwede mong putulin. Meron tayong batas. Ang problema ay yung implementation.


Pink-diablo90

Sorry di ko masyado alam yung batas ukol dyan, pero meron naman pala. Gahaman lang talaga mga tao sa taas, puro profit nasa isip. May nakita pa ako kanina bldg site na naman, pinutol lahat ng puno sa lote. May permit ng DENR (mga kunwaring nagcoconserve ng environment dito pwe!)


jienahhh

At least kumukuha ng permit sa DENR. Marami kasing hindi lol. May kapalit ata yan per tree. Hindi ko sure kung tama pagkakaalala ko pero per tree magtatanim ka ng 10 saplings?


judo_test_dummy31

Kaya asar ako sa Robinson's Antipolo when it was built. Nadadaanan ko yung lugar na yun when I was a kid and it was a long stretch of land full of trees. Pag pinasok mo yung mall all the way hanggang parking lot sa likod, you'll know the magnitude nung area na na-bulldozer. More than 100 trees ang nawala dun.


Zed_Is_Not_Evil

god now would be a good time to get those fremen stillsuits


BlengBong_coke

And hope for the Lisan Al Gaib..


heyvsaucestevehere

We just need big ass worms and we now have budget arrakis


darksiderevan

Not to be that guy, but the stillsuits are used on dry climates, primarily to reclaim bodily fluids. It won't be much help for high temperatures in humid climates.


DuneSlayer_

not to be that guy proceeds to be that guy


tacit_oblivion22

Nakakatakot uuwi pa naman ako ng Pinas ng May


cupn00dl

June ka nalang umuwi. Pero baka rainy season naman na niyan :(


tacit_oblivion22

Nakapag book na ako and nakapagpaalam sa work huhu Di na pwede iadjust sched ko sa work madaming magagalit


cupn00dl

That’s understandable!! Enjoy your time in hell (PH) nalang HAHA


KaleidoscopeFew5633

Rainy season baka september na


Liesianthes

If airconditioned room naman, ligtas ka pa din. Better if may investment ka na dual inverter aircon.


AndroidV11

Kawawa mga probinsya kasi May pa man ang month ng mga Reyna Elena yung naglalakad sila around town.


BriefAdagio7342

Most probably between 5:30 PM and 6 PM na nila gagawin 'yan


coookiesncream

Mainit pa rin lalo nat naka-gown o barong ka.


Still_Figure_

Usually yung last 2 weeks ng April and first 3 weeks ng May yung mainit. Tapos unti unti nang mag ttransition to tag ulan. Uso namaman “Raining in Manila” nyan hahahaha.


cupn00dl

Sana umulan ng kahit pakonti konti bago mag full blast yung rainy season satin. Nag fflood kasi pag masyadong malakas ulan + masyadong dry yung lupa. Hindi naaabsorb agad ung ulan as compared pag hindi siya dry


mcdonaldspyongyang

Coldest summer of the rest of our lives…


zandydave

Akala ko Sozin's comet.


Laynenicholas

From pangasinan ako at shuta ang init. Sa dagupan ung init don pumapatak daw 50°C what the fuck.


gigavolthavov07

After billions of years ganito ang mangyayari, mawawala na tayo sa Goldilocks Zone.


MysteriousVeins2203

okay lang, 'di ko na problema 'yan 💀 problemahin muna natin ang sobrang init


United_Comfort2776

Tama nga si Taylor Swift, it's really a Cruel Summer.


misscatzilla

\*sips boiling coffee\*


[deleted]

noon ganyan din sabe mas sobrang init daw May. pero that time mid May palang tag ulan na


PapsShirogane

Cruel sun!😆


itshisui

Sobrang lala. Wala kaming ftf until May 25. 😭


thattattedboi

**cause of death: spontaneous human combustion dahil sobrang inet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**


eayate

If the Sun turns into a red giant, were all f*cked


thehanssassin

Yeah 5 billion years from now


SoySaucedTomato

No shit sherlock


lostguk

Hirap din pag maulan. Asawa ko panda rider. Sobrang init, bilad ka sa araw at sa init ng daan. Tapos pag maulan naman, nababasa rin sila at madulas daan. Ano Earth?


NoPossession7664

Dati, excited ako mag-summe outing sa dagat o kaya hiking. But now, mas gusto ko maghanap ng de-aircon na mga lugar 😂.


egoisticalish

Fr, it's actually advised to stay indoors nowadays. Unlike before..


egoisticalish

Any tips to beat the heat?


phallus_enthusiast

take a shower every ten minutes


LouiseGoesLane

Ang mahal ng tubig namin 🥲 1k


permagore

not with the water running out. use spray bottle with water and spray on skin with the fan on


Lil_Ape_

Live in SM


Pink-diablo90

Nabasa ko na di agad na-aabsorb ng cells natin yung tubig, kaya tuwing umiinom tayo, oo narerefresh ang lalamunan, pero yung hydration process ng katawang takes a while. So it’s important to drink water every now and then. More than the 8 glasses in this temperature kasi mabilis tayo ma-dehydrate. Ako every 20mins i take a sip, kasi hirap mag cool down ang katawan ko, so tipong nagssip ako kahit di naman ganun ka-uhaw para lang may ma-store na ako na tubig for future usage—I hope that made sense! 😅 Also basang bimpo punas sa mukha at katawan every now and then (every hour in my case huhu)


Orangest_Orange

Ibaba nyo na kasi mga kamay nyo... ok na kalaki Genkidama ni Gokou 😭


Hypothon

Hay, kung may silver lining man, mukhang cloudy dito sa amin for 2 days (some areas nga light rain). Despite the likely extreme heat, I am hoping and manifesting na magsisimula na ang ulan. Namention ko ito before sa Reddit pero every time na mag sunny season tayo, I miss rainy season more. That's coming from someone suffering from hyperthyroidism. Normal mn ang blood results ko pero andito pa rin ang heat sensitivity. Mas prefer ko pa inuubo ako sa lamig than being sweaty, exhausted, and tired dahil sa init.


Nanrelle

Ayoko na haha ang init malapit na ko ma nose bleed, 46° heat index today tapos may iinit pa 😭


Terrible_keeper91

Sana umulan sa mga dam, super init in certain areas. Stay hydrated people 😬


No_Performer8508

Magbabakasyon pa man din ako sa pinas ngayong May. Akala ko makakaligtas na ko sa init ng middle east


sungsam12345

Kame na aakyat ng Batulao ng May. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA open field pa nga. What did we put ourselves into


markefrody

Son Goku sapat na yang Genki Dama mo!


CelesteLunaR53L

Wala talagang eclipse dito sa Pinas. The sun will blaze in the mid year talaga :(


youngwandererr1

sobrang humid din. iangyan dito ata nag energy ball si goku e. anong stage of hell na kaya to kay dante? sinisingil na ata ang pilipinas haha


Gullible-Turnip3078

Umulan kanina sa Bulacan sana sa ibang lugar din


Apart-Station-8785

May 15 is the start of tag ulan, kaya may piyesta ni San Isidro Labrador ng ganitong araw because farmers are always praying for rain during El Niño


Specific_Wind8389

Imagine how hot it'll be 50 years from now


BriefAdagio7342

There was the prediction back then (I don't know if it is updated now) that if we do not do something about the greenhouse gases, by 2050, the global temperature will increase by 1 or 2 degrees celsius. It may seem little, but 1-2 degree celsius on a global scale is a huge jump already.


DizzyEmu5096

Afaik some countries accomplished their required na pagbaba ng carbon emissions tas parang -0.7 nalang yung predictions? But idk tho someone fact check me


quackfield

natrigger r/megalophobia ko


imtrying___

Dai Enkai: Entei!!!


ahmshy

\*drinking some boiling hot coffee in preparation\*


Yahshu

Agua de Mayo!


the_foctor

Is that Frieza's Supernova?


Morihere

Ace 😭


Soopah_Fly

Halos ma-heatstroke ako last year kaya kahit ayaw kong gumastos. bumili na ako ng aircon. Ayun, ang mahal ng kuryente ko pero iniisip ko na lang di ako nagsa-suffer tulad last year na tumatambay ako ng mall pag walang trabaho para lang di maluto sa sarili kong mantika. Liit pa naman ng apartment ko na surrounded pa ng ilang buildings. Juicecolored, parang ayaw ko ng lumabas ng bahay sa May.


justlexington

ah I can't live for another month. it's so freaking scorching hot. ac couldn't handle how hot I am lol.


worklifebalads

Kagagawan yan ni Son Goku, gumawa sya ng energy ball kaso hinihintay nya makatira ng tres si boy Labo alyas Kogure.


Parallel_Shift28

Escanor: "cruel sun!!"


No_Spring_56

sana talaga umulan man lang huhu


Fun_Guidance_4362

Dito sa area namin, even the water from the faucet is too hot, especially from 12 nn-3pm. When taking a bath, we put a frozen bottled water sa timba or else mapapaso ka. The water from the faucet is still warm kahit gabi na.


MrCeanOfThe22nd

dapat may kidlat sa gilid tag kidlat is may hahaha


Agreeable-Web-6303

grabe napaka init!


n3Ver9h0st

Super sun


mechachap

YOU MEAN IT GETS HOTTER?!


Time-Hat6481

I am predicting flying ipis. Feeling butterfly!!! So prepare for Antonio’s return.


NikiSunday

Yung balita na mas mainit daw sa May, LECHE DI PA BA SAGAD??


arkiko07

Hahaha


ExuDeku

Jojo Stand amputa


turon555

Lakas sigurado ng mga bagyo sa rainy season


FrendChicken

May parts sa Luzon na below 30°C liban sa Baguio at Mt.Provice. na panood ko sa 24 oras. Then nitong oast weekend may napanood ako. Na ka jacket pa sila. Pero sa Visayas yata yun.


deafstereo

Tawa tawa kayo pero dessicated na lahat by May. Kanina nag number 2 ako pag labas ko parang nag sauna ako. Parang gusto ko na lang sa mall tumambay. Pati CR may aircon.


Honest_Tip_826

I hate the rain pero I'm wishing for it na however not too much rain. Yung para maalis lang yung init huhu ano ba to sorry if it doesn't make sense. Mother earth blocked the word and phrase "moderate" and "sakto lang" in her dictionary. 😭


FindingOld8992

real


AquaFlaskUser

To the tune of Morissette: *Gusto ko nang umulan!*


Efficient-Box-3509

Umulan na sa amin kaninang umaga🙏


privatevenjamin

Awit! Baka magtaas nanaman yung bayarin namin sa kuryente niyan dahil sa need namin gumamit ng AC.


Any_System_148

dude iba talaga weather ngayon, it's getting worse each year. Back then tag ulan na ng ganitong month


XOXOVINDICTIVEFOREVA

Unbearable na yung init pota ang oa na masyado gusto ko nalang mag teleport pa siberia 😭


Pristine_Aspect_1798

Agua de Mayo please 🙏


MRDelacroix1015

Escanor be like… “Cruel Sun” 🤣🤣


mi_Mayon_Go

Sheet, free cooking source


iam_benjaMEAN

Oi umaambon na dito sa amin pero ang humidddd pa rin why nemen ganun


baldwinicus

Bless the Maker and his water


DangerKyoto

Oh Buwan ng Mayo!


krabbypat

Early May birthday ko and maulan na sa mga birthday celebrations ko noon. Swimming kami madalas and laging umuulan. Ngayon, parang na-shift na kasi recently sobrang init pa rin sa birthday ko.


sonofatofu

FInal Fantasy 7 Part 3


Extension_Car6761

LOL. Never craved for rain more than anything these days 😭


ayong94

Malamang babawi ang ulan ng sobra


No_Swan_2282

50⁰c lezgooo


joestars1997

Escanor? Feitan?


deliure

This was the hottest April in my life


the_kase

Kaka-cruel summer natin ‘yan.


coll82111

Is this real


spanky_r1gor

Nasa ospital ako kanina. 2 patients were at the ER complaining about the heat. Yun isa nasa kotse, may aircon pero nahilo pa rin.


rroeyourboatt

Gantong ganto pakiramdam ko araw araw


SorryAssF7

Agua de Mayo will fight the heat of May🙏🙏🙏🤞🤞🤞


QuinzyEnvironment

Finally summer


dauntlessfemme

Uulan sa May. Fiesta kasi dito sa barangay namin is May 3 and every fiesta is umuulan talaga (never missed a day).


Spiritual-Record-69

Ace casually dropping his ultimate move


heavensgate1

Kala ko energy ball ni Son Goku.


KaleidoscopeFew5633

Bumalik yung amihan 🤞


KaleidoscopeFew5633

Kaya never ako nag reklamo nung sobrang lamig nung Janto Mar kasi halos grabe ang tagal ng tag init dto satin 🫠 parang all year round


Easy-Alps3610

Grabe. I can still remember na shineshare lang sa amin ito na magiging 50° Celsius ang temperature way back 2015 and it will increase pa as the year increases. And syempre, yung ice caps sa north and south pole ay natutunaw na rin. Pataas ng pataas na rin level ng dagat.


Desmond888

Cruel sun ni escanor Yan ah


eybicy_123

Hell, no!!!!!


nostrebelle

fck it😭


IdeaFit424

sa sobrang init, it'll rain


FIashBIitz

Kay frieza yan 😭😭😭😭


Alert_Designer_5546

Puta sa sobrang init parang Twice lang this Month na nagkatubig kami Hahaha


jaxitup034

Sa June daw Pinas na daw yung susunod na magiging araw. Tsk.


stalwartguardian

That shiz looks scary


_Soundoum_

Sunugin nyo nalang ako


Swordfighter125

But I'm still gonna drink hot milk and water😏


plopop0

Escanor?!


Imaginary-Job-7069

Looks like『[The Sun](https://jojo.fandom.com/wiki/Sun)』is here. Mahihimatay na tayo sa init. Tapos may klase pa.


GyverMcLaren

Jogo still charging his attack oof.


Fralite

Bro...si goku di natin need ng spirit ball 😭


EngelPaper

i wish it was december in philippines rn😭


Kirara-0518

Alam ko pag may tagulan na sana umulan huhuhu Grabe ang init kapag pinatay na ang aircon


RelationshipOverall1

Init, parang gusto ko ng kape.


Pretty-Nappy

It’s already so hot. I slept with the AC on and sweated all over the bed 😩