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ecdr83

Having bidet should be a basic human right. Choz


Jhonnyskidmarks2003

Sali na sa partylist na gagawin ko. 1-Bidet partylist. Malinis na kamay, malinis na pamahalaan.


Xeno1213

here take my vote


opposite-side19

Takbo na at marami masasave na tissue at tubig (dahil hit and miss minsan ang tabo) Pasama na din sa bill yung tamang training sa paggamit ng bidet at requirement sa lahat ng public toilet


Jhonnyskidmarks2003

Maganda yang suggestions mo kabayan. 2 ang campaign promise natin. Number 1. Papababain natin ang presyo ng bidet sa Ace Hardware. Para abot kaya ng mahihirap. Number 2. Thank you.


AnakNgPusangAma

Future Sir/Madam Congressman Paano ninyo naman po maaddress yung maaksaya sa tubig sa paggamit ng bidet? "Malinis na pamamahala kasing linis ng pwet mo"


Jhonnyskidmarks2003

Aksaya? Ako ay naniniwala na ang malinis na pwet ay water well spent.


LadyGuinevere-sLover

Words of a true politician.


Jhonnyskidmarks2003

Not a politician, just a clean ass public servant.


AccomplishedYogurt96

Keep the puns excreting boys


tim00007

Username checks out


Lakan14

Yes! DO IT NOW!


Jhonnyskidmarks2003

Right on!


a_sex_worker

This is one shit show I’d be willing to be a part of.


Jhonnyskidmarks2003

No shit will be shown if you vote for the one and only partylist that will clean asses for the masses!


ventacctmore

Kung Yun lang gagawin nyo sa congress kumpletuhin Ang bidet sa public bathrooms sa buong Bansa. Well shit you better than other partylist I know.


alter29

and a CR without tissue should be illegal.


Asignista

Hinde choz. Dapat talaga.


hakdogi3

Take my vote na din. I trust you bc kung sakali man ano ang ikokorap ninyo? 💩?


Lacroix_Wolf

Sana tamag pressure ng tubig sa bidet din. Hindi yung bugang pang bumbero.


Vitri_anna

pangit din ung walang pressure, pagbukas mo ng bidet hnd manlang umaabot sa balat.


Good_Evening_4145

Actually saves water instead of tabo and timba na parating na bukas yung gripo dahil walang pakialam yung mga gumagamit kung apaw na yung timba.


Kreemew

Americans are seething


binokyo10

I miss bidet


coyzor

di lahat ng countries gumagamit ng tubig to cleanup


AccomplishedYogurt96

Malls should just go with bidets. In the long run, bidets are not disposable and offer a faster return on investment. Whereas, with tissue, they have to continuously purchase it as long as someone needs to use it, meaning they have to keep buying indefinitely.


Jack-Mehoff-247

bruh u can shit anywhere with enough alcohol and antibac wipes just saying (sometimes with a little perfume)


Wowser25

Kinda hate SM for this, some branches I frequently go to, walang bidet mga CR nila 😑😑😑


ecdr83

Meron na sa SM Fairview at SM Sta. Mesa


Wowser25

SM Clark and Pampanga is nuh-uh 😅, some stalls meron, they're a life saver hahaha


Asderpi

Natry mo ba ibang floors? Kadalasan ng mga SM na napuntahan ko may mga floors na wala, pero sa ibang floors meron.


Wowser25

Yung sa SM Clark, IIRC, meron siya bidet before, pero nung kalaunan, tinanggal, andun pa kasi yung pinaka-abang ng bidet kung saan sila tina-tap, pero pag nagna-number 2 talaga, I make sure sa mga fast food chains or coffee shops na to be safe. SB chains have bidet, diyan nag jume-jebs friend ko pag emergency eh HAHAHAHAHA


fakestfriendxx

May bidet yung toilet sa loob ng department store, SMP and SMC 😉


Wowser25

Totoo? Uyy thank you, check ko pag napadpad ako ulet sa SMP and SMC 😘😘😘


Dzero007

Agree. Ang lakas pa ng bidet nila sa smf.


pacificghostwriter

Sa lahat ng CR meron na sa SMF?


Dzero007

Sa foodcourt yata wala pero sa annex at parkway meron. Malinis na din mga cr nila.


thrownawayaccout_00

UP..nag CR ako kahapon nagulatt ako after nung nauna bat basang basa ung bowl. Un pala may bidet na. Yeheeey naman sa SM Fairview. Hahahaha.


stitious-savage

shuta, hindi ako pumupunta ng cr ng SMF dati dahil walang bidet. good to know na meron na, huhu


Witty-Choice2682

SM Grand Central at SM Masinag may mga bidet


opposite-side19

SM valenzuela meron na din sa may cinema part. Di ako sure aa ibang floor


digitalhermit13

Pinakamalala yung mga cr nila sa MoA...


Familiar-Agency8209

SM MAKATI (sa may grocery lang ata meron) apologist ako. laging may nakaabang na naglilinis. maluwag naman. Nasasaktuhan ko lang siguro yung mga cubicle na malakas bumuga yung bidet. honestly kahit wag na sila magpatissue, mamaintain lang yung bidet masaya na ako.


visualsbymisha

SM Makati -grocery, kultura, women's undies, and children's shoes level merong mga bidet.


petmalodi

Eyy fellow SM makati shitter. Ang lamig pa ng banyo nila doon sa grocery CR haha.


94JADEZ

Reused ang water pang flush 😭😭😭🤢🤢🤮 ang panget ng sm baguio!!!!!


iron_cab1

There used to be a pay restroom in SM MOA, not sure if it's still there. I can only take a dump there comfortably.


SyndromeBustEgg88

Eto yung mahaba pila minsan lol parang globe customer service chz


sightothemoon

Esp old crs


Majestic-Maybe-7389

Sa SM sta rosa sa may extension wing meron mga bagong CR ma may Bidet


Ok-Hand33

Yes, Robinsons' Galleria in Ortigas has that, you pay P30 then you're gonna experience cozy stall with electric bidet toilet.


justinCharlier

30 na ba? Two weeks ago 20 lang.


notrororo

Shitflation


Dramatic_Fly_5462

Shit really got high xDDD


AccomplishedYogurt96

Literally shithole


SyndromeBustEgg88

Sa robmag 20 parin


benjamin_laguerta071

What a bargain!


masterofnothingels3

Oh meron pala ganyan. Jan na nga ako magpapamedical para fresh 💩


YZJay

Robinson Magnolia has them too


heyitscjjc

Yesss!!! Surprised na P30 na siya. I remember na P10 lang siya. I still remember na I spent 30 mins inside the cubicle dahil ang sarap sa pakiramdam nung heater tsaka yung air dry feature 🤣


4thequarantine

omg airdry feature? worth it nga trenta nyan


heyitscjjc

Uu besides don sa toilet seat na may heater, may fan (with warm air) din para tuyong tuyo talaga pag suot mo ng underwear. Yung angle ng bidet can be adjusted tas may option din na kuskos effect. IIRC, Toto yung brand nung electric bidet and nakakabit lang sa ordinary toilet. Nasa P35-45k ata yon wahahaha


Trendkillerz

If you shit there for 30 mins, that would mean you spent 1 peso for a therapeutic shitting experience. ROI if you think about it lol


zandydave

Measurable. lol


SyndromeBustEgg88

Once took a shit there, somebody beside me nagbabad sa bidet for 15 minutes. Guess he got his money’s worth haha


BullishLFG

Wow! worth it tlga ang P30 sa ganyan.


k8iros

Nagkanda tae na


sugarasukalman

Guadamall shitmall


Life-Judgment-9450

Wait may bidet dito? Makatae nga dito


3rdworldjesus

May fina-follow akong IG page na nagre-rate ng CR dito sa pinas kung shittable ba o hinde haha


TheBiggerDaddy

Whats the page? hehe, kinda curious sino yung mga considerate sa mga inabot ng shitty situation


3rdworldjesus

@shittableba


Dapper_Rub_9460

maybidetba walked so shittableba could run lol


Not_Under_Command

The only thing na hindi ko ma gets sa mga public toilet is, kahit na malinis room and yung kubeta at kung ano ano pa. Pero Bakit ampanghe ng hand dryer? Ano ba yun? Nag hugas ka ng kamay gamit yung ihi mo tapos pinatuyo mo sa hand dryer?


Gryse_Blacolar

I've read na scientifically proven na mas unhygienic yung hand dryers compared sa paper towels.


Not_Under_Command

Kasi binubuga nya yung mikrobyo


gameofpurrs

SM Masinag antipolo - walang bayad ang restroom pero may Bidet ang sarap tumae ng mapayapa


Klutzy-Elderberry-61

Dapat ipagbawal na yung mga malls na walang tubig, liquid soap at bidet sa cr. Madalas tissue lang ang meron 😡 Gawin man lang din na mandatory na may vending machine ng tissue at liquid soap kung ini-isip nila yung gastos sa resources Mapapa-🤦‍♂️ ka na lang, pinoy tayo, karamihan sa atin sanay gumamit ng sabon at running water pagkatapos dumumi eh


saturdayiscaturday

Di na ko umaasa sa sabon kaya lagi na ko may dalang liquid soap sa isang maliit na bote.


Menter33

Most people kasi bring their own tissue, and there's really no big clamor for mall goers for those things. The govt forcing stuff like that sounds like a waste of govt resources just to send out people to check if malls are complying.


Klutzy-Elderberry-61

Di naman, pwede naman isa-batas Importante din naman ang CR kahit saan tayo pumunta eh Bilib din talaga ako sa mga tao na kaya na tissue lang kapag dumudumi eh 😆


Menter33

Di naman siguro kailangan ng national-level law para diyan. Kung meron, maybe either barangay or city-level lang (even then, parang OA naman kung kailangan pang-i-legislate yung ganung ka-mundane na bagay). Mall owners know what their customers want anyway. If the owners think that their customers won't return unless the toilets are better, then they'll do something about their toilets.


TyronTheGreat

I always bring wet ones with me whenever I go outside kasi i don't expect any mall to provide these essentials!


Accomplished-Exit-58

kaya nakaka-amaze magtravel sa japan, 80% of the time you will find a hotel level CR for free, malaki, may pindutan, minsan warm toilet seat pa, puede na nga tumambay haha.


goddess_of_dawn

True! Minsan lang ako nakakita ng squat toilet sa subway station nila somewhere in Tokyo, but most of the stalls have the modern toilets. Kahit yung hindi masyadong modern toilet, they still provide toilet paper.


AxiumX

Lahat ng MRT stations maayos at malinis yung toilet. My butt was happy.


schemaddit

may sanitation tissue pa. malinis din sa mga pocket park


msanonymous0207

True lahat ng CR nila kahit public may flushable tissues and laging may stocks. Kung dito sa Pinas yan, inubos at ninakaw na yung mga tissues.


SpecialistGuess5928

Prestige ftw! 😁


4thequarantine

sm ba to? hindi ko pa nararanasan prestige. 🥹 nasan ba silaaaaa.


ChocooButternut

sa kahanay po ng department store


radiatorcoolant19

Kahit saang CR pa yan basta may bidet!!


SeaSecretary6143

Irevive na ba natin yung Shittable ba na App? Also, Sogo sa Empire Pasay may bidet CR nila sa Lobby.


Key_Sea_7625

Kapag nagpupunta ako ng restaus and/or malls, kasama talaga sa criteria ko ung reliability ng CR. Konti lang shops and parang luma na ung mall pero ung CR is well maintained, mabango, with tissue and handsoap, trash can sa loob and bidet? Nasa top ka sakin. Hahahahahaha Restau na looking sosyal, mahal food na masarap-ish naman pero ung CR, wtf? Never to eat there again. I dont sht outside everyday pero less na sa anxiety to know minsan that the place youll go to is may maayos na CR. Para if something goes wrong, less na sa worry and nightmare na maihi ka or mapoop sa undies or pagbukas mo ng cubicle door theres something sa tb


allatorvosMa

Shame to all Ayala Malls. No bidet. No tissue papers.


oneandonlyloser

Merong bidet sa mga Family Lounge area. May bayad nga lang—₱10.


visualsbymisha

Meron sa Market Market, pay CR


paulrenzo

Yeah, hate the fact that I need a trip to the supermarket if a sudden need to go number 2 happens. Doesnt help the Ayala Mall I go to does not have a family lounge


Menter33

No one does tissue paper in many Asian countries because of theft. The bidet is probably more common in newer malls now. Older malls need time and funds to adjust, so small local malls that don't have big names will of course not transition quickly to bidets.


oneandonlyloser

Shangri-La Plaza could never!!!! High-end mall pero walang bidet??


ninyaxii

Gateway Mall in Cubao (at least the new one). Free and may bidet!


ah_snts

Kaso pangmalakasang akyat muna papunta sa floor ng sinehan 😂😂


jollyCola4236

Ang dapat i obliga ng local govt sa issuance ng business permit nag maglagay ng maayos na CR with BIDET ay mga restaurant lalo na JOLIBEE, MACDO, MANG INASAL o sige na nga lahat ng fastfood.


Able-Twist-5894

is it true that toilets in the philippines don't have toilet paper and you need to bring your own?!


brat_simpson

What is a toilet paper?


Menter33

The one that got stolen! (For some reason, they **ALWAYS get stolen**!)


Able-Twist-5894

damn that's ruff lolllll


SweatersAndAlt

Not rough at all, it's far superior. If you know you know


Able-Twist-5894

to wipe your shit ass with one's hand. well, i suppose so. do you boo.


SuperSpiritShady

I'd rather have a wet ass cleaned by a bidet than a dry ass I gotta smother with toilet paper


SweatersAndAlt

Enjoy your crusty, chafed asshole and sewer toilet paper feces icebergs!


saturdayiscaturday

Bidet is superior to toilet paper.


Able-Twist-5894

Ahh! Now I get it lol


Pixel-sandwich

imagine using a piece of paper to clean your hell hole 🤮


Able-Twist-5894

dayummmmmm


jerrycords

pag walang wala, yung naibulsa mong ticket ng pascual liner o rrcg lols


poopiegloria_16

why bring toilet paper when you have bidet? 💦💦💦


ninetailedoctopus

Timba and tabo supremacy!


mummyoui

Please tabo and timba 😭


Dapper_Rub_9460

Why would you prefer tabo and timba over bidet? Ang sikip mag lagay ng tabo and timba sa cubicles not to mention the need to redesign each stalls para magka gripo. Don't get me started sa sanitary issues eg. talsik ng wiwi sa timba, poop particles sa tabo, sobrang basang sahig


mummyoui

For me, nahihirapan kasi ako kontrolin yung force ng tubig tendency tumitilsik yung excess water. Pero yes marami talagang cons yung tabo and timba.


IamHerq

Hindi ko alam if common knowledge to but most(if not all) gasoline stations have CRs. Ang pinaka the best na napasulan ko yung shell sa C-5 along mckinley. But that was few years ago. Sarap mag number 2 talaga para kang nasa hotel.


nethergodz

Clean fuel talaga pinaka magandang CR sa lahat ng gas stations, lalo na yung sa station nila paglabas mo ng TPLEX.


Dapper_Rub_9460

Problem with clean fuel is kailangan ng membership to access their CRs


Salty_Explorer_1055

Cleanfuel gas stations sobrang linis ng cr tapos bawat cubicle may bidet and ang maganda pa dun may passcode sila like sb so hindi mabababoy yung cr nila ng mga balahura.


Ipomoea-753

Sa Gateway 2 may bidet. Sa One Ayala wala. 😞


NorthTemperature5127

We need those... Kaso May mga tao talaga gusto umihi sa cubicle, tapos ikakalat ang ihi saan saan.. patak saan saan..


Lacroix_Wolf

pinakaworse ay yung mga taong hindi nagflush kahit alam nila na gumagana naman yung flush.


NorthTemperature5127

Ayaw hawakan handle . 😁


petmalodi

Sa greenbelt dati shitting place ko noong nag ddate kami ng GF ko sa makati. Kaso noong nagsimula pandemic tinanggal na nila lahat ng bidet. So much disappointment


perryrhinitis

Not to sound like a snowflake but some people do get anxiety over public facilities (what if 'di gumagana flush, walang bidet, walang tissue, etc) to the point na tinitiis na lang hanggang sa makauwi. So these well-maintained public CRs are a godsend to a lot of us hehe


Takarajima8932

ABC Mall to sa Guadalupe to ah


dev-ex__ph

Guadalupe Mall :D


PsychologicalKey6697

🙌


Optimal_Collar5269

nagmall para tumae lang haha


wanderblur

Bidet and automated soap dispenser rin would be the ideal.


Delicious-Zone-80

Guadamall to ah hahahaha


ecdr83

Jollibee called and offers a jingle for your party list's campaign next year -- "Sa 1-Bidet, Bidet ang saya..."


[deleted]

bidet is layp for PINOYs (here and abroad) ewan ko ba sa ilang 1st world countries, bakit hindi uso bidet sa kanila... hehehe and going back here sa Pinas, bidet and flushable toilet din, yung hindi nagbabara please para kapag may bagong papasok sa cubicle, hindi yung ang sasalubong eh poopilicious na iniwan nung naunang gumamit with overflowing water na manilaw nilaw na halos umabot na dun sa upuan.


Fun-Possible3048

Grabe I can imagine gano kabaho shits in EU wala silang bidet 😭


Intelligent-Pin-8840

Clean fuel Tumae ako sa Taytay branch, lucky that day kasi naiwan ng gasoline boy nakaopen door kaya nakapasok. Sobrang bango ng cr w/aircon and bidet 🙌🏻 Pero shoutout sa Tagaytay branch kingina taeng tae na ko tapos sasabihin lang sayo na members lang allowed and wala sila access to open the door 😭


[deleted]

Kaya gusto kong ang stop over ng bus ay sa Marquee Mall kasi sulit eh... Malinis na, may bidet, flush, hugasan ng kamay at patuyuan hahahaha. Pero inis na inis naman ako kapag sa Dau ang stop over hehehehehe


Traditional_Crab8373

Sana dumami tlga pay cr sa Pinas. 💩 💜


detectivekyuu

Hahaha tapos dumami kasi lahat naningil kahit panget parang bus stop sa probinsya


Super_Memory_5797

Inabutan ako ng sama ng tiyan sa uniwide las pinas. Pag punta ko CR, walang pinto ang cubicles, walang tubig, walang flush. Mapanghe at naka susulasok. Umurong tae ko at nahiya sa dumi ng CR.


detectivekyuu

I guess problem solved sabi ng uniwide On another note parang blackmarket drop off yang uniwide sana man lang ayusin nila yung CR sa dame ng perang nagpapalitan,


1MTzy96

True. Iba pa rin pag malinis ang public CR na may gumaganang bidet. Di talaga mangangamba when nature calls. XentroMall Antipolo and Power Plant Mall in Makati has really clean CRs with bidet, parang nasa high end hotel ung quality. May view pa ung CR sa nasabing mall sa Rockwell malapit sa chapel.


juannkulas

YES


randomcatperson930

Wait may ganitong mall? Hahaha


Dwight321

This is a really old photo right? Wala na yung mart one sa Guada Mall eh. Sayang, wala na competitor yung vemison 😔


ryonashley

Shout out sa xentro mall in malolos


DumplingsInDistress

Shell, map pa painting pa


Yugito_nv19

Not sure but is it safe to use bidet sa public toilet? Keri ko pa yung bidet sa office pero yung sa mall or other public toilet, safe ba?


visualsbymisha

Oo naman. Have you heard any news na nagkainfection sa public toilet using bidet?


Yugito_nv19

Wala naman. Hehehe. Pero ayun, natanong ko lang naman. Thanks, OP. 😊


saturdayiscaturday

Unless you're licking the bidet, you should be safe.


phen_isidro

Bring alcohol spray. Then spray not only the toilet but the bidet itself. Para mabawasan kahit papaano iyung mga germs.


Yugito_nv19

That's nice. Thank you sa tip! 😊


detectivekyuu

Wag naman ipangdukit sana yung bidet use the water lang,


Yugito_nv19

That's why I am asking po kasi yung iba burara gumamit hahaha. Pero sabi nga nila, i alcohol or siguro wipes muna yung bidet bago gamitin. Hehehe. 😊😆


SnooStrawberries2119

This is celebrating a bare minimum come on now


PantherCaroso

At least yung bidet-less toilets kadalasan nago-offer ng tabo. SM did this.


porkchopk

This is why Ayala Malls > Robinsons Malls > SM Malls for me


Asderpi

Parang sa Ayala Malls yung laging walang mga bidet


ah_snts

One Ayala, bagong mall pero walang bidet 😂😂


saturdayiscaturday

Shout out sa Abanao Square na wala man bidet yung premium pay toilet


[deleted]

Dapat may soap dispenser with soap din sa loob ng toilet cubicle. Para mas hygienic.


eliofastora

sa init ng panahon, pati yung tubig sa bidet ang init sa pwet


[deleted]

clean toilet pero mabaho 🤦🏻‍♀️


Jazzlike-Solution678

yung pindot2x nlng sana gaya ng sa japan kahit public cr may ganon hehe


SyndromeBustEgg88

Robmag meron sa 3rd floor


WarAintWhatitUsedToB

Here's an App idea sa mga developer jan: "May Bidet Ditey" Bidet finder App


Wonderful_Pick_1967

Nagpic muna tapos post sa reddit bago tumae. Brain rot moment


JhayAlejo

That reminds me of how unjebable SM Angono is


Majestic-Maybe-7389

I remember when I was reviewing for my Board Exam sa may Recto, i suddenly got to sh!t sira pala ang tiyan ko. Tumae ako don sa may ever gotesco taena walang tubig or tissue. Ginamit ko bond paper taenang yan.. Hahaha


27thofeab

gateway cubao may bayad cr susmaryosep


Lacroix_Wolf

ang alam ko sa may cinema walang bayad dun


27thofeab

yes sa may gateway 2, i recently discovered lang 🥹 i was so happy nung nakita kong may bidet hahaha


chicken_gravYyY

My comfort zone 😚 sa palaging nat4t4e pag nasa labas at galaan. HAHAHAH.


In_care_of

Pero please lang sa lahat ng gagamit maging matino naman kayo meron pang mga susunod na gagamit di yung pag labas niyo parang binagyo ung CR.


Janeysaur

Naalala ko yung prayer ko bago ako mag work 🤣 "God kung saan man ako dalhin ng panahon sana po may bidet at banyong malinis po dahil isa akong lactose intolerant pero kumakain parin ng dairy products. Thank you!"


Eternal_Maverick

Sa Guadalupe makati ba to?


soultuezdae24

Guada mall


InvisibleasianF

May bayad po ba? Hehe


26tedarsie

Maraming public restrooms wala ng bidet wala pang toilet paper.


SleepyBabe1800

At yung wala pa din bayad. Boset sa malls na pati cr may bayad!!!


JayeAOM

Life saver ang mga yan HAHAHAHAHA. pero sa iba potek ambaho na ng CR may bayad pa di pa matae-han baka pag labas mo dun kasama ka na sa 99.9% na germs


SaffronNTruffle

Mas makakashopping and makakakain ka nga naman ng maayos pag walang dala dalang sama ng loob dba?


Impossible_Sorbet_61

Where all toilets should be clean


Mscurious11

HAHAHAHAHA THE BEST CR AND MALL


TyronTheGreat

Saang mall ito?! OMG, dapat all!


karev10

i thank NU-MOA for having bidet


CaviteStatesMilitary

Hayf yan hahaha eto ngayon ako sa SM mall nagpoo poo currently. And iniisip ko pano hugasan ang aking wetpaks gamit ang wipes HAHAHAHAHAHA. Feeling western tuloy ako kahit pinoy hahahahahahahaha


sugarandash

Ayala Center Cebu’s customer lounge is my life savior! Ang bango pa always ng cr and super nice cleaning lady. Also thankful na halos lahat ng crs sa school namin may bidet. Nakakahiya lang sa other students if maglalabas ng sama ng loob especially if may sound effects pa hahaha


Inevitable_Bee_7495

Grabe pag dyan ka pumunta parang inannounce mo na tatae ka 😆😭